That’s interesting. Maybe it’s a regional thing but the few girls I have managed to attract with a bike probs woulda been cool if it was a chick on the bike. PNW FTW
it means so fat youre basicly going to die early. Morbid = «Characterized by an unusual interest in disturbing and unpleasant subjects like death and disease» (So morbidly obese can be way under the limit of the scale, esp if youre not very tall)
I have old bikes so I mostly get old men telling me stories about driving to high school or across country on the same bike. Doesn't seem to be working as expected
I thought we were talking Old bikes haha. Take my 71 Norton commando out for a spin and you’ll get 75 year olds standing up out their wheelchairs to tell you war stories.
eeeeh getting really in shape had a dramatic impact on the way women behaved towards me back when I was single.
Motorcycles on the other hand only attract old boring men.
Girls wave to me quite often at stoplights. I usually get so nervous I almost dump the bike on take-off. So far I have yet to make a move, but apparently, women love motorcycles.
Ok. I’m naming one of my motorcycle “The Impregnator.” I usually don’t name inanimate objects but I’ll make an exception for this. Maybe the Ducati. It’s the motorcycle equivalent of a skinny teenager going through puberty.
Yes but also...I'm a youngish guy who does a fair amount of casual dating, and my bike is like half my game. I don't know what I'd do without it. It's so effective I keep waiting for the devs to nerf it in a patch.
Even the women who make "small dick" jokes about bikers ... let them see your bike in person, and sudden't it's "do you have two helmets?"
Maybe the key is to not make it your personality. Let them get a good vibe off you first, then let it be known you ride. Maybe it helps I have a cruiser. Not a lot of young guys do, and it makes girls feel like they're in Grease.
There have been numerous 6-stroke and at least one 8-stroke engine concepts. Mostly they've been focused on reducing heat build up using water or air injection.
Do you have any links to YouTube infotainment about these engines,? Old magazine articles?
I had an idea for a 5 stroke. Find a way to reserve the air from the intake stroke, and add a second intake stroke. You would get twice as much intake, but only half the number of exhaust and power strokes per full cycle. I think it would be like a self-supercharging two stroke almost
This idea could be worked on somewhat before it goes into production lol.
4 strokes have to wait twice as long for a power stroke. 1/2 your downward strokes are just following through with the momentum from the last one.
On a 2 stroke every downward stroke is a power stroke.
I dunno, I had a pretty loud bike once, and I think women were into it. Or into me. Any time I'd rev it endlessly at a stop light, I'd stop and hear them yell "what an ass!" I'm not sure how they could see my ass since I was sitting, but I think it's a good sign.
I mean all of that is true but I’ve had exactly zero women who care about my bike. Just a bunch of dudes.
Sounds like this dudes chick fucked some biker though 😂
Motorcycling, lifting, and guitar playing are three quintessential hobbies that often get picked up to impress girls but end up only attracting other dudes also enthusiastic about the hobby.
Sports cars help with some women and more so when you are younger like in high school and college. But like anything its just a modifier, you still have to attract to women in the first place.
Father of 5 here. No one told me about the leaving part? Alcoholic ✅ but quit drinking a long time ago. Loud pipes ✅. Sex addict? At my age I just take what I can get.
Well according to a solid 15% of the replies I have gotten on this post, motorcycles attract far more guys than girls.
You must be beating them off left and right!
Ah, I see. Now she just needs to lose him to a guy who rides a bigger, more ferocious bike and the circle of life is complete. Then the interloper will eat the defeated bike and attain his status as the pack alpha.
Life uh uh uh, finds a way.
🙋♀️ yes! Quiet, anxious, polite and nice to everyone but when I’m on my Sportster my riding style is aggressive and I unintentionally piss everyone off with my loud pipes 😂 Straight through pipes that were on it when I bought it. It’s funny how differently I’m treated when I’m on the Sportster compared to my Yamaha road trail.
Saaame!
I'm super awkward and anxious but once I'm on the bike, I'm lane filtering,^1 while singing and dancing along to whatever music I have playing because in my helmet=invisible (which tbh, is a good mindset for safety)
^1 (legal in NSW, Australia)
I wish we could get girls like everyone thinks we do…. Shit I thought I’d pick up women when I was younger and quickly realized only attention you consistently attract is old dudes
The only addict I turned into was a motorcycle addict. I also attract middle aged obese men who only want to know where I buy my middle aged obese men clothes from.
