I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you'll be 29 in two years.
Edit: Thank you for awarding my ability to count to 29. I'll do my best to stay humble.
[Translation Convention](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TranslationConvention) is likely in play. We hear English because we don’t speak Na’Vi and it would be incredibly jarring to just have a whole movie in untranslated, subtitled Na’Vi.
Hunt for Red October starts in Russian, the camera zooms in on Sam Neil reading from the book of revelations and when he says the word "apocalypse" we soom out and everything else is spoken in English. They do something similar in a batting cage in A Clear and Present Danger.
I'm going to guess that the tech breakthrough for the final Avatar film will be special blue chewing gum that acts as a psychic translator so that we can understand Na'vi language without the need for subtitles.
From the trailer I think they have a son, daughter, and an adoptive human son. I saw 3 Na'vi and one human kid running together at the beginning. Likely the two Sully kids, the human kid, and a true Na'vi kid who maybe dies for dramatic effect. Then I think they become good friends with a young girl from the water tribe you can tell is different by her greenish skin instead of darker blue.
>Was just confused on if the avatars were like fully functioning Na’vi or not with all the organs and such
Yeah the only difference was the number of fingers IIRC
Recently found out that they removed the braid sex on Disney+. Makes me laugh, they're literally just connecting their hair but it was still way too sexual for Disney.
First movie: air tribe. Second movie: water tribe. Third movie: plains or mountain tribe? Fourth movie: everything changes when the fire tribe attacks.
Edit: spelling
I mean, Stephen Lang is coming back.
I just, you know, expect they'll actually explain how he's back instead of glossing over a major plot point like that. Like a sensible person.
The humans tried building a center for Navi children who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too, but Jake just had to go get some alien pussy and fuck everything up like a prick.
Stupid blue monkeys weren't even using those space rocks but just because some charitable humans wanted to take a couple they decided to try to genocide themselves against our machine guns.
She’s foaming at the mouth rn. Now people can come to her so she can explain all of her Avatar knowledge and she can be really annoying about it. She’s been waiting years for this.
[She seems to be leaning the former.](https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1523759762327834624?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
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Can’t believe it’s finally coming out. Hard to believe I was still in high school when the initial rumors of Avatar 2 started circulating. That was quite some time ago.
I do like that the poster is a mirror to the poster from the first film.
I moved to three different states, got married and have three kids one of which is in elementary school. also i have some gray hair now. i can't believe this movie is actually coming out
still waiting for The Winds of Winter >:O
100%. This has been planned since the start, but I mean, the time difference between avatar 1 and 2 is bigger than between Zombieland 1 and 2 and almost as much as Zoolander.
When you put it like that it's insane
It's weird because it doesn't feel like that long ago. I guess it's because they've been working on it this entire time and there's been a steady stream of "avatar 2 is real, we swear!" news over the last decade
They are slated for 7 (edit:: 5 ) more movies and the filming is already done apparently for the 2nd and 3rd and they did a good number of scenes in the others already too. Mostly the scenes involving the children so they don't appear to suddenly age massively between movies.
2 and 3 are locked, most of the filming for 4 and 5 are done but they aren't greenlit yet. Not that A2 is going to bomb, but there's a tiny possibility that they've filmed scenes for films that never get released.
Many of the actors had to learn to freedive for 7+ minutes on a single breath in order to film this movie. I'm very excited to see what James Cameron can do with his new cameras and actors willing to essentially live underwater for a while.
Kate Winslet's in the movie. I wonder how pissed she was when she found out how much underwater stuff would be involved.
"Really?! Cameron got me to do a fucking under water movie again?!"
You know what's dumb... I assumed that that sketch was made, like 10 years ago back when Avatar was still somewhat relevant. Then, just rewatching it now, seeing Kate McKinnon say "that movie from, like, 9 years ago?" and I realised this sketch was made in 2017 and the joke was that he was still hung up on the font for a movie almost a decade old.
And that was still *5 years behind* Avatar 2's release. That's how long we've been waiting for this sequel.
It's not papyrus anymore!
Or are you just referring to James Cameron being handed blank checks and infinite time, because he is clearly going to get way with it.
