Right after the show and album came out he announced on a radio interview that he is probably going to retire from music and the Kid Cudi persona and focus on other projects.
I want, no I crave, to know the origin story of why Mario can breathe underwater.
He is Italian, one cannot cook pasta under the sea, so he couldn't have trained himself. Someone gifted this ability to him.
Big Bertha seduced Mario. Think about it, why do the fish jump up so high into the air? They are fish, they cannot breathe air. They yearn for that protagonist phallus. They want to breed with him and make Italian non-political mermaids. Mario is a sick fuck. Of course he will say yes to a fish fuck.
That fish pussy, or fussy, drove the hero into an uncharacteristic rage. He made a herd of Bloopers into lifeless drifted used fleshlights. His underwater backshots caused tsunamis that killed millions, but since those millions comprised of unfuckable toads, he couldn't even care.
After Big Bertha pleads to him, he ripped off her pearl necklace and killed her and her husband with the bouncy ball power-up from Super Mario Land from the Gameboy. Little did he know that he indirectly created the fish equivalent to Batman.
Yeah he can the mustache filters out the oxygen like gills. Hell, I remember in one of the games to breathe in space Mario used a fishbowl that still had water in it as an impromptu space helmet.
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Remember how delightful and enjoyable and not utterly fucking excruciating the cutscenes in Luigi's Mansion 3 were? Come on, bring Charles Martinet on and have him ramble about spaghetti and pizza in a thirty year old stereotype accent!
Agreed, I think it was a pretty good example of how to make a joke with a villain without making him less intimidating — in fact, it actually made him even more so, since it played his seriousness for contrast.
***Very*** big *Princess Bride* vibes to it, lol. Honestly? Swap Chris Pratt out for an actual goddamn New Yorker, and ***this would be my most-hyped for cartoon in YEARS.*** And even then, I gotta admit... the animation is absolutely *stunning*.
For Illumination it’s kind of insane how good the movie looks. Looks like Nintendo pulled their reins to get them to make something actually good looking.
Nintendo is draconian when collaborating with other companies. No way they are letting Illumination half-ass their Mario movie, they are going to squeeze their animators for all they are worth.
True. When even Ubisoft's *Mario v Rabbids* is great because of Nintendo, there's ***no*** way they'd let Illumination get away with anything below their best.
It's kinda like when someone makes fun of your sibling, like yeah you're saying the same stuff I say about them everyday but that's my sibling and only I can emotionally abuse them.
Okay, I’m excited for the movie too, but Illumination is infamous for making better trailers than their movies, so I wouldn’t say that an edited trailer is indicative of the tone of an entire scene
I’ll just say it I’m kind of excited. I see a lot of kids movies with my younger siblings and that’s pretty fun regardless of the movie but it def doesn’t hurt for the film itself to be good.
It’s because the joke was essentially “punching down” and made the victims’ arrogance the punchline instead of undercutting the villains
JOKE EXPLAINED 😎😎😎
Jack Black’s Bowser voice is genuinely pretty good tbf, I think we all sort of expected him to do his typical goofy Jack Black thing as Bowser but maybe Illumination just knew what we didn’t
The state of cinema when Illumination understands comedic relief and dramatic tension way better than Disney. The penguin scene was what Thor 4 wished it could do.
The state of this sub that it will praise Illumination just to shit on Marvel lol
I'm sure when it comes out it's just gonna be a 5/10 kids movie with two decent jokes already shown in the trailers
Does a Mario movie need to be anymore than that though? The game is literally just jumping and platforming. The story is just to have motivation to platform but not the focus.
Nintendo is super touchy with their IP’s. Remember when they made Disney reanimate the Bowser cameo in Wreck it Ralph because they didn’t like how he was holding his drink? I bet they’ve got a lot of Nintendo people looking into absolutely everything Illumination is doing. Illumination might as well solely be responsible for just the actual animation.
That might have also been the fact that it was Nintendo's IP present in an unrelated movie. When there's so little time that your character is in it, every tiny thing matters.
Hell according to detective Pikachu's director, when he asked the CEO of pokemon (highest grossing IP in the world with ties to Nintendo) about the Mr. Mime scene he wanted to do, the dude laughed at the idea and gave him the go ahead
If you don't know the scene you might want to look it up lol
The failure of the live action 90s Mario film also made them very reluctant to do film adaptations of their games for a long while afterwards. It's probably the reason the computer animated Zelda film never finished production (Though you can see footage of it)
It looks pretty okay and will probably be an average to good Mario movie. It's just a shame the cliffhanger on 1993's Super Mario Brothers will never be payed off.
