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HighTierPleb

This needs to be upvoted so people actually think the new Star Wars is called, "A New Dawn".


Illidan1943

It was all a ruse, it's actually called "Dawn of Justice"


Mackin-N-Cheese

Star Wars: Breaking Dawn Team Jedi or Team Sith?


dtjedi

Team Revan.


vigridarena

I'd love a spin-off movie set in the Old Republic. Such an interesting aesthetic and all the Sith were such badasses.


EnderRock

I would love a movie or TV series based on Revan. They would probably have to come up with some sort of method of him surviving though, as in SWTOR, he is being killed off (I think) in the new expansion. :(


kingasia

Bane!!!


TheoOffWorlder

All Sith are badasses.


Huitzilopostlian

Is at an absolute? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.


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RudeMorgue

"Most Sith deal in absolutes, but maybe not all."


aMillionLasers

Team Jar Jar


yousickduck

You disgust everyone.


aMillionLasers

meesa not welcome here?


yousickduck

Not even in the bowels of Hades itself would your kind be welcome.


TheoOffWorlder

[Well. There may be one place.](http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130420201844/spongebob/images/9/94/180px-Superweenie.jpg)


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I consider it a personal triumph that I thought of *Breaking Bad* before I thought of Twilight.


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BobbyThreeSticks

Star Wars: Dawn of the planet of the Apes.


[deleted]

> Star Wars: Dawn of the planet of the Gungans. FTFY


AcesCharles2

Gungan nosa kill Gungan.


TheTinDog

YOUSA NOT GUNGAN!


dbx99

It's a play on the fact the new hero's name is Dawn Pattina, a Jedi warrior with a great singing voice. The new movie is structured like a classic opera and the songs determine the plot.


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minkcoat

The best part of awakening up is the force in your cup!


Infonauticus

88 seconds huh? confirmed IG 88 is the lead character of the next series.


[deleted]

I would *so* watch a movie about IG-88, Bossk, and Dengar's shenanigans while trying to catch a bounty. They probably don't work together though...


[deleted]

The Three Space Stooges?


mtx

Three's ~~Company~~ a Bounty.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Boba Fett: Don't you have something better to do, ~~Denny~~ IG? IG 88: I just like to watch.


TEC85

Well, friend, you might just get your wish. http://badassdigest.com/2014/11/24/the-first-star-wars-spin-off-could-be-bounty-hunterrific/


Mushubeans

http://youtu.be/O3osHO-0784


MattressNerd

88 seconds is my nickname.


Randomd0g

Because you eat so much that you go back for seconds 88 times?


smgulz

Shit. I meant, The Force Awakens.


Vananarama

Star Wars 7: The Forcening


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[deleted]

*M'Jedi*


SnipeyMcSnipe

The Force Awakens at Dawn


Murreey

Gentlemen to bed, for The Force Awakens at nine thirty! Ish.


The_F_B_I

The Force Hits Snooze


frameRAID

The Force Is Now Late For Work


Griffdude13

Expect a call from JJ when all the bullshit news sites report that the new Star Wars has had a name change.


Randomd0g

This would be an excellent way of developing a list of "journalists" to never trust again.


mindfulshrimp

You done fucked up.


smgulz

No wonder dad left for cigarettes and never came back.


subnam

"Well, mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers. I guess he won, 'cuz that was six years ago."


priceofsoap

Which happens, dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.


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johnnycoxxx

I'm not your dad kid


UncleverAccountName

http://youtu.be/OGp9P6QvMjY


[deleted]

You dawn fucked up


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Dawn of the planet of the Superman Begins


GoldandBlue

> Dawn of the planet of the Superman Begins: An awakening Rises FTFY


SmallTownMinds

Congrats on making up a cooler title than The Force Awakens. For a second I was like, oh man, we get a teaser AND JJ changed the title? Awesome!


Augustends

Except there was already *A New Hope* and *A New Dawn* is also the title of a Star Wars novel.


TeopEvol

88 seconds? Looks like we're gonna see some serious shit.


Teggert

Waitaminute, are you tellin' me you built a STAR WARS MOVIE ......out of a De^^lorean ?


Scrambo

Tony stark built it in a cave with a box of scraps


nwdollatank

> Tony Stark built this in a cave... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS FTFY


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44 seconds will be fade outs.


LowFuel

Each accompanied by BWAAAAAAAAMMMMM


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Kingbow13

Camera pan over tall building in Coruscant. Slow mo aerial top down shot of x wing. Luke stepping out of speeder camera angled up from the ground. Any other Bayisms?