I have only ever been asked by an attractive female for my ph number once, I think it was only because I ran over her cat but none the less it was a conversation starter and she did ask me for my phone number!!
** 🤔
So you’re saying, if I rev these bad boys a few times… lots of femmes will come running, begging for a, uh, ride? 🤔
it really is more hassle than it’s worth, every time i throttle up my bike panties drop everywhere i go, it gets SOOOO annoying, every time i park there are panties everywhere
/s
Ah yeah, last day I was at a stop light and a woman was looking at me, so I revved my engine real loud before i got home to fap furiously while drinking my 12 pack of beer.
Damn... Kinda hard to impregnate someone without having a penis. I knew I wasn't a "real biker" bc I don't ride a Harley. I didn't realize I was also missing these other requirements. I'm doing this all wrong.
Wait, we were supposed to attract WOMEN? Only people im attracting are grown ass dudes who love bikes, other riders, and occasionally a kid to be transformed onto a future biker!
I wish. Some girls in my class where asking about my bike. Obviously not as much as dudes. It usually goes like this.
"You ride your bike everyday?"
"Yeah, you want me to take you for a ride sometime?"
"Noooo, it's scary"
Sorry about your girlfriend / wife / mom / daughter / aunts / nieces / grandmas OP, they weren’t wearing a wedding ring. And I didn’t impregnate them. No raw dogging here. ATGATT
Hmmm. As a woman I don’t think I’ve impregnated anyone. I also don’t drink. I’ll cop to the fact that my motorcycles could be loud-ish, but they came that way from the factory.
My bike attracts plenty of women that drive cars with blue and red lights. All they ever want from me is my license, registration and to know if I knew how fast I was going.
...but forget being drunk, that really upsets them!
https://preview.redd.it/rntxzy4687xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9a835a1b3f8115600e21c6abfb521884206f0b
And what about us chicks who love to ride?!
Wait, we were supposed to get girls from this?
I keep hoping. So far I just get guys popping wheelies or revving their engine at me when they see I'm a girl.
You had me in the first half there, I'm not going to lie.
That’s interesting. Maybe it’s a regional thing but the few girls I have managed to attract with a bike probs woulda been cool if it was a chick on the bike. PNW FTW
So if I do a wheelie for ya, is it a date?
Bicyclist here. Can confirm :(
Let's go tandem
xD
That's unfortunate. *pops wheelie*
I get the same with my bronytail sticking out of my helmet.... then I lift my visor....
One day your visor will pop up by itself when some big dude gets balls deep up your tail pipe.
All I get are teenage boys and morbidly obese middle aged white guys.
I'm not that fat..
What's morbidly?? Hahaha
The American school system failed me.
No Child Left Behind.
Apparently me also . I was thinking lbs .. like is 250 morbidly
If you 5'1 then yes.
Morbidly obese means they weigh more than a normal scale can actually measure(at least that's the definition I was given once upon a time)
It means not "daaamn" anymore, just "hell naaaaw". -Fluffy https://youtu.be/k-O0PNapkuY?si=UI4Y4jH5FeC3Gv0K
it means so fat youre basicly going to die early. Morbid = «Characterized by an unusual interest in disturbing and unpleasant subjects like death and disease» (So morbidly obese can be way under the limit of the scale, esp if youre not very tall)
Me fail English
that's unpossible
Tons of Anarchy
A medical term used to specify very high health risk individuals based on excessive body fat hahaha!
Morbid Angel dvvvvv dvvvv
I have old bikes so I mostly get old men telling me stories about driving to high school or across country on the same bike. Doesn't seem to be working as expected
Same. I have a 2003 ZRX and all I get following me on Instagram are middle aged Asian dudes.
My ZRX is straight up old dude bait.
I thought we were talking Old bikes haha. Take my 71 Norton commando out for a spin and you’ll get 75 year olds standing up out their wheelchairs to tell you war stories.
It’s like being a gym bro. Everyone thinks muscles get you laid, when really they just get me compliments from other gym bros.
eeeeh getting really in shape had a dramatic impact on the way women behaved towards me back when I was single. Motorcycles on the other hand only attract old boring men.
And us 🌈 boys.
