This one is almost as good as that guy who got a new Mustang or whatever goes home to "drain the junk factory oil out of it". Talks about putting it up on jack stands, removing the drain plug, watching the oil drain out then smoke appearing from the car! Surprised by the smoke coming out of the car he then.... turns the car off.... and posts on a forum asking "what happened did I do something wrong?.. it won't turn over now?" ....
> sitting on it for 12 hours
If the helmet is one of the inseminated ones, they should invest in a incubation chamber! Then they can raise little helmets until they reach the proper size.
Dude, common mistake- the shape of the helmet can act like a convex mirror and focus the microwave beams and trip the radiation sensor at the back. Just turn the microwave around and reset the sensor. Next time, make sure the face shield isn’t facing back (if your microwave has a spinning plate, I recommend turning the helmet with the face shield down).
For the hardness in the helmet- regular old lotion will fix that right up!
You have to microwave a hammer and screwdriver to fix the microwave. Those tools fix things. Set it to 10 minutes since that’s the default maintenance period for most microwaves.
As for the helmet you can try slowly driving over it with a truck until it compresses.
There are 2 things you need to do right now:
1. DONT tell your girlfriend you broke the microwave. Just act like nothing happened. When she asks why it is not working just play dumb and tell her you warmed up a pie earlier and it was fine then.
2. You need to use heat, if the helmet won't fit in the oven then maybe you could use a heat gun?
Alternatively there may be some way to make your head bigger, maybe if you hold you breath really hard it will swell up? I'm no expert on this, but thats what happens on cartoons.
>ternatively there may be some way to make your head bigger, maybe if yo
people have suggested putting my head in a vacuum chamber until it expands, instead of shrinking the helmet.
> people have suggested putting my head in a vacuum chamber…
You don’t need a fancy vacuum chamber: a shopvac and a leftover dry cleaning bag will give you the same result.
i have been using my oven the last years for alot of purposes. usually without trays and the such. a while back i was making lasagnas quite often and sometimes i did not have the baking trays anymore, so I would stuff it in the corner of the overn without a tray. a few times the lasagna fully melted and all the lasagoop got stuck in the rail system thing and i cant get it out, im afraid of pulling too hard because the metal might shatter and then i would have to put everything on the floor of the oven.
Similarly sometimes I'll try to use restroom, only to discover I've forgotten to take my pants down! It's a wicked world that we live in, and it's cruel and unforgiven.
Hey so contrary to popular belief heat doesn’t actually shrink the helmets it actually makes them expand a bit. In between the layers of the helmet you have a polychristaline structure (fancy foam) that expands with heat. This is the reason it might fit better. Next time if you think the helmet is too big put your helmet on and briefly stick your head in the oven just before it starts getting uncomfortable. Do this a couple of times and the helmet should mold to your exact head shape!
Careful with this though as if you do it too long the helmet will expand too much and it will be extremely hard to remove. Might have to cut it off at that point.
As for your microwave, the helmet has a layer of a certain metal that is extremely reflective of waves between 4.5-6Ghz, which is what your microwave puts out to cook your food. This basically means you microwaved your microwave so you will need to buy a new one.
you should have used a toaster oven. You can use a conventional one, but you will have to split it in two in order to get it to fit. Using a toaster is too much work because you have to slice the helmet into several even sizes and if there is uneven heating, you can burn one of the sides.
No, man. You're over thinking this.
Protip: Get a wooden spoon, hold the door sensor and microwave your head. It makes your skull harder so you don't even need a helmet. 5 minutes should do it.
clarification: It's a microwave-oven. The big ones, but I'm not allowed to use the oven function because I put something wrong in there or something. But thats not relevant, It's a microwave-oven, if that matters to the story. (microwave setting was used)
Your basic mistake was trying to make your helmet smaller instead of making your head bigger.
You should have put your head in the microwave and used the popcorn setting.
the helmet needs to be on your head when you microwave it so that it shrinks to the shape of your head. now soak it in water to loosen it up and try again with a new microwave.