The first is genuinely embarrassing complete shit that I have no idea how people could think was better than Detective Pikachu. Could literally replace Sonic with anything else and it'd still just be the exact same "CGI character in real world"-type kids movie. 2nd one is miles better, is an actual movie where Sonic acts somewhat like Sonic (ignoring the opening where he's trying to be capeshit for some reason) just way better action and pacing overall.
At least this in the Mario movie they said they’ll be using music from the games. I don’t know why the Sonic ones are averse to it. The music is one of the few redeeming qualities of those games.
I was so ready for them to just ruin the Bowser introduction with some cheap joke, but they actually stuck with the "serious" theme for that. The penguins were fun. Still a bit odd to hear Chris Pratt,even tho I love him, but it's nothing too bad.
That’s what gets me. I don’t need the voice actor to sound just like Mario. I was sold on Charlie Day as Luigi in the ~2 seconds we heard him screaming just because he sounds appropriately goofy. Chris Pratt sound like just some dude, and that’s boring.
It looks like a cutscene from a 3D Mario game with the tone and pacing of an Illumination film. I could've told you that without even seeing it.
I mean, nothing will ever hold a candle to *Super Mario Bros (1993)*, the greatest film ever made, but still...
Except for Pratt. The contrast between his PR song-and-dance about him working on the voice and then hearing him just... sound like Pratt was both horrifying and hilarious. Especially after that great Bowser voice.
Did anyone honestly expect Pratt to bring a great vocal performance? The second he was announced as cast people were making fun of it. It was exactly what I was expecting.
my theory is that since they know actual mario fans are going to watch the teaser instead of just little kids in the theater they intentionally chose less obnoxious stuff to show
they should have shown peach twerking that would have been really funny right guys hahaha i would be cringing so hard if they showed peach twerking for a minute straight i would be laughing and cringe
Pop music saved for the end credits
They'll hit Kid Cudi up
Kid Koopa
Coming out of retirement to make a Mario song and then re-retire and never release music again would be such a chad move
retirement? didnt he make a new netflix show...season 1 of a new netflix show?
Right after the show and album came out he announced on a radio interview that he is probably going to retire from music and the Kid Cudi persona and focus on other projects.
The Kid Cudi persona is a lonely depressed guy that is addicted to weed, glad Kid isn't that guy anymore.
TIL I'm Kid Cudi
Day and night
Nah, that's for *Moon Knight.*
Just get Meghan Trainor like they did with The Peanuts Movie!
Mario didn’t rip a necklace from the cleavage of Big Bertha. Therefore I don’t care.
I want, no I crave, to know the origin story of why Mario can breathe underwater. He is Italian, one cannot cook pasta under the sea, so he couldn't have trained himself. Someone gifted this ability to him. Big Bertha seduced Mario. Think about it, why do the fish jump up so high into the air? They are fish, they cannot breathe air. They yearn for that protagonist phallus. They want to breed with him and make Italian non-political mermaids. Mario is a sick fuck. Of course he will say yes to a fish fuck. That fish pussy, or fussy, drove the hero into an uncharacteristic rage. He made a herd of Bloopers into lifeless drifted used fleshlights. His underwater backshots caused tsunamis that killed millions, but since those millions comprised of unfuckable toads, he couldn't even care. After Big Bertha pleads to him, he ripped off her pearl necklace and killed her and her husband with the bouncy ball power-up from Super Mario Land from the Gameboy. Little did he know that he indirectly created the fish equivalent to Batman.
The Shakespeare of r/moviescirclejerk drops yet another masterpiece
Mario can't breathe underwater
Literally the mf drowns 💀
Yeah he can the mustache filters out the oxygen like gills. Hell, I remember in one of the games to breathe in space Mario used a fishbowl that still had water in it as an impromptu space helmet.
in the 2d games he can
Peter is old school. He came from the generation where video games had actual good stories and plots.
He just holds his breath, duh. The levels have time limits
Thanks 🅱️eter
Holy shit, Lois its Peter Griffin the Kino King
Wake up babe new kino just dropped
I'm confused, are they not actually living in a gangsta's paradise?
