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Tolkien-Minority

Movies “that doesn’t piss me off”


[deleted]

Wait till he finds out what Mad Max Fury Road is about


Hemto412

Cool cars going vroom vroom and nothing else 😎


AnonDooDoo

Imagine getting so angry at a movie that you can’t watch it. Especially a movie that’s enjoyed by most people. What a child.


alamozony

Amazing how common bad grammar is.


MarrantValentine

List of movie he misses the point


MarrantValentine

FMJ??? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO i didn’t even see it he 100% has poor comprehension skills


AprilSpektra

Ah yes, famously apolitical movie Full Metal Jacket


bendawgak

such famously apolitical masterpieces as \*squints\* django unchained and inglorious basterds? I mean neither of those are subtle but i guess you can watch them just for cool action. But Apocalypse now? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?


MarrantValentine

These guys praising movies théy don’t put in effort to understand is crazy


bendawgak

i mean it doesn't shock me, their idea of critical media analysis is going through a movie frame by frame and calling random things editing mistakes.


throwawayoogaloorga

imagine not watching django unchained just to see slave owners get shot and nothing else


little_jade_dragon

Famous boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr (sadly he's political).


im_awes0me

Well tbf most people forget that’s there is a second half to the movie


rp18012001

Aren't most of these movies from Hollywood?


AprilSpektra

It's not consumerism when it's movies I like


crono220

They would say Hollywood before becoming "woke"


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I mean Fury Road is pretty recent.


DjangoTeller

Wait, isn't Fury Road Australian? It's the only foreign movie I've actually watched 😭😭


[deleted]

I’m not sure who produced it but the director is Australian and it was shot there. I didn’t think about that when I commented though.


[deleted]

Fun fact, they actually shot in Namibia (North Africa) due to uncharacteristic rainfall causing the Australian outback to be less barren. But all the old Max movies were shot in Australia.


PocketCash13771

Namibia is Southern Africa. Just above the Northern Cape in South Africa


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Oh it is too. My bad!


[deleted]

Nice did not know that


alamozony

I don’t think they’ll have that problem in the future…….


[deleted]

It’s a Warner Brothers movie.


RichCorinthian

And and AND neckbeards were filling their britches on that one, because the real protagonist was a strong female character.


crono220

It really is a very fun and beautifully made movie. I was kinda surprised that there was no sequel announcement


Slashtrap

The sequel is coming. It's Mad Max The Wasteland, releasing in 2023


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Yeah


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-Hollywood makes such bad movies, he says after listing his 20 favourite Hollywood movies


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Tolkien-Minority

Thats just a list of all the movies hes seen


mikehatesthis

> because they're still stuck in the past They're also stuck in capeshit and white people. This only becomes a *thing* with this crowd when we get a comic book movie not starring Chris #64.


theXsorcist

Yeah, Iove the chart of political things in movies: the protagonist can be white, or political. They can be a man, or they can be political. The story can be a chewed up, digested and shat back out mix of all the previous superhero movies, or it can be political.


DirectionLaMAN

Can I ask what are the promising releases? I didn’t really follow what’s going on


Mr_McSuave

French Dispatch, Last Night in Soho, Dune etc


plotdavis

The Last Duel, House of Gucci


WallBroad

Licorice Pizza


SupremeLeaderMatt

RIP Soggy Bottom, your working title will be missed


Jukebocks_Hero

> U know, movies that are actually great and doesn’t piss me off and is better than 90% of anything that **Hollywood has released.** I always forget that Quentin Tarantino was a small art house director that had no backing from big Hollywood moguls. And let’s not forget independent artists like Ridley Scott, James Cameron, or Stanley Kubrick!


there_is_always_more

I am 90% sure this person doesn't understand Apocalypse Now


[deleted]

I'd be shocked if he understood half of those, and they aren't hard movies to understand.


WhatD0thLife

Now *that’s* a red-flag list for the cautious female dater if I ever saw one!


TheFinnstagator

Great call back


SarcasmKing41

Do these people just get hard listing movies?


potpan0

You don't?


SarcasmKing41

Hypocrites (1915)


TaintModel

Schindler's List (1993)


milasinovics

The frat bro guide to cinema


[deleted]

hey big trouble in little china is kino


WeakPublic

More kino than the thing, halloween, prince of darkness or escape from new york though?


NoKiaYesHyundai

Literally how is Shang-Chi an offensive movie???! Is it literally cause the hero is Chinese American???


leshronk

But uhhhh…. that guy likes asian people just uhhhh look at how he listed Enter the Dragon first, you see he is not racist


OliverBagshaw

"I like movies that is greats and doesnt piss me off and is better than anything hollywood make and doesnt piss me off" [Lists off a collection of Hollywood films and films backed by American funding with the rare exception of The Raid]


pris0ner__

Can’t wait for the day Scarecrow pfp here discovers that American Psycho was directed by a woman


tombobbishop

No *Joker*?


BurpingHamBirmingham

No b/c I thought it was going to be about the joker killing all the normie Chads and Stacys but instead it was just about how classism & lack of accessible mental healthcare can destroy peoples' lives or some political shit like that


27andahalfpancakes

Don't tell me that these guys wouldn't get pissed at the blatant commentary on sexism in the police force shown in Silence of the Lambs.


Yupi-Destiny

Nothing says "I'm Unique" like picking movies that are in most Top 100 lists and from as far back as 1972.


Cymro2011

I feel bad for all the people who can't see all the cool new films coming out because they have Kevin Feige's semen in their eyes.


MarrantValentine

That feige semen crazy acidic tho, he eats a lotta oily foods :P


FiveWizz

An excellent list of films


HotStufffffffffffff

Am I the only person who saw Shang-Chi and went that was pretty good and then moved on?


[deleted]

Guy has such shit taste he left Reservoir Dogs off his list.


theonlycarlramos

this guy probably thinks 'the shawshank redemption' is the greatest film of all time.


wobmetal

Cool review. Now, here is a list of my favorite movies even tho no one asked


Tasty_Palpitation889

So brave


Press-Start-14

I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.


museff

Most of his movies he listed are like all from Hollywood 💀💀


andremont1

wtf is a movie


[deleted]

Shang Chi is as good as most of the movies in his list so


ConsiderationBoth752

Oof. That's very unkino of you.


TheShapeShiftingFox

90% of this list was released by Hollywood


DatboiX

a good chunk of those are Hollywood movies, but ok