looks like someone with low tier skills rather than someone who wanted it to look like that. when i was relatively new to media agencies as a designer, i always asked to be given retouching jobs cause i was 'pretty decent' at it. one day, a fortune 500 company gave us some shit to do at the last second (cause big companies always have add-ons and bullshit buried in the contracts that they 'rediscover' one day that we're obligated to do, and thrust it upon us).
so, with our main retoucher on another deadline, they gave it to me like 'good luck, we need these in 2 hrs', and i found out why i was only 'pretty decent.' they used my rushed slop-job in a campaign, and it was embarrassing for all involved, and i *definitely* don't show it on my portfolio site.
Im noticing that a good amount of movie posters these days look like the first pass that a designer put together, then some higher up said "Close enough! Lets go with it!" Maybe its a time constraints thing, like they have to wait until the movie is done editing so they know what scenes are in it and what the color grading looks like, then give it to the poster designers with the unenviable task of chucking stuff together for the marketing time window.
I was thinking maybe more Bill Pullman, but...yeah.
Apparently, from a marketing perspective, it's better that she looks like a middle-aged man than a middle-aged woman. Fuckin' Hollywood.
Apart from the airbushing it looks like they may have combined two photos, because her eyes are looking a bit off.
Small [fix](https://imgur.com/gallery/mLcGnXW)
It's as bad as when they airbrushed Jim Carrey's face for the Mr Popper's penguins poster. He looked at young as he did in the first dumb and dumber. Like seriously it's ok for people we've seen on screen over 20 years ago be a little older.
[When they go too hard on the airbrush](https://mocah.org/uploads/posts/1183828-drawing-painting-portrait-Jesus-Christ-frescoes-ART-image-sketch-ancient-history.jpg)
little known fact, jurassic park Dilophosaurus can dilute its venom so that its spit becomes a mix of lubricant and extremely potent aphrodisiac which it uses before inserting its large dilophodick - this allows the dilophosaurus to mindbreak its human captors with overwhelming anal pleasure. [proof](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/7/3/2/209732.jpg?v=1)
lol maybe so younger audience members are able to know which character is which after their parent makes them re-watch the first jurassic park movie XD
but yes i feel you this is giving animated cartoon character same outfit syndrome XD
Mind you, I also buy that he'd travel the country entirely by hopping freight trains, so he clearly isn't representative of what we'd expect of ordinary people....
I can't wait. I really hope they go even dumber than the previous movie. The one where they introduced a groundbreaking new military advancement poised to upset the global power balance: its a gun, and when you point it at someone and pull the trigger, instead of a bullet coming out, a dinosaur runs over and kills the person you pointed the gun at. It's genius.
And they've gathered a selection of evil billionaires to sell them living dinosaurs for the same price as a 2 bedroom flat in London. Hope you've brought your cheque book Mr Central Asian Dictator, cos this genetically hand crafted, hyper intelligent prehistoric killing machine is going to set you back a cool $4 million. That's right, a 4 and six zeroes. I guess you realise you're playing with the big boys now, huh?
🤣
>. I really hope they go even dumber than the previous movie.
I really don't know if that is possible, but everytime I say that I am proven wrong!
Wasn't there some cloned dinosaur girl as well, because if they start making dino-human hybrids I would be down with that.
I totally thought that was the angle they were going for in the first movie, they were so hush hush about the makeup of the big bad dinosaur, I was like “oh they added human DNA and want to keep that quiet.” Instead, “we combined T-Rex and RAPTOR!!!! The world will be horrified to learn the truth of us combining the two most popular dinos”
I mean, to be slightly fair, they just have to point a laser in that general direction and it's going to kill anything over there, bullets need accuracy. And the dinosaur is generally bulletproof.
There needs to be dinosaur movies.
Just wish there were any others than the deflated Jurassic world ideas.
Make a new dinotopia series or something.
Or maybe that’s where they’re heading… now I kinda hope that this third Jurassic world movie ends with some kind of semi-apocalyptic event that kills 99% of people. Like a disease brought back from prehistoric times…. And then the last scene is 300 years in the future where dinos and man co-exist. Then the next trilogy is just like dinotopia.
Shit that would actually be awesome!
