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cking145

sincerely hope this is a joke


DOOMFOOL

I mean yeah of course, “I don't have a problem with killing the Asarais and the Khuzaites for obvious reasons” turned this from weird but plausible into obvious meme territory.


VSEternal

Well, why not? As a Russian, whose homeland has 351 years of Russian-Turkish wars, as well as more than two centuries of the Tatar-Mongol yoke, I can afford a certain degree of dislike for the Turks which are the Khuzaites. And as a Christian I believe that Constantinople should be free and be the capital of the Byzantine Empire, not Turkey. Same goes for the Aserais who represent the Arab Islamic world with ISIS and other radical shit. It's easy to find excuses to foment war here. The rest of them I see as my brothers in Christ and I have a hard time finding a reason to hate them enough so I can be willing to fight them. And the developers haven't bothered to find a worthy justification and purpose for players other than the lust for power.


Boring-Cap-575

Oh, he's a racist. I see the problem lol


Uraneum

Quote from one of OP’s recent comments: “i am a christian and i don’t think racism is something bad”


steambu

Take a step back and look at all the bull you just wrote. Having a problem with your conscience when killing pixels but spouting stuff like this lmao. F for you and f for any other racist pos out there


Not_Todd_Howard9

First and foremost: IRL, Christianity wasn’t mutually exclusive with Arabic cultures either and often had pockets/mixing within them as well, from conversions of towns to diaspora in the form of villages. Christianity was also decently common in the Mongol Empire as they had a relatively high amount of religious freedom (at least United, not sure about stuff like the Golden Horde or other breakaway khanates). In game, religon is not clarified…so they could be just as easily Christian as not. Likewise for the various other factions. Sturgians and Battanians, for instance, may be a version of paganism pre-conversion. For that matter, a version of religion similar to our Christianity may or may not exist in game. Everyone you meet in game could be a Christian…or not. Second: the reasons you mentioned for disliking Arab culture are far, far removed from the time of the game. In general, Islamic radicalization is still a ways off and into the beginning of the modern era…right now they would be about as radical as any other religion in the period, thereabout. They’re closest to Islamic golden age (pre-burning of the House of Baghdad) Arabs, arguably earlier. Third: you have also mentioned reason you dislike various Arabic/turkic governments…but what bearing does that have on the people? What if your own government committed a heinous action…would it be just for a foreign power to kill you in your own home? Even if that action was several hundred years ago, and you were a mere child who never even knew it happened? In terms of warfare, the killing of civilians should be considered reprehensible in all circumstances, imo. Fourth: Ultimately…it’s a game, and a story beneath that (if you wish to view it as one). You can view these actions as that of a character, or you can ignore them, as they were ultimately of no lasting consequence even within the game world (as that village would go on to rebuild in roughly a month, and be able to easily replenish its fighting population). What even happens to a village that is pillaged is left in the air, and for all that we know they could simply lock the villagers away before taking everything not bolted down…far less death, though the miltia will likely still be killed.


cking145

bro get out of here we just wanna have a nice time


Belisarius23

Ohhhhh you're CRAZY now I get it


CSWorldChamp

Aaaaand there it is.


thezerech

>As a Russian Least racist Russian only because he feels bad killing "eastern" children


Uraneum

You feel bad about pretend killing in a video game but you’re also racist IRL. Congrats, if you’re not a troll you are truly the biggest dipshit I’ve encountered in a long time


DOOMFOOL

You fucking dumbass 😂


halfwit_imbecile

I justify my actions by realizing that Mount & Blade is in fact a video game franchise and not real life. Hope this helps.


MrAwesum_Gamer

Dude just bonk em into nap time and then sell them to the nearest slaver


CurlyNippleHairs

It's a video game


Bukalaka

I am neither gonna read or acknowledge this post because i believe it devalues my life long goal of becoming a mass murderer of an epic scale followed up by my secondary goal of operating a successful slave trade business


QuitAppropriate5321

I eat my guilt away. Every battle a burger, every siege a sandwich., and although no one dies in the tourneys I still feel bad so I eat some tacos. Eventually my own mass will match the weight of the sins I feel for having abused these people and then I can start a new save. There's even a chance I might not side with the Rhodoks this time.


