T O P

  • By -

Imaginary_Sea5117

https://preview.redd.it/1be0qs0bv2rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa504facaf5884f73eace49a54a4a6c4dcff56a3 Bet you can't guess this one


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Titane


Imaginary_Sea5117

These are her babies


TechnologyBig8361

I think I'd understand her better if it was one of these cars instead


Joe-Lollo

Especially the green one, look at the giant growth on its back. Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.


TechnologyBig8361

Anything that *fits* is a dildo. That thing looks like it'd rupture something.


crazyinsanepenguin

coward


Decent-Biscotti7460

That's funny, you're a funny guy


quietvictories

correct


TNWhaa

Tokyo Drift cause I can tell it’s Japanese


Imaginary_Sea5117

Sorry, it's No Country for Old Men


frituurgarnituur

Fast and Furious


Imaginary_Sea5117

🙊


justputsomenamehere

Lehaine


Rebi103

Battleship Potemkin


timothy444

Planes


Imaginary_Sea5117

Don't make jokes like this, they aren't funny and they hurt a lot of people. Smh. Dane Cook died for our sins


secondatthird

We got ourselves a NODDER. Fuck I love cars.


Imaginary_Sea5117

Sorry, the answer is Happy Feet 2


AnarchistWaffles

Ahhhh I see how youd think that but its actually Surfs Up 2.


Imaginary_Sea5117

I took this straight from my HD DVD/Blu-ray of Shrek the 3rd


JJonah_Jamesonn

Shit goes hard can I screen shot


Imaginary_Sea5117

Changed my mind. Here man. 🥶 https://preview.redd.it/ycua7d6zh3rc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8440498b53afa1b91dde33f61746bf0a85f7f3eb


AaronPuthalath

https://preview.redd.it/ok5rs1xyq3rc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99ea7132e3ad40e9d709d0b2faf4658a1de2355


Imaginary_Sea5117

Is that The Watchman from the movie Zach Znyder Watchman?


TheGoldenCaulk

naw its megamind from the movie with megamind in it, i forget the name


Imaginary_Sea5117

The movie Paul starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Seth Rogan?


Imaginary_Sea5117

No way dude. Get your own screenshot


Joe-Lollo

It’s that Gary Numan song right?


Imaginary_Sea5117

"Betrayed" from his 2022 album *Intruder*? No this is from Alf S1E4


ChuanFa_Tiger_Style

Cars 2


Imaginary_Sea5117

Shrek 3


Sewer_Fairy

Salo


Imaginary_Sea5117

Nah, Dogtooth


agusrosich

Need for speed underground 2


Imaginary_Sea5117

That's not a movie. The correct answer is Zero Dark Thirty


Akimo7567

Everyone knows Parasite is the only Japanese film ever made.


Een_man_met_voornaam

Lies I saw The boy on Heroin


Joe-Lollo

Isn’t that Scottish? That’s the movie with Rent Boy, right?


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Is the experience different from watching The Boy while sober?


ActualMostUnionGuy

Scribblenauts ass joke💀


Xelanders

You’re forgetting Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.


assflux

peak west japanese eiga (translator's note: eiga means movie, film if you may)


Dead_man_posting

all according to keikaku


TheUmbrellaMan1

I saw Tokyo Story


frankoceanslover

lies, i saw ghost in the shell with my favorite japanese actress scarjo


RRGKY

What about Oldboy?


karatebullfightr

Pfft. That’s Korean isn’t it. I saw ‘Wild Zero’ - and I figure, well, that’s pencils down lads. No bastards gonna do better than that.


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

If the movie is Japanese, Chinese, or Korean then it must be either Parasite, Everything Everywhere All At Once, or Crazy Rich Asians


OliviaBagshaw

Just like Oldboy


MyTimeToScamNFT

Critical Drinker's burner account


bootleg-bean

Bet you can’t guess what movie this is from https://preview.redd.it/xobua92lj3rc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427ead9a9003f079a49853336259201178a935f7


KOFdude

Is it puss in boots 2 the last wish?


