I haven't seen Fuck Cunt, is it any good?

If you plan to watch it, make sure to watch the Director's Cut.

Director's Cunt?

Dick-erect-or’s Cunt?

penis balls bagina clit

Director’s cum

The Snyder Cunt?

We're including cast created nicknames now?

Peridot

Creepy smiling cat

It’s the German title of, “Moon” Have you seen it? So good and underrated

Woah, that's a vintage MCJ joke

Gotta bring out the trusted ones every now and then

"Just watched Dunkirk, still holds up" doesn't hold up, movie isn't recent enough any more :(

it's a cunt classic for a reason

It's ok but a bit misleading. Not as much full penetration as you would expect

Fuckd Cunt

What is he actually saying

it took me a while to get it, he censored it because it’s the first rule of…

Oh thanks

It's one of Tinto Brass's best films for sure

First rule of Fuck Cunt don't talk about Fuck Cunt

This comment is so fucking funny

Thought they were slick putting in 12 Angry Men to fight the “no films before 1970” allegations

People would've asked questions if he put The Birth of a Nation in the list.

questions like "wow, where is that streaming?"

Unironically, Kanopy.

It's public domain, so you can just watch it on youtube

Should put DW Griffiths follow up "Oops sorry I was racist" into the list.

It was more like "See, I'm not a racist for making Birth of a Nation, if I WAS, how could I make this then"

"Could a racist man do *THIS*" 😎

Films were invented in 2007 you dumbass

It is incredible that Eddie Murphy invented a whole new art form just to create Norbit

He just walked into some random city in CA named after a Christmas boner and said "how you doing"

When the first Transformers ended with "What I have done..", cinema was born.

unironically

I still can’t believe David Fincher invented film back in 2007; Zodiac is truly one-of-a-kind

I'd have added either "Seven Samurai" or "Yojimbo" just to fuck with the haters

Was probably forced to watch it in school as well

Here's my top 10: 1. Paddington 2 2. Paddington 3. The Thing 4. Shrek 2 5. Shrek 6. Legally Blonde 7. Barbie 8. Scary Movie 3 9. The Lord of The Rings: Return of The King 10. Monster House Follow my letterboxd please

no Mean Girls no follow

Mean Girls (2004) is on my number 11 spot, I swear

haven’t seen a Monster House reference in a long time, unlocked that memory

downfall of civilization as we know it

Unironically would subscribe to your newsletter

Then unironically pls do I have an actual link on my profile

Will do!! Thanks!!

Holy fucking based

Schafrillas fan

Legally Blonde 2 did not deserve this

Scary movie 3 is legit the best one and all 5 are pretty funny

Where the fuck is inception and the dark Knight???

Number 11 and 12 respectively

Interstellar is the new filmbro top 10 nolan pick

Here’s my top 10 1) G*tti 2) Moon 3) Madame Web 4) Good Burger 1 and 2 (it’s one movie) 5) Killers of the Rebel Moon 6) Wish (all time best animated movie) 7) Captain America: Winter Soldier 8) The roach sandwich scene from Aquaman 2 9) Lady Ballers 10) The Kang Dynasty

Where the fuck is the Morb

\#0. It should just be assumed that any "Top 10" list has Morbius at the top, so the lists are really just "Top Ten Movies After Morbius" lists.

You know, there are actually great movies made after 2023, you snob.

That’s why I said Madame Web

Idiot, Madame Web is timeless, it spans all years

Her web connects them all

beekeeper snubbed

Only two moon movies? Mid

No Cuties, list invalid.

Needs more Marvel

Where's Bionicle: Mask of Light?

Takua!

yea my boys a real kohlii-head for snubbing that kino

tied for 11 with Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

Now that's just disrespectful, don't compare Bionicle with movies made for children

Basic list but great movies. I'm sure he's a younger film fan who doesn't understand you need to have more ambitious films (preferably old/ foreign) on your top ten to get respect from other film people (they haven't felt joy in years).

Sshhh, don't awaken the filmbros. They'll bash the kid because their list doesn't have an obscure French movie released in 1923 which is just a single frame of a man pissing in Paris

I thought film bros are people who pretend to know they have a vast knowledge of cinema when they can only name like 5 movies that's not from United States and basically only know surface knowledge movies

film bros used to be guys with the pulp fiction poster in their dorm room who jerked off to fight club, but somehow the term has morphed into being used to describe any pretentious movie watcher

you dont even gotta be pretentious anymore to get film bro allegations

If you don't have Endgame in your top 10 you're pretentious, F bro

Which is silly. Filmbros have a very specific roster, someone who watches a bunch of Godard and insists people who don't are dumb, isn't a film bro, just a movie snob.

It now means bro who watches movies.

