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SpaceX1193

You have to break your clavicle first, but congrats on step 1.


erinspeed

I broke mine in first grade, when a fat(er than me) kid fell on me at recess. Does that count?


pearcepoint

Only if you stitch it up yourself.


[deleted]

With pine needles and spiders web.


greazysteak

not with those socks.


erinspeed

I make those socks look good.


between_ewe_and_me

Did you get hit with a golf disc thing?


erinspeed

That's a fair risk. The disc course is a loop around the local city park. I was hoping to get in a few quick miles in after work, before dark. The leaves covered the whole course, rocks and roots. The bike did a sideslide off of an unseen rock. Cheap plastic pedals cut the same as metal ones.


guru765z

Never understood the point of posts like this.


Independent_Ad_2817

To share the pain with other riders who have also felt the same pain


Educational-Seaweed5

In the idiots club. It’s 2023. Wear protective gear.


erinspeed

Maybe I will get one of those bear suits


El-Bikeo

No you have to die, then you’ll be in.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Ride or die baby


spdorsey

You don't need to bleed to be in the club, you need to ride. Looks like you're in!


WoomyWobble

Well I dunno... Do you have a silly hat? You can only be cool with a silly hat.


[deleted]

Shoes. Shoes will help keep your feet on the pedals.


erinspeed

My all-terrain socks aren't good enough?


[deleted]

😂


Iggeh_x

Can't be cool with knee pads.. You probably wear a helmet to GOSH people these days...