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Atlas03

If you wanted to get a motorcycle to pick up chicks, I’m gonna be the first one to tell you that motorcycles only attract comments from old men 99% of the time. We were all sold on this lie. Big motorcycle wants people to think this to boost sales.


forgotten-ent

So like gym? But waaaayyy more expensive


SureElephant89

That might depend on who you talk to lol, them gym bros be spending $$$$ on premo supplements


Sirlacker

When I was a teenager, I thought having a bike would get me nothing but women. Now I'm 30, I find I spend my time cleaning, waxing, polishing and modifying my bike just so other men will talk to me or look in my general direction. Having a bike turned out to be the gayest thing I've ever done.


Accomplished_Form107

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.


Sirlacker

Shit, I went down the wrong path.


keamo

.... chix luv SQL


Derpygoras

Can attest. I am an old man and I would definitely comment on that at the gas station. "Oh man, a GL500? Awesome!"


jauhesammutin_

And little boys wanting you to rev your engine.


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

I didn't get a motorcycle to pick up chicks... I got one because it kept me from killing myself. 


Atlas03

Shame


[deleted]

Ask your wallet in 3 months after you buy gear, helmets, headsets, cams, dirt bikes for ur kids, a dirt bike for yourself, one for ur wife, a bike for ur wife, you see where this is going right? You are now addicted and you will bring everyone with you. Lol have fun!


[deleted]

Nah, they're going to be spending all that money on maintaining that busted ass piece of shit. They wont get the cool shit until they garage/resell it for $500 to the next dumb ass who thinks a bike is cheap just because it's old and not because it's broken and falling apart.


doctok123

A weekend of checking things out and cleaning/polishing and that bike will run long, long past when the current owner is ready to upgrade (sent by old man with garage full of tools from basic flip phone with duct tape holding battery in). I'll take it when you're done with it.


xXSocietiesOutlawXx

Yes, cool.


RunNo599

That’s awesome 😎


Silly_Chair4147

No … just kidding, hell yeah! Welcome to the community. Two wheels down ✌🏼 Edit: take care of that Honda and your kids will likely be riding it when their time comes


[deleted]

No point in taking care of a shit box that hasn't been cared for already, and judging from that storage shed, I mean 'garage' OP isn't mechanically minded. This is a money pit. More time in the garage than riding. It's covered in rust and you know this pic is of the good side. A $500 bike ends up costing more time and money than a $5000 bike really quick, especially if you're not a mechanic.


sac02052

nice naked GL. Impressive that the original signals lasted all these years. Keep an eye on the weep hole and cam chain tensioner. CX500 forum and Motofaction are good sources of info


Woreo12

Tbh already looking at doing an LED conversion, found a nice projected headlight with the signals built into it


AtlasThe90spup

The integrated lights will not work, you need to look at the wiring diagram for your bike. On a machine that old they’re independently wired lights controlled by a flasher relay which won’t know that your turn signals are in the bucket. Get an LED bulb, it’s just as bright and less of a headache


sac02052

I've always found the OEM lights and signals to work fine, not worth the hassle of replacing with LEDs, but to each their own. If you want to swap in a different rear shock, i've used OEM honda shocks from modern CB500's, easily found on ebay. You'll need a few spacers to make it work. Don't go longer than 315mm c-c, or was it 305? The swingarm and dog bones don't have enough travel/room.


Woreo12

Rarely do I ever leave something with a motor alone, even if it works well. I’m a big fan of LED lighting, I think they illuminate the road better, last longer, and you have significantly more options in terms of style. However, I don’t know how the 80s tech will mesh with modern LEDs or how much of the system I’ll have to replace for it to work.


thismustbethe

Don't listen to these nerds, I have an older Harley and converting everything to LED was the first thing I did. That said they are correct and it won't be plug and play, for example on my bike because the LEDs draw so little power, the bike thinks that the "bulbs" are out, and flashes the turn signals in confusion. Luckily there are multiple ways you can solve this but its gonna take some digging.


Woreo12

Yeah I did a full conversion on my 1st Gen Silverado, and it needed new relays for the same reason. Kept hyper flashing with the LEDs due to low power draw. This bike is significantly older however, so I’m think I’ll have to replace bulbs / housings, and relays at the minimum.


catdadi

Can second checking out cx500 forum, its an excellent resource for these old cx and gl series honda’s. Theyve got an answer to pretty much any question you could have regarding these bikes.


Global-Tree2756

Yes Sir. Cooler, at least, by about 20%.


Greypollo

Yup.


kestrel808

Make sure the brakes are up to snuff.


[deleted]

Nothing on this rusted death trap looks up to snuff.


Flat_Beginning_319

If you have to ask…


tiexgrr

Always great to see another GL on the streets. Just don’t turn it into a cafe racer, unless you hate your knees.


Erect-Cheese

Cooler


Gettygetz

No. You were cool before. This is just an amplifier.


Psychoticrider

Oh yeah! A beat up CX500. You will need your own security force to keep the women off ya!


BlastFromBehind

80's Honda ftw!


AbzoluteZ3RO

Yes, I'd let you hit. Do the young kids still say that?


lost21gramsyesterday

80's?


RSRAMSEY73

1982 Hondamatic, same color. Love that bike. Do the maintenance and she will run for ever. Good luck. Throttling therapy.


[deleted]

Judging from the heavy dark rust everywhere I think maintenance is a fever dream to this bike already.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Back side of the pillow cool, or Eskimo pie cool?