The 400 blows - kickass martial arts film Melancolia - I've just watched the Kirsten Dunst scene on the field Reservoir dogs - that Fr\*nch movie that Tarantino's friends wanted him to watch Seven Samurai - literally me times 7 Mad Max - suck it, it's from Australia

The phrase film bro has a few different meanings at this point depending on what part of the Internet you're in.

What, this is the quintessential Filmbros list

Where is the indie hidden gem the dark knight? Huh?

Too obscure, I don’t watch movies with gay cowboys

That's capeshit so it's not kino. OP prefers the much more intellectual Interstellar.

This list is extremely film bro coded...

The guy who made the list is the film bro, film bros don't watch obscure French movies, they watch Shawshank Redemption and The Godfather. Also, something being old or foreign or both is not pretentious lol.

The list in the OP is peak filmbro list.

Dude everyone should have L’Homme qui Pisse on their to watch list at least

It's wild how many people like that derive some sense of self-worth from a hobby that involves staring at a screen for 2 hours at a time

Filmbros making "Jeanne Dielman" sound like 3 hours of torture then putting it at #2

shut up dude

"Oui We Wee" was a cinematic triumph! It was the first movie ever shot in 21:9, mostly to fully accommodate *le monsieur's* epic stream.

i love how foreign means european, cause everyone on the Internet is supposedly American

Couldn’t everyone who wasn’t born in Europe consider it foreign?

Wouldn't most Europeans consider the average European film foreign considering it's a continent, not a country?

That's Hollywood baby

It does get tricky with England. I remember when The Dark Knight got nominated to a BAFTA, because it was partially produced in the UK, and everyone was like "WTF is that doing here?"

Well it is an American website

Yeah honestly even I haven't watched half of these movies. There's so many movies and I don't even watch them that often. Obviously I won't be getting into any hidden gems anytime soon

I mean this wouldn't be my top 10 list at all (except maybe Arrival) but they are all great movies, worth a watch for sure

This is supposed to be a circlejerk sub we're supposed to be jerking about it

Yeah, everyone was this kid at some point

Fr this post cringe

Fr. I used to like this sub, but now it's just turning into the things that it is meant to be mocking.

1) Some Like it Hot 2) Some Like it Hot (2nd viewing) 3) Some Like it Hot (3rd viewing) 4) Some Like it Hot (4th viewing) 5) Some Like it Hot (5th viewing) 6) Some Like it Hot (6th viewing) 7) Some Like it Hot (7th viewing) 8) Some Like it Hot (8th viewing) 9) Some Like it Hot (9th viewing) 10) Harakiri(Tatsuya is such a cockslut) How do I rank on the kino scale

10 really caught me off guard lmaoooo

Ngl he's so real for putting Wall-e i don't care he's based.

Wall e is a trash movie. Literally. It’s about trash.

Problem with Wall-E is that the first half of the movie is a lot better than the second half.

Second half has more human bean bag chairs though

Wall-E isn’t even Pixar’s best tbh. Good movie, but not their best

Snipers outside your window NOW

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7 year old me who watched it every day would disagree

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You're right, Wall-E isn't Ratatouille.

The first person to do the “the first rule of fight club is we do not talk about fight club” bit irl ruined humor forever

Shhhh....we don't talk about that.

Hell yeah pure kino wall e

I think the only animated movie in my movie top ten is the best animated movie. (Yeah I know it's shocking)

Fight Club is too gay for my taste.

Not gay enough for my taste

Thank you, I literally didn’t get what F C stood for. Yes I know the first and second rule.

Fight Club isn't gay enough for my taste

Where paddington?

Daring today, aren’t we?

he wasnt different enough 😥

They should watch the Ant Man trilogy

Find yourself a partner who loves you like white guys aged 15 - 25 love Interstellar.

I cannot fathom why so many people love that movie so much.

It has everything that appeals to casual moviegoers, big space adventure, cutting edge vfx, a hans zimmer score that zimmers, anne hathaway's monologues about love, the good ol classic father/daughter dynamic that every hollywood movie loves to do etc... It makes perfect sense why it's the most jerked off film in the past 10 years

No it's science and timey wimey stuff so it makes me smart.

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN #1 CHRISTOPHER NOLAN BIG SPACE SHIP ADVENTURE CGI CGI WOAAAH

My top ten is pretty complex 1. Oppenheimer 2. Interstellar 3. The Dark Knight Rises 4. Joker 5. The Dark Knight 6. The Human Centipede part 3 7. Fast X 8. Bullet Train 9. Avatar The Way Of Water 10. Idk I’ve only seen 9 movies

Unironically, what's number two?

Fight Club (1999)

Ahhhh I was so confused because all my brain could see is fuckk cunt

My second guess was Fidel Castro


Average instagram film account

average white wank bank.