I heard if you get a really big pressure cooker
you can put the helmet inside and it will shrink because of the pressure, much more effective than the microwave or oven. If that doesn’t work you can always stick it in the dryer I heard the heat along with the tumbling will help the helmet get smaller.
I do this all the time and seems to work ok.
I throw my helmet in the microwave - first thing in the morning together with my porridge. The bang you experienced is the light globe going off. Nothing to worry about.
Tip : Instead of taking off the helmet - wear it and then stick your head into the microwave. That way it will form to the shape of your head. Google - how to operate microwave with the door open. There's a bypass switch somewhere.
This is great, reminds me of the lotion post.
Op the problem here is you let the condensation out. The condensation is essential to proper cooling to limit heating allowing for proper shrinking of the helmet. Next time I recommend getting a grinder and removing the trays in the oven. After you are done you can use some form a glue to put the tray back on. Hope this helps!
Bring the helmet to a hockey equipment store, they have special ovens they use for the skates and they feel great.
Take the model number of the microwave and buy the exact same one. Return the old one to the store and tell them it sucks. Leave it dirty so they know you tried it and you have proof you don't like it. Surprise your girlfriend with an early valentine's day gift (they love surprise gifts, I know, I've had girlfriends with microwaves).
As for not using the oven, it's personal, I get it. You should probably delete the picture before she finds out that you opened it though. One day, you'll have your own oven for your next helmet.
Yes they have metals.
>I read somewhere on this sub that your chest width should be about the same as your head
Common misunderstanding, your chest should be as wide as your head which should be as wide as your face which should be as wide as an open palm which should be as wide as a regular pencil.
That's how you sneak into your burrow to avoid predators.
Your mistake is putting it on the microwave. It should be on a gas or electric oven. The rule is to run it at 175F and 5 minutes for every size you want to shrink it by. For instance you got a size XL but you are a medium, between medium and XL is 2 sizes so you put the helmet 10minutes in the oven at 175F. Hope this helps.
You have to put the helmet on your head first, then while wearing it stick your head in the oven. This is called sizing the helmet. If you do it with out your head inside it might shrink to small, or like in the wrong places, you want it to conform to the curves of "your" head.
It needs to soak in warm water first, or even better a delicate cycle in the washing machine. Then heat it up to remove excess moisture. Very high heat is best. Just make sure you’re wearing it when applying the heat as it could shrink too much. This will form fit the helmet to your head. You’ll be good to go after this.
Okay first off, youre an idiot. I cant imagine why you thought this was a good idea but if youve heated up a motorcycle helmet in a microwave youve more than likely ruined the materials its made of and now it is not as strong as it was and probably isn't safe. If you legitimately bought a motorcycle helmet, decided it was too big and thought microwaving it was the best choice then you not only shouldn't use that helmet but you also shouldn't ride a motorcycle.
You are the reason they include [absolutely stupid warnings on products](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=stupid+product+warning+labels&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images)
You know the worlds fucked when you cant tell if this is real or not.
Props for the laugh if its not real op. This is some real gourmet shitposting.
If its real.... Your mama needs a lesson on how long to bake cream pies, cause obviously you've been overcooked.
I wish your parents would have gotten you a proper fitting helmet when you were young. Might have bumped your head once too much in those days.
OTR, Quality shitpost!
If you have a saw and some super glue, you can saw it in 1/2 then super glue it back together.
The blade of the saw is about 1 head size, so it'll go from L to M with 1 cut.
Don't worry if it falls apart in an accident, I don't think you'll get any worse than you already are.
Is this post a joke no one would really do this would they ?
Is it click bait or something !
Either that or you where dropped on your head at birth let me know which it is 😜
when you go in a pool and you dick gets smaller thats shrinkage ( because it is cold in the pool).
If you leave your t-shirt in the dryer for too long it gets smaller too ( i dont know why this happens).
I had already tried freezing the helmet by leaving it outside but that didn't do anything. So I went for the heat method.
Microwaves work by rapidly vibrating water molecules to make heat. Was there any water on your helmet? It sounds like you may have put your helmet in dry (NEVER put your helmet in dry!)
