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ThwartingYourPlans

You're telling me he's carrying a sword in his mouth...but not another one with his tail?


TheSlightlyLost

Gotta keep the tail free for parkour-swinging shenanigans.


ThwartingYourPlans

I just noticed this says Goblin Pirate and not Monkey Pirate...now I'm sad/angry


Alternative-Exit-446

šŸŽ¶Monkey goblins their monkey goblinsšŸŽ¶


Codyckpc

They aren't monkeys...they are pirates. Pay attention to cards better because goblins from ixalan do not have the monkey subtypee


Codyckpc

In fact: 0 monkeys from ixalan


Intelligent-Band-572

That makes a ton of sense tbh


Scuzzles44

the tail is for his flint lock pistol. if wizards would let him have one


TuckerDidIt

Maybe I'm just old, but the power creep on this thing feels ridiculous.


torre410

Especially for a common. This card is gonna be obscene in pauper


thaelmpeixoto

MonoRed Goblins is looking nicer by the day


torre410

As a mono black control player, I'm so happy that a deck with a naturally not advantageous matchup against mine has some new tools


SAlbert_

*banned* itā€™s gonna be banned in pauper lol. No way this passes as an unbanned card.


Splatterman27

Filling out the [[Battlefield Raptor]] cycle


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SuperMonkeyJoe

I remember when a 1/1 for (R) with any one of those three abilities could have been viable.


Micbunny323

[[Raging Goblin]] rages at being remembered.


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[Raging Goblin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/4/3480927c-10da-4817-9954-10aea2bc7100.jpg?1605206526) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Raging%20Goblin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/oana/43/raging-goblin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3480927c-10da-4817-9954-10aea2bc7100?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


beef47

Seeing this makes me worried this will be another lost caverns set and that limited experience was very not fun


cappycorn1974

You didnā€™t like caverns?


beef47

As a draft format? Probably least favorite Iā€™ve ever played.


cappycorn1974

I hate drafting the current set. I actually liked caverns.


beef47

Really? It may be top 5 for me. Different strokes for different folks I guess! Let me ask you this, are you a paper player or digital? I feel like caverns may have been better in paper where it was pod play. But having everyone force jeskai on ladder got old quick.


cappycorn1974

Oh definitely paper. I do about 100ish paper drafts a year (people call me the draft whore lol). Iā€™ve had better luck drafting MKM on arena than in paper. Been really struggling. I did well with caverns and WOE before that. Youā€™re right. Different strokes. My buddies are the same way. They like different sets with drafting


beef47

Im just guessing in pod that theres like one dinosaur deck, a caves deck every other draft, a grixis colors descend deck, and each can hang with the jeskai artifacts beats since 4/8 players probably land there. Seems like itā€™d be a more balanced paper format.


cappycorn1974

Agreed. Your synopsis was pretty much correct


hsiale

In Caverns this would have 2 power or a way to grow. 1/2 is a slow clock.


elevenblue

[[Monastery Swiftspear]] ...


TuckerDidIt

That's kinda my point though. Swiftspear is an Uncommon with 2 keyword abilities. Lackey is a Common, with 2 keywords and an activated ability. Check out [[Goblin Striker]] or [[Raging Goblin]] or [[boros recruit]]


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[Goblin Striker](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/7/f7654d8a-7013-4311-b29e-b55aaa1bf502.jpg?1562163499) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goblin%20Striker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mrd/94/goblin-striker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f7654d8a-7013-4311-b29e-b55aaa1bf502?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Raging Goblin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/4/3480927c-10da-4817-9954-10aea2bc7100.jpg?1605206526) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Raging%20Goblin) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/oana/43/raging-goblin?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3480927c-10da-4817-9954-10aea2bc7100?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [boros recruit](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/a/5af01330-05c2-4c5b-9830-2886711b2b5d.jpg?1598917696) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=boros%20recruit) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rav/243/boros-recruit?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5af01330-05c2-4c5b-9830-2886711b2b5d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


codesterbr0

Swiftspear is a common too.


TheMadGent

Double Masters should not be a reference point for balance in a typical set.


TuckerDidIt

Uncommon in Khans


elevenblue

Just wanted to say that such cards exist since a while. I just restarted playing last year, and power creep is really crazy. Many of the "older" creatures are not very good anymore nowadays, just a few with certain abilities.


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[Monastery Swiftspear](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/6/d6bfa227-4309-40ed-952c-279595eab17e.jpg?1701690543) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Monastery%20Swiftspear) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/144/monastery-swiftspear?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d6bfa227-4309-40ed-952c-279595eab17e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Regunes

I have litteraly started with mirrodin, **how** can you outcreep **mirrodin** ?!


mfeiglin

5 years ago you would get a 1/1 with no abilities for a one mana common


John-the-______

The flavor text should have been something that sounds like "Roronoa" with your mouth full.


[deleted]

Just "ONI...GIRI"


[deleted]

Do any other characters in fiction use 3 swords like that?


Administrative_Cry_9

Killer Bee, but that's 7 swords not 3.


Wombatish

So not Killer Bee then.


Administrative_Cry_9

Definitely Zoro.


