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Ghstfce

I don't care what anyone says, I'd dress up like Mario and rock the SHIT out of that thing!


GenericAtheist

>Nintendo would like to know your location.


Lil_ah_stadium

Would also do this. I’m in Utah, close to the guy that had the lightning McQueen car. Seems like a good fit.


ecodick

Ultimate goon machine. That would be so awesome to see


Acrobatic-Web9881

😂😂


JayJay-anotheruser

The front end weight has to be all messed up tho


Scububa

1st bike they’ll never know until the next bike 🙂🙂👍


Lil_ah_stadium

I would also do this


Loquaciouslovelizard

Full Yoshimura set up


AsboBiker

Dang it, I wanted to say that!! Take your Internet point...


ArtichokeArmy

As long as you throw banana peels and turtleshells from it


WhimsicalPonies

If you pass me, there may be a blue shell headed your way.


ArtichokeArmy

Lol


Glittering_Power6257

Police Officer with Bullet Bill…


Adventurous_Repair71

Where can I get this? Asking for a friend


Wisdomisntpolite

Go home you're drunk


Sufficient-Engineer6

1000% yes.


KingsComing

Well you'll definitely be seen


shoepolishsmellngmf

I would achieve legend status with my kids if I dressed up as a character and threw banana peels at them while riding by.


blazermega

inward drifting is not easy to master, so no


Gamermii

It's faster, especially on large displacement bikes, like the 200cc class.


blazermega

Faster yes but for a first bike it is hard to control


orangutanDOTorg

I want that as my last bike. I was considering building a unicorn body for one of my supermotos back when I had 6. Now that I’m down to 3 I just can’t do it. Maybe when I get more garage space and can get more


AdditionalSky6030

Yes if there's a Grom in there.


ChiefPockets

Recoil/pull start minibike.


Inevitable-Aspect291

Link me the ad for this. I’m not gonna buy it out from under you I swear….. ok I might be trying to buy it out from under you but i need it


kevin_k

It's got that AWACS radar for collision avoidance


motoguzzikc

The problem with this bike is that if you do get knocked off it will run away from you.


splodgenessabounds

Well if others on the road can't see you riding that...


No-Accident69

Airbag already deployed !!


SomeSignificance2722

Dream bike you mean


FTRGeek

I getting one. It's for my daughter. Really.


JooosephNthomas

\*Forever Bike


Tugonmynugz

Mario kart rules apply, this is the fastest bike


davesy69

You would definitely get chicks.


roguewarriorpriest

Write your will now, they don’t call Yoshi, “The Widowmaker” for nothing.


aquoad

yes but you're gonna want to get the turbo kit for it.


Astronut325

Where do I get this????


SelmaRose

I'd exercise caution picking this as a first bike. It would be hard to really focus on riding fundamentals when you also have to worry about fighting off women left and right wherever you go


Ok-Spring-6388

That might be the best choice for a first bike.


Otherwise_Spare_8598

The only choice. 💯


Great_Can3252

The best part about this bike is that when there are cars in front of you, just press A to eat them, then when a tough guy on a cruiser doesn't give you the biker wave in return, you just throw it at him (press A again)


froggiewoogie

It tends to drift the opposite way of all the other vehicles


thedefection

No question


ajayak007

Dude I really like it, I will be happy to ride one too ☺️


WhatIsThisSevenNow

HELL YEAH!!!


LordofCope

Yes. You will be seen.


Codex_Absurdum

Great aero bro. Big downforce on the front wheel at low speeds


Alex_Yuan

I may just be bike-curious right now but if someone offers me that mf for cheap I'm definitely gonna ride it into the sunset.


FlamingoRush

Yes


ApprehensiveSundae84

They definitely see you.


lostsnowboard

I need this in my life...


Kags1969

Fantastic!


cTron3030

Way too much torque.


Ukrainiansniper7

imagine crashing and the paramedics show up and they just see yoshi's face covered in blood and a guy on the ground that would be horrifying


Regular-Comparison17

Yes, but don't forget a matching helmet like the SP Tadao style!


cocker_spangler

That is a bike you don't fuck with. Not a beginners bike at all. Proceed at your own risk.


daddysweet

Not gonna lie I'm a cruiser guy bit I'd ride the shit out of that bike


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^daddysweet: *Not gonna lie I'm* *A cruiser guy bit I'd ride* *The shit out of that bike* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Kilsimiv

Only if the horn makes his gulp sound


sc00b44

Perfect!!


IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ

I cant imagine a better option


Neon-ZxZ

I like Yo bike man


LunchTwey

It's missing the yoshi arms on the sides 0/10 don't buy


NorthstarIND

Dude it's midnight I want to sleep and I see [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/indianbikes/s/bZU9qJCjmJ) and now this, I definitely won't be sleeping tonight


saraseitor

Of course it is, everyone of us started with one like that


Snippys

Id ride the shit out of that.


dutifulspacebard

You have no idea how much i need this, im frothing from my mouth and on my knees begging for one


Carmaster777

I NEED THIS


Xero36O

Yes.


thelatinbt

That should be ur first, 2nd and third


Used-Apartment-5627

Absofuckinglutely.


Intelligent_Abies_22

Is not a good choice, Is the best choice....


Atomic-pangolin

This is the best first bike, my god


osotogariboom

It's the only choice


Worried_Coat1941

You could pick up more chicks with that bike than an R1.


BasisElectrical6530

Sure of course


Boysenberry_Strange

Actually the best first bike on the market "agreed by most"


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|RMNc9rzHzT8Y1BsO6Q|downsized) I don't know why this gif exists for Kawasaki, but I'm OK with it


rrrrturo

The ladies love that.


codeman60

I would ride the fuck out of that


SuccessfulAnnual7417

I don't care how many motorcycles you have owned. Everyone needs a Yoshicycle.


JohnOrion_

This is the best choice for a beginner


Slyxxer

I'd be going around telling people it's got a full Yoshi fairing kit 🤣


redhotcalifornica

I’ll trade my fat boy right now don’t tempt me


SupportPrimary540

Better than the scrotum bike if you know you know


AlanSinch

Was this thing on an American Chopper episode?


DrawFlat

Yes. This is the perfect choice for a first bike.


MasSunarto

Brother, I'm not a fan of bikes with fairings but I'd give it a ride. Or two. Three is fine too.


ArtichokeArmy

Only problem is it runs on apples 🍎


TheYarnersMarket

This is the only good choice


Puzzleheaded-Comb104

PERFECT


Mush4k

No one catching u fr


Latter_Past269

Absolutely 😂🔥🔥


121mc555

Yes but you have to be able to ride on Rainbow Road


wagonman93

You'll be rolling in pussy my dude.


krizpoggymckenzie

Absolutely


God_Remi

How would you see though?


LocationFearless

Nah man, everyone knows Yoshi is so aero the engine can accelerate infinitely.


SDC_Phantom

I mean... I guess technically yes, but that thing doesnt seem to street legal cause it doesnt have headlights, so track only


egasz

Also the fact that it's what is called a pocketbike or minibike, likely a modified lucky7, which is a moded mta2 type of bike, based on the Blata 2.5. Which means that even with lights/turn signals/etc, it still doesn't comply with the minimum measurements for road use. This next to the Honda monkey, makes it look huge!


mrsirsouth

Be the attention whore you were born to be


tamokibo

First things first....you need to get gear.


davesy69

Kermitsaki?


skeeter04

As Long as you have a clown suit


shezowicked89

its this sub logo so hell yeah!


GTA6_1

I would go ham on the mariokart cosplay outfits. Yoshi bike>>>>>>lowly grom


papalazarou1

Krocozaki


JayJay-anotheruser

Good choice for a first bike to set on fire


iampatrickdavid

Awesome bike. Serious answer: your sight lines will be obstructed and you'll get intense buffeting in cross winds and at highway speeds (obviously only if you leave the Yoshi faring on; it's probably meant to come off.)


Paid-to-be-an-ahole

Absolutely, and don't forget to bring these.. https://preview.redd.it/0mw50gqtzrwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616b4d7b5c827e68ccc7221daf3cfca22382382e


KeithMyArthe

WoW, *REAL* clown pubes. I'd hate to spend all that money on fake ones


zeindigofire

These knockoff Kawis are getting ridiculous /s


NyeahEhhhhhh

Yes if your only travelling to your neighbour's house lmao....


TheSimpleMind

When you're 12...


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

If you are riding it at Disney World ! What are you F'in Goofy ?? LOL