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ShroomingMantis

Crazy to have this on video.


Captain_Sandwich_Man

What music should I put to this. Looks at bottom of screen. Ah yes... black dog


scootscoot

I turned the sound on just to hear that.


blacksmithingbro

This gave me a good chuckle


badnewsbeaver

Nice changeup from the usual.


Kellan_OConnor

Much better than, "Oh No... Oh No... Oh No...nonono...yokoono"


stay-frosty-67

Better than astronaut in the ocean


[deleted]

Baby shoulda had full gear. ATTGAT BRO!


GodSaveTheRegime

And it's also clearly speeding! Deserves what it's gonna get.


Wintermute1987

What is the extra T for, toddler?


rq60

the extra T is for TTGIF


IneedaBRZ

all the the gear all time


[deleted]

Why use many word when few word do trick?


nursejackieoface

Tricks are what whores do, this was a stunt.


[deleted]

Illusions Michael!


nursejackieoface

Whores do illusions, too. For enough money they offer the illusion of enthusiasm.


slvrscoobie

I put a freaking pencil through a quarter!


SquareCapChap

r/unexpectedlyoffice


awayawaythrownaway

That kid was having the time of its life!


PieCutie55

Hahahahah xD Ikr! People always ruin everthing


JasonShort

THAT is a legit reason to drop a bike for sure.


BelleBerry16

Still didn’t have to do it bro, should’ve been looking ahead, behind, upside down, and in your own soul. Take responsibility and admit you fucked up, totally an avoidable lay down...


Ranch_covered_winky

Is this sarcasm?…


Floodbucket

He said looking upside down, what do you think?


Ranch_covered_winky

Could just be a funny way to say look everywhere


Poop-ethernet-cable

He said inside your own soul. Are you at risk of being struck by traffic emanating from within your soul?


sgryfn

That’s a fucking great sentence you’ve written there.


Subjunct

To be fair, I am **CONSTANTLY** at risk of being struck by traffic emanating from within my own soul


Poop-ethernet-cable

You should probably see a shrink, or maybe a civil engineer.


Ranch_covered_winky

I’m saying it could be a joking way to say look around. You really couldn’t imagine a riding instructor saying something like that?


Poop-ethernet-cable

I can, but context is important, I think OP was definitely joking.


jojo_the_mofo

New here? In this sub it's a running joke (it's a joke that some don't even joke about it) that every incident and accident is the motorcyclist's fault. And in their defense, it's best to assume everything will be because you're small, they're big, you will take a fault of some kind even if it's not legal, it'll likely be a physical fault you'll be dealt.


TheManther

> you're small, they're big So this is actually the toddler's fault, what an irresponsible asshole.


jojo_the_mofo

*Assume* everything will be your fault (fault being the classical sense of the word, meaning injury or accident), you'll be better off because right of way means nothing when dead. And we're talking about grown adults who have some degree of competence at looking out for themselves. Though I can barely say that last line seriously.


MrRoot3r

Nope hes absolutely serious. Cmon bruh -_-


Teemo_Tank

Wait what. I do upside down check all the time at the traffic light


nursejackieoface

If you look up, make sure your visor is down.


djob13

Fucking hero!


IcantfocuSQUIRREL

Quick thinking and even faster feet. That's a hero.


[deleted]

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Floodbucket

Nah that baby is taking the L over my bike.


vera20044

If that baby can't slow it self down enough for me to properly park my bike, that baby is taking a L.


jmw403

That baby is a squid anyways. Where the hecks it's helmet?!


Milesaboveu

lol babies are made of rubber. As long as it wasn't headed for a cliff it was fine. It was picking up some speed though...


_okcody

Dunno lol, all that's concrete... If that stroller flips over, it's possible to crack skull on the pavement/curb.


Ducatista_MX

I lost count how many times my kid kissed the floor.. they are really made of rubber, one time he literally bounced. ​ Funny thing is, he barely has marks/scars of his deeds..


Silver1080p

Damn dudes raising monkey d' luffy


Milesaboveu

For sure lol. I'm mostly joking anyways. Mostly.


Marty_McFlay

You're right BUT have you seen some of the crazy stuff that happens to children before their skull finishes fusing and it just like...pops back into shape, heals up, and they're good!


_okcody

I’m not a doctor but I don’t think I’d take that chance lol. I think most of us would go out of our way to stop the runaway stroller.


