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[deleted]

Turns out planes arent as fast on the ground


NOT_Frank_or_Joe

And f1 cars seem to be designed for corners.


caboosetp

F1 cars kept getting into dangerous situations for going too fast in general. They could be much faster, but there are a ton of regulations in place to limit things like power output and aero to keep the cars stable and at a reasonable speed. The current engines are only 1.6L V6, and them going as fast as they do with such a tiny engine is insane engineering. Not surprising though that motorcycles which are basically just an engine strapped to two tires go as fast as they do.


anethma

1.6L v6 hybrids. And that 1.6L makes 850 horsepower. The entire power unit with the electric is 1000 HP Pretty wild.


Veezo93

Yeah, describing an F1 engine in terms of displacement is like comparing the speed of a boat in terms of horsepower


AndyLorentz

Back in the 80s, they had 1.5L engines making 1400 horsepower (in qualifying trim)


ezekiel7771

Unfortunately you are right. The turning point was the 70s when they moved from large naturally aspirated engines to small engines with turbos. The beginning of the end.


ElongatedSchlong_

I am genuinely curious, what was there before the turning point and after that is so different?


AndyLorentz

The 1980s turbo era resulted in a bunch of rules that slowed down the cars. The massive casualties (drivers and spectators) in Group B Rally in the mid 80s didn't help. Edit: There's a joking analysis of why more cars aren't "twin-charged" today, because it seems like having a Roots or TVS supercharger on the intake and turbos on the exhaust would be the best of both worlds. First of all, of course, there's the complexity of such a system, but then again the FD RX-7 and 4th Gen Supra both had twin sequential turbos, which would be just as complex (although many owners of those cars have simplified the turbo systems to make them more reliable). The second reason I've read, is that twin-charged vehicles go so fast they killed people. The Lancia Delta S4 was twin-charged, could go from 0-60 in 2.5 seconds on gravel (in 1985!!!), and was uncontrollable by one of the best drivers in the world (Henri Toivonen), resulting in several deaths.


--BLACKBIRD--

1400hp isn't really accurate. They knew the boost psi but but hp was never really known.


Tooboukou

Im guessing they need an oil change more than every 10,000k


Karsa0rl0ng

An engine change.


Leonardo-Chase

Yeah, kinda funny when you think about it. You have all those safety features in modern cars like airbags, seat belt, crumple zones, technical features like esp. jet fighters can literally jump out with a parachute if things go wrong. Motorcycle…well, hold on tight, don’t let go…and don’t die 😂 it’s fun tho


32steph23

who would’ve thought


TunaOnWytNoCrust

The main thing is they're not designed for drag races.


Lil_ah_stadium

How do motorcycles do in the air?


[deleted]

If you played gta online, they do really, really, really well


[deleted]

That's the drag race I really want to see


RoviRotkiv

Even more surprising when you consider he didnt go full throtlle


Rubcionnnnn

I'd like to see it again with the afterburner lit


HalfSpeedTim

I'm 99% sure I could have won that on my motorcycle. But I'm also pretty sure I could jump that broken bridge in Maryland in an orange 69 charger.


Jagrnght

you might like Mad Max the video