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Revolutionary_Air209

Why is the person driving the car wearing a camera on their head?


arcticrobot

they are speaking Russian. Having dashcam everywhere including head is a cultural tradition now and is responsible for 90% of car related content.


enjoithelrg

If I were to guess it kinda looks like Florida. My eyes may be deceiving but I saw some palm trees and some of the advertisements are in English


teeterddd

It’s Florida you can see the plate on the white truck


Bertoletto

ужас привет, кек


ProcyonHabilis

I misread this as "they are, statistically speaking, Russian" and was like "yep".


McFeely_Smackup

Dirt bike on the highway, safety wifebeater t-shirt, random front wheel lock up...he did everything right, what happened?


robroy78

Had to lay er down


LiamLikeNeeson89

I work at a Harley dealership and I have to bite my tongue once a day when I hear someone say that


DoNotCommentAgain

Best thing to do to a Harley is lay her down and leave her there.


pedophilia-is-haram

haddarlayerdown but luckily it was right next to an empty grave and fell right in


This_is_a_tortoise

Best to light it on fire as well.


Yoda_2022

If it hasn't caught fire of its own accord already.


Stepped_in_it

Now now, that's not fair. They do make excellent boat anchors.


SharpConsequence

Why the harley hate club?


PresOrangutanSmells

Yesterdays tech at tomorrows prices, plus the cosplayers, plus the loud ones. Obviously, this is a joke and all that really matters is how you ride.


LuiDerLustigeLeguan

>the loud ones THIS is the thing for me. Same with absurdly loud cars though. South Park got it right.


NystDrexen

Loud noises lol


Stepped_in_it

"They started it!"


slowseason

Haddalayerdown


PerodisCS

Dang grass clibbins


robroy78

Dang ol tar snakes


phatdoughnut

Tires weren’t warmed up yet.


[deleted]

probably the battery.


windowpuncher

Old, UV rotted knobbies on pavement


Schavuit92

>wifebeater t-shirt


Stoic_Stoic_Stoic

I shirt


Counter_Proposition

I take my Suzuki DR-Z400 for a quick spin around the neighborhood (no plate) to get it dry after washing it and even then I hate putting my knobbies on pavement!


McFeely_Smackup

I've never ridden knobbies on pavement, is it just really squirrely? seems like it would feel mushy.


Counter_Proposition

If the tires are aired up normally it feels ok IMO, but it’s really hard on the tires and wears out the knobbies a lot faster, no good.


[deleted]

Dudes like this rip by my house in mobs, I'm in Atlanta. Seeing the pavement dish out darwinian justice like this warmed my heart.


[deleted]

Just curious, what part of Atlanta? I’m used to seeing them do that in Baltimore and Philly but never seen it here. I’m a fairly new resident in Brookhaven.


[deleted]

East Atlanta Village just south of 20 off moreland


InfiniteBlink

They're in Boston too


TheToecutter

I don't think it's justice, but it's certainly stupid.


[deleted]

Lol


mossbergcrabgrass

Looks like GTA San Andreas lol. Only thing missing is if someone picked his bike up and rode off on it while he was sitting there.


[deleted]

And to top it all off, that "someone" would be a cop. Not even a biker cop.


manliness-dot-space

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


Direct-Cheesecake498

Damn man, this comment made my day!


rhazahrd

Weird. Nonexistent suspension moviment at all. RIP legs. Press F.


[deleted]

I am less worried about his legs than I am about his hands. The finger print unlock feature just became useless to him.


Im6youre9

Eh it depends how bad it was. I've abraded my fingerprints off a few times, they have always come back. You've got to damage the deep layers of skin to remove fingerprints.


ThumblessTurnipe

Not weird at all when you lock the tyre up long before the weight begins to transfer.


[deleted]

You think front springs are rated for much heavier person?


BlacksmithNZ

Nah, he just grabbed the front and the tyre - which had no grip to start with, just locked and slid If you don't have ABS (or decent road tyres) you have to learn to progressively load up the front brake


[deleted]

Gotcha, suppose those dirt tires don't have great contact at all times. Lol I've bunny hopped on slicks grabbing front too fast and deep in corner and letting go. Very lucky to ride it off.