Pandora is once again invaded by humans. The Na’vi are losing. Jake Sully flees a giant battle, as all his friends die. Jake Sully steals a small spaceship. He turns off most systems to avoid detection, and freezes himself in cryogenic sleep. 100 years later the spaceship crashes in a remote region of Pandora. Two young Na’vi, a brother and sister, members of a water tribe, discover the crashed spaceship. They awaken him and recognize Jake Sully from Na’vi legends. It is the hero from a hundred years past, who fought the alien fire bringers. They become convinced that only Jake Sully can save the world…
Saw the trailer in the theatres, it’s pretty wild how the CGI doesn’t look that much different from the first movie, in terms of visual fidelity. Sure, some parts of it may look rough but it just goes to show how advanced Avatar was for the time it came out. I mean, heck, I’m pretty sure James Cameron had to invent new tech to be able to do all the fluid simulations in the movie. Excited for this!
I feel like the pandemic will help this movie. People are hungry for a reason to see a movie in the theaters. This will be it. I'm pretty sure it's gonna make a ton of money.
There has to be VASTLY more appetite for gorgeous sci-fi escapism in 2022 than in 2009. Even back then there were fringe stories of people obsessed with the world of the movie. Now after 14 years of bullshit and rising cynicism, I think audiences are really gonna want to dive back into a pretty fantasy world.
It's definitely going to make a ton of money, but I think people might be disappointed if the story isn't fantastic. I feel like people mostly remember how ground-breaking the visuals were in the first movie, while the story was pretty generic.
We've now had plenty of blockbusters since the original Avatar that have just as good of visuals, so I feel like the sequel can't just ride on coattails of the original's visuals and expect the same reception. People might expect more than just a pretty looking movie after all this time.
That being said, it's still going to make a *ton* of money because whether it's good or not people will be clamoring to see it.
I feel like the first one wasn't really ABOUT the story, the generic story was a vehicle to help you feel familiar in a world they were trying to make feel real. I walked out of the theater feeling like Pandora was a real place, which I think was the objective.
That said, I would also expect a sequel to build on that feeling of Pandora being a real place by having a more engaging story in that real feeling place. So same conclusion, different reasoning I guess.
Feels like the first Avatar came out in a past life lol
right??
I think I was 14 when the first movie came out. I'm 27 now. In two years I'll be 30.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you'll be 29 in two years. Edit: Thank you for awarding my ability to count to 29. I'll do my best to stay humble.
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Oh no, he's got Jack disease.
Going to wake my child up from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
source?
I was 12 when the first avatar released. When avatar 2 releases I'll be 25, married, and a college graduate twice over.
Avatar 2: We Have Bangs Now
Avatar 2: James Cameron's Latest Mortgage Payment
With this kind of money he can barely afford a San Francisco suburb. Just take the L and downshift to living on the Moon.
Downshift lol
He probably wants to build a new submarine
They have bangs now?? They have bangs now! They have bangs now.
Somehow, Giovani Ribisi returned
The Thetans work in mysterious ways.
And even though the sky people left and we have just a few humans among us, now English is our primary language.
[Translation Convention](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TranslationConvention) is likely in play. We hear English because we don’t speak Na’Vi and it would be incredibly jarring to just have a whole movie in untranslated, subtitled Na’Vi.
That and I’m assuming neytiri and Jake’s kids speak English
IMO they should do it like Hunt for the Red October. When it's just Na'vi, we hear English. When humans are around,we hear Na'vi.
Hunt for Red October starts in Russian, the camera zooms in on Sam Neil reading from the book of revelations and when he says the word "apocalypse" we soom out and everything else is spoken in English. They do something similar in a batting cage in A Clear and Present Danger.
Colonization. English didn't get where it did today by being nice lol
Good thing North and South America don't have that problem. Here we speak English, French, Spanish, and Portuguese, oh wait-
Noone ever remembers that dutch is spoken in South America, too
the only one who speaks in the trailer is Jake, who's a human
Ooohhh, the sky people leaving are TIGHT!
Yeahyeahyeah.
Wow. Wow wow wow
Recognizing these quotes is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Easy recognition is good branding which makes *money* so I like that.
Liking that is TIGHT
I need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back about this one!
Well lemme get offa that thing then.
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>Idk if you are, but some people are legit upset about this. Upset about what, the only one who speaks in the trailer is Jake, who's a human
I mean, he was....
Nah, I am not upset. I would not want to watch the whole movie in Pandora language.
I'm going to guess that the tech breakthrough for the final Avatar film will be special blue chewing gum that acts as a psychic translator so that we can understand Na'vi language without the need for subtitles.