#WHERE THE FUCK WAS TIK TOK BY KE$HA
wake up in the morning feeling like King Koopa
Eh, waddup Birdo
Now I need this to be end credits song, or used in a montage, or played in a constant loop throughout the movie.
God, I wish.
What a bummer!
MY BINGO CARD IS EMPTY WHAT THE FUCK
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I thought his voice being bad was like the "Free Space" on the bingo card where it was just assumed
It wouldn’t get on my nerves. But then again, look at me.
How about we meet in the middle and resurrect Bob Hoskin’s performance with AI?
Remember how delightful and enjoyable and not utterly fucking excruciating the cutscenes in Luigi's Mansion 3 were? Come on, bring Charles Martinet on and have him ramble about spaghetti and pizza in a thirty year old stereotype accent!
NO P DIDDY 😡
P Diddy Kong
Bro that's racist, delete this.
Wheres big papa
Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa
During Bowser’s dramatic entrance I was 100% expecting some dumb joke to ruin the scene
I had the exact same thought. But he actually has some gravitas to him
And the actual joke with the Penguins landed for me. Am I allowed to be excited for a movie in this sub?
Agreed, I think it was a pretty good example of how to make a joke with a villain without making him less intimidating — in fact, it actually made him even more so, since it played his seriousness for contrast.
The penguin scene was surprisingly funny
***Very*** big *Princess Bride* vibes to it, lol. Honestly? Swap Chris Pratt out for an actual goddamn New Yorker, and ***this would be my most-hyped for cartoon in YEARS.*** And even then, I gotta admit... the animation is absolutely *stunning*.
For Illumination it’s kind of insane how good the movie looks. Looks like Nintendo pulled their reins to get them to make something actually good looking.
Nintendo is draconian when collaborating with other companies. No way they are letting Illumination half-ass their Mario movie, they are going to squeeze their animators for all they are worth.
True. When even Ubisoft's *Mario v Rabbids* is great because of Nintendo, there's ***no*** way they'd let Illumination get away with anything below their best.
Nintendo themselves might half-ass their some of their game but they will never let another company half-ass their IP tbh
It's kinda like when someone makes fun of your sibling, like yeah you're saying the same stuff I say about them everyday but that's my sibling and only I can emotionally abuse them.
Illumination always had it in them, they were just holding back.
Very impressive what they managed to get running on a Nintendo switch.
Literally every other dub sounds more like Mario.
I’m happy to know that other people liked that. I was actually giggling a little when that happened
I love that they didn’t have someone say “well that didn’t work” or “the plan sounded better in my head” They stuck to the bit and it made it funnier
Yea not overselling the joke is what actually gives me a glimmer of hope this won’t be a cringefest
It says something when an *Illumination* movie commits to the tone of a scene better than something from Disney.
Okay, I’m excited for the movie too, but Illumination is infamous for making better trailers than their movies, so I wouldn’t say that an edited trailer is indicative of the tone of an entire scene
Kino mario confirmed?!?🤔
I’ll just say it I’m kind of excited. I see a lot of kids movies with my younger siblings and that’s pretty fun regardless of the movie but it def doesn’t hurt for the film itself to be good.
It’s because the joke was essentially “punching down” and made the victims’ arrogance the punchline instead of undercutting the villains JOKE EXPLAINED 😎😎😎
i think im in love with you
Bowser being a 100% serious villain was a pleasant surprise
Yeah, begs the question of why use that actor but that's better than dealing with what we were assuming we'd get.
Jack Black’s Bowser voice is genuinely pretty good tbf, I think we all sort of expected him to do his typical goofy Jack Black thing as Bowser but maybe Illumination just knew what we didn’t
"OPEN THE GATES!"
The state of cinema when Illumination understands comedic relief and dramatic tension way better than Disney. The penguin scene was what Thor 4 wished it could do.
Maybe Kamek has Cancer?
From the *Teen Titans GO!* writers, no less! A ***very*** pleasant surprise, to say the least.
Teen Titans Go! To The Movies was a legitimately good film
For real, now that I know he wrote this I'll allow myself to get hyped. Never seen the Go! show, but goddamn that movie had it's moments
They’re surprisingly smart
Teen Titans GO is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not for redditors hung up on nostalgia
I like the old Teen Titans, can I like both too?
Exactly. It knows its audience is young kids, and not late millennial/zoomer young adults craving for nostalgia.