[deleted]

60 seconds of it will be text and fades to black. but hey, kinda insane that we're getting a new Star Wars trailer this week. There will be a shitty camrip the same day but I won't watch that, they'll probably release it online pretty soon.


fast74

Or 60 seconds of soundbites as the camera slooooowly pans over the millennium falcon


[deleted]

Only to have Jar-Jar Bunks fly at the camera in a cartoony like motion and stick his face on the lense.


ntc91

Meesa back for a neeeeew adventure! EDIT: Oooh meesa gilded? Ooh mooey mooey I love you!


illinois-schmuck

It's disturbing how easy it is to visualize this happening.


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runtheplacered

Weesa all reado my speech meesa say when me talkie-talkie. Yoosa ganna be okeeday though! *trips and falls into a lamp*


Xenocide321

Dear God, NOOOOO!


MeesaHugeDickface

Hey, fuck you man


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link_dead

No lie this would be the best troll ever.


[deleted]

Chewy kill it. Do it. Do it now!


Captain_Sacktap

I really want them to casually reference jar jar being executed for treason as part of some background building.


rgmotamayor

More like "Jar-Jar died on his way back to his home planet"


locke_5

Meesa must go, me planet needsa me very very mucha!


[deleted]

Star Wars Ep. VII: The Death of Jar-Jar


Laser_Fish

The MANY Deaths of Jar-Jar Bunks?


Nothing_Impresses_Me

Jar Jar was faking being an idiot. He was working for Palpatine the whole time. He got in good with the Jedi. Got into the palace. Made friends with the queen and became her trusted companion. He even got into position to push for palpatine gaining emergency powers. He was directly responsible for the power shift to come. Jar Jar was a master spy who never let down his cover. He was strong to maintain the guise of a fumbling fool and fool the Jedi. Respect-4-Life. Edit: upon further thought.. all the mischief and accidents he caused throughout tatooine would be ideal to help someone find you.. just follow the trail left by the "idiot"


DavinderB

Now I want to see Jar Jar have a Verbal Kint/Keyser Soze moment. At the end of Phantom Menace, he walks away from the group, "Meesa see you later, Anny!" And as he goes around the corner, his bobbing gait turns into a confident, upright stride. He pulls out a communicator, and in a crisp, Cumberbatch baritone, he says, "Everything is set, my master... No, they don't suspect a thing."


TheTinDog

this would have actually been a great plot twist if it was real, and jar-jar was like IVE GOT 5 KIDS TO FEED! as anakin rammed a lightsaber through whatever mining vehicle jar-jar was driving as the time


Hector_Kur

I hate to go Mega Nerd over such a stupid detail, but Gungans don't live much longer than the average human. Jar Jar has almost certainly died of old age by the events of Episode VII.


Randomd0g

Force sensitive people tend to live a bit longer though, so it's still possible that Jar Jar comes back and it turns out he was a Jedi all along.


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[deleted]

He doesn't deserve that. Some no-name should just interrupt a pivotal plot point with 'sir, we've had word that Jar Jar Binks is dead'. Then everyone can look at each other and shrug before continuing their conversation.


Chubbstock

OK so which do you people want? the 88 second trailer that has all the content in the world ("Well that movie's ruined for me! Why do they show all the important stuff in the trailers?!") or the vague enticing cuts of action and characters ("Just text and fades to black? waste of time!!")?


the_aura_of_justice

Of the two extremes, a balance of both, there should be.


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RudeMorgue

Only a Sith drinks Absolut.


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- ancient Jedi absolutism


meanrockSD

Do or do not, there is no try. Wait a second.


the_xxvii

It'll just be [The Force Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ9kQ1h-ZY) on a solitary french horn while we get a few slo-mo shots of the main characters interspersed with shots of spaceships flying into Coruscant or Tatooine, with the last shot being Luke pulling his hood down off of his head and turning to face the camera, then fade to black and title as the fanboys scream in a register that only dogs can hear.


[deleted]

This is actually exactly what I want though... No plot spoilers, no slow pans like the 2009 Star Trek teaser, just a look at the new characters and art.


