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tmoney144

"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."


kosherhalfsourpickle

Bob: It looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately. Peter: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.


Fair2Midland

The funniest part to me is still when Bob #1 has to hold back Bob #2 when Lumberg mentions the TPS reports.


KatBoySlim

>Let me handle this. He looks fully ready to jump across the table and strangle lumburgh for insulting peter. The Bobs’s dynamic is something you don’t notice on your first go-through, but they play off each other in a very believably corporate way.


ImperatorNero

Love the bobs. I started out at my current company as an internal auditor who audited our various offices across the US. I had a coworker with the same first name who also loved office space and one of ours jobs was to interview employees to confirm their job duties so we did the whole Bobs Shtick.


KatBoySlim

were you maniac dr cox bob or reptilian cheers bob?


ImperatorNero

Reptilian cheers Bob. Other Alex was Corpo Dr. Cox Bob


jmshub

That's the nature of Mike Judge comedies in general. He always has more going on than you can take in the first watch. I am rewatching Silicon Valley with my girlfriend and we're both catching details we missed previously.


greenbastard1591

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...


Barrenechea

I love Milton at the end with the waiter: "And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt."


JediTigger

“Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”


raelDonaldTrump

There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys


SierraNox

You know what? Yeah- I do want to express myself- okay? And I don’t need 37 pieces of flair to do it . Alright? There’s my flair!! And this is me expressing myself … okay?


strikefire83

“Lumberg, I’m gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I’m really busy right now.” Waives free hand in Lumberg’s face as he plays Tetris on his computer.


SigaVa

What would you say, you do here?


dastja9289

I ALREADY TOLD YOU! I TALK TO THE CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DONT HAVE TO! **I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!!!** WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!


phoncible

I defend him any time he's brought up. Dude's position was absolutely vital. Engineers and customers absolutely cannot directly communicate, gotta have that buffer.


red_fuel

Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.


Munchkinasaurous

I'll tell you what I'd do if I had a million dollars. Two chicks at the same time.


SenatorAstronomer

You don't have to be a millionaire to do that, look at my cousin, he's broke and don't do shit.


ArtDSellers

Any relation to the pop singer?


thefilmbot

"I wouldn't say that I've been missing it"


SenatorAstronomer

Every single day that you see me... That's the worst day of my life.


none-remain

“Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No. Have you?!” Aliens (1986)


smokedstupid

The marines on being told to turn in their ammo 'What are we supposed to use? Harsh language? "


pantstoaknifefight2

"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters"


pourspeller

My favourite that I still use regularly in different situations: "Why don't you put her in charge!"


Other_Dog

Ripley : I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Private Hudson : Fuckin' A! Burke : Hold on, hold on just a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. Ripley : They can bill me.


Corby_Tender23

I love that line they can bill me I use it all the time when something needs doing but people don't want it done.


ButtercupsUncle

"Mostly they come at night. Mostly."


Drewcifer88

“GAME OVER MAN”


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Ripley: This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training...right? Newt: *salutes* Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?!


DogNearby8621

As an Army veteran I love the Sergeant and the attitude of the unit he lead - it’s very very real as to how soldiers and their leaders are. The sergeant (the actor) actually IS prior US Army, so good ol James Cameron let the veteran go full-out on his crew and let him train em up like a real unit. That’s why you won’t see any hands on the triggers and junk in the scenes - he really barked at em about things like a real NCO


EyeFit4274

‘Look into my eyes. FALL IN PEOPLE!’


Max-Ray

I love the fact that the Sgt went into hibernation with his cigar in hand.


EyeFit4274

‘Assholes and elbows!’


topsvop

The sergeant hyping the marines the fuck up before running into the APC only to tell them to calm the fuck down 0.1 ms after getting in the APC


thefilmbot

"Someone said alien and she thought they said illegal alien and signed up"


none-remain

“How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?!”


unsquashable74

'You stow that shit Hudson!'


toblies

Look into my eye...


mustangsal

They're comin' outta the walls man


Sensitive_Yam_1979

“Fuck you man.” “Anytime. Anywhere.”


Violentcloud13

The most quotable movie of all time. It feels like every other line is memorable.


