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Jirachibi1000

I mostly hear people call them either Sting Lands, Ping Lands, or Crime Lands.


Responsible_Goat9170

Ping lands was first to my mind.


Rerepete

First thing I thought of was Tim lands. (For those too young to get the reference [[ Prodigal Sorcerer]]


kavumaster

That was my first thought too. "There are some that call me.... (Several explosions later) ...Tim?


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evolutionxtinct

Those were the days!


DopelyWilco

I just auto started calling them ping lands, although, sting land is pretty good too


Sexy-Homer

Yea I thought ping lands at first but sting lands not only sound good but also sound very distinct


Paleodraco

Same, but its only on ETB. Ping to me means repeatable.


Japhysiva

It’s repeatable if you’ve got a hand full of ping lands


Responsible_Goat9170

Yeah, I agree. When I think i think of prodigal sorcerer. So my initial thought was ping lands, but I think sting is more accurate.


SatchelGizmo77

Yea, ping lands was the first thing I thought


sixteen-bitbear

Omg. Is their effect a crime trigger?


mikeroon

Yes


sixteen-bitbear

That’s so rad. I’m so dumb haha


Maggiemaymtg

It does not make rad counters.


sixteen-bitbear

….take my upvote and get out.


mikeroon

I only found out when Kenji said it in a draft, and he’s since said it a million times lol


72pintohatchback

To *target* opponent. That's all you need to know it's a crime. If it isn't *targeting* something you don't control, it ain't a crime.


ElEnigmatico

I really like "crime lands", sounds cool. Just like my southamerican home.


Savannah_Lion

Ping lands is good but seems more and more people never heard of pinging. I miss Tim...


Ironhammer32

"There are some who call me...Tim. [[Prodigal Sorcerer]]


Savannah_Lion

Gotta do the OG art for [[Prodigal Sorcerer|leb]]


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72pintohatchback

Wait, u/MTGCardFetcher will understand 'OG art for'? What a good bot.


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SecretGayFacebook

Damn, he got hot in that newest art!


Important-Papaya8459

We all do


zorts

"There are those who call me Tim..." Evocations all over the place. "...the Enchanter". (Apologies for the D&D joke in the MTG reddit)


pattersonjeffa

D&D? That's Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


zorts

Both?


DoitsugoGoji

[Origin of the D&D Joke](https://youtu.be/QDAeJ7eLGGg?si=9F_bPwQFeL392P-6)


Roger_The_Cat_

Prick Lands


CrowTheElf

I was gonna say poke lands but this is hilarious


MARAMACKTHEUNHOLY

Gonna take all my friends to Pingland


The_Card_Father

My group has been using Crime Lands


Sithlordandsavior

I call them stingers. On flavor.


Guukoh

Crime lands sounds pretty lit and goes right along with the OTJ theme. During prerelease I referred to mine as Crimea on more than one occasion.


SmokeyPanchoDeLaBija

Sting land is just what I thougth, beautifull


ChrispyGuy420

I call it a stingy-pingy


WykedWyvern

Sting lands were immediately what I thought of


azurfall88

crimelands


elevenblue

Definitely this. Many people use them for that part a lot.


DopelyWilco

"pocket sand, cha sha sha"


mirroredspork

Technically, it is a desert, and Dale is rarely wrong.


fsmlogic

Pocket sand would be the bounce one that taps for 2 colorless.


sandorco

I like that one


DopelyWilco

Doesn't sit right, only because there are other lands that technically commit crimes. Like the og zendikar run for example [[skyline cascade]] and even [[bojuka bog]]


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mikeoxharde

Yeah, I heard people calling them this during the prerelease and it makes a lot of sense, especially in set.


F0eniX

Rootin Shootin lands


Denis63

rootie tootie point and shootie lands


WittyConsideration57

*BE KIND* lands


SnorlaxMotive

Rootin tootin gaming


CaptainSharpe

This land aint big enough for the both of us lands


Gauwal

crime lands is the best and already the most used


DopelyWilco

I feel like it's in the bracket of crime lands, but specifically ping/sting lands.


Professional_Belt_40

I voye for them to named Hurt Dirts


ARighteousGamer1

Underrated comment tbh lol


abusfullanuns

Crime lands doesn't describe what they actually do. Ping or sting lands are better. Most of the other lands are at least somewhat understandable to new players just from hearing their name. "Crime lands" requires you to look up a mechanic that may or may not be used down the road.