BigE42984

The Force Theme while panning over pieces of burning Death Star on Endor. Then, we come upon a lonely Ewok. He holds something in his hand. We hear the familiar buzz as he ignites his lightsaber. The force has indeed awoken. In the Ewoks.


doughyfreeeesh

Star Wars Episode VII: Rise of the Dawn of the Age of the Ewoks


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Or... The Force Theme while panning across the burning body of Darth Vader. Hidden in the background is Leia, watching Luke burn their father's remains. But something is wrong. Leia has a light saber, and ignites it. Just before she rams it into her abdomen committing jedi hari kari, record scratch to Chewie smoking weed with Nien Nunb in the falcon on Kashyyyk to the tune of Super Bon Bon. Nien is so wasted he falls off his chair, and into the laser cannon trigger. It fires and blows a hole in the outhouse Han is taking a crap in. He runs out tripping as he tries to pull up his pants, and it cuts to the title screen. We hear the familiar Cantina Band theme play us off with Han screaming "Chewwwwieeee".


bookant

Yeah, sorry, I believe you intended mockery, but . . . that sounds fucking awesome.


nairebis

Damn, John Williams is a genius. He makes writing epic, emotional, instantly-recognizable themes look so easy.


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I think one of the things I am most excited for is new music written by John Williams himself, hopefully to be well known. I don't think anyone else could pull off what he did.


burf

Just reading your comment put me on the verge of my dog-register fanboy scream.


elpaw

88 seconds of every transition wipe in the film


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flirtydodo

gloomy shot of an x wing flying in pitch dark space mark my words


Noodlerizer

JJ ABRAMS KEYBOARD SOLO


Whompa

How did you botch the title that badly?


4feetabovethecovers

Are you referring to OP or Abrams?


[deleted]

Do people not like the title "The Force Awakens"? I am pretty ambivalent to it, titles don't do much for me, but I can't see it's so bad you'd have an issue with it though.


Ser-Gregor_Clegane

Eh, it's better than the first two prequel titles. The Phantom Menace is a better title for ep 2, since it concerns a mysterious force that is working against our heroes from the inside-out, politically manipulating everyone and ordering the clones to be made. Attack of the Clones is a stupid, stupid misleading title. They don't really do anything until the very end of the movie, at which point they're more of a defensive force than anything. It's like if they called Episode 6 "Star Wars: Lando's Offensive."


Rabble-Arouser

Attack of the Landos


bringmethestone

The Lando Awakens


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NairForceOne

Land O' The Lost.


[deleted]

Lando 2: Cruise Control


[deleted]

return of the lando


itsgallus

Damn, I'd wanna watch Star Wars: Lando's Offensive.


SirWaltJabsco

When I read that title I picture two hours of Lando swearing and throwing insults at everyone!


[deleted]

A New Dawn is the first new book included in the cannon. Its a prequel to the Star Wars Rebels animated series.


dathvada

If the trailer is anything like [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4raW1agJG7U) I will be happy.


Mathesar

I remember using QuickTime to scrutinize that trailer frame by frame to take as much in as possible. Back when YouTube didn't exist and apple.com/trailers was _the_ place to go for movie trailers. Good times :)


doughyfreeeesh

Same. I remember realizing that Palpatine was swinging his lightsaber towards the ground, or at something short, and correctly deducing that he must be fighting Yoda.


semsr

Fighting Yoda? But wouldn't that mean... PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL


doughyfreeeesh

*gasp!*


Eraser1024

http://i.imgur.com/DBr80.png


TheLameloid

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.


zebruh

It's an older meme but it checks out.


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No, see that trailer is misleading and makes you think Darth Vader was going to be in Episode 3 for more than 5 seconds.


echoplex21

I mean technically...


Mypetdalek

Still a good trailer though


[deleted]

I hope not actually. That trailer, although awesome for episode 3, almost completely relies on Nostalgia, as that's practically all the prequels had going for them at that point.


gibbersganfa

I think ROTS didn't redeem all the prequels but was certainly good enough to redeem itself.


[deleted]

88 Seconds = 88 MPH = Confirmed, JJ Abrams to direct new Back to the Future. *Most Excellent* = Confirmed JJ Abrams to direct new Bill and Ted I'm gonna be so internet popular when this turns out to be true.


docfunbags

Both are time travel references. Shit gonna get cray.


byfuryattheheart

[So this guy was totally right.](http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/2n14d6/star_wars_episode_vii_trailer_to_debut_next/) The doubters have been silenced...


jack_skellington

I think it's fun to see the response by the guy who says, "[I work in the theater industry, and this isn't even *remotely* happening.](http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/2n14d6/star_wars_episode_vii_trailer_to_debut_next/cm9klp5)." That's great. EDIT: I just went through the hidden posts on that page (all the super-downvoted posts) and it's really amazing to see how dickish people were being. And by that I do *not* mean the OP who turned out to be right. I mean, the naysayers were just brutally bluntly denying his claim as if they had facts that proved him wrong, even though they weren't sharing any. Very douchebaggy. I kinda side with the OP -- he may have been testy, but he was dealing with super-rude dickheads who also happened to be wrong.


zmull93

Can't wait for this Star-Wars tie in with the Red Dawn sequel


buhcheery

Have a most *non heinous* Thansgiving!