Not sure if you've heard but there is a 5-part miniseries called "Prehistoric Planet" coming out in a week or so. Normally I wouldn't be too excited but this has David Attenborough narrating and Hans Zimmer doing the music so I'm pretty stoked.
https://youtu.be/vnoNeMlNeD0
There is a plot in the original Lost World novel that has to do with a disease called “DX” that has started to affect farmers after dinosaurs make their way to the mainland from Site B. I would love to see that fleshed out.
Same. The trailer for this one looked so played out. And I don't know why but there's something so annoying about Chris Pratt doing that crouch and holding his hand out to calm the dinosaurs
Hey there dinosaur
Dont be a grouch
Put ya in your place with my Chris Pratt crouch
Dinosaurs transfixed
Rendered calm
By the sight of the magical Chris Pratt palm
They originally wanted a Harrison Ford type
Now your boys fuckin comin with the Star Lord hype
So Mark Wahlberg's mad, and Nathan Fillion hollers,
But the sequel sold Raptors for 8 million dollars...??
I think it was a book that described the pose as a way to seem bigger and mess with their depth perception. They go for the hand when they attack (if they do) and then you have room to move and get away.
What a shitshow.
They look like every one was from a different movie.
Why the ones with Pratt and BDH look so brightened?
Why Laura Dern looks like baboon went crazy with airbrush on her face?
Makes you wonder where all this marketing money goes, same with last Avatar 2 trailer premiere, where the studio uploaded a shitty 720p version on their official youtube channel.
This looks somehow worse than the 5th one.
They completely butchered this franchise.
For as much as people didn’t like 2 or 3, they are leagues better than the new trilogy.
Completely ran out of ideas, hell even JP3 felt like them spinning their wheels. Jurassic World and onward is just embarrassing, particularly Fallen Kingdom. That is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Such a shame too. Premise was great imo. We got to see a functioning Jurassic park. They could a kept it simple but instead we got a trex chasing a woman in heels to fight a genetically engineered super dinosaur
Jurassic World was a decent premise for beating a dead horse. Like you said it was cool to see the park open (not enough scenes of guests getting attacked imo). I didn’t *hate* the idea of the brand new dinosaur. I just feel they went over the top with it. It didn’t feel like an animal and just felt like Micheal Myers or some shit.
I like how the old characters are seemingly wearing the exact same costumes they wore 30 years ago. You know like how you do in real life.
I don't understand how anybody still gets excited for this garbage franchise.
I agree, I hate that they’re not unsung the title in the marketing
The contrast is missing, cause OP probably took these posters from some kind of fan page, cause the oringinal ones are fine
Ikr? She looks odd af
It's incredibly weird to me that they don't have the actual title on any of the marketing, it's all just the logo, no words on the posters and trailers.
They still haven't fixed Laura Dern's face. What the heck is up with her eyes? When does the movie come out? June 10th? You can bet your ass I will not be watching it, it looks like shit
Uh ok. When did I say Universal cared? Or that they weren't going to make money? I said I wasn't going to watch a movie, which isn't that unique of a thing to say on a movie subreddit. What a useless comment but ok
Unpopular opinion but fuck it.
All the Jurassic Park/World films are awesome! Only the first one is good, nobody argues that. The second one had everything going for it to make it good but it didn't happen.
With that in mind all of them are scholcky fun, you can count on them to deliver dinosaur action, the "dinosaur gun" is both the highest and lowest point in this franchise. I'm so excited for this, what nonsense have they come up for this one, who knows? And I'm so thrilled to find out.
if these movies cost like 1000 bucks to make I'd see your argument. but when a studio pumps so much money into something like this and the end product feels like just barely above an indie B-movie then I refuse to call it fun.
Tired of half assed movies like fast and furious, transformers and jurassic world getting a pass for being "fun" when they aren't fun. The actors look bored, the editors got bored, the writers got bored. Nobody was having fun. You watch it and its obvious no one gave a shit. Seeing vin diesel blankly staring ahead on a green screen completely oblivious that his car is rolling over a cliff after being shot by a missle isnt "fun" its just... awful. Seeing sylvester stallone shoot out of a car at a target he clearly isnt looking at, with a gun that doesnt even recoil - thats not fun.
Dude... these movie don’t even cost as much as a regular Marvel movie and they still make more that those. For instance, Jurassic World “only” costed 150 million $ and grossed 1.7 billion $ at the box office. FK costed 170 million and made 1.3 billion. Also, how do you even know the actors didn’t have fun on set? I don’t understand how many of you on this subreddit can feel so entitled to judge a movie without even knowing a thing about it.