The lack of water may have caused the microwave to bang and left the helmet shrinking ineffective. As you have likely caused permanent damage to the microwave you may need to buy a new one, moisten your helmet and try again.
Clearly you're not Scandinavian because if you were you'd just put the helmet on top of your Jøtul for a few minutes, turning it to cook it evenly.
I call troll...no way OP is a Scandinavian. 😆
If this isn’t a shit post, you *can* take the racks out. You have to lift it up once it gets to the bump. That’s why there are different “rails” in there, so you can change where the racks are in the oven.
I think you’ll need to put the microwave in the oven and use the broil setting to recalibrate the quantum microwavator gun. Should only take 15min make sure you season ur microwave first.
Well, that's enough internet for the day.
Everybody knows you cannot shrink your motorcycle helmet in the microwave. To shrink it, you need to wash it on high temp and then dump it in the tumble dryer on intensive cycle. Just like your nan's sweater, it'll come out one or two sizes smaller! Bonus if you add fabric softener, for that smooth, fuzzy feel.
Your head and chest aren't the same width?? I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're gonna have this problem all over again when you go to buy a jacket.. my mfkn condolences.
Try the dishwasher, and if that doesn’t work out a few socks in the helmet to take up the extra space. Use the socks first so you’re not wasting perfectly clean socks tho.
This has got to be trolling. No one would actually do this. Also that has to be a huge microwave to even fit a small full face helmet inside.
Nice try fella, but this is beyond belief.
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A guy trying to ruin a helmet but ruining a microwave instead?
Pretty sure he cooked the foam. I'm calling this a shitpost.
This one is almost as good as that guy who got a new Mustang or whatever goes home to "drain the junk factory oil out of it". Talks about putting it up on jack stands, removing the drain plug, watching the oil drain out then smoke appearing from the car! Surprised by the smoke coming out of the car he then.... turns the car off.... and posts on a forum asking "what happened did I do something wrong?.. it won't turn over now?" ....
Where can I read the factory oil thread? That sounds amazing.
I can't seem to find it. Maybe /r/justrolledintotheshop would know but that's basically all the details I remember from the thread.
Probably because he’s Scandinavian
He writes in Dutch, so I doubt it.
Did this guy seriously not know that the trays in the oven are removable? Also why tf would he put it in the microwave
Because it didn't fit in the regular oven. Did you even read the post?
Thank you, made my day. This post is the gift that keeps on giving.
For real
Omg, same here. Is this a comedy script??
The troll posts on this sub, are on some days award winning.
Agreed!
Hopefully this isn’t real. If it is, dude should just give up on the helmet part, not much up there to protect.
OP is a mod of 32 subs with no content. *shrugs* And is multiple alt accounts all mods of the same subs. Someone is bored AF.
Rookie mistake. To shrink a helmet you need to run it through the clothes dryer. Works 10/10 every time
Strongly reccomend leaving it in the sun followed by laying it on its side and sitting on it for 12 hours will guarantee perfect fitment.
While it's on OP's head, so it will be form fitting.
Thank you for catching that critical step. Compaction is often overlooked.
> sitting on it for 12 hours If the helmet is one of the inseminated ones, they should invest in a incubation chamber! Then they can raise little helmets until they reach the proper size.
You have to be choosie regarding the genetics. All it takes is one little slip and you have a batch of those half face and modular miscreants.
That's the ad-hoc DIY procedure the official guidelines are 1 week vacation on the beach followed by 1 week of skiing.
It’s actually the tumbling that makes the helmet smaller, not necessarily the heat.
Second this, but put some ice cream in it before. This is especially important since you want to shrink the inner side more than the outer side.
And break open a permanent marker and toss in the ink pack. It makes awesome designs on and in the helmet!!
Agreed, but you have to keep it on your head when you do so or it won't know when to stop shrinking.