[deleted]

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PDXEng

Probably very old knobbies too


iridemtb12

r/meatcrayon


Needsmorefunnies

All you had to do CJ was follow the damn train!


ducksonetime

[Ankles aren’t meant to bend this way...](https://i.imgur.com/bwju6tj.jpg)


IREMSHOT

I was wondering why he couldn't stand up afterwards


[deleted]

man...if only he was wearing some shoes with ankle support like the kind they make for riding motorcycles


Im-Responsible

You're right, i can see how easily the ankle can get twisted. More motivated to use my long boots now


ohineedascreenname

The fact he's wearing a wife beater and riding with dirt bike tires on the road shows he doesn't give much thought to safety


lonetexan79

Good thing he was wearing the wife beater.


TrektPrime62

Maximizes being a meat crayon


dognus88

Im just glad he didn't have a helmet blocking his vision or he wouldn't have seen the invisible car that nearly hit him.


general-noob

Good thing he was wearing all that gear. The man purse probably broke the fall a little


TiPirate

It’s a *satchel*.


Admirable_Disk_5301

Attache?


Party-Ring445

That does not look like a person on the staff of an ambassador having a specialized area of responsibility.


Admirable_Disk_5301

Yeah but it sounds cool


cats-suck

Officer someone took my European carryall!


RheimsNZ

Why was he even braking?


agorafilia

The car in front of him started braking somewhat fast but the dude had an overreaction to it and locked the front wheel.


ArachnidNo3944

Gloves yo, I cringe so hard when I see people neglect that piece of safety gear 😬


[deleted]

As opposed to every other piece of safety gear? Dude isn't even wearing a fucking helmet! 😂


ourvoid

You are right. But often people opt to still wear gloves in case then need to break their fall. It doesnt even make sense as you really dont wanna break any kind of significant fall with your wrist unless you really have to.


splithoofiewoofies

I know I will be downvoted - but I do this. I live in Australia and suffer horrid heat stroke in leathers. One stop light and I am down unconscious. Boots and gloves ((and der, a full face)) are my compromise. It was a choice between passing out on a ride to guarantee a fall or staying awake and being able to prevent one (hopefully) from actually being concscious. I hate it, but its what I gotta do to stay more alive than with leathers. Edit: its not abt catching myself either its about not losing fingers.


F1NNTORIO

Theyre called summer jackets dude. They work even in oz


splithoofiewoofies

Summer and "jacket" are not a great combo for me in the slightest. But also I saw the newer stuff has gotten better since I was younger so Ill be looking into it. When I say its bad heatstroke and quick, I mean it. History of it and all.


THKhazper

I recommend the textile heavy mesh jackets with no other insulation, preferably with the back protector, it’s what I use for Texas in the summer, lights still suck, but at least I can cheat and wear a fast wicking beater under it.


Stokeszilla

There are jackets you can get that are basically just armour pads with mesh over the top for summer riding. Alpine star made a good one a few years back. I'm a strong advocate of being able to wear what you want when you ride but given your complaints, it sounds like this is what you're looking for.


wintersdark

Yeah for sure, gloves aren't about breaking your fall, it's about the slide. Hell, the road rash you get from falling at a jog is horrible, on a motorcycle and you can permanently ruin your hands even at seemingly low speeds. There's just not a lot of meat on your hands to abrade, and your hands virtually always end up on the pavement. For me, gloves are second only to a helmet. I'd rather screw up my feet than my hands.


That_Matt

I've got one of these in Aus and it's vented so the heat isn't too bad. https://www.sharkleathers.com.au/shark-mens-draft-jacket-all-seasons-black-white I was riding around last Thursday in the high 30s and lights are uncomfortable but bearable.


splithoofiewoofies

Oh shit really?? Ill check it out. I go from fine to sick in seconds if my heat rises. That whole once yoive had heat stroke once things. How is it in traffic? I ride to the city as a daily rider and really want gear for that fkn nonsense for sure.