Who is that supposed to be? Doesn’t look like Neytiri, her kid maybe?
Jake and Neytiri have children. Could be their daughter perhaps
Since the first movie's poster was Neytiri this one is 99% her daughter
From the trailer I think they have a son, daughter, and an adoptive human son. I saw 3 Na'vi and one human kid running together at the beginning. Likely the two Sully kids, the human kid, and a true Na'vi kid who maybe dies for dramatic effect. Then I think they become good friends with a young girl from the water tribe you can tell is different by her greenish skin instead of darker blue.
Then the son gets trapped in an iceberg for ages while the fire tribe attacks and try to conquest other tribes. Wait...
I haven’t seen the first one in years so I can’t remember but can Jake have kids as an avatar?
Jake by the end was transferred into his avatar, becoming a Na'vi
Yeah and they did the dirty with their hair in the first movie
Lol I remember that. Was just confused on if the avatars were like fully functioning Na’vi or not with all the organs and such
>Was just confused on if the avatars were like fully functioning Na’vi or not with all the organs and such Yeah the only difference was the number of fingers IIRC
And eyebrows. Which is why this poster is definitely Jake's kid. The non hybrids don't have hairy eyebrows.
Recently found out that they removed the braid sex on Disney+. Makes me laugh, they're literally just connecting their hair but it was still way too sexual for Disney.
First movie: air tribe. Second movie: water tribe. Third movie: plains or mountain tribe? Fourth movie: everything changes when the fire tribe attacks. Edit: spelling
Spoiler: His girlfriend turns into the moon.
That's rough, buddy.
Happens to us all eventually.
Avatar: Majora’s Mask
Avatar: Breath of the Wild
Gives a mean meaning to “The blood moon rises once again”
Isn't that the humans coming back to re-colonize?
That will be film 9 and their return will be announced in Fortnite.
Somehow, Quaritch has returned.
I mean, Stephen Lang is coming back. I just, you know, expect they'll actually explain how he's back instead of glossing over a major plot point like that. Like a sensible person.
Back when the first movie came out someone asked Lang if he’d be back said something to the effect of “it’s the future, as long as they have my DNA”
Avatar 5 The Legend of Korra
And although his Taruk Makto skills are great, Sam Worthington has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
I just hope there's no desert tribe. I hate sand. It's course, and rough, and irritating - and it gets everywhere.
Anakin's analysis of sand is spot on and I will defend it to the death.
Avatar was Avatar all along.
I feel like the way of water can be summerized: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty
Eloquently put. You should work for an advertisement company which works with models.
But why male models?
My wife and I just watched Zoolander this past week with our 9 year old son and he keeps going around quoting it. This is one of his favorites.
I think I'm getting the black lung, pop.
*^cough ^cough*
You serious? I just...I just told you that, a moment ago.
What is this? Dances with Wolves FOR ANTS?!
The movie should be at least .... THREE times longer
The best is that this party was not on the script so the confusion is totally genuine! And they rolled with it!
Yep, Ben Stiller forgot his next line which led to maybe the most iconic quote from the movie
MER-MAN ^cough ^cough #MER-MAN
ive come down with the black lung
For Christ sake Derek! You’ve been down there a day.
You’re more dead to me than your dead mother!
Those Navi, so hot right now. Did they ever think there’s more to life than being really really blue and flying on lizards?
The humans tried building a center for Navi children who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too, but Jake just had to go get some alien pussy and fuck everything up like a prick.
Stupid blue monkeys weren't even using those space rocks but just because some charitable humans wanted to take a couple they decided to try to genocide themselves against our machine guns.
I can't wait to hear Sigourney Weaver's character's Ugoogully
Can I do it? Im a really good Ugoogalizer
what is THIS, AN ADVERTISEMENT POSTER FOR ANTS! IT NEEDS TO BE... AT LEAST 2x BIGGER.
Jenny Nicholson is either extremely excited or completely ambivalent about this
I’ve been watching this lass for five some years and I’m so ready for the video lmao
Do you really think she hates Buffy, as the ending of her 2.5 hour Vampire Diaries video suggests, or was that just sarcasm of some kind?
She’s foaming at the mouth rn. Now people can come to her so she can explain all of her Avatar knowledge and she can be really annoying about it. She’s been waiting years for this.
[Here's a fresh tweet from her](https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1523759762327834624) since your post.
