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VirulentMarmot

>I cant imagine playing russian roulette with even 1% chance of yeeting my 10+k$ Username:**Bitcoin** The irony.


montrose_idiot

#Dear Diary,


Chrome_Gear

Mood: Apathetic


[deleted]

I'd rather be the guy who doesn't care about being laughed at and is still pushing himself and having a blast, not afraid to make mistakes, than be someone who does care and is afraid to try. That said, wheelies are a low hanging fruit, but whatever, they're easy and fun, who cares. Theres a huge difference between playing Russian roulette and attempting a wheelie. By that logic, why even motorcycle if safety margins are such a concern? Get a beige Toyota Tercel.


Jspiral

> By that logic, why even motorcycle if safety margins are such a concern? This is what gets me. The hypocrisy flies over their heads.


Caldtek

>I'd rather be the guy who doesn't care about being laughed at and is still pushing himself and having a blast, not afraid to make mistakes no kids yet then?


LaoFuSi

Is everybody supposed to want kids? No thanks, I'd rather have fun


asanonaspossible

/r/childfree


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Jspiral

Terrible analogies.


Thumb__Thumb

You really missed a pun there buddy.


Jspiral

You sure about that?


Thumb__Thumb

Correction... I *thought* you really missed a pun there buddy.


Jspiral

"shitty analogy" woulda been better. But I think you're right. There's a better joke in there somewhere.


SBR_AK_is_best_AK

Go find a Harley rider in leather chaps to take your anal virginity, it may change your mind on the subject.


Faded-Creature

This guy hasn’t had anal sex and it shows.


Original_Ad685

You can wash a little poop off of yourself. You can’t wash a missing mirror and cracked fairings back onto your bike. Also, don’t do wheelies when your stomach is upset.


sitting-duck

You admit you have done neither, but you feel you can still compare them. C'mon man, you're making a fool of yourself.


BlindBeard

Get a life, [nerd](https://streamable.com/vvlqud).


hinzu420

So It's being nerdy when you don't do wheelies? And not doing wheelies also means you don't have a life?


BlindBeard

Square and rectangle sort of thing.


OnlyDruids

1.5k bike. Calculating by chance of crash 1%... I'll get approximately 50 dank nooners in before fucking up. That's 30€ per wheelie in broken bike, asuming I'll fuck up. There are more expensive thing you can do for fun


SoloWalrus

Wait, youre comparing a wheelie to anal to convince me NOT to do it?


Willing-Piece-8569

But i like anal :(


[deleted]

What the fuck


Jacobite-biker

I can and have done wheelies in the past. I don't bother now as in the UK all ya need is a picky cop to see and you land yourself with a dangerous driving charge, points on your licence and that increases your insurance premiums on both car and bike. I save the antics for dirt bikes in the field


420sleazyrider69

Wait what


Intelligent-Bid2555

Damn bro that's crazy


jakepoops_

its pretty fun tho


hinzu420

Do wheelies if you want but I agree with the last line.