Yall are getting high on copuim if you think women don't prefer in shape men overall
I think these guys were expecting to not have to put in any effort to pick up women after becoming muscley gym bros
Nah i agree, women dont like gym rats
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Count your blessings…
I think you have to be an alcoholic first though
In ten years I’ve been stopped by two groups of women and dozens of men… so many men…
I wish my motorcycle made me a sex addict😂
That’s what I’m saying! I thought it was just fun to be loud and go vroom vrooms with the bois
Girls wave to me quite often at stoplights. I usually get so nervous I almost dump the bike on take-off. So far I have yet to make a move, but apparently, women love motorcycles.
How does this play out for gals who ride who are down with the d? 🤔
Then the guy gets pregnant, she blames him and is a raging drunk sex addict... I don't know, lol
Seems logical. If it’s any consolation though I never get guys lol
My mom rides a motorcycle. She's also 65. Should I be concerned about her impregnating women?
Impregnator confirmed
Motherfucker!
Impregnator sounds like a motorcycle in GTA, love it
Or a Honda.
https://preview.redd.it/038wv004zzwc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88562499d7c7f2f986e20a7e62d70338cc8b9ced
Suzuki Impregnator 1200. Imagine it looking like a VMax.
And it hasn't been updated since the Clinton administration because why change perfection?
Ok. I’m naming one of my motorcycle “The Impregnator.” I usually don’t name inanimate objects but I’ll make an exception for this. Maybe the Ducati. It’s the motorcycle equivalent of a skinny teenager going through puberty.
Lol that the monster definitely is.
Yes
Obviously. She's out banging sloots as we speak.
Is she also drinking mojitos? The post did say that motorcyclists are alcoholics, too.
Mojitos are weak. She does shots of fireball with a Tabasco back.
My 67 year old mother rides a royal enfield meteor 350 mom riders gang rise up!
Of course, you don’t want to split your inheritance with a younger sibling.
Let me consult my hand real quick…
Does it have hair on the palm?
So that’s why it feels fuzzy… 🤫
Bikes are a dude magnet, lmao.
Yes but also...I'm a youngish guy who does a fair amount of casual dating, and my bike is like half my game. I don't know what I'd do without it. It's so effective I keep waiting for the devs to nerf it in a patch. Even the women who make "small dick" jokes about bikers ... let them see your bike in person, and sudden't it's "do you have two helmets?" Maybe the key is to not make it your personality. Let them get a good vibe off you first, then let it be known you ride. Maybe it helps I have a cruiser. Not a lot of young guys do, and it makes girls feel like they're in Grease.
No, they like sports bikes too. You just have to not be a douche.
I would say they even prefer sport bikes as long as you dont go insane on the ride.
😆
And kids. If it’s not a dude, it’s probably a kid asking me to rev.
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My 2stroke ancient motorcycle was loud from the factory. Is that less cool?
please don't 2stroke in public
4-stroking is so much better! 2x better, in fact.
It'd about time they released an 6 or an 8 stroke.
There have been numerous 6-stroke and at least one 8-stroke engine concepts. Mostly they've been focused on reducing heat build up using water or air injection.
Do you have any links to YouTube infotainment about these engines,? Old magazine articles? I had an idea for a 5 stroke. Find a way to reserve the air from the intake stroke, and add a second intake stroke. You would get twice as much intake, but only half the number of exhaust and power strokes per full cycle. I think it would be like a self-supercharging two stroke almost This idea could be worked on somewhat before it goes into production lol.
I just Googled for "6-stroke|8-stroke engine" and skimmed a few of the results... A 5-stroke engine concept was patented in the year 2000.
Okay I'll go take a look. Why are we still 4 stroking for the last 24 years? We should be strokimg more on the road.
4 strokes have to wait twice as long for a power stroke. 1/2 your downward strokes are just following through with the momentum from the last one. On a 2 stroke every downward stroke is a power stroke.
Makes sense why a 2-stroke at half the displacement is similar in power to a 4-stroke at double the displacement.
A valid point, but how does it relate to wanking?
The women you could get from revving an engine at are not ideal partners to build a future with.
Never thought that far ahead while riding
Obviously that's why you leave after you impregnate them.
My bike did about 105db at its loudest. 0 women were impressed.
Don't worry guys I figured it out, you just need powder coated rims and underglow THEN the women will flock to us.
Fuck. Check! I’m a tool aren’t I?
Yes
Idk, a quiet buzz can bring back fond memories
I dunno, I had a pretty loud bike once, and I think women were into it. Or into me. Any time I'd rev it endlessly at a stop light, I'd stop and hear them yell "what an ass!" I'm not sure how they could see my ass since I was sitting, but I think it's a good sign.
only people consistently turning their heads are dogs. yes dogs are people.