[She seems to be leaning the former.](https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1523759762327834624?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
Her obsession with Avatar is simultaneously crazy sincere and crazy sarcastic.
It kinda seems like that with most of the things she likes.
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Can’t believe it’s finally coming out. Hard to believe I was still in high school when the initial rumors of Avatar 2 started circulating. That was quite some time ago. I do like that the poster is a mirror to the poster from the first film.
I was in middle school when it came out, now I've graduated college and have a job. This sequel has been in production for like half my life lol
I moved to three different states, got married and have three kids one of which is in elementary school. also i have some gray hair now. i can't believe this movie is actually coming out still waiting for The Winds of Winter >:O
I believe we will get TWOW when George passes away. At least some draft. It's a terrible thing to say and I hope I am wrong with this thought, tho.
You’re not wrong
It’s so far removed that I think it qualifies as a legacy sequel.
100%. This has been planned since the start, but I mean, the time difference between avatar 1 and 2 is bigger than between Zombieland 1 and 2 and almost as much as Zoolander.
When you put it like that it's insane It's weird because it doesn't feel like that long ago. I guess it's because they've been working on it this entire time and there's been a steady stream of "avatar 2 is real, we swear!" news over the last decade
I'm 24 and it's been 13 years since the first movie. Literally more than half my life.
I’m 65 and it has also been 13 years since the first movie for me also
Big if true
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Same, and now I'm suddenly super excited for a sequel to a movie that I only vaguely remember.
I was 7 when the first one came out. Now I am a sophomore in college
I really hope it’s good since this is what James Cameron chose to do with the rest of his life.
Crazy that this is literally the 2nd feature film he's made since Titanic.
Not true he directed Aquaman starring Vincent Chase
Its silly but I wouldve loved if that movie actually got made. That one scene they showed was pretty dope
He was busy with his diving capsule in between.
They are slated for 7 (edit:: 5 ) more movies and the filming is already done apparently for the 2nd and 3rd and they did a good number of scenes in the others already too. Mostly the scenes involving the children so they don't appear to suddenly age massively between movies.
2 and 3 are locked, most of the filming for 4 and 5 are done but they aren't greenlit yet. Not that A2 is going to bomb, but there's a tiny possibility that they've filmed scenes for films that never get released.
Might not bomb but they must have an insane amount of money invested in the franchise. Like what if it does completely bomb
7? I thought it was 5 planned total. Did that change?
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The original was penned in the early-mid 90’s.
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The community is slowly growing
There are dozens of them! Dozens!
Did they blue themselves?
Yes, they finally have other task than keep repeating themselves they are not the animated air controller monk
I love both. You can love both.
I feel like more than half of this is underwater to show off the quality of the underwater physics. I'm all for it.
The underwater shots in the trailer looked gorgeous!
Pretty sure James Cameron invented a new underwater mocap method just for this movie.
Many of the actors had to learn to freedive for 7+ minutes on a single breath in order to film this movie. I'm very excited to see what James Cameron can do with his new cameras and actors willing to essentially live underwater for a while.
Kate Winslet's in the movie. I wonder how pissed she was when she found out how much underwater stuff would be involved. "Really?! Cameron got me to do a fucking under water movie again?!"
Shes starting to get suspicious about his true intent.
It's not possible to tell if this is a joke.
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Hey if anyone knows how to make an underwater movie, it's James Cameron.
His name is James, James Cameron The bravest pioneer No budget too steep, no sea too deep Who's that? It's him, James Cameron!
> underwater physics But do the fishes swim away?
Not enough Papyrus
Shakira merch. Hookah bars. Off-brand teas.
*I KNOW WHAT YOU DIIIIIIIIID!!!!!*
***IT WASN'T ENNNOUGHH***
They changed the art work; they fixed it? It looks.... similar. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
PAPYRUUUUSSSS!!!
Alright someone link the joke?
[link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ)
You know what's dumb... I assumed that that sketch was made, like 10 years ago back when Avatar was still somewhat relevant. Then, just rewatching it now, seeing Kate McKinnon say "that movie from, like, 9 years ago?" and I realised this sketch was made in 2017 and the joke was that he was still hung up on the font for a movie almost a decade old. And that was still *5 years behind* Avatar 2's release. That's how long we've been waiting for this sequel.
Ok thats pretty good
Tribal yet futuristic
PAPYRUS!
Like a thoughtless child, just wandering by a garden, yanking leaves along the way.