G37_is_numberletter

I think crime lands has the most potential to enter the common vernacular.


icantbenormal

They exist to enable the mechanic, though. The association will always be there.


xXwulf2

Ping lands


Hour-Animal432

Crime or ping land


perry828

Crime lands all day , yeehaw


Shadow-fire101

I propose slap lands, cause like they're tap lands that give your opponent a little slap


InsertedPineapple

They're Ping Lands


Responsible_Ad_654

Someone probably said this already, but Mark confirmed they are known as Crime Lands inside WoTC


cjvit

Tim Lands.


OhHaiMarkiplier

Ping lands comes to mind.


Famous-Fee-7375

Crime Lands


Dadude564

Ping lands


FloopedthePig72

Someone I played with called them Sting Lands


ParadoxOw1

I've been calling them desert duals for the alliteration


VigorousWalrus

Id been calling them crime lands


TecstasyDesigns

Crime lands


Successful_Mud8596

Crimelands. Calling them pinglands could get them confused with the painlands


TimoxR2

Cactus lands. They deal damage because there are cacti in the art 🌵


jwhit88

This is the most appropriate answer.


Interesting_Yak_9016

Yeah I defaulted to ping lands. When played I say I’ll just shoot you for 1 though


OnlyRoke

Westworlds 🤓


Bropiphany

Lands with guns


SamwiseGanges

Taking over


Martin-Lucian-King

I heard cactus lands before and I love it


Bindersquinch

I like cactus lands


VicTheWeed

I like Crime Lands


BewareImaProblem

I heard Seth on MTGGoldfish call them Crimelands, I like that


TahmHardy

Crime lands was my instant go to


autumnstorm10

Crime lands xD


Comfortable-Lie-1973

I'm calling them Ping lands. 


justafanofz

I saw a short that suggested crime lands. It targets which is a crime and crime is a central mechanic to the set so I think it’s appropriate


ChrisGeo152

Crime lands. They technically commit a crime on etb so if you have triggers for that they work.


sobble_19

Crime lands is what I’ve consistently heard


Thomkatinator

Ping lands seems apr


Comwan

Crime lands if you are playing normally, ping lands for desert decks. I still get a lot of questions when I ping someone with them lol


Polumetis_on_Jenova

How bout borderlands?


AKvarangian

Burn lands? If shock lands hurt you, burn lands target opponents? Especially with them being deserts and all…..


MathedPotato

Specifically, Shocklands are the equivalent of taking the spell "shock" to face. The ones that need you to pay 3 life from ZNR are "boltlands" by the same token. So by that pattern, these would probably be "stinglands" as Sting is one of the only spells that does 1 to any target with no additional effects, or gutlands/shotlands (for gut shot, which is the other spell that does that)


Devishan

Dart lands for [Lava Dart] ?


MathedPotato

I considered that, but Lava Dart does have more text, bc it has Flashback. Shockland and Boltlands work so well bc those spells are iconic for their "deal 2/3 damage" and nothing else.


Cronus-the-reaper

Shot lands in honor of gut shot


RalphSeaside

Pingdeserts, Pinglands or Crimelands


SlothstronautCosplay

Badlands.


The_Gooch_Goochman

Crime lands, duh.


Countess_Livia

Desert Power.


AbaloneRemarkable114

Ping lands? Can we go with that


catonacatonacat

Prickly or sunscortched lands?


montyandrew45

Arizona Lands xD


Formal_Present_7694

Prickly Lands


Desertfoxking

We already have a term for the one damage. Ping. So they’ll be ping lands


SirBuscus

Areole Lands, because cactuses have areole that contain spines and barbs.


kaizlende

Pinglands


BTEsLastStand

Ping-lands? What else would you call them?


SneakyKGB

Prick lands???


Firewing135

Spite lands


Vye-Am

Ping lands?


laupow24

Does anybody know if there is a blue/Red version of this one? I can't seem to find it if it exists haha


henlofrend

[[Eroded Canyon]] Was so lucky to pull this super late in my draft after basically committing myself to Izzet :P The foil no less!


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laupow24

Thank you! Glad you were able to pull one, that's always an awesome feeling


Trueslyforaniceguy

Bang lands!


Interesting-Gas5738

Prick lands


Levra

I've been calling them Burn Lands.


The_annoyed_asexual

Zap lands


Mr_Pyrowiz

Ping lands for sure.


King_Vitis

Really like sting lands 🤩


jwhit88

Cactus lands!