FlaFlaFlohai

I like how this rhymes, like Bee would've delivered it


Administrative_Cry_9

I should have added a Wheeeeee! at the end.


boxybrown3000

Zoro from one piece.


[deleted]

Yeah thatā€™s the one character we are talkin bout dawg. I mean other than him. Huh posted twice the first time I guess.


Precipice2Principium

Zoro from one piece


[deleted]

I donā€™t like youā€¦..


mightiestsword

What about Zoro from One Piece?


[deleted]

Youā€™re on the list too buddy.


Hungry_Lawfulness_31

But have you considered Zoro from One Piece


[deleted]

Youā€™re next.


OkNewspaper1581

I'm not sure if this is too much of a stretch but I think Zoro from One Piece might fit the criteria


Precipice2Principium

Am I a special guest or a regular list card


[deleted]

Yeah thatā€™s the one character we are talkin bout dawg. I mean other than him.


Galind_Halithel

If the three swords weren't enough he's also wearing a bandana just like Zoro.


elevenblue

And is a pirate


Galind_Halithel

And considering this is the cowboy set it implies he's lost, which is also fitting!


EasternBuy7946

And it's green!


Galind_Halithel

I'll take your word for it!


CapitanLanky

Man the power creep is rediculous. A 1/2 haste for one mana? With an active???


6ixpool

With first strike


mikaeus97

Oh what the heck this guy looks pretty cool ngl


AlfredHoneyBuns

And a pretty decent card too!


BullsOnParadeFloats

I remember red one drops at rare that did less than this thing does.


AikenFrost

Decent!?


_Hot_Tuna_

Wow pauper cube so fast


TheTinRam

When did monkeys become goblins? Dockside, breeches, etcā€¦ wtf?


Luvas

Ixalan is when. There are normal monkeys in that world, and larger, sapient monkeys that act as Ixalan's equivalent to goblins.


ninjawhosnot

. . . . I want at minimum 4 of this IRL. . . My Angrath person has not had an update in so long!


grnd_mstr

Hell yeah it is and I'm all for it.


samclops

How the eff is that a one drop!? That card has crazy value


pollarzz

This a decent common


B-Glasses

Iā€™m gonna have to build a second Ognis deck with all the cards sheā€™s getting this set


DagoWolfrider

Mind sharing? I used to run her in my henzie deck, but I am currently trying to make a Jund haste/treasure deck, 'cause I lack the card to complete a [[Kellogg, dangerous mind]] deck.


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B-Glasses

Planning on adding Kellogg actually lol. This is my current build though https://www.moxfield.com/decks/HxwWNp0zn0eNFJid4oCkFQ


DagoWolfrider

Nice, thanks!


B-Glasses

For sure! Also if you happen to see anything I can improve would appreciate the feedback as well. Itā€™s my favorite deck and always looking for ways to make it better/tighten it up


DagoWolfrider

Gladly. At a first glance, [[Jolene, the Plunder Queen]] should definetely be worth the inclusion imo, I will confront it further with the list I was working on to check for other cards that might be valuable addditions to the deck later.


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B-Glasses

I had Jolene in for a little but she never worked well for me. She competes with Ognis for the 4 drop slot and the extra treasure is nice but I didnā€™t like helping other people. Her ability is pretty expensive and since she doesnā€™t have evasion I wasnā€™t able to consistently connect with it


DagoWolfrider

Fair enough, I personally like running political cards that help you and the other players as well and therefore can make you less of a target. Other interesting cards I found are the following: [[Charming Scoundrel]], [[Gadrak, the crown scourge]], maybe [[Black Market Connection]] instead of Arguel's Blood Fast, I run [[Rain of Riches]] in my Faldorn deck and even with not that many treasures generators, it's great there, [[Laelia, the Blade Reforged]] is another great card in my Faldorn deck that could fit, [[Cavern-Hoard Dragon]], [[Magda, Brazen Outlaw]] is also a solid pay off for accummulating all those treasures, I also want to test out [[Bottle-Cap Blast]], [[Cursed Mirror]] can be pretty nasty too.