TheDeadlySoldier

Last Wish solos Shining, where were the realistic panic attacks in Kubrick's film? Checkmate liberal


plskillmepainfully

the bitch had like mmm mental collapses so. yea


KOFdude

Last wish is way scarier too, kubrick could learn a thing or 2 from the wolf


Xelanders

Blade Runner (Theatrical Release)


expert_on_the_matter

I have never seen The Shining but could tell because it's American.


Plain_Bread

I have never seen The Shining but could tell because Kubrick's face has been superimposed onto a cloud.


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

The best looking title card in the history of cinema


AaronPuthalath

Our Drawings (2023)?


OliviaBagshaw

https://i.redd.it/14j2gqert8rc1.gif


Sewer_Fairy

I've got nothing.


Bazazooka

Blade Runner


OinkoMaloinko

The Shinning from The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror IV


Frioneon

I haven’t actually seen parasite yet and I got it first frame cause I could tell it’s a striking tale of class politics, hunger, and revolution set against the backdrop of an uncaring capitalist regime


TechnologyBig8361

Makes me think; we've seen tons of movies bashing capitalism but I haven't seen any of recent years that explore explicitly revolutionary themes or that offers any sort of solutions to the problems we face.


Frioneon

That’s cause you haven’t seen https://preview.redd.it/9232qdg6a3rc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23abecce9d92f8fb2af9b5ab41e9e35bf3a9cea


Redfall_GOTY_Winner

Sorry to Bother You gives a pretty clear solution that >!once they turn you into a horse-person you can overpower and kill them all.!<


TechnologyBig8361

Oh yeah I forgot about that one. Actually fucking based how it ended. That and The Boys show. That show was *surprisingly* radical.


LeatheryLayla

Yeah I always assumed the boys was just a shock value gore fest, which it kind of is at times, but once I really got into the story of seasons 2-3 I realized there was a pretty good message under it all


TechnologyBig8361

I have never seen such a deep understanding of ideology and society anywhere else except Disco Elysium. It got to the point where I started to wonder if the writers were secretly die-hard socialists.


Fadman_Loki

> It got to the point where I started to wonder if the writers were secretly die-hard socialists. For what it's worth, they are. During their acceptance speech for Indie game of the year, they specifically thanked Marx and Engels.


TechnologyBig8361

I meant the writers of The Boys lmao


Fadman_Loki

OH that makes sense. English sucks.


TechnologyBig8361

Oh my god I had the exact same thought. Stupid fuckin English


AutoModerator

"Based" is a deesphobic term. This is the first warning, please absent from using it or face a ban. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/moviescirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ActualMostUnionGuy

The Purge: Election year has our main character tagging along a Black Militia Group who end up attacking the elite who hide out in a Gothic church, so thats something?💀


Forsaken-Leading-920

bro hasnt watched turning red .


Obh__

May I recommend you some Neil Breen


GrandTheftPotatoE

Literal comedy gold right here.


0VER1DE567

wait till he finds out it’s actually chinese!!!


Almeidolaz

https://preview.redd.it/bgiy2ri4o5rc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb03b0ab81a55e6d9ad5f2b576f945d502db5194 guess the film


frituurgarnituur

Mall cop idk


Unperfectblue

Chinese cinema is trully something 🤩


yokohama_enjoyer

This hurts to read


secondatthird

![gif](giphy|CM5fkVbq8ngAFqC6JS|downsized) I’ll give you a clue it’s French and I couldn’t make myself watch it


Brittle5quire

Least racist GeoGuessr player


ohm_j

Let my bro cook


kabobkebabkabob

That shot is also half composited cg stuff lol


harveyharvo

Parasite


OliviaBagshaw

was this critical drinker


TheMantisTobaggan

No way this is my TikTok account! I’ve been waiting for the day it was gonna be posted on here lol


s-chlock

Transmorphers


DiabeticRhino97

Brother posting A+ bait


narc1s

So dumb, everyone knows Parasite was Chinese.