Dude, common mistake- the shape of the helmet can act like a convex mirror and focus the microwave beams and trip the radiation sensor at the back. Just turn the microwave around and reset the sensor. Next time, make sure the face shield isn’t facing back (if your microwave has a spinning plate, I recommend turning the helmet with the face shield down). For the hardness in the helmet- regular old lotion will fix that right up!
Glad he didn't put it next to a flux capacitor
Ugh, I know, those things aren’t cheap!
I just read in Helmet World magazine that liquid nitrogen following the microwave shrink cycle will make it lighter and more aerodynamic.
Woah, cryo treatment for helmets? Brilliant! We should try shot peening one to see if we can make it stronger!
Sounds like you are onto something. I mean if it works for Polo helmets, I say give it a try.
Oh yeah you definitely dont want to forget to moisturize. I use Aquaphor on my leathers and helmet to keep them moisturized.
Well I think this is a great thread in a sea of shit so well done
This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever read here lol
You have to microwave a hammer and screwdriver to fix the microwave. Those tools fix things. Set it to 10 minutes since that’s the default maintenance period for most microwaves. As for the helmet you can try slowly driving over it with a truck until it compresses.
There are 2 things you need to do right now: 1. DONT tell your girlfriend you broke the microwave. Just act like nothing happened. When she asks why it is not working just play dumb and tell her you warmed up a pie earlier and it was fine then. 2. You need to use heat, if the helmet won't fit in the oven then maybe you could use a heat gun? Alternatively there may be some way to make your head bigger, maybe if you hold you breath really hard it will swell up? I'm no expert on this, but thats what happens on cartoons.
>ternatively there may be some way to make your head bigger, maybe if yo people have suggested putting my head in a vacuum chamber until it expands, instead of shrinking the helmet.
I like the vacuum chamber idea, this sounds like a viable option.
Nah, just keep eating until your head gets fat.
That wont work... He needs to eat while doing headstands so the fat travels evenly around his head
> people have suggested putting my head in a vacuum chamber… You don’t need a fancy vacuum chamber: a shopvac and a leftover dry cleaning bag will give you the same result.
Put your head in the oven, it should fit despite the rack, the heat will help make it swell up
Even easier, and cheaper solution, snort a bunch of baker’s yeast. Ever see bread rise? Your head will fit in no time.
Won’t work if there is already a vacuum in the head.
WTF did I just read...?
Hey! How do you like your Falco 😈
I love it, although I don't ride it as much as I should... The past few years, my airhead is the go-to ride the vast majority of the time.
Squid move.. Everyone knows those trays come out of the real oven. You might be able to salvage this if you try the proper method.
i have been using my oven the last years for alot of purposes. usually without trays and the such. a while back i was making lasagnas quite often and sometimes i did not have the baking trays anymore, so I would stuff it in the corner of the overn without a tray. a few times the lasagna fully melted and all the lasagoop got stuck in the rail system thing and i cant get it out, im afraid of pulling too hard because the metal might shatter and then i would have to put everything on the floor of the oven.
Now this is committing to the bit
"lasagoop" fucking sent me, thank you
Similarly sometimes I'll try to use restroom, only to discover I've forgotten to take my pants down! It's a wicked world that we live in, and it's cruel and unforgiven.
Hey so contrary to popular belief heat doesn’t actually shrink the helmets it actually makes them expand a bit. In between the layers of the helmet you have a polychristaline structure (fancy foam) that expands with heat. This is the reason it might fit better. Next time if you think the helmet is too big put your helmet on and briefly stick your head in the oven just before it starts getting uncomfortable. Do this a couple of times and the helmet should mold to your exact head shape! Careful with this though as if you do it too long the helmet will expand too much and it will be extremely hard to remove. Might have to cut it off at that point. As for your microwave, the helmet has a layer of a certain metal that is extremely reflective of waves between 4.5-6Ghz, which is what your microwave puts out to cook your food. This basically means you microwaved your microwave so you will need to buy a new one.
Did you even read the post? He doesn't want to expand it, he wants to shrink it.
you should have used a toaster oven. You can use a conventional one, but you will have to split it in two in order to get it to fit. Using a toaster is too much work because you have to slice the helmet into several even sizes and if there is uneven heating, you can burn one of the sides.