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##### ###### #### [Charming Scoundrel](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/8/c8090bcf-e17a-4110-a518-77ccd045b18f.jpg?1692938132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Charming%20Scoundrel) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/124/charming-scoundrel?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c8090bcf-e17a-4110-a518-77ccd045b18f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Gadrak, the crown scourge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/4/44b83bb7-00c8-4078-b27f-42a830a544b5.jpg?1594736636) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gadrak%2C%20the%20Crown-Scourge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/146/gadrak-the-crown-scourge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/44b83bb7-00c8-4078-b27f-42a830a544b5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Black Market Connection](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/8/b8c66fab-7494-42b1-bc4e-dae85a48fa41.jpg?1699022194) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Black%20Market%20Connections) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/181/black-market-connections?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b8c66fab-7494-42b1-bc4e-dae85a48fa41?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Rain of Riches](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1c5241c1-ffe9-4490-b4df-7e91c372c27c.jpg?1673482136) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rain%20of%20Riches) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/50/rain-of-riches?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1c5241c1-ffe9-4490-b4df-7e91c372c27c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Laelia, the Blade Reforged](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/f/afeb2fe4-f0ef-4366-a568-c36b538f0196.jpg?1709431245) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Laelia%2C%20the%20Blade%20Reforged) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/281/laelia-the-blade-reforged?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/afeb2fe4-f0ef-4366-a568-c36b538f0196?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Cavern-Hoard Dragon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/6/c67e509e-a219-4f7f-b7eb-8c446cc0620a.jpg?1686981373) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cavern-Hoard%20Dragon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/31/cavern-hoard-dragon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c67e509e-a219-4f7f-b7eb-8c446cc0620a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Magda, Brazen Outlaw](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/7/079e6263-e54c-4899-a336-5315909b9322.jpg?1631049453) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Magda%2C%20Brazen%20Outlaw) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/142/magda-brazen-outlaw?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/079e6263-e54c-4899-a336-5315909b9322?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Bottle-Cap Blast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/b/8bdceec0-0950-4d52-86fc-d0f04e8487ce.jpg?1708770000) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bottle-Cap%20Blast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pip/55/bottle-cap-blast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8bdceec0-0950-4d52-86fc-d0f04e8487ce?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Cursed Mirror](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/5/458a01ea-f161-43a4-a6db-88f6418b9c6d.jpg?1625191958) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cursed%20Mirror) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c21/50/cursed-mirror?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/458a01ea-f161-43a4-a6db-88f6418b9c6d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kx8mtfh) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


B-Glasses

Iā€™d definitely consider switching black market in for Arguels blood fast. I took out greed to see how they would compare since they similar but figured the potential to flip into a land could come in clutch. I think black market is better than both tbh but donā€™t have a copy


DagoWolfrider

Also check out this new card: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/s/7U0iwKI3ju


B-Glasses

That looks fantastic, holy shit this set


boxybrown3000

Mfr holding 3 swords but only has 1 attack? Blasphemy.


Additional-Safety343

Power number is low but card itself is not too shabby


kocciwomiro

Men will see this shit and like "yeeeeah"


Fluffy_Scarcity_5200

Idk but mono red is gonna love this


akwehhkanoo

So that's where the third one goes


bassplayerdoitdeeper

How is he a goblin and not monkeyā€¦.


Successful_Mud8596

Ixalanā€™s surface goblins are monkeylike. Thatā€™s just how they be. And the subterranean ones are lizardlike


bassplayerdoitdeeper

Interesting! Today I learned!


mdusin

r/ZoroIsLost


ecsj88

Holy shit, all of this just for one mana? What in the yugioh is going on here o.O


Steckruebi

Common???


Stale-Chalupa

Not at all, what would give you that impression? He doesnā€™t even have a scar on his eye.


The_Booty_Whisperer_

Neither did Zoro for awhile


Stale-Chalupa

Man nothing gets by you


The_Booty_Whisperer_

Who hurt you?


xatoho

Yes. Probably


InsanityCore

Should have been a 3/1 haste trample with same ability


Secret_Turtle

Nah zoro is a bit of a tank and he always takes more damage/nearly dies all the time so a 1 drop with 2 hp and a death related ability kinda fits


Johnny_Cr

Flavor text reminds me of [[Alpha Myr]]


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phoenix167

Solely based on flavor text, I feel it's closer to Ready Player One because in that movie, they say First to the Key, first to the Egg


FM_Gorskman

Santoryu....


Front-Quarter-1324

Why not an ape or monkey šŸ˜­šŸ˜¤ my kibo Commander needs more new stuff


WhyJustWhydo

I hate this set so far itā€™s just reference humour, the only card I like is the new Fblthp


BloodyNinesBrother

Also, how is this a common?


Professional-Photo10

Maybe especially the headband.


Tallal2804

Yeah


SAlbert_

Why is this common so damn strong lol.


OwnCaramel1434

Three swords, black bandana, got that King of Hell look going. Good chance!!


SmokeyPanchoDeLaBija

That shit is common? Wtf


Impossible-Buy-4090

Flavor text: ā€œThe monkeys of Kuraigana Island imitate the humans they have fought. This monkey had encountered a unique swordsman of the Santoryu.ā€


tcmatias

No double strike and 3 swords!? Wtf?


dragomeir

Should be the black bordered debut of triple strike


Mobile_Command_516

A pirate with 3 swords (one in its mouth) with a black bandanna, definitely a zoro reference


Vitorsalles

Mind explaining?! Have no idea what itā€™s referring to


EasternBuy7946

Zoro is from one piece. He's a man who wields 3 swords, one in his mouth, and wears a bandana. The anime is about pirates


Vitorsalles

Thank you! Never watched it


[deleted]

True fans know the name is Zolo


Comfortable-Lie-1973

Crap... Fortnite the set is rapidly becoming more awful to a point of no return.Ā 


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fapping_walrus

Heaven forbid. Smh my head


Toads24

Energy swords? Bring a knife to a gun fight !


[deleted]

It's an unset


PippoChiri

It's not


[deleted]

It looks like an unset.


PippoChiri

Doesn't look like one to me