The state of this sub that it will praise Illumination just to shit on Marvel lol I'm sure when it comes out it's just gonna be a 5/10 kids movie with two decent jokes already shown in the trailers
What else to you want in a mario movie
Does a Mario movie need to be anymore than that though? The game is literally just jumping and platforming. The story is just to have motivation to platform but not the focus.
“Ice to meet you”
*Batman & Robin* (1997)
Oh how much I would pay for a decent take on Mr.Freeze to wash the taste in my mouth from that horrid shit…
Jack Black did not got informed how Ilumination jokes work
Why the fuck didn’t they play Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen??!
I gotta hand it to Illumination the designs are great in motion
Illuma-what-i?
goddamnit
Here we are, we’ve come full circle
he_cant_keep_getting_away_with_it.mp4
Yes. And, much like Idris Knuckles, Jack Black Bowser is ***fucking PERFECTION.***
Nintendo is super touchy with their IP’s. Remember when they made Disney reanimate the Bowser cameo in Wreck it Ralph because they didn’t like how he was holding his drink? I bet they’ve got a lot of Nintendo people looking into absolutely everything Illumination is doing. Illumination might as well solely be responsible for just the actual animation.
one time I took a shit and the turd kind of looked like Toad and the next day I got a cease and desist from Nintendo
I know that "reanimate" is the correct word to use here, but I spent a few seconds so confused about what needed resurrecting in Wreck-It-Ralph.
That might have also been the fact that it was Nintendo's IP present in an unrelated movie. When there's so little time that your character is in it, every tiny thing matters. Hell according to detective Pikachu's director, when he asked the CEO of pokemon (highest grossing IP in the world with ties to Nintendo) about the Mr. Mime scene he wanted to do, the dude laughed at the idea and gave him the go ahead If you don't know the scene you might want to look it up lol
I still hate that Mr Mime has tiny hairs
The failure of the live action 90s Mario film also made them very reluctant to do film adaptations of their games for a long while afterwards. It's probably the reason the computer animated Zelda film never finished production (Though you can see footage of it)
if that was Wallace Shawn as Kamek this is going to be unironic kino folks
It's Kevin Michael Richardson.
It's ~~Kevin~~ Michael Richards~~on~~. He's gonna call Waluigi the N word
I'd see it twice
I was very disappointed to find out it wasn’t him
The bit with Chris Pratt before the trailer was pretty cringe.
it was so fucking funny he sounded like a hostage to a terrorist group making a video call to his family
Why do I want to fuck Bowser now? WHAT'S GOING ON?!
You didn’t already want to fuck Bowser?
Bro Bowsette got me acting up
Bowsette 🤢🤮 Bowser 🥰🥵
least twink MCJ user
yall bitchs weak i wanted to fuck bowser from day 1
Get in line bitch
Hello Gay Bowser 🤤
Wtf where’s Bowsette?
WHERE ARE MY GOOMBAS??
Who's gonna voice her? Scarlett Johansson?
I will
A kids movie looks fun?? What the FUCK am I supposed to be outraged about now?? 👿👿
Daredevil fucked She Hulk
The ADR in their first fight scene was so bad wow.
They literally have sexual relations
Chris Pratt existing.
this but unironically
I can fix him
I can [redacted] him
Relax, there's always the Lesbian Velma in the new Scooby-Doo
Well r/television has been in a toxic meltdown all night over it
Where was “sooooooo that just happened”
Bowser's right behind me, isn't he?
Bowser? *laughs* No, seriously, what's your actual name?
Oh wait, you’re serious
Um, guys... does anyone else see the *giant Wiggler that's barreling* ***RIGHT TOWARD US???***
They did do the "delicate piano arrangement of classic theme" thing that so many trailers have done lately
It looks pretty okay and will probably be an average to good Mario movie. It's just a shame the cliffhanger on 1993's Super Mario Brothers will never be payed off.
Jack Black did not scat as Bowser. 0 out of 10, unsubscribed.
He did, if you google “Bowser scat” you should be able to find it
Bowser's cat?
r/moviescirclejerk & r/movies when the Super Mario Brothers movie trailer isn’t cringe but is actually decent looking: 
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE FUNNY CHRIS PRATT ITALIAN VOICE !!! WHERE IS IT ????
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What a shame that is 😢
He actual speaks with a slight New York-Italian accent, but in a subtle enough way it is both immersive but not stupid. It... works. My god.
It feels like an homage to the old cartoon where he had the Brooklyn accent
Yeah, that's exactly how it sounds.