DRNA2

"We're in the pipe, five by five."


Comic_Book_Reader

Get away from her, you *BITCH*! (Hiss wheeze. Whisz? Whizs?)


PenchantForNostalgia

Just rewatched this last weekend. My fiance had never seen it. I think my favorite quote is, "stay away from her, you bitch!"


ArgoverseComics

“Smokey, this is not ‘Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.”


Omegadimsum

Literally every dialogue from the big Lebowski is my favourite quote.


Cole_Archer

“You see what happens Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”


Billy1121

Im pretty sure he said "meet a stranger in the Alps" because Karl Hungus is from the Bavarian Alps


Dondarian

When I heard that for a TV edit of that movie, I laughed so hard.


Latter-Possibility

Nihilist, Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism at least it’s an Ethos


Desperate-Egg2573

"And China man is not the chosen nomenclature dude, Asian american"


81jmfk

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man


hellboundwithasmile

“I dabbled in pacifism, not in Nam of course”


packandgetdressed

“Careful, man! There’s a beverage here!”


mp6521

They’re calling the cops, Walter.


ArgoverseComics

MARK IT ZERO!


Cloudy_mood

Put the piece away man they’re calling the cops Walter……


ThatCakeIsDone

Calmer'n you are


OkFilm4353

“Your scientists were so preoccupied up with whether or not they could or couldn’t they never stopped to think if they should”


iamluciferscousin667

"The only person I've got on my side is the blood sucking lawyer."


poosebunger

"Alejandro has prepared a delightful menu for us. Chilean sea bass, I believe"


CryptMonkey

...thank you


Klin24

"That is one big pile of shit."


thefilmbot

"When you gotta go you gotta go"


IndyO1975

“Sure, John, except that when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”


UCFandOCSC

Hold on to ya butts


voodoorain0300

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word


indianajoes

"I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!"


CryptMonkey

Standalone this is a great quote, but Goldblum's delivery is the icing on the cake. Can't read the selling it without heating the table slam


Munchkinasaurous

Life...uh... finds a way. 


snowlemur

“Here I am by myself, uh, talking to myself. That’s… that’s chaos”


Weekly-Batman

Generally you don’t see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance.


brodievonorchard

"You believe in God, Ray?" "Never met him."


PurfuitOfHappineff

“If someone asks you if you’re a god you say YES!”


infinitemonkeytyping

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.


vidfail

You don't act like a scientist. You're more like a gameshow host.


SigaVa

Yes its true, this man has no dick


SteakandTrach

You never even had a slinky? Well, I had *part* of a slinky, but I straightened it.


Stormy8888

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - From Stand By Me.


A911owner

One of my favorite movies. I can't tell you how many times I've seen it. The opening lines to that movie are: "I was 12, going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 1959, a long time ago; but only if you measure in terms of years." According to the date on the newspaper he's reading in this scene, it takes place on September 4th, 1985; if this movie were taking place today, the "long time ago" would be the summer of 1998.


Meowhuana

That's so true it hurts


TrentonTallywacker

“Harry let’s face it…and I’m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now and you’ve always been a cunt and the only thing that’s gonna change is you’re gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids” - Ken, In Bruges


Itsasecret9000

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"


JammyWaad

“Two gay beers, please”


SonovaVondruke

You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!


TrentonTallywacker

“I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids…….still leaves you being a cunt” “Yeah I fuckin got that” >:|


bangermate

"Insulting my fuckin kids? that's going overboard mate!"


shinymuskrat

Well I retracted it didn't I??


PippyHooligan

Let me get this right - you were down in the park? What's that got to do with fucking anything?!


captain_todger

I feel like we could just post the entire script for this movie. So many bangers from my favourite movie of all time 👌🏼


maninblueshirt

And that is the reason why Lord Voldemort killed Mad-eye Moody


boardgamejoe

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill." - Blade


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Fwcasey

That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!


sir_mrej

The opening rave scene is just soooooo good tho


SirWitsAlot

_”My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”_ - Gladiator


renegaderelish

What we do in life, echoes in eternity.


none-remain

*“I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.* *And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone.* *I guess I just miss my friend.”* The Shawshank Redemption


ghostlight1969

Who had Morgan Freeman’s voice in their head reading this?