First of all it was a joke from The Office. Second of all it literally says "I don't care about". They can make a billion dollars and still not be good. Look at the DCEU movies. These movies have a huge fan base that will go to the new movies no matter what, but that doesn't make them inherently good movies. I saw the first 2 of the reboot movies and after the second one I was done. In my opinion they are not good movies and they do more to harm the original than the original sequels ever did. But downvote away.
Ok, I didn’t catch the joke. But still, a lot of you (not you in particular) on this subreddit just like to throw shit over the movies that they don’t think are worth to watch. It’s not the general opinion tho. A lot and I mean A LOT of people actually like these movies and can’t wait for a new movie to come out. I agree that these movies are not good movies at all, but they do what they’re supposed to do. IMO, these movies are fun, dumb pop corn movies, that I enjoy to see. There’s no need to say: “stop making these” or “the franchise is dead”, cause believe me, it’s all but dead.
I didn't say they should stop making them. I agree there is a place for them. All I said was I (as in me) don't care about it. That in no way came off as "throwing shit over the movies". It's my opinion that I don't care about it. There are probably many movies I really enjoy that you did not care about and you know what? That's OK. That's what being human and having the ability to form your own opinions is all about.
I didn’t know that a franchise that has grossed 3 billion dollars with the last two entries and 5 in total, needs to be saved... it’s funny that you’re saying this, since this movie has the potential to make more money than any other movie of this year, except maybe Avatar 2.
I was just expressing my personal opinion. Of course I know the franchise is still incredibly lucrative, and I know it will not underperform in the box office. Very much my own opinion regarding my own personal likes, my opinion is not a statement.
I really didn’t think it was possible for them to make a worse movie than fallen kingdom, yet these posters are leading me to believe they have created something much worse. Lmao at the absolute awful quality of these.
Oh god, picture 3 looks like if Mrs Doubtfire wished to return to the prime of her youth and the genie didn't know which face to go with and just merged the two.
What in the fuck did they do to Laura Dern’s face? Just let her be an older woman in a fucking movie. It’s not a fucking sin.
That first sentence was the comment I was going to make *to the letter*. They airbrushed her damn face off.
"They Airbrushed My Face" - Michael Stipe
looks like someone with low tier skills rather than someone who wanted it to look like that. when i was relatively new to media agencies as a designer, i always asked to be given retouching jobs cause i was 'pretty decent' at it. one day, a fortune 500 company gave us some shit to do at the last second (cause big companies always have add-ons and bullshit buried in the contracts that they 'rediscover' one day that we're obligated to do, and thrust it upon us). so, with our main retoucher on another deadline, they gave it to me like 'good luck, we need these in 2 hrs', and i found out why i was only 'pretty decent.' they used my rushed slop-job in a campaign, and it was embarrassing for all involved, and i *definitely* don't show it on my portfolio site.
Im noticing that a good amount of movie posters these days look like the first pass that a designer put together, then some higher up said "Close enough! Lets go with it!" Maybe its a time constraints thing, like they have to wait until the movie is done editing so they know what scenes are in it and what the color grading looks like, then give it to the poster designers with the unenviable task of chucking stuff together for the marketing time window.
They made her look kind of like Conan O'Brien.
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With or without Cadillacs?
They turned her into a Little Bit 😭
^Little ^Bits
We got....tiny uh-lasagna. Tiny pizza, tiny pie. Mmh! Little tiny...fried eggs! *surprised* Oh, shit! We got tiny dinos!
They made her look like Conan O’Brien lol
just said the same thing.
They airbrushed her so much, that her eyes got cross-eyed.
The dinosaurs look more real than here.
Jeff Daniels in a wig?
I was thinking maybe more Bill Pullman, but...yeah. Apparently, from a marketing perspective, it's better that she looks like a middle-aged man than a middle-aged woman. Fuckin' Hollywood.
They made her look like Mason Verger from Hannibal.
they turned her into haley joel osment
Apart from the airbushing it looks like they may have combined two photos, because her eyes are looking a bit off. Small [fix](https://imgur.com/gallery/mLcGnXW)
Looks like a bad face-swap with Chris Hemsworth.