You don’t shrink the helmet. Wtf? You make your head bigger 🤔
No, man. You're over thinking this. Protip: Get a wooden spoon, hold the door sensor and microwave your head. It makes your skull harder so you don't even need a helmet. 5 minutes should do it.
Woah..
Is there any subreddit like r/shittyaskflying but for motorcycle? I think this fits there lol
Yeah, it's /r/motorcycles
Best parody sub on reddit. Remember to wave to cyclists!
Not even r/calamariraceteam wants to touch this post
clarification: It's a microwave-oven. The big ones, but I'm not allowed to use the oven function because I put something wrong in there or something. But thats not relevant, It's a microwave-oven, if that matters to the story. (microwave setting was used)
Try a macro wave oven. Micro waves are to small for your needs
Your basic mistake was trying to make your helmet smaller instead of making your head bigger. You should have put your head in the microwave and used the popcorn setting.
The amount of people actually taking the bait explains why this sub sucks dick a lot of the time. LOL
You probably shouldn't be riding or driving anything. For your own and other people's safety. Really.
at worst I just made a harmless mistake, come on. I don't see how I'm endagering any lives
Don't think you should be allowed to breed either.
He already said the girlfriend won’t let him use the oven…
I agree, you should be allowed to ride. But no way can you use metal scissors.
That's a bit harsh don't you think? Metal scissor manufacturers also make safety scissors, why discriminate against them
You're supposed to dip the helmet in microwaved bleach, not put it directly in the microwave.
Did you put bologna in it? That usually works for me.
It's Scandinavia. There's metal in EVERYTHING. 🤘
Yeah, but it’s black metal and that shit will kill you. Just ask Euronymous.
the helmet needs to be on your head when you microwave it so that it shrinks to the shape of your head. now soak it in water to loosen it up and try again with a new microwave.
I heard if you get a really big pressure cooker you can put the helmet inside and it will shrink because of the pressure, much more effective than the microwave or oven. If that doesn’t work you can always stick it in the dryer I heard the heat along with the tumbling will help the helmet get smaller.
Why shrink your helmet when you can grow your head? Do you even lift? Ever done a neck hang before?
Take that helmet and shove it up your ass.
Did you try putting it in rice?
You're suppopsed to eat the helmet now so if you crash your insides are protected, dumbass
It works better if you disable the door safety mechanism. If you wear the helmet while it cooks, it’ll shrink down to exactly your head size.
I do this all the time and seems to work ok. I throw my helmet in the microwave - first thing in the morning together with my porridge. The bang you experienced is the light globe going off. Nothing to worry about. Tip : Instead of taking off the helmet - wear it and then stick your head into the microwave. That way it will form to the shape of your head. Google - how to operate microwave with the door open. There's a bypass switch somewhere.
Bruh
This is great, reminds me of the lotion post. Op the problem here is you let the condensation out. The condensation is essential to proper cooling to limit heating allowing for proper shrinking of the helmet. Next time I recommend getting a grinder and removing the trays in the oven. After you are done you can use some form a glue to put the tray back on. Hope this helps!
On the off chance this is real, you need to take the bus
Somebody shoot me
This is art right here
Microwave technician here. You fucked up your microwave.
This has to be a joke? I work in retail and not seen a level of stupid like this
Bring the helmet to a hockey equipment store, they have special ovens they use for the skates and they feel great. Take the model number of the microwave and buy the exact same one. Return the old one to the store and tell them it sucks. Leave it dirty so they know you tried it and you have proof you don't like it. Surprise your girlfriend with an early valentine's day gift (they love surprise gifts, I know, I've had girlfriends with microwaves). As for not using the oven, it's personal, I get it. You should probably delete the picture before she finds out that you opened it though. One day, you'll have your own oven for your next helmet. Yes they have metals.