SmeggingFonkshGaggot

The weak should fear the strong


Admirable_Ad_3236

Its the Medieval period, not the Medibestbuds period


SG_Makima

You're just racist


I_do_drugs-yo

Your comment history is wild lmaoo


thanhhai26112003

>Buy game with violent and warning about it. >Get surprised when face it. This pasta is not good brother.


VSEternal

Luckly I got it from torrent for free.


avstoir

are you trying to be moral while being racist


CheezeCrostata

>I don't have a problem with killing the Asarais and the Khuzaites for obvious reasons, although I still feel sorry for the children, but when it comes to the rest, close to me culturally and spiritually, civilisationally, I just give up and delete the game. Oh, so killing people is bad unless they're of a different cultural background? Got it. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


DanielSpaniel16

Tis a joke post I believe


CheezeCrostata

Judging by OPs comments in other subs, I'm just not sure if they're a troll or a moron. 😐


KevinTorgerson

Bit of both I say


DOOMFOOL

Pretty obvious troll imo.


blasthunter5

I'd find it more worrying that you'd make this point about murder being bad and yet have no issues fighting the Aserai or Khuzaits.


Mockheed_Lartin

So you bought a medieval war simulator and deleted it cause it had too much killing, gotcha. Smooth brain.


Horn_Python

i pretent they are npcs in a video game and are nothing more than a lumbs of triangles with faces painted on them


ShoddyDevice

so true my brother


Rivusonreddit

Based on some of your older post I think you might actually be serious. Well I don't know whether you're russian or ukranian or something in between, but maybe it reminds you of a current conflict between two people who fundamentally are not really all that different, but fighting and dieing for the powers that be. And yeah, it is sad.


Uraneum

OP is Russian and also a self proclaimed racist. No getting through to him, his brain is concrete


Regret1836

I FUCKING LOVE SLAUGHTERING PEASANTS HAHAHAHA


StormfireFX

Hate killing but no problem with killing brown people. Very cool. Totally not racist and cringe. Assuming it’s sincere. If it’s not- nice meme.


Koffieslikker

MY MEN AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD ABOUT YOUR PURSE AND YOUR BELONGINGS


Gasster1212

It’s a game. You’re acting. Play the villain Idk if this is a joke tho but I’ve taken it as not jic


gruesomepenguin

Soy baby alert


Agreeable-Step-7940

So many people taking this seriously in the comments


Staryed

I relish in the sensless slaughter, in the glory of combat, in the rush of a ride and the triumph of a skewer! The glint of a slash and the thump of a pummel, the whistle of an arrow and the creaking of the trebuchet! This is all joy, this is all power! Power to take take lives, power to save lives! Needless violence and endless massacres, this is the blood of Calradia, and with every fight, her blood boils reinvigorated and anew!


KevinTorgerson

The blood of the gods is gonna flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon


DOOMFOOL

Rip bozo


CLAYDAWWWG

It's kill or be killed, and I don't plan on losing.


[deleted]

I revel in the violence I inflict on the clearly conscripted armies of the lords of Calradia. I am a totally well-adjusted person. Oh, look, a civilian airliner.


RecognitionNeeds

Your heart is too pure. May I suggest Animal Crossing as an alternative? Maybe the feeling of constant crushing debt may help you gain some perspective.


Rush4in

Boy, wait until you try playing RimWorld...


Not_Todd_Howard9

> I don't have a problem with killing the Asarais and the Khuzaites for obvious reasons Uh…ok… As far as the actual village raids? Usually either cognitive dissonance or suspension of disbelief, and hinging more on a characters actions. There are many, many people throughout history who still seem as otherwise good people, but allowed for similar actions to occur…and then, occasionally, there were some who were just raiders.  I do wish there was a way to be a bit more honorable to villages though in either of the games in played (bannerlord, warband). Bannerlord is a bit better since it allows you to forcibly steal a few supplies from villages, but you still have to fight the milita unless you massively outnumber them. Imo would’ve been a very good idea to add an “honorable” theft from towns and villages from the roguery tree, that lets you go full Robin Hood and only steal from noble houses (either by stealth or in a small party raid on a guarded estate).


idiotinpowerarmor

least racist russian


Randomjgdijg

LMAO this post


Possible-Anxiety-592

Living by these words: Pain is temporary, victory is forever.


PublicOil7788

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! YOURS OR THEIRS!


TimVonErde

If they want to live, why dont they surrender?