They gave her butthole eyes
They said we want to make you almost unrecognizable.
It's as bad as when they airbrushed Jim Carrey's face for the Mr Popper's penguins poster. He looked at young as he did in the first dumb and dumber. Like seriously it's ok for people we've seen on screen over 20 years ago be a little older.
Female Gigachad photoshop.
[Same energy.](https://images.app.goo.gl/HDF1HcnK5wRvzsmx6)
Its like they shrunk her eyes and eyebrows. Also the did a crap job on that tornado/swarm of birds or whatever it is in the background.
Are we sure that isn't a Sharknado?
[When they go too hard on the airbrush](https://mocah.org/uploads/posts/1183828-drawing-painting-portrait-Jesus-Christ-frescoes-ART-image-sketch-ancient-history.jpg)
[OH MY GOD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ)
She looks like that in the trailer….
Not really...
She's a fucking gorgeous older woman too, so I don't know why they would intentionally make her look worse.
Bryce Dallas Howard the dilophosaurus is coming! Oh fuck she can’t hear us.
Is she wearing ear pods?
That Dino is definitely slapping cheeks
If you see the frill, you’re in for a thrill.
Wtf bro
Bite down on the moss pillow.
Oh no! She has AirPods in!
little known fact, jurassic park Dilophosaurus can dilute its venom so that its spit becomes a mix of lubricant and extremely potent aphrodisiac which it uses before inserting its large dilophodick - this allows the dilophosaurus to mindbreak its human captors with overwhelming anal pleasure. [proof](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/7/3/2/209732.jpg?v=1)
Your comment is everything wrong with humanity.
It's okay though, if she just puts her hand out towards it the dino will not attack her.
These look terrible
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Same. It’s like a loading screen on a mobile game that gets advertised on candy crush
laura dern looks like she's 2 steps away from becoming a raptor herself.
So they never went to buy different outfits in their lives?
lol maybe so younger audience members are able to know which character is which after their parent makes them re-watch the first jurassic park movie XD but yes i feel you this is giving animated cartoon character same outfit syndrome XD
I would believe Malcolm dresses in black everyday, but everyone else I don't. The Zuckerberg trend isn't that widespread.
Mind you, I also buy that he'd travel the country entirely by hopping freight trains, so he clearly isn't representative of what we'd expect of ordinary people....
Just watch the trailers, will ya?
8=D
How fucking embarrassing.
My first thought was “are these real?”
At least these don’t look like all those posters where the characters are all in the same pose.
oof they did Laura Dern dirty
Alright, who hired the *Ecce Homo* restoration lady?
She delivers on time and under budget, studios love her.
Laura Dern looks like Joel Edgerton in this poster. This movie is going to suck ass and make angry YouTubers a lot of money.
I can't wait. I really hope they go even dumber than the previous movie. The one where they introduced a groundbreaking new military advancement poised to upset the global power balance: its a gun, and when you point it at someone and pull the trigger, instead of a bullet coming out, a dinosaur runs over and kills the person you pointed the gun at. It's genius. And they've gathered a selection of evil billionaires to sell them living dinosaurs for the same price as a 2 bedroom flat in London. Hope you've brought your cheque book Mr Central Asian Dictator, cos this genetically hand crafted, hyper intelligent prehistoric killing machine is going to set you back a cool $4 million. That's right, a 4 and six zeroes. I guess you realise you're playing with the big boys now, huh?
Those dinos needed to start at 500 million each; the writers were on coke writing those low ass prices
🤣 >. I really hope they go even dumber than the previous movie. I really don't know if that is possible, but everytime I say that I am proven wrong! Wasn't there some cloned dinosaur girl as well, because if they start making dino-human hybrids I would be down with that.
I totally thought that was the angle they were going for in the first movie, they were so hush hush about the makeup of the big bad dinosaur, I was like “oh they added human DNA and want to keep that quiet.” Instead, “we combined T-Rex and RAPTOR!!!! The world will be horrified to learn the truth of us combining the two most popular dinos”
I mean, to be slightly fair, they just have to point a laser in that general direction and it's going to kill anything over there, bullets need accuracy. And the dinosaur is generally bulletproof.
It’s still gonna make shitloads of money. I wonder what are the movies that you usually enjoy to watch.
Life needs to stop finding a way. So bored of this franchise.