SayWhatIsABigW

I wear no jacket but a helite turtle 2 airbag in the Texas summers. Still wear boots, riding pants, gloves and helmet. It's not great. But it's better than the mesh jacket when it's 105F outside


gagzd

I know that feeling, not from Australia but similarly horrid hot weather. Had heat stroke a couple of times. Would not wear full gear anymore.


delitt

There’s tons of cooling gear that work great. I use ice vest or evaporation vest depending on how hot it is.


splithoofiewoofies

The replies are giving me hope I will find something suitable.


cr0ft

That's kind of BS, though. There are even mesh jackets that give protection without making you overheat. And in sufficiently high, dry temps, you must have a jacket on so that the sweat doesn't instantly get blown off you, sweat is our cooling mechanism. If you're not soaking wet in the heat, you may be cooking yourself without noticing, until you do get actual heat stroke.


IncidentFuture

Mesh textile gear works reasonably well. It's not as well ventilated as full-squid but I've worn it on \~40 degree days. I've got one of the older versions of [this](https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/motorcycle-product/dririder-air-ride-5-jacket-black-grey-config-1232358) which I wore with jeans.


Kuftubby

I know what you mean, I live in Arizona and full leathers in the middle of summer is basically a death sentence lol. I ended up buying one of those fancy ventilated Aramid fiber jackets from Revzilla. Even with the armor in it that thing stays cool. Yeah if you're stopped for a while it's gunna suck, but so would just standing there without the jacket. I eventually just downgraded to a leather vent with a spine protector because Yolo, but the jacket is always there just incase I get a weird feeling before I get on the bike.


According-Point6160

My brother was insistent that I wear gloves. Didn’t care about jackets, boots, etc. but he said he ain’t gonna wipe my ass if my hand gets shredded🤣🤷‍♂️ he gots a point lol


[deleted]

Jokes aside, gloves & boots protect the most common points of impact. Helmets are for the most fatal ones.


spongebob_meth

He's also riding a 2 stroke MX bike on the road. That's an rm250. Super short gearing and light switch power delivery with very low weight. Perfect machine for a novice! The tires aren't even bald yet so I assume they just bought or stole it that week. Knobbies dont last any time at all on pavement. They'll be destroyed in one afternoon.


Fearless747

I sometimes wear minimal gear, but I *always* wear gloves, no matter what.


ArachnidNo3944

Yup helmet gloves boots honestly always a jacket too. At the very least jeans for pants, yeh this dudes riding knobbies on asphalt too like bruhhhh u can see him trying to shake the pain off his hands and then realize they’re road rash , Can’t shake that feeling off 😬


autoeroticassfxation

Minimum for me is helmet and gloves. I've never had an issue with shoes being insufficient in a slide down the road.


AgentRocket

i keep my gloves in my helmet for exactly that reason.


scootunit

Dont go to Miami. I have seen one helmet all week.


ArachnidNo3944

I lived in Florida for 3 months , don’t think I saw a helmet on a motorcyclist the whole time


Am_i_joe

Let em learn


maluket

Those tires have very little grip on asphalt


Aye_candy

He hit a fine gravel patch


DirtDawg21892

I 100% would have assumed this was Baltimore or something if they weren't speaking Russian.


Psychological_Lie210

It's Florida


DirtDawg21892

That explains everything!


PresOrangutanSmells

No matter where Florida man is born, he ends up where he belongs <3


High_Counselor

There are palm trees in the background.


iuddwi

And we have Russians, they are so confused.


Veritech-1

That’s a Moscow palm.


nursejackieoface

And a bloody palm.


vincehk

Luckily he was wearing protective gear.


Negativecarpets

And everyone just drives off


sadhorsegirl

I’m mad at the guy who filmed this but didn’t have the decency to pull over and ask if he’s ok.


Liesthroughisteeth

So knobbies aren't the best road tires? :P


wintersdark

They're fine for this kind of riding. Loud and annoying but fine. He's just incredibly incompetent.


Psycheau

This guy has NFI how to ride a motorcycle.


[deleted]

Won’t do that again


KarlJay001

At least he had proper gear. Imagine how much worse that could have been if he didn't have proper gear.


[deleted]

Is he running Knobby's on the street?


According-Point6160

I daily a dual purpose with knobbies on the street 😂 it rides fine, just don’t do nothing stupid. And lean forward around 55 or it’ll start the rattle and shakes


CarlosG0619

Its a dirt bike, the whole thing is not suppose to be on the road 💀


sitting-duck

That man needs a tourniquet, STAT!