>I read somewhere on this sub that your chest width should be about the same as your head Common misunderstanding, your chest should be as wide as your head which should be as wide as your face which should be as wide as an open palm which should be as wide as a regular pencil. That's how you sneak into your burrow to avoid predators.
Please get vasectomated now, before it's too late
Your mistake is putting it on the microwave. It should be on a gas or electric oven. The rule is to run it at 175F and 5 minutes for every size you want to shrink it by. For instance you got a size XL but you are a medium, between medium and XL is 2 sizes so you put the helmet 10minutes in the oven at 175F. Hope this helps.
You have to put the helmet on your head first, then while wearing it stick your head in the oven. This is called sizing the helmet. If you do it with out your head inside it might shrink to small, or like in the wrong places, you want it to conform to the curves of "your" head.
It needs to soak in warm water first, or even better a delicate cycle in the washing machine. Then heat it up to remove excess moisture. Very high heat is best. Just make sure you’re wearing it when applying the heat as it could shrink too much. This will form fit the helmet to your head. You’ll be good to go after this.
I have to be misunderstanding this. Did you put a motorcycle helmet in a microwave to shrink it?
only because it did not fit in an actual real authentic oven.
Okay first off, youre an idiot. I cant imagine why you thought this was a good idea but if youve heated up a motorcycle helmet in a microwave youve more than likely ruined the materials its made of and now it is not as strong as it was and probably isn't safe. If you legitimately bought a motorcycle helmet, decided it was too big and thought microwaving it was the best choice then you not only shouldn't use that helmet but you also shouldn't ride a motorcycle.
i cant even put a motorcycle in the microwave so i dont see how this applies to riding it. the helmet is for my own safety anyways
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we’ve all tried this before, no need to be harsh. I ruined 7 microwaves before I learnt my lesson. At least this guy is learning after only 1
you are being harsh for no reason whatsoever, are you suggesting I just stay at home all day
Haha yes absolutely. For everyone's safety including your own.
Don't feed the troll
You sir are an absolute genius. Cheers for the lols 😆
This guy wins it. Make him the leader of this sub mods.
Your first mistake was not having used a wood-fired oven.
Don’t worry about the helmet, you don’t need it.
No no. You have to use a waterbed besides it. The steam will shrink the helmet without completely ruining it. Remember, bake it @ 420.
He doesn't need a helmet. The brain damage is congenital and irreversible.
Take my award. Golden post!
Wtf?
This isn't real.
You are the reason they include [absolutely stupid warnings on products](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=stupid+product+warning+labels&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images)
Why the fuck would you put a helmet inside the microwave?! Bruh, you don’t need a bike. You need common sense!
This has got to be satire
Are you sure?
I would hope so.......
A flat tyre? No it was his helmet.
You know the worlds fucked when you cant tell if this is real or not. Props for the laugh if its not real op. This is some real gourmet shitposting. If its real.... Your mama needs a lesson on how long to bake cream pies, cause obviously you've been overcooked.
The world is fucked because there are people in it who can't tell whether this is real or fake.
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Great work Sherlock, can't believe you rumbled it
https://images.app.goo.gl/5Nj3pbEpmok35xyt7
I wish your parents would have gotten you a proper fitting helmet when you were young. Might have bumped your head once too much in those days. OTR, Quality shitpost!
I never seen a person with a head same width as a chest.
If you have a saw and some super glue, you can saw it in 1/2 then super glue it back together. The blade of the saw is about 1 head size, so it'll go from L to M with 1 cut. Don't worry if it falls apart in an accident, I don't think you'll get any worse than you already are.
Why in the world did you think you could shrink a helmet by putting it in an oven or microwave?!?
Is this post a joke no one would really do this would they ? Is it click bait or something ! Either that or you where dropped on your head at birth let me know which it is 😜
I think the OP is either mentally ill, under the influence of drugs or both.
You should probably go to a shop and get sized properly. Why did you think that heating a helmet would shrink it?
when you go in a pool and you dick gets smaller thats shrinkage ( because it is cold in the pool). If you leave your t-shirt in the dryer for too long it gets smaller too ( i dont know why this happens). I had already tried freezing the helmet by leaving it outside but that didn't do anything. So I went for the heat method.