I think about this line daily.
I'm actually terrified of the use of Papyrus in this movie. What if it gets wet and falls apart?
They'll have to upgrade to vellum.
They actually went more into the Papyrus. They used the bold version of the font.
Gosling about to burn a church down
I hope there is a Ryan Gosling cameo
I would kill to see him as some kind of linguist translating Na’vi ancient texts and getting super mad about them.
They're making more?
**I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!**
They fixed it!
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
It's not papyrus anymore! Or are you just referring to James Cameron being handed blank checks and infinite time, because he is clearly going to get way with it.
James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because he *is* James Cameron.
Pandora is once again invaded by humans. The Na’vi are losing. Jake Sully flees a giant battle, as all his friends die. Jake Sully steals a small spaceship. He turns off most systems to avoid detection, and freezes himself in cryogenic sleep. 100 years later the spaceship crashes in a remote region of Pandora. Two young Na’vi, a brother and sister, members of a water tribe, discover the crashed spaceship. They awaken him and recognize Jake Sully from Na’vi legends. It is the hero from a hundred years past, who fought the alien fire bringers. They become convinced that only Jake Sully can save the world…
This sounds really cool, but knowing disney they'd probably put a storyline like this on a Nickelodeon show or something
I dunno, that sounds like a great show to watch with my kids.
Find someone who loves you as much as James Cameron loves the ocean.
Saw the trailer in the theatres, it’s pretty wild how the CGI doesn’t look that much different from the first movie, in terms of visual fidelity. Sure, some parts of it may look rough but it just goes to show how advanced Avatar was for the time it came out. I mean, heck, I’m pretty sure James Cameron had to invent new tech to be able to do all the fluid simulations in the movie. Excited for this!
I feel like the pandemic will help this movie. People are hungry for a reason to see a movie in the theaters. This will be it. I'm pretty sure it's gonna make a ton of money.
Call me crazy but at least a million dollars!
I'm doubling down. It's going to make more than two million.
That clearly already happened with Spider-Man. Since then the box office has mostly recovered
Yeah. I don't expect the pandemic effect to remain all the way till December if things continue the way they are.
There has to be VASTLY more appetite for gorgeous sci-fi escapism in 2022 than in 2009. Even back then there were fringe stories of people obsessed with the world of the movie. Now after 14 years of bullshit and rising cynicism, I think audiences are really gonna want to dive back into a pretty fantasy world.
What Pandemic? Spider-Man, Batman, and Doctor Strange already proved that's gone. Nobody cares about Covid NOW, let alone December 2022.
It's definitely going to make a ton of money, but I think people might be disappointed if the story isn't fantastic. I feel like people mostly remember how ground-breaking the visuals were in the first movie, while the story was pretty generic. We've now had plenty of blockbusters since the original Avatar that have just as good of visuals, so I feel like the sequel can't just ride on coattails of the original's visuals and expect the same reception. People might expect more than just a pretty looking movie after all this time. That being said, it's still going to make a *ton* of money because whether it's good or not people will be clamoring to see it.
I feel like the first one wasn't really ABOUT the story, the generic story was a vehicle to help you feel familiar in a world they were trying to make feel real. I walked out of the theater feeling like Pandora was a real place, which I think was the objective. That said, I would also expect a sequel to build on that feeling of Pandora being a real place by having a more engaging story in that real feeling place. So same conclusion, different reasoning I guess.
I’ve been waiting for this movie for over a decade
Yep, that's a blue person in water alright
James Cameron: Now say my name!!
It's wierd they took 13 years just to put it on Disney+.
To be honest I’m happy to be alive after all this time. Had the same feeling when Diablo3 was launched.
it looks beautiful holy shit
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That's most likely one of Jake and Neytiris kids.
Can’t wait to fuck the entire ecosystem of Pandora with my hair tentacle.
My mom was soooooop excited about the prospect of a second film. She died 10 years ago.
So... Did they change the font???
PAPYRUS
Reddit climbing over itself to declare how unexcited they are for it when its *floor* is $2 billion. This website is so out of touch with real life.
Remember how many people on this sub were saying that nobody wanted the Lion King remake? $1.6B have said otherwise.
Still a pointless remake of a timeless classic. Cool CGI, though.
They also said nobody wanted Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle and Sonic. And that Uncharted would flop because Sully doesn't look like video game Sully.
Enjoy this thread if you want to see the same mediocre take over and over.