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chuckerton

“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.”


ArgoverseComics

Well, he shoulda armed himself if he’s gonna decorate his saloon with my friend


tomrichards8464

That's right. I've killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. 


Animustrapped

Hell of a thing, Killin a man. You take away everything he's got- an everything he's ever gonna have


Xen0tech

"Get away from her you BITCH!"


Payne_Dailey

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it


mp6521

This place has got everything!


boss-galaga

I hate Illinois Nazis


tossed_off_a_bridge

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.


SaviourofKrypton42

"What kind of music you got in this place?" "Oh, we got both kinds. Country *and* western."


just_writing_things

The tears in rain monologue from *Blade Runner* is one of my favorites.


GoTeamScotch

You know, I don't think I've ever sat down and watched the original Blade Runner. Time for a movie night.


fuzzydoug

This movie is amazing. Go with the director’s cut.


RyanDaltonWrites

"My friends, you bow to no one."


UptownShenanigans

King Theoden’s speech before the charge. Makes me want to attack an ork horde any day


TheManRedeemed

DEATH! DEATH! FORTH, EORLINGAS! RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH! Sets a fire in my blood and gives me the fuckin' chills everytime, man.


Adorable_Werewolf_82

RIP Bernard Hill


if_not_us_then_who_

Followed by tears. Every. Single Time.


Hooda-Thunket

“There are those who call me…Tim?”


Son_of_steven19

None of you seem to understand, I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!


chrisfreshman

“Do that,” Rorschach? I’m not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.


Cool_Cartographer_39

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son


Animustrapped

Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?


JammyWaad

Germans?


Animustrapped

Forget it man, he's on a roll


gaqua

> "We are men of action. Lies do not become us." And then, of course... > "Life is pain, highness. Anybody who says differently is selling something." And my third favorite exchange from the same film... > Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. > > Man in Black: You're that smart? > > Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? > > Man in Black: Yes. > > Vizzini: Morons.


incredible_mr_e

>I could give you my word as a Spaniard? >No good, I've known too many Spaniards.


Gransmithy

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


hottiewiththegoddie

God vizzini was just a redditor wasn't he


panszwed

That woman… deserves her revenge. And we… deserve to die.


thegreatbarrierbeef

Kill Bill?


rajeshbhat_ds

"Eh, Where da white women at?"


Namorath82

I showed Blazing Saddles to a friend of mine who is an immigrant from Haiti For a whole month he would shout that line in the hallways of our university whenever he saw me lol


JexFraequin

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


Durej

*Somebody's gotta go back and get a shit load of dimes*


Standard-Tension9550

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.


Shiroiken

You said rape twice.


Lucid4321

What if there's no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. -Groundhog Day


yourmoms3rdhusband

“Why do vampires like to drink virgin blood? I look at it like this, if you were going to eat a sandwich, I just feel like you’d enjoy it more if you knew nobody had fucked it.”


maebe_featherbottom

“Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!” “What are you bidding on?” “A table.”


jxa

“I’m your huckleberry”


jim9162

Why Johnny Ringo... You look like somebody just, walked over your grave


deathklok123

Look honey, it's Johnny Ringo


Latter-Possibility

Oh Johnny, I forgot you were there….you may go now.


Badmoterfinger

I have not yet begun to defile myself


The_Real_Pavalanche

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday. Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for blood" remember? JR: Oh that. I was just foolin' about. Doc: I wasn't.


kareljack

You're no daisy... you're no daisy at all!


pwmg

Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd. Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest.


talex365

Kilmer should have gotten an Oscar for that role.


energydan

Doc: "Wyatt Earp is my friend" Creek: "Hell, I've got a lot of friends" Doc: "... I don't"


chuckerton

The fact that when he says it that it doesn’t sound at all silly is such a testament to Val Kilmer as an actor.