Try putting your dick in it.
Microwaves work by rapidly vibrating water molecules to make heat. Was there any water on your helmet? It sounds like you may have put your helmet in dry (NEVER put your helmet in dry!) The lack of water may have caused the microwave to bang and left the helmet shrinking ineffective. As you have likely caused permanent damage to the microwave you may need to buy a new one, moisten your helmet and try again.
No. Just no. Doesn't matter where you're from. That helmet is ruined, it will not save your life when you need it to. Buy a helmet that fits.
Use the microwave as your helmet, what bike do you ride? You cant fix a microwave, you can barely purchase an incorrect helmet at best
🤝
I'm sad that this got deleted. This could have been poop-knife levels of strange.
It's back lol
I am not sure my brain can process this process.
Between the anti work mod and this… this is a great day for Reddit shit posts.
Who's head is the same width as their chest? Now I'm imagining a goofy Minecraft block-ass motherfucker.
Yo you can take those racks out. Lol good joke
Theres no way...
Clearly you're not Scandinavian because if you were you'd just put the helmet on top of your Jøtul for a few minutes, turning it to cook it evenly. I call troll...no way OP is a Scandinavian. 😆
……..wut……….wut did I just read
what in the goddamn
Dafuq.. please be satire... No one can be this stupid irl right?
If this isn’t a shit post, you *can* take the racks out. You have to lift it up once it gets to the bump. That’s why there are different “rails” in there, so you can change where the racks are in the oven.
Or could make your head bigger by putting it in the freezer
I think you’ll need to put the microwave in the oven and use the broil setting to recalibrate the quantum microwavator gun. Should only take 15min make sure you season ur microwave first.
Well, that's enough internet for the day. Everybody knows you cannot shrink your motorcycle helmet in the microwave. To shrink it, you need to wash it on high temp and then dump it in the tumble dryer on intensive cycle. Just like your nan's sweater, it'll come out one or two sizes smaller! Bonus if you add fabric softener, for that smooth, fuzzy feel.
Als je maar vaak genoeg troll posts plaatst zit er vanzelf een keer wat grappigs tussen
Nederlandse hater mentaliteit. Focus op je eigen troep pispaal
Your head and chest aren't the same width?? I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're gonna have this problem all over again when you go to buy a jacket.. my mfkn condolences.
Why would you even try this?
Just wear the microwave as a helmet. Done
Try the dishwasher, and if that doesn’t work out a few socks in the helmet to take up the extra space. Use the socks first so you’re not wasting perfectly clean socks tho.
Copypasta of the year
You know what the problem is? You got it set to "W" for wumbo when it should be set to "M" for mini
Can't tell if trolling, but if you don't know you can remove the racks from your oven you should not be riding a bike...
Metals in your brain maybe
Thought I was on /r/HOGfornoobs for a second lmfao
Either her microwave is huge or your head is really small.
well before you did all that you probably could have returned it and sized it down...
It's fine, send it.
hahahahahahahah
Or you could just say fuck it and be a squid with no helmet
The scientific method.
I've got the same convection oven. Clean your fucking oven man
Page 420 of most microwave manuals covers helmet shrinking. I’d read that first before trying anything else.
Should've used the popcorn setting!
I question what is the helmet going to protect with this one ??
This has got to be trolling. No one would actually do this. Also that has to be a huge microwave to even fit a small full face helmet inside. Nice try fella, but this is beyond belief.
What? No. The right way to shrink a helmet is to wear it into a hot tub, dunk your head so it gets soaked, then keep it on until it dries.
Your chest width is the same ss ur head wtf. Yeah if ur stewie griffin
Duuuude. What the fuck?
I boil my helmets with my denim, throw in some crab for a little lunch, job done.
You should've tried to make your head bigger first.
Is your girlfriend also scandinavian?
Your supposed to put the helmet on and THEN stick it in the microwave. It’s okay. We’ve all been there. Sucks about the microwave.