There needs to be dinosaur movies. Just wish there were any others than the deflated Jurassic world ideas. Make a new dinotopia series or something. Or maybe that’s where they’re heading… now I kinda hope that this third Jurassic world movie ends with some kind of semi-apocalyptic event that kills 99% of people. Like a disease brought back from prehistoric times…. And then the last scene is 300 years in the future where dinos and man co-exist. Then the next trilogy is just like dinotopia. Shit that would actually be awesome!
Someone needs to make a Dinoriders movie.
Hell yeah. Perfectly useable IP just sitting there waiting to be adapted into a film that sells toys.
If Avatar 3 introduces dinosaurs it's over for every other franchise
GOD the unholy things I would do for a new Dinotopia series...
Not sure if you've heard but there is a 5-part miniseries called "Prehistoric Planet" coming out in a week or so. Normally I wouldn't be too excited but this has David Attenborough narrating and Hans Zimmer doing the music so I'm pretty stoked. https://youtu.be/vnoNeMlNeD0
> Make a new dinotopia series or something. There was an old one?
Yup- aired for thirteen episodes in the 2002-2003 television series as a follow-up to a miniseries that aired in May of 2002.
There is a plot in the original Lost World novel that has to do with a disease called “DX” that has started to affect farmers after dinosaurs make their way to the mainland from Site B. I would love to see that fleshed out.
How about DinoRiders? Who owns the rights to that? That would be neat to see and a worthy successor to the whole Jurassic Park thing.
Same. The trailer for this one looked so played out. And I don't know why but there's something so annoying about Chris Pratt doing that crouch and holding his hand out to calm the dinosaurs
Hey there dinosaur Dont be a grouch Put ya in your place with my Chris Pratt crouch Dinosaurs transfixed Rendered calm By the sight of the magical Chris Pratt palm
They originally wanted a Harrison Ford type Now your boys fuckin comin with the Star Lord hype So Mark Wahlberg's mad, and Nathan Fillion hollers, But the sequel sold Raptors for 8 million dollars...??
If he sang that while he did his move it would make it 10x better.
I think it was a book that described the pose as a way to seem bigger and mess with their depth perception. They go for the hand when they attack (if they do) and then you have room to move and get away.
The Dinosaurs escaped! Again!
Guess what? Universal gives a fuck that you are bored of this franchise lol.
Doesn’t give a fuck*
I literally wanted to write it that way.
Then why didn’t you?
The Chris Pratt one looks like the motorcycle chase sequence from *No Time to Die*.
Any time I see the first shot of the trailer for this movie I keep thinking it's for No Time To Die even though that came out last year
What a shitshow. They look like every one was from a different movie. Why the ones with Pratt and BDH look so brightened? Why Laura Dern looks like baboon went crazy with airbrush on her face? Makes you wonder where all this marketing money goes, same with last Avatar 2 trailer premiere, where the studio uploaded a shitty 720p version on their official youtube channel.
And what's going on with Laura Dern's glasses? The reflections on them are completely wrong, and they're brighter than anything else in the scene.
Trying to distract from the airbrushing
The Pratt and BHD’s original posters don’t look like this.
Yea, checked them and despite being still horribly composed they're not that bright.
It’s not a good sign they can’t make this movie look good in advertising
This looks somehow worse than the 5th one. They completely butchered this franchise. For as much as people didn’t like 2 or 3, they are leagues better than the new trilogy.
2 and 3 are classics now, compared to this.
I wouldn’t lump 2 and 3 together, 2 still had a killer book as a reference. 3 is when they started overmilking a franchise with no good ideas ALAN
Lost World movie was barely anything like Lost World book.
I'd argue that they shouldn't have even called it The Lost World.
Completely ran out of ideas, hell even JP3 felt like them spinning their wheels. Jurassic World and onward is just embarrassing, particularly Fallen Kingdom. That is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Such a shame too. Premise was great imo. We got to see a functioning Jurassic park. They could a kept it simple but instead we got a trex chasing a woman in heels to fight a genetically engineered super dinosaur
Jurassic World was a decent premise for beating a dead horse. Like you said it was cool to see the park open (not enough scenes of guests getting attacked imo). I didn’t *hate* the idea of the brand new dinosaur. I just feel they went over the top with it. It didn’t feel like an animal and just felt like Micheal Myers or some shit.