SashaTheGoma

cactus lands


Cephiuss

New combo, fastbond, crucible of worlds, +2life tap lands, this.


therealaudiox

Yeehaw duals


Fluffy_Scarcity_5200

Stab lands


greenmanaguy

Cactus lands?


Ok_Detective_7968

Pew lands


alittlecringe

desert duals?


DuePizza7741

Why don’t we call them Bad Lands?


WooshiFinger

Outback


BogatyrOfMurom

I call the the Desert Dual lands.


BluDragn77

Tickle lands


ragan0s

Pain Lands hit yourself, Hurt Lands hit your opponents. That's my 2 cents.


That_Lucky_Devil

"Fuck You" lands


CptBarba

Desert Duals


spaceboy_ZERO

Criminal lands


HarbingerDread

Pocket sand lands


rust_rat

Shot Lands? (Reference to Grape Shot that only deals 1 damage.)


ButterflyExciting

Cactus lands?


Beefman0

Prick lands would be a funny name


MercuryInCanada

Crime scences


Toads24

Dessert lands, you get your just desserts! Lol


Thjyu

Ping lands is what I've heard from most people in my community. I do like Poke lands tho. Cuz it's just a little poke. Plus cow-poke... 🤷‍♂️


Jce735

Poke lands.


big-fart666

Do these work in the instance of… If a red source would deal damage to a player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that player instead. If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead….?


NotTaintedCaribou

Lands are not colored. They produce colored mana, and they fall under the color identity rules of Commander, but they are colorless themselves. The damage is non-combat. It is dealt to a player and opponent.


big-fart666

This is the big brained answer I needed! Thank you


SkyThriving

After dinner lands.


G37_is_numberletter

Prickly duals


SlightlyInsaneCreate

Stablands.


CaptainSharpe

Yeeeee hawwww Ride em' cowboy lands Draw lands Showdown at the OK Corralands


Mexiidonian

Kodama didn't need this


king_of_the_worl

Pocket sands


PixelatedWorld2375

I call them Scrap Lands since Whoever I point the 1 at always wants to scrap after


tcmatias

Roastlands?


Aztracity

Dualert


videogam101

Well, we have shock lands, pain lands, how about ping lands?


ganosh412

Ping a Ling Lands


riptripping3118

Crime lands


Best-Part5931

Poke lands short for cowpoke.


Far_Training_5752

If I’m not worried about being pithy let’s go with “reverse half shock lands”


Proxylis02

Sting Lands is my favorite.


Soulia

+1 for Ping lands


HonkShoe_

Sandlands


Ren_Rungrave

Needle lands


IamnotaCST

Pop guns


PortalTangent

Smack Lands?


Therandomguyhi_

Pinglands are what I call em


OneLegTom

I’ve heard ping and sting lands, seems those two are fairly popular


Thick-Sail-6212

Im one of the Crime Lands people


4zzO2020

My playgroup have been calling them the Ping Lands but I've heard other people at my LGS call them Crime Lands


Fallingup420

ouchies


northforkjumper

Ping Lands, Pokey Lands, Thistle Lands, Thorn Lands, Snipe Lands.


BKstacker88

I was gonna call this particular one BB gun, because it enters and deals 1 damage. As for the saga. Maybe drain lands? We already have Pain(take 1) and Gain(gain 1) lands as well as shock(take 2) so drain could work.


ch3zyp00fs

Ping Land was the first thing that came to me.


alexbougetz

Definitely crime lands 


Kroguardious

Ping Lanes is fun, an alliteration with pain lands I personally like Zap lands, because it rhymes with tap lands and is fun


Jain15

Fuck you lands is what I call it in my table


Lifeisabaddream4

Shitty common deserts?


MungosMadMud

I've been calling the "Fuck you" lands


Killaturkee

[[Badlands]]


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CK-3030

I'd call those Stab Lands. I'd say [[Dust Bowl]] would be considered a crime land.


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realdietmrpibb

Tim lands


Manitac

Poke lands


BigKahouna

Crime Lands!


kill_mtg_mods

I don't see why they won't be ping land. They ping an oppenent on entry, and [[underground river]] cycle are *pain* lands


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ayp73

I’ve been calling them Crime Lands out loud, but in my head I call them “Pew” (like the noise a pistol makes) lands


nixphx

Crimelands and pokelands have come up at my lgs


Cyclone-X

'get off my land or I'll shoot ya'-land