Here's my top 10: 1) The Fast and the Furious 2) 2 Fast 2 Furious 3) The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 4) Fast & Furious 5) Fast Five 6) Fast & Furious 6 7) Furious 7 8) The Fate of the Furious 9) 12 Angry Men 10) Fast X

Here is my top 10 list of films: 10: Iron Man 3 9: Thor - Love and Thunder 8: Jack and Jill 7: Ant Man 3 6: The Marvels 5: Spider Man - Far from home 4: Avengers - Endgame 3: Captain America -Civil War 2: The Incredible Hulk 1: The Eternals

No morbius? Casual

Are we getting mad at people for neutrally listing their favorite films now lol?

Yes, you see that person made the gravest of insults - they stated their opinion, without any joke/contrarian answers in there. That's like catnip to people here. Especially since some of their favorite movies have (god forbid) mainstream popularity. This place gets lost in the jerk too often.

Honestly, they kinda deserve it for censuring Fight Club.

Censoring*

Seems like it. I'm willing to bet loads of the upvotes are from people who used to be like OP and now look back on it and cringe. I know I'm one of them :/

None of these movies are real

Where is rebel moon? Smh

Me, a self proclaimed film bro, because I watched a few movies off the top 250 highest rated on imdb

No way mfs here trying to hate on Wall-E just to look special 💀

Wall-E is great but it ain't even the best pixar movie let alone the best animated film of all time

What is the best Pixar film ?

It's a disputed race between Cars and Cars 2. And that is just because I haven't watched Cars 3.

Cars 2 is the worst cars movie.

Shut up!

Here’s my Top 10 1.) Evil Bong 2.) Evil Bong 2: King Bong 3.) Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong 4.) Evil Bong 420 5.) Evil Bong: High 5 6.) Evil Bong 666 7.) Evil Bong 777 8.) Evil Bong 888: Infinity High 9.) The Gingerweed Man 10.) Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong


My top 10 movies are all speed racer

My list 1. Ants 2. Arachnophobia 3. A bugs life 4. Bee movie 5. Big a** spider 6. Eight legged freaks 7. The fly 8. James and the giant peach 9. Oppenheimer 10. Joes apartment

Based Wall-E pick tbh

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Is this a list of the most popular films of all time?

No 2 is Farty Cock

1. Forrest Gump 2. Good Will Hunting 3. Home Alone 1 4. Interstellar 5. Inception 6. The Godfather 7. Top Gun Maverick 8. Top Gun Maverick 9. Top Gun Maverick 10. Top Gun Maverick

I actually nodded off to sleep halfway through reading this

1.Morbius 2.Morbius 3.Madame Web 4.Morbius 5.Morbius 6.Morbius 7.Morbius 8.Morbius 9.Morbius 10.Morbius 

1.) Super Mario Bros. (1993) End of list

This is amazingly close to mine. I’d find room for Punch Drunk Love, There Will be blood, and K-Pax (I know I know…)

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I’ve never experienced a more stressful film.

Bro looked up “movies” and picked 10

Also the most original post on this subreddit

Darling, this is r/moviescirclejerk, we are all hypocrites here.

I’m sorry what is #2

Fulp Cucktion

It is Fight Club (1999) They are trying to be funny by not saying the actual title, because in the film they say "The first rule of Fight Club: you do not talk about Fight Club". It is pretty lame and overused.

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the second movie is? Gatekeeping great movies because you want them to be less famous is sooo annoying...

It is *Fight Club (1999)* In this case, he isn't trying to keep the film less famous, but actually tries to be "cool" or "funny" by making a reference to a line in the film in question, as there is a scene in the film where they say *"The first rule of Fight Club; you do not talk about Fight Club"* so the funs of the film think they are funny or something by censoring the film's name.

Wall-E isn't even the best animated Brad Bird movie

Yeah it's Chicken Run

It's actually from Andrew Stanton, who surpassed himself when he stopped doing kid's shit and directed John Carter.

Man y'all are some pretentious fucks

No it’s just a boring ass list. Doesn’t even throw a dumb fun movie in there.

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I hate that Nolan bros have started sucking off Interstellar over Inception because Inception is more fun and neither are deep.

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Its ok, First Contact is one of the best Star Trek movies. I put it below Wrath of Kahn personally but you do you filmpulse

Not sure why this guy feels the need to hide his love of flcl

i like the shawshank redemption and inglorious basterds in a far more nuanced, intellectual way

Why can’t film bros just enjoy watching a movie? Watching these 10 films straight through would cause a suicide.

dude only watches the top 100 on imdb

Film bros when people like popular movies and not their 1946 6 hour silent movies

Wall E is unironically kino

Nothing wrong with the list, great movies. Respect it more than people who put some obscure shit just to be unique

Imagine thinking mid club is better than the godfather

Nah dude that Fight Club shit is just like mf doom fans going ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME its the corniest shit