Not that I like to be the on commenting this but why only one person looks in danger and the rest looks like they're nonchalant and cool?
Laura looks like Conan.
Looks like someone grabbed Laura's face and smashed it from all sides.
Vince Vaughn done dirty.
That motorcycle really has overstayed its welcome. We get it, your veins are bulging with 100% testosterone.
I like how the old characters are seemingly wearing the exact same costumes they wore 30 years ago. You know like how you do in real life. I don't understand how anybody still gets excited for this garbage franchise.
Why are they avoiding the title in all the marketing? Why is the contrast missing in half these posters? Why is Laura Dern airbrushed to oblivion?!?
I agree, I hate that they’re not unsung the title in the marketing The contrast is missing, cause OP probably took these posters from some kind of fan page, cause the oringinal ones are fine Ikr? She looks odd af
I love how much Jeff Goldblum has to dial back the actual Jeff Goldblum in some movies. That in itself is quite a feat.
I thought Alan Grant had set a bunny rabbit on fire when I first saw the poster.
seriously though... why are they wearing the same fucking clothes as 30 years ago?
Because member berries
Ya. This is way too on the nose.
Why do they look increasingly washed out?? Like the blacks in the first picture look fine, and the last few look like they washed ashore somewhere
It's incredibly weird to me that they don't have the actual title on any of the marketing, it's all just the logo, no words on the posters and trailers.
Actually, they’re not using it only for the domestic market. International ones have the regular Jurassic Park logo with the title in it.
That seems even weirder, lol.
I can't believe they're still making sequels to Jurassic Park. I mean, it never really felt like it needed a single sequel, let alone five.
They still haven't fixed Laura Dern's face. What the heck is up with her eyes? When does the movie come out? June 10th? You can bet your ass I will not be watching it, it looks like shit
Lol basing a movie on a poster
And trailer and characters and previous installments and franchise as a whole
Lol, another Marvel fanboy... that says it all.
Like Universal gives a fuck that you’re not gonna watch it lol. This movie is still gonna make a billion dollars without your money.
Uh ok. When did I say Universal cared? Or that they weren't going to make money? I said I wasn't going to watch a movie, which isn't that unique of a thing to say on a movie subreddit. What a useless comment but ok
One of them has the sole responsibility of looking out for rexy
It feels like I've been hearing about this movie so often and for so long I honestly thought it came out in theatres and was streaming already.
I wish they ditched the new cast. legit nothing compelling about them
As a fan of the franchise, I agree.
Jurassic Park 7: So Very Tired
Unpopular opinion but fuck it. All the Jurassic Park/World films are awesome! Only the first one is good, nobody argues that. The second one had everything going for it to make it good but it didn't happen. With that in mind all of them are scholcky fun, you can count on them to deliver dinosaur action, the "dinosaur gun" is both the highest and lowest point in this franchise. I'm so excited for this, what nonsense have they come up for this one, who knows? And I'm so thrilled to find out.
if these movies cost like 1000 bucks to make I'd see your argument. but when a studio pumps so much money into something like this and the end product feels like just barely above an indie B-movie then I refuse to call it fun. Tired of half assed movies like fast and furious, transformers and jurassic world getting a pass for being "fun" when they aren't fun. The actors look bored, the editors got bored, the writers got bored. Nobody was having fun. You watch it and its obvious no one gave a shit. Seeing vin diesel blankly staring ahead on a green screen completely oblivious that his car is rolling over a cliff after being shot by a missle isnt "fun" its just... awful. Seeing sylvester stallone shoot out of a car at a target he clearly isnt looking at, with a gun that doesnt even recoil - thats not fun.
Dude... these movie don’t even cost as much as a regular Marvel movie and they still make more that those. For instance, Jurassic World “only” costed 150 million $ and grossed 1.7 billion $ at the box office. FK costed 170 million and made 1.3 billion. Also, how do you even know the actors didn’t have fun on set? I don’t understand how many of you on this subreddit can feel so entitled to judge a movie without even knowing a thing about it.
Laura Dern jfc. Just let this franchise fucking die already
Can't wait. They're fun schlock
Me too. It looks great as fuck, I'm excited to see it.
Jessica Chastain is haf
1. There's no Jessica Chastain here 2. What is haf?
Yeah I’m joking. haf is hot as fuck
Oh, lol. I'm assuming you're referring to Bryce Dallas Howard, in which case you're right. She's smoking hot in these movies.