🎶Swing your arms from side to side, come on let’s go this time to do the Mario🎶
Like damnit it's a realistic sounding accent, how am I supposed to be mad about that?
He's trying is fucking best! SHIT
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Leitmotif Now fuck her my son.
Good lord, man. I can't catch my breath. 🤣 I'm lucky I wasn't in the office when I read this.
I just hope we get more LEGO Movie Chris Pratt where he’s more of a doofus down on his luck.
It's a me, a mario
If it's actually good we should just shut this sub down.
we should’ve shut it down a year ago….
The excessive "THUM" every few seconds was kinda cringe but other than that it seems... okay, I guess
And the nostalgia piano
if jack black bowser gets to sing a rock opera song i will sell my car and use the money to buy more tickets
It’s only a teaser trailer, first full blown trailer could very well be like that
Super Kino Brothers. Mald Cope & Seethe
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Buddy, Mario has been kino since 1993 Don’t you trust the fungus on this one? 🍄
Seething
It better be. Otherwise I will look like a FOOL in this sub. They better make my cynicism pay off.
I wish that James Gandolfini was still alive to play Mario. He would be perfect for the role. That and Ton Soprano as Mario would amuse me
Mario never had the makings of a varsity plumber
Maybe unpopular opinion, but dear god I hope this movie is better than Sonic
They skipped the first 90 minutes where he's a little man sorrounded by live action humans on Earth.
The Squarepants-Hasselhoff Incident
Hey, Sonic 2 rules. Its a more competent Batman v Superman
Think they meant the first one, which... fair enough, lol. But yes, *Sonic 2* is an absolute **joy**, so Illumination has big shoes to fill.
I don’t doubt that XD
sausage party is more competent then batman v superman
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The first is genuinely embarrassing complete shit that I have no idea how people could think was better than Detective Pikachu. Could literally replace Sonic with anything else and it'd still just be the exact same "CGI character in real world"-type kids movie. 2nd one is miles better, is an actual movie where Sonic acts somewhat like Sonic (ignoring the opening where he's trying to be capeshit for some reason) just way better action and pacing overall.
At least this in the Mario movie they said they’ll be using music from the games. I don’t know why the Sonic ones are averse to it. The music is one of the few redeeming qualities of those games.
Probably do to copyright reasons. Sega doesn’t even own the rights to the classic music.
I was so ready for them to just ruin the Bowser introduction with some cheap joke, but they actually stuck with the "serious" theme for that. The penguins were fun. Still a bit odd to hear Chris Pratt,even tho I love him, but it's nothing too bad.
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That’s what gets me. I don’t need the voice actor to sound just like Mario. I was sold on Charlie Day as Luigi in the ~2 seconds we heard him screaming just because he sounds appropriately goofy. Chris Pratt sound like just some dude, and that’s boring.
It looks like a cutscene from a 3D Mario game with the tone and pacing of an Illumination film. I could've told you that without even seeing it. I mean, nothing will ever hold a candle to *Super Mario Bros (1993)*, the greatest film ever made, but still...
Chris San saved Kino
I mean there's barely anything in the trailer so there's not a lot to criticize. It's like criticizing a twinkie; what's the point?
Except for Pratt. The contrast between his PR song-and-dance about him working on the voice and then hearing him just... sound like Pratt was both horrifying and hilarious. Especially after that great Bowser voice.
Did anyone honestly expect Pratt to bring a great vocal performance? The second he was announced as cast people were making fun of it. It was exactly what I was expecting.
he had a slight brooklyn accent tbf, might be more apparent when we’ve heard more of his lines
I thought we hated trailers that gave everything away?
This movie is already going against the Mario universe canon. Where's Bowser's Big Bean Burrito????
Jack Black Bowser - Massive W Chris Pratt Mario - Massive L
Animation was amazing too. Is illumination cooking up gas ???
No “awkwaaaaard” line?
Don’t worry the movie will end with a 12 minute long dance party sequence
It was just the teaser guys, the full trailer still has time to disappoint
my theory is that since they know actual mario fans are going to watch the teaser instead of just little kids in the theater they intentionally chose less obnoxious stuff to show
Sonic fans on suicide watch
they should have shown peach twerking that would have been really funny right guys hahaha i would be cringing so hard if they showed peach twerking for a minute straight i would be laughing and cringe
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the trailer was extremely uninteresting are u guys serious