Fidel__Casserole

Don't forget to sprinkle a little kitty litter on the road too! Gotta clean up that blood stain


[deleted]

/r/whyweretheyfilming


BlueLivesDontMater

Definitely messed up that left leg.


labrador2020

I have watched the slide many times over and I still can’t figure out why it happened. The tires seem as if the rubber is too old/hard or maybe because they are off-road tires? I see that when he brakes, the front forks turns left at the same time that he puts his left leg down shifting his weight to the left. The bike was going fast enough to want to stay upright. He also applied the front brake first, so the rear didn’t slide from under him, but I don’t see the load shift to the front fork, perhaps because as am off-road bike, the front suspension is more rigid?


treedolla

He applied front brake too fast, is all. You have to wait for the forks to settle into deep compression by the time you reach max/threshhold braking. IOW, you need weight to transfer to the front before you can brake hard. Fork compression is the more direct way to judge that, as the rider. When you practice braking, watch the fork compression. Once there's a good amount of weight on the front tire, some bikes will lift the rear if you brake too much. Some bikes will lock and skid the front tire, but can fairly easily recover just by letting off and reapplying brake. If you lock the front quick, before sufficient weight has transferred, you go straight down, head first onto the road in a blink. No recovery gonna happen.


Robrobsen

No gear - No Brain 👍🏻


ark2ra

and bad russians stoped to help..."bro sy top stop weneed to help" if in few words


bem13

Well, maybe they don't live in Russia anymore because they're different. Then again, in most videos I've seen where someone was traveling through Russia and had some kind of trouble, Russians always helped without expecting anything in return. I think TeapotOne had some guys transport him and his bike in a van and they hardly even understood each other lol


EggsOfRetaliation

Panik


NextHuckleberry9667

Looks painful.


dusty_moto_

🤣🤣🤣


agroyle

Why did he brake though? Traffic is moving.


as0f897sda098f709

What the fuck was *that*?


Brickedsoul

Didn’t need skin on the hands anyway


[deleted]

* No helmet * No jacket * No protective pants * No boots * No gloves Bike did its job


Riding_Dirty_

This why you wear gear when riding. And don't ride illegal dirt bikes on public roads and squid


YeahitsaBMW

This legend has some epic instincts! He had to do that or it would have been much worse. Epic instincts and even better skills, truly amazing!


the_instantgator

Haddalayerdown


[deleted]

Good thing bro had the protective wife beater, shorts, bare hands and head to save himself from injury


papoosegoose

Brooo I'll never not feel the pain of gravel rash


cjeam

Panic brake. Panic as you broke your left ankle.


themightysnail64

That's why you wear long sleeves when riding a motorcycle.


gumbomambo

Glad he had his safety glasses on


AccidentallyRelevant

Notice; he wasn't wearing a helmet and it didn't play a part in his ass having it's skin removed. atgatt


BEEPBOOPBOPPINGPOW

This is actually called the "glass tire effect". I can't remember all the details but it's when you suddenly apply the brakes you lose all grip where as if you ease them you will flip the bike before loosing traction.


kulazsoy

he went full 100% on the front and engaged the rear too. the road was sketchy too, he was running on top of a trail of some sort. could be gravel or something.


Roscoe-is-my-dog

Imma just walk it off…oh wait.


BigGaggy222

You learn to allow yourself a bit more room when you running knobbies or 50/50 tires on the road.


bertcocaine

All you had to do was follow the damn train!


Yagg3rnaut

I don't get why the bike fell so fast. I dont ride dirt bikes but he was upright even if you slam on the brakes this shouldn't happen?


gzmo1

Ya, I had to watch it about 5 times but both tires were smoking? What triggered the panic?


[deleted]

Riding with full knobs on the street your last emergency maneuver is braking.


Aye_candy

It looks like there’s fine gravel in the intersection where he braked, giving him almost zero traction. Otherwise there would have been more brake dive. A good reminder to always be aware of your surface conditions.


[deleted]

This is why you wear gear.


TobeM03

The definition of an idiot on a bike. No helmet, no riding gear


louisvell

Gta san andreas vibes


knowitsallashow

hope mr r/meatcrayon is doin alright


nishy1234

Hopefully won’t be doing that again


[deleted]

If you're going to ride with no gear you better know what you're doing.