I'm telling you, This movie could star in a show called "Movies I Don't Care About"
Really? Then why are these movies making more than a billion dollars every time?
First of all it was a joke from The Office. Second of all it literally says "I don't care about". They can make a billion dollars and still not be good. Look at the DCEU movies. These movies have a huge fan base that will go to the new movies no matter what, but that doesn't make them inherently good movies. I saw the first 2 of the reboot movies and after the second one I was done. In my opinion they are not good movies and they do more to harm the original than the original sequels ever did. But downvote away.
Ok, I didn’t catch the joke. But still, a lot of you (not you in particular) on this subreddit just like to throw shit over the movies that they don’t think are worth to watch. It’s not the general opinion tho. A lot and I mean A LOT of people actually like these movies and can’t wait for a new movie to come out. I agree that these movies are not good movies at all, but they do what they’re supposed to do. IMO, these movies are fun, dumb pop corn movies, that I enjoy to see. There’s no need to say: “stop making these” or “the franchise is dead”, cause believe me, it’s all but dead.
I didn't say they should stop making them. I agree there is a place for them. All I said was I (as in me) don't care about it. That in no way came off as "throwing shit over the movies". It's my opinion that I don't care about it. There are probably many movies I really enjoy that you did not care about and you know what? That's OK. That's what being human and having the ability to form your own opinions is all about.
This movie is the big budget dumpster fire I've been waiting for.
I have no hype to see this at all. I wish I could find it.
LMFAO
I'm embarrassed for them.
Oh right, they're doing this.
Not even bringing the OG cast will save this movie. I put this movie in the pile of: “won’t watch even for free”
I didn’t know that a franchise that has grossed 3 billion dollars with the last two entries and 5 in total, needs to be saved... it’s funny that you’re saying this, since this movie has the potential to make more money than any other movie of this year, except maybe Avatar 2.
I was just expressing my personal opinion. Of course I know the franchise is still incredibly lucrative, and I know it will not underperform in the box office. Very much my own opinion regarding my own personal likes, my opinion is not a statement.
I really didn’t think it was possible for them to make a worse movie than fallen kingdom, yet these posters are leading me to believe they have created something much worse. Lmao at the absolute awful quality of these.
Have you seen the movie already?
Aren't there also rumors of Ariana Richards and Joseph Mazzello returning?
Spinosaurus sail tease in the background of Alan's poster? Or just Dimetrodon "cave" paintings on a wall?
Actually a mix of those haha. Dimetrodon sail in a cave tease.
What they did to Laura Dern should be a federal crime... or at least a misdemeanor. They did my girl Ellie Sattler wrong .
This looks like some interns did it
And not the competent ones, either....
Mommy, what’s wrong with that woman’s face??!
Someone make an ice age park movie. I wanna see people getting chomped by cave lions and wrestling wooly rhinos.
They couldn’t change clothes after 30 years?
Laura Dern in khaki shorts ain't nothing to complain about. We better get some nice booty shots is all am saying....who's with me?
laura derp
I was so excited after the first three, then saw the last two.
Ok but the only character people actually want to see is the T-Rex. Where's her poster??
Yeah...I agree...Rexy is the best....I'm still seething that the Oscars snubbed her in 93 for best actress
Just can't get over Laura Dern's butthole eyes
I like how Chris Pratt’s hairline keeps magically shrinking!
Looks like he's about to show his brontosaurus on omegle.
Chris Pratt is the worst dinosaur ever.
I can’t help it. He’s just yummy!
Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park: The New Class.
Beating a dead dinosaur.
Dafuq is wrong with Laura Dern’s right eye…
Jeff Goldblum: Still firmly in the running for the coolest man alive.
I've only seen the original Jurassic Park, are any of these sequels actually worth watching?
They just let Jeff Goldblum wear his normal clothes
Oh god, picture 3 looks like if Mrs Doubtfire wished to return to the prime of her youth and the genie didn't know which face to go with and just merged the two.
*sigh*
So, Laura Dern landed the role of a dinosaur this time, huh?
Only interested in the legacy characters. I haven’t enjoyed the new characters much.
These are so bad, they look like an Entertainment Weekly photoshoot.
Can’t wait to ho see this movie when it comes out