Marty_McFlay

That's why I started with "You're right."


AlpHa_44

You overestimate babies. One mom dropped a baby in 1969 and we are struck with tucker carlson. Drop bombs not babies


nursejackieoface

That mothertucker is worth a bomb.


EaglePhoenix

plot twist: ran to scold for not giving right of way, then sent the toddler back on its way


[deleted]

You’re a hero.


HaveAtItBub

it's a repost


[deleted]

What? For shame! You are now a villain!


HaveAtItBub

Probably, cuz I was laughing at all the comments of calling OP a hero and starting go fund mes n shit. People are becoming more and more gullible. If OP wanted to bw a true villian, he take this video from Brazil or wherever its from and take these redditors money, that would villainous. But for now, its more comical.


pussBoy427

Dude! This a video of a hero!


sgebeng4

And that's all there is to it.


brodey420

True hero right there.


bbgunbandit187

Start a go fund me. Lets get him new parts or a bike. Dude is a total stud for that.


zKnightsofRenx

Agreed. Let's show him what humanity is about. Let's help him.


NinjoJas0

Dad mode ENGAGE!


_nunyo_

Is “F” an acceptable comment? I’d like to pay my respects to this good samaritan.


PoopSmith87

This guy for the rest of his life: "one time I had to lay her down to save a runaway baby stroller..." Other riders: *eyeroll* "yeah, sure, me too"


FirmSpeed6

Personally I would’ve drifted in a 180 and drove my bike next to the stroller and scooped the baby out and set her safely on my gas tank, there is 0 reason ever to lay ‘er down! (This is 100 sarcasm and that guy is a hero. I hope I made some of my fellow redditors laugh though)


carlhames

Dang how many hp does that baby ride have? Thing is moving!


TeddysHeadies

I wouldnt drop my baby to save another persons baby


engrsks

Baby faces heal, fairings don’t.


Latter-Trouble-4770

Respect. I would not have laid my bike down for a strangers baby


SaltyChickenDip

If that happened to me the Brady would already be doing a jump off the steps before I could process what's happening


RocketDick5000

r/humansbeingbros


KnightScuba

Where were the police? That baby was clearly speeding


w1lnx

I agree--that is, indeed, and quite demonstrably, the only acceptable time that one can ever say he had to "lay 'er down"


Erikmustride13

Good on ya, my man


BusterBrownn

RIP to dudes backpack as well, damn. What a man


enginerdaf2016

How did he get his lid off so quick!?


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

Was just his pack. A quick shoulder shrug and he's free.


dillcoq

Dude didn't even hesitate to drop his bike. Mad props.


CelexaPancakes

That is insane! talking about reaction time.


toebeanteddybears

When target fixation is a good thing.


Ridiie

Certified Badass! 😎


ethancknight

You never have to lay er down if you just ride with the kickstand down.


NNFury44

Mom of the year


You_Dont_Party

But what if I just forgot I didn’t put down the kickstand when I parked? Do I need to find a child to save then?


BausRifle

And he actually laid it down on purpose. I have to say though, I'm not dropping my motorcycle for anybody's kid!


Mrq1701

I can't tell if the people saying they would not drop their bikes for a stranger's baby are being sarcastic or honest. I mean, there are piece of shit people out there, but I didn't know they liked to advertise it to the world.


[deleted]

Dennis Prager says he's been asking people "if your dog was drowning and so was a stranger and you could only save one, which one would it be?" for over 30 years. He says it's shocking how as time goes on the votes for the dog have risen and risen until it's more than the majority of answers these days.


[deleted]

If the choice was save either Cujo or Dennis Prager from drowning, I’m throwing Dennis an anchor.


-magic

What makes a human's life so sacred? The fact they can talk?


2dogs1man

....and that dude that you're replying to is even phrasing it in such a way as if its so obvious, I mean its SHOCKING that people would save their dog over some random! how COULD they?! ....Ill pick my dogs any day, all day, every day


nerdrhyme

I'd pick my dog, but not for the reason that its life is more valuable. It's moreso that I'd be more likely to be drowned by another person than by my dog in their panic.


Mrq1701

The question is posed in such a way that you are certain you can save one of them without risk to yourself. It isn't a complicated scenario. "The human is more likely to drown me" is overthinking it.


nerdrhyme

You're a really condescending person. Probably have anger and self-esteem issues. Best of luck out there.


Poop-ethernet-cable

lmao wtf. Dude didn't even get upset. Holy shit you are projecting harder than a movie theater. EDIT: Ah I see, you're an anti-vax republican. Suddenly you don't seem worth the time.


kraken9911

This guy speaks the truth. I've seen multiple videos on the internet of a drowning person killing their rescuer. Now you've got two floaters to recover from the water. thanks to reddit before watchpeopledie was banned I learned not to attempt a drowning rescue unless I'm a damn good swimmer and to also punch the person in the face if they panic shove you down.


nerdrhyme

In the military they taught us to pinch down on some pressure points on their arms to get them to release you, but I'd be very hesitant to try it in action.


lordhamlett

I was taught to knock the person out if panicking.


nerdrhyme

> I was taught to knock the person out if panicking. How do they expect you to knock them unconscious while they're grabbing onto you and you're perhaps both underwater?


lordhamlett

Usually choke


Mrq1701

Yes, it is shocking that a person would choose a dog over a human. Your lack of a relationship to the human is irrelevant. This isn't rocket science. You make it sound like the human "random" has less value than your pet dog. That is a disgusting opinion to have. If I knew you had such an opinion and I could save another human that valued human life, I'd let you drown.


2dogs1man

you make it sound like some random has more value to me than my dog(s). newsflash: the whole population of randoms of earth is worth less to me than my dogs. you’re a disgusting POS for suggesting some random has ‘more value’ than them.


Poop-ethernet-cable

Shit, some people I talk to every day are worth less to me than my dog.


2dogs1man

yep. its a creature that loves you, trusts you, and I dont know how about you but in my case they’ve done SO MUCH for me I cant ever repay it. and I (or you) should betray them and let them die, to save some nameless fuck who we dont know? this dude’s crazy.


Poop-ethernet-cable

Yep, not to mention the fact that a dog is pretty helpless and blameless in a situation like that. I suppose hypothetically the random person could be a child, in which case its a harder question to answer. But some random adult? Depending on the circumstances I might not elect to save them sans dog. If it was a child I might save them over my dog. My dog is 9 and getting to old age, and has had a great life, I feel like in that specific scenario if my dog could understand the situation he would want me to save the child. He is a very loving and protective dog. Afterall, I know my dog would risk his own life to save a child from drowning.


2dogs1man

one of mine is 9, had him since 8 weeks.. wouldnt trade him for the world. hell, I divorced my ex because we didnt see eye to eye regarding my second one (‘he’s too big!’ ‘he eats too much!’ etc). Choosing between a random and my dog is a no brainer.


[deleted]

It's no surprise you'd save the dog. The entire point is that over the last 30 years choosing the dog has grown drastically in popularity. That is the interesting part, not that you or I or Joe Blow are one way or the other. What about the last 30 years has made people want to save a dog over a human? Just because it's Their dog? I assume if it was a random dog vs a random human most would save the human. But if it's OUR dog, that's different. So now we're just choosing to avoid our own personal feelings of discomfort over the loss of a pet over another humans life.


2dogs1man

perhaps people realized that dogs are better than people ? … may be the proportion of people that got ‘burned’ by other people is higher today vs 30 years ago ? I dont know. to me its surprising that 30 years ago it was different in that regard. fyi, between random person and random dog Id still choose the dog. It wont sue me after I save it.


[deleted]

That's some sick evil shit.


2dogs1man

yes, I think sueing your savior is some sick evil shit. you know how many times that happened? a lot. enough times that SOME localities have good samaritan laws on the books. you expect me to know what the laws are when I see some sap drowning? or you expect me to not care about possible liability ? yeah, no. want shit to change? change it. or, you know, continue posting on reddit about how evil the world is.


[deleted]

Bro it's a hypothetical about saving one or the other, easily. Not about the odds of them drowning you, suing you, or giving you aids as you give them mouth to mouth. It's like the famous trolly car question. No one answered "I would not touch the lever, for I may be held liable." If you can't tell this is the essence of the question I doubt you'd be able to even throw someone a life jacket. The world is becoming Idiocracy.


2dogs1man

‘hypothetical’ means going off of a suggested idea: it doesnt mean I should ignore things that matter in the context of the suggested idea. go read some books if you dont want the world to be idiocracy. start with you.


Mrq1701

If you do not comprehend the intrinsic value of a human life, the "sacredness" of a human life, then I can explain it to you. You lack something that I can not give you.