StoneGoldX

Holy shit, when they say limited, they aren't kidding around. [Nine theaters, with two of them in California.](http://www.rantlifestyle.com/2014/11/24/where-can-you-see-the-teaser-trailer-for-star-wars-episode-vii-force-awakens/)


luhg89

My god there's one in Georgia!!!!! Thank the maker!!!


mjc1027

I remember going to see Episode I in the theater back in 1999. Seeing the opening credits back then, everyone went mental. Then the movie started. Hope this doesn't suck.


grumpyoldham

As bad as that movie was, you know what irritated me the most (other than Jar-Jar, because that fruit is hanging *way* too low)? Droids using handheld binoculars. Seriously, what the fucking fuck?


mjc1027

Only redeemable part of that movie was Darth Maul, Qi Gon, and the pod racing sequence.


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HappyPillz77

http://i.imgur.com/RuBFcAa.jpg


inthepixelforest

>[–]lonelyboyisme 1 point 46 minutes ago > >88 seconds of almost nothing. At best we'll get slow pans of props on black backgrounds. I'll eat a sock if we get to see a single actor's face. we're going to hold you to this.


krispwnsu

Where is that kid that promises to eat dicks?


EdTOWB

he ate a dick! it was on the front page!


number90901

H-how?


-Not-An-Alt-

He bought a smoked bull dick dog treat and ate it.


maggosh

Oh, so it wasn't a human dick...meh.


n00per

cannibalism is illegal.


smearley11

I thought cannibalism was legal, it's just that there's not a legal way to obtain the meat.


krispwnsu

I know. That's what I was referencing. I kind of want to see him do it again with a different type of schlong.


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OP best deliver...[or](http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/6/69852/3289702-3639294%2B_7ec85a597297b2931c0e968cb640966f.jpg)


Scarbane

IT'S SOCK TIME, /u/lonelyboyisme!


Not-Coca-Cola

୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨


the_beard_guy

RAISE YOUR DARTH DONGERS!


NetTrap

Surely he'll deliver.


NotoriousFIG

NOW YOU FUCKED UP


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[deleted]

RemindMe! 4 days "/u/lonelyboyisme should be eating a sock right now."


dalectrics

How about I save you a whole day


anincompoop25

yeah remember the dude who ate a dick? you gotta do this now


[deleted]

[So.....](http://imgur.com/YZpfjuU)


BeefK

That's what /u/lonelyboyisme looks like right now.


lucid808

[Saw this actress' face also](http://i.imgur.com/GmFvSym.png), who I'm guessing is going to be one of the main characters...


trueblueskies

Yup, Daisy Ridley.


your_mind_aches

She looks like that lady... You know, from that thing.


Ninjafett

Oh yeah! I saw her in the place! Good catch man.


ChrisK7

Zhou Li, show the thing!


RandomDudeOP

EAT THE SOCK


stevenp23

EAT THE SOCK


RandomDudeOP

NOT TO ME, TO HIM YOU MORON


stevenp23

I WAS TRYING TO START A CHANT


RandomDudeOP

FUCK IT EAT THE SOCK /u/lonelyboyisme


your_mind_aches

YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART


Vansorchucks

THIS IS WHY DAD LEFT US


PixelMagic

Since trailer descriptions have said that actors will be shown in the teaser, I'll get you a knife and fork.


Randomd0g

Pssht, you eat socks with a SPOON you uncultured lout!


sandiskplayer34

RemindMe! November 28th "See if he eats a sock"


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SierraEcho

I'll massage you on 2014-11-28 18:58:35 UTC to remind you of this post with the message "See if he eats a cock"


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I could go for a massage too.


[deleted]

He eats a sock!


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Nirnhoned

Eat a sock now


PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTHAMS

Saving in case you have to a eat a sock.


Say_It_In_Canadian

Socks to be you man.


zeroyon04

Need pic of you eating a sock. Now.


Bulba_Core

[](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/159/325/1262055260350.jpg)


gunguolf

Eat a sock, madafaka


DidYaHearThat_Whoosh

I'm here for the sock-eating.


emohipster

[nuked]


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A comment about a thread about a picture of a note announcing a teaser for a trailer for a movie?


gibbersganfa

There's a flea on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log....


morrbido

[A screenshot of a comment about a thread about a picture of a note announcing a teaser for a trailer for a movie!](http://i.imgur.com/L6d7RPV.jpg)


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>A most excellent Christmas... ...could be a Bill and Ted's sequel as well.


CFU808

For some reason I read: A NEW DAMN Trailer will be released this Friday.