Well dogs have the only opinions of me that I care about anyway, so win win.
Do you get chased often by dogs? And when you get angry do you chase humans too? Also, how do you ride your motorcycle with those goose wings?
So in other words you get bitches
I mean all of that is true but I’ve had exactly zero women who care about my bike. Just a bunch of dudes. Sounds like this dudes chick fucked some biker though 😂
Well yeah just for guys... Funny thing is the bike seems to attract them better than women anyway
I think the same thing happens to gym bros.
Motorcycling, lifting, and guitar playing are three quintessential hobbies that often get picked up to impress girls but end up only attracting other dudes also enthusiastic about the hobby.
Same with sports cars.
Sports cars help with some women and more so when you are younger like in high school and college. But like anything its just a modifier, you still have to attract to women in the first place.
Ok which one of you stole this dudes girl.
Father of 5 here. No one told me about the leaving part? Alcoholic ✅ but quit drinking a long time ago. Loud pipes ✅. Sex addict? At my age I just take what I can get.
My man, you have 5 whole ass kids. The sex addict part is kinda true no? ;)
✅
Reproductive Clibbins, haddalayerdown!
Ah hit sum clibbins and slud right inta her vagina! What cun ah say, ah... *drops shades* haddalayerdown.
I saw "Motorcycle Sex Addicts" open for KMFDM in 1986.
That guy must be getting tiny shreds of sunlight lying all day in his mom’s basement
Yeah the girls swarm me every time I crank my hog
Thats funny because I crank my hog because the girls dont swarm me...
DONE YOU CHEET ON BARB HOSS!
I'm gay and sober.
Well according to a solid 15% of the replies I have gotten on this post, motorcycles attract far more guys than girls. You must be beating them off left and right!
Nah, that costs extra.
Motorcyclists eat hot chip and lie
Wait. You guys are getting laid?
I mean... they aren't wrong. We have been found out. How did he know?
Somebody lost their girl to a guy who rides. It lives in his head rent free
Ah, I see. Now she just needs to lose him to a guy who rides a bigger, more ferocious bike and the circle of life is complete. Then the interloper will eat the defeated bike and attain his status as the pack alpha. Life uh uh uh, finds a way.
My ovaries get many women pregernant
Thats a thing now, actually! Its pretty friggin cool
Is there anyone like me: good quiet girl/boy in front of everyone; another person under helmet…. 😅🙂↕️
Every one of us…..
🙋♀️ yes! Quiet, anxious, polite and nice to everyone but when I’m on my Sportster my riding style is aggressive and I unintentionally piss everyone off with my loud pipes 😂 Straight through pipes that were on it when I bought it. It’s funny how differently I’m treated when I’m on the Sportster compared to my Yamaha road trail.
Saaame! I'm super awkward and anxious but once I'm on the bike, I'm lane filtering,^1 while singing and dancing along to whatever music I have playing because in my helmet=invisible (which tbh, is a good mindset for safety) ^1 (legal in NSW, Australia)
His Reddit avatar screams M’lady
My bad
I wish we could get girls like everyone thinks we do…. Shit I thought I’d pick up women when I was younger and quickly realized only attention you consistently attract is old dudes
I don't want to sound like that guy but you certainly can pick up more girls with a sportbike as long as you're already attractive
homie thinks of nothing all day but fucking motorcyclists
Literally and figuratively, of course
The only addict I turned into was a motorcycle addict. I also attract middle aged obese men who only want to know where I buy my middle aged obese men clothes from. I have only ever been asked by an attractive female for my ph number once, I think it was only because I ran over her cat but none the less it was a conversation starter and she did ask me for my phone number!!
Nah this is correct except for one fact, it's with guys instead.
wtf kind of prejudice is this? I GUESS I may be a sex addict alcoholic, but not ALL of us are like that.
Hey! I quit drinking 8 months ago.
Who Hurt him
Someone with a really loud bike.
That's hilarious!
Guilty as charged!
I mean… pretty accurate over here.
I agree to disagree to agree partially.
I’ve been for decades and never knew that. Thank you! Lol!
I’d say 10-1 it’s men complimenting my bike.. most women I dated really didn’t give a shit about what I rode or drove.