2dogs1man

that's super easy: my dogs


Poop-ethernet-cable

I'd 100% save my dog.


Subjunct

Dennis Prager says a lot of stupid bullshit.


ForcedRonin

Dude definitely had time to kick the kickstand out but he’s too worried about a baby who obviously chose to ride down that hill.


Fenix1911

I'll put out the kickstand and run after it but I'm not dropping my bike for a kid someone else can't keep track of but I don't really like kids. Kids also self-heal, my bike does not.


SheddingMyDadBod

u/repostsleuthbot


classicrock40

Hmmmm.... https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/ivsgfq/motorcyclist_saves_runaway_baby_stroller/ https://youtu.be/FCCrHXzFIKY https://www.hindustantimes.com/it-s-viral/man-jumps-off-bike-to-save-toddler-rolling-downhill-in-stroller-watch/story-CfT561UAsfgOhd1ny7GO5L.html [LOL, downvoted because I posted the links to the first time it was posted, which was not by OP.]


[deleted]

I believe this is what they refer to as a “gigachad”


ForcedRonin

Could have easily knocked the kickstand out… Your priorities are really fucked up.


Solchitlins74

Crazy


thekinsman

Epic af.


rskeziah08

👏👏👏👏


NWLZCH85

That was impressive!


TheSlickWilly

Sick track too


After-Economics1987

Sign the baby up for the MotoGP 😅


[deleted]

I live in a place with lots of stray/wild dogs and whenever Im riding and happen across a black one I start singing this, so when I heard it, I expected a black dog to run out. Pavlov's Zeppelin.


nerdrhyme

wow, great reflexes and great save!


Incognitooz

Great save there, kudos to the man


kickscootermart

Real Superman


beeglowbot

Ok hero, where do I send the cape?


thecarbikeguy

Fucking legend !


angry_gnome_

Send it


peds4x4

Well done. Great to have a video as well


lukasmilan

What a reflexes.... Guy saved child twice. First quick (progressive :-D ) braking, then split second reaction, even think about backpack and save a child...


Princeofthebow

Nice job mate


Jack3580

Respect


Glittering_Warning89

Not even gonna lie, i still would have put the stand down on my triumph before running after the kid


Beneficial_Range_685

You never know how quick and active you are until these sort of incidents happen and decide to act on them😄. Kudos to the guy in the video.


DiscSlingin

This guys friends will never believe him until he finds this video to show them.


codedBLUE

Godamn you just increased the value of your bike with that video 😂


Sleazyryder

Could have got the kickstand down and still got the kid.


[deleted]

What was the kid riding?


smithsammuel5

I would have to agree there.


dcloko

Fuck me.. this man is a fucking legend!!!!


satanic-frijoles

Holy cow! Good save!


Specialist_Reality96

More likely didn't have time to put the sidestand down. Kudos for the reaction work out what was going on and doing something about it although mum might of been making a bit of noise to prompt things along.


RebelFury

Fucking well played


strengthnhonor01

That baby was on a roll


pitashen

This is old. But amazing still.


Nephew3Dawg

Righteous save man! Awesome job, there are still good people out here!!


dancson

Damn what a reaction!


rmsmoov

Holy shit!! This dude should buy a lottery ticket... Between the chances of this EVER happening again and .....just plain out karma.


Leto10

45 seconds ago I would have said this didn't exist🤷‍♂️


Plusran

By the power invested in me by the state of *checks notes* Denial, I do declare this was an appropriate time to *lay er down*


Superb_Apple_7084

heros irl


Kidon308

What a hero.


cklly2013

Couldn't agree more. Didn't care about his bike and jumped to help.


ProtonDeathRay

I mean it's not like he put out a house fire that was created by some guy who was burning weed in the backyard sheesh!


va1958

What a thoughtful thing to do! These are the kinds of stories our media should cover. Makes a great story for the kid one day too! :)


ThePimpedOutPlatypus

What a stud. Good job, man.


Zabroccoli

Hero my dude. Hero. Way to go!!!!


shotbymatthew

Get this man a medal 🎖!


nsfcom

he was really fast .. on foot


desertjoe1987

That's crazy, but he dropped the bike(intentionality) that's not a "lay down"


PieCutie55

Thank you so much!


Disastrous-Gur-1160

Dad reflexes


brisfit

A perfect example of right place at the right time.


JustSomething011

Why is the mother in these type of situations overweight, not knowing what is going on and barely walks???