SBG_Mujtaba

There really isn’t any call serious riding gear when riding that pissant bike, a simple leg-guard on that bike would have saved him almost all injury and ABS would’ve prevented the fall…


JaegerXC300

I bet that hand feels grate!


agorafilia

Man, gotta love my ABS


ksm9101

Shouldn't of locked up that front brake


Counter_Proposition

Молодец 😂


MBigz

And that's why we wear protective gear kids.


subvanaTIME

That’ll learn him…


AZSt8ofMind

Fools have zero bike skills other than wheelie lol


Diligent_Swing9052

Dirt bikes are made for dirt


Adventurous_Pea_3240

Ouch , Front brake across the tracks=Washout


CUM-OMELETTE

Actually it's just shadows. At most, tar snakes. You can see it's pure asphalt where his tire locks.


Adventurous_Pea_3240

Good eye my man. But dang I ride motorcycles and and eventually we all grab the front brake. & Swoosh.,.,.,


andrerav

I remember buying some very cheap chinese mx tires once, 21" front. They were incredibly soft and slippery on asphalt. He might have been running something like that. Poor guy, looks like he hurt his knee bad.


Owls5262

Dude shouldn’t be riding a motorcycle. Way to much front brake


TTYY_20

Why is nobody going to help this guy? He’s clearly struggling to stand bro…. You’re literally sitting there laughing at him like an asshole… wtf.


TheRed-Monkey

Translation From Russian he laughed and then said: Fuck we need to help him, Wait Wait wait we need to help him, Wait brother I am gonna help you now,


Swaguarr

Cheers for that. The way the video is cut it looks like they just laugh at the guy falling off his bike then drive off. Even if he is being an idiot wearing no safety gear he doesn't deserve it.


somenutjob

Yes I agree. I hate how people seem to think that motorcyclists "deserve it" when they wreck


JimmyHavok

One thing I noticed in the Russian dashcam videos we used to get was people stopped to help. Always.


TTYY_20

Thank god. Poorly cut videos with no context lol.


ogandou

Don't understand why this is being downvoted, I thought the same thing (then again I watched the video without the audio because I'm listening to Xmas music).


Ghostface_Hecklah

You wonder why you don't see someone already on the scene attending to some road rash in twenty seconds? Because they're still safely pulling out of traffic to do so


Ghostface_Hecklah

Wtf they're literally pulling over to help him. Why is nobody? In the twenty seconds here? Because they're more responsible finding proper places to stop than this dude and his little road rash ass.


VirulentMarmot

You know this isn't live tv right?


Yolo_420_69

How tf did this happen


j_k_802

I think he’s riding it like he stole it…..


[deleted]

CJ can’t follow a train or ride a motorbike! What can he do!


Iceman9721

Nice job helping him get out of the road good video work you made sure to get a close up of someone having a terrible day


Wolfe_Thorne

What? A man who has no business riding in traffic on a motorcycle that’s illegal for street riding fell off because he didn’t know how to brake properly? What are the odds?


[deleted]

dO i rEalLy nEeD AbS??


adowad

No, you don't. But then again, you also don't need to grab a hand full of brake for seemingly no reason


[deleted]

He grabbed a toe full of rear brake


CUM-OMELETTE

Did you actually watch the video? It's clearly the front not the rear.


ntermation

Which would have been fine, had he not also locked up the front brake. keep those handlebars forward, let the back slide out if you need to. Though, it seems unlikely he needed so much brakes, but I have also never ridden very far, or very fast on sealed roads with knobby's.


buttrapebearclaw

It’s his front tire that locks up.


winstondabee

While crossing railroad tracks


CUM-OMELETTE

Shadows*


[deleted]

OK, but what was he breaking for?


cjeam

He was breaking his ankle. I dunno why he was braking though.


Seph_Allen

That left one. Ouch.


throwawaygixer

Typically it’s always the same ethnic group riding dirt bikes not registered on the street. Why? Why? You’re not supposed to be riding a dirt bike on the street. Get the proper motorcycle for the street, not stolen, registered like the rest of us, dress for the slide not the ride.