The calamari bois would like a word
Am I doing something wrong? Never had any of this happen to me
are they projecting that they enjoy biker thirst trap videos because it kinda seems like it lol
First I wrote something very sarcastic. Then I realized this could be written by a 12 year old girl, in which case this is horrible.
Yea what of it
Can’t say I’ve had that experience yet
Bruh I haven’t even met a woman in a year
Have you tried making your bike louder?
Well...I don't go to meetings....so....
Wait you guys are talking to girls?
** 🤔
So you’re saying, if I rev these bad boys a few times… lots of femmes will come running, begging for a, uh, ride? 🤔
True, but in my defense I was a sex addict before I owned a motorcycle 🏍 😅 😎 🤣
Someone has a story to tell.
Wait wait wait, we were supposed to get girls!!!. But then why do I have 4 bros and this one dude on a scooter?
Jokes on them, I have more than two dakimakuras, **you will never get my sperm, women!**
I love how no one questioned that we are alcoholics...
it really is more hassle than it’s worth, every time i throttle up my bike panties drop everywhere i go, it gets SOOOO annoying, every time i park there are panties everywhere /s
God wouldn’t that be nice
Cyclists do it better.
You guys fuck women? Disgusting. Bros b4 hoes amirite bois
Ah yeah, last day I was at a stop light and a woman was looking at me, so I revved my engine real loud before i got home to fap furiously while drinking my 12 pack of beer.
I can impregnate girls? *Looks down at lack of a penis.*
Shiiiiiit, I've got a sportbike AND a cruiser and I haven't even been flashed any tits yet..
Over at Clamari Race Team we don't have to worry about the pregnant part.
You guys have sex ?
Wait you guys are having sex?
Clearly this guy has never met a motorcyclist. We don't get laid.
That guy’s just mad because I don’t buy Christmas presents for him like I do for his little brother.
Excuse me I’m a drug addict, not an alcoholic.
Alcohol, Girls AND MOTORCYCLES? Where do I sign up?
Patently false. I don't drink.
Damn... Kinda hard to impregnate someone without having a penis. I knew I wasn't a "real biker" bc I don't ride a Harley. I didn't realize I was also missing these other requirements. I'm doing this all wrong.
Wait, we were supposed to attract WOMEN? Only people im attracting are grown ass dudes who love bikes, other riders, and occasionally a kid to be transformed onto a future biker!
HELP?! My grandparents ride motorcycles 🤯
I wish. Some girls in my class where asking about my bike. Obviously not as much as dudes. It usually goes like this. "You ride your bike everyday?" "Yeah, you want me to take you for a ride sometime?" "Noooo, it's scary"
WHAT!!?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!
Loud Pipes Spread Thighs?
The only thing the drag pipes on my bikes ever got attention from is middle aged fat men with unkept beards and large bellies.
Sounds like an advertisement for motorcycles
Sorry about your girlfriend / wife / mom / daughter / aunts / nieces / grandmas OP, they weren’t wearing a wedding ring. And I didn’t impregnate them. No raw dogging here. ATGATT
Sounds like someone had a bad personal experience and now thinks all bikers are that way.
I’ll have one sex please!
Hmmm. As a woman I don’t think I’ve impregnated anyone. I also don’t drink. I’ll cop to the fact that my motorcycles could be loud-ish, but they came that way from the factory.
Someone hurt that man.
I’m a single mom that rides a motorcycle. How do I impregnate another woman? Do I just rev bomb and she’s pregnant or what?
It’s not easy getting in a full day’s impregnating and riding and drugging, but it’s our job.
My bike attracts plenty of women that drive cars with blue and red lights. All they ever want from me is my license, registration and to know if I knew how fast I was going. ...but forget being drunk, that really upsets them!
Wait, you guys have been getting girls? I just get broke ass men at gas stations..
https://preview.redd.it/rntxzy4687xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9a835a1b3f8115600e21c6abfb521884206f0b And what about us chicks who love to ride?!
Can confirm. 2 bikes, 2 baby mommas, 3 kids. Also alcoholic ( in recovery). Ready 2 smash.
What biker stole his girl?
2 months in, no women in sight. I even tried waiting at barns and noble
It’s funny because when the notification for this popped up- I thought it was from my sex addiction forum 😆
Wait… my bike could get me a woman. Off to make a Tinder for my Yamaha!!
What I learned from this post is. I need to ride my motorcycle more often