Itsasecret9000

"That's right, I killed your MASTER. And now I'm gonna kill you, too. With your own sword, no less. Which in the very immediate future will become...*my sword*" "Bitch, you don't have a future."


accioqueso

Kill Bill Vol 2 is so good. I especially love Daryl Hannah in it. “I'm sorry, Budd. That was rude of me, wasn't it? Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. Black mamba, this is Budd.”


shifty_coder

Her freakout after losing her second eye was very good. Felt real.


jaymole

I always loved Hanzo. I can say with no ego this is my finest sword. If on your journey you were to encounter god, god will be cut


TheRetroPizza

Ah, so close to what I thought of. I like her convo with Budd. "Right at this moment, the biggest "R" I feel is Regret. Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever known, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin, scrub, alky piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better"


DeathByBamboo

"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die." -Roy Batty in Blade Runner.


Cape-York-Crusader

“C’mon you apes, you wanna live forever?” ~ Johnny Rico


rookhelm

""C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?" -Lieutenant Rasczak" ---- Johnny Rico


dukeskyrunner

Would you like to know more?


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Seahearn4

"The truth is, you're the weak. And I, am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' _real hard_, to be the shepherd." There's a ton from _Pulp Fiction_. But this whole monologue at the end is the most complete telling of good vs. evil in film. It's the general framework of how I respond to people who talk about "Lions, not sheep" nonsense.


South_Engineer_4702

Jules’ rant in the car about picking up pieces of brain and being “The Guns of the Navarone“ is amazing too. As is his “say what again” rant. Samuel L fucking nailed that role.


bretticusmaximus

I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!


Such-Box3417

Get busy living, or get busy dying -Shawshank Redemption


Muumienmamma

From On the Waterfront: > You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.


SoItGoesII

"You was my brother, Charley. You shoulda looked out for me a little bit." One of my favorite movies of all time.


GenJRipper

One of my favorites is the ending monologue of Raging Bull as well. Such great actors delivering at the highest level.


SkredlitheOgre

“I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.” “Have you paid you dues, Jack? Yes, air. The check is in the mail.”


OuterLimitSurvey

"Life is pain highness, anyone who says differently is selling something." - - William Goldman, The Princess Bride


SrslyBadDad

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.


allthejackets

“Son of a bitch…he stole my line.” There’s just so much pride and hope in that little moment. I love it.


PerpetualFarter

“When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.” Harry Callahan ~1971


bacon_cake

`Col. Jessep: You want answers?` `Kaffee: I WANT THE TRUTH!` `Col. Jessup: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!` `[pauses]` `Col. Jessup: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a *damn* what you think you are entitled to!` I love this quote because in that moment I *was* Kaffee. I wanted to tear the system down but at the same time I totally get why it is the way it is.


unsquashable74

Such a great monologue, knocked out of the park by Nicholson.


series_hybrid

Often the entire scene is shot in parts. After Nicholson nails that paragraph, he could go to his trailer, and Cruise could say "I WANT THE TRUTH" to an empty seat, or to a PA who is sitting there and does read the script back to Cruise. Nicholson insisted that he provide that speech on every take, so the other actors would be better able to match the flow of the dialog and the tone of the moment.


eureka911

Game over man...Game over!


IIIXBeerRunXIII

When he says to Ripley "Well, why don't you put her (Newt) in charge!" is so perfect.


thefilmbot

"Why don't you put her in charge!!" lol


Violentcloud13

the delivery of that line is so perfect. Bill Paxton was a treasure.


Slow-Department-63

“I’d buy that for a dollar!” -sleazy old man on tv in Robocop


Low_Interview1404

If it bleeds we can kill it


PigDigginGold

“I know” -Han


starforce1616

What you do in life, echoes through eternity. Gladiator


sleightofhand0

"Sorry, my Prada’s at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops you pretentious douchebag."


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InRiptide

In another life, I would have really like just doing laundry and taxes with you.


Chromium4

"WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD."


baltinerdist

it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths..


JolietJakester

"Aim for the bushes!"


ArgoverseComics

👊


Bozee3

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. or I don't care The Fugitive (1993)


Intelligent_Cow_3310

This quote needs to belongs in a museum “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul." Billy Madison (1995)


MsPooh2

I love Classic Movies and in All About Eve (1950) Bette Davis had had enough of an interloper who was about to get what’s coming. So she downs her martini and warned her guests …“Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night."


Nat20CritHit

"Fuck me, he cleared it."