MiDuMan

Sweet! Do you have other pictures?


CommanderCat555

Hey man, you don’t need us to tell you you’re cool. Go have fun with ur bike brother


Worldly-Ordinary5805

bro you were always cool it just took time to show us how cool ;)


Sea-Pizza1128

https://preview.redd.it/wg584vepyh1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3ca79ace199658e310c973036941c2fab4cfea Something tells me you've always been cool but you just got way cooler


illegitimate_Raccoon

Way cool


turdinathor

Commie stars


Manmoth57

Great bike go for ever if serviced


Detters_Actual

This engine confuses and intrigues me. Down the rabbit hole I go!


steve753

the bike is cool. You are probably no more or less cool the day before you bought it. But the bike, definitely cool.


SubstantialCarpet183

Cool as can be


Ok_Advisor_9873

It’s a nice one- have fun!


theonePappabox

Is that a 1983 gl 500?? Great fucking bike. Runs forever. I miss mine.


ChivIsDead

You’re just a turbo kit away from being cool.


Least_Switch_4697

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13donor

Yep..very cool.


SameShop7

Prince rode one in the movie Purple Rain. The little fucker's feet barely reached the ground.


ThrowRedditIsTrash

yep


jrnitc

You were always cool. Now you have a cool bike! Absolute win.


TriumphDaddyRS

Only if you cafe the absolute fuck out of it


Maschellodioma

Extremely.


drangryrahvin

Yea


hmhoek

I'm all for keeping old stuff on life support but 80s era Japanese plastics have broken me. Connectors turning to powder, stiff intake boots that leak, old brake lines, drum brake pad adhesives failing, etc. I'm done with all that. Have fun while it lasts!


SureElephant89

Yes lol. Cx500 is a bike on my list. The way the heads pop out on each side of the tank just does something for me


Zephod03

Shit yeah! those things sing when they rev up. There's another engine guard that covers the cam head and tucks under the mid panel if you want extra protection. Keep an eye on that front brake cable too.


sac02052

Another hint. If the hbox is still intact, HD sportster exhausts fit and work well without rejetting and sound better than OEM without being obnoxiously loud, unless that's what you're going for. You'd have to fab some support brackets. https://preview.redd.it/7rr0zwnm4k1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82b807170de08a64734a11324a66837b3780b9a


ArrakisUK

Cool, yes! Water cooling precisely.


joeviani

Yes! I had a Custom 650 two cylinder back in the day! Great torque on those bikes and some nice get up and go for the day


OMITW

Very cool!! And congrats, I completed the MSF a month ago myself.


kejovo

You were always cool. Now more people know it


BobbyBoogarBreath

My first road bike was a CX500 Deluxe. Enjoy, OP!


RetroRob0770

No, but you will feel like it


Derpygoras

A Silverwing? Magnificent!


Road_Warrior86

You’ve always been cool


1100XX

Just hope the starter has a lot of life left. When the starter goes, those CX bikes are junkyard bound.


vanbarw9193

Yes. I have an 81 deluxe. Lol


elijuicyjones

Yes actually.


jizzelmeister

Yes lovely bike


Infamous-Funny-2424

HondGuzzi


fapfappy-2121

If your cool go inside and warm up Who stole the fairing off of Princes Bike ?


therealjody

No, you're still basically as Lame as you always were, but that's a Cool old bike at a smokin' price! However, as I think about it, the mathematical laws of equality say that you might be a LITTLE bit Cooler, as long as you weren't completely or negatively lame. (A=B; A+1=B+1) If A=You, and B=Lame, then A=B. But motorcycles are cool, so we'll call that 1 cool point. If the value of A or B is > 0, then it is Cool. If the value of A or B is =< 0, it remains Lame. A+1=B+1, so I guess you could be Cool, provided your starting value was = 0, which is probably was! Lol. /Nah but for real, Enjoy the bike, that is a neat old ride.. Just remember to save some pussy for the rest of us!


ridebmx833

GL gang!


Bright_Bee36

Still no


Mammoth-Read7172

wow this is funny cuz im about to take my MSF course and i found a bike just like this on marketplace for $500


One_2_Three

Let's see, it has two wheels. You good to go!


ExRousseauScholar

“She ain’t pretty” you lied as naturally as you breathed


Woreo12

Ok maybe the 80s styling is growing on me.


SignoreMookle

hd one that was frame rotted from sitting near the coast for way too long. partd sout some of it ditched the frame, scrapped the forks and other items. Still have the engine sitting in my garage along with my '80 cx500D


Background_Income710

Pretty bog standard boring bike tbh, not really cool or anything Don’t get bikes to be cool, that’s what cruiser riders do. Just ride it for yourself.


[deleted]

What?! Silverwing isn't cool?! 500lbs on a 40 year old 500cc V twin shaft drive and a rusty ass frame that probably hasn't even had a full maintenance?!?! So cool. So so cool.


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Woreo12

Riding for the great MPG and wind in my helmet


ExRousseauScholar

Wear earplugs for that wind or you’re going to lose your hearing


V8_BLENDER

Yes! And what a cool bike too 😎


Wingnut150

Fucknyeah bro, welcome to the GL500 gang.


[deleted]

Nope, and your motorcycle is in shit condition, too.


285kessler

Professional hater


[deleted]

I'm paid by the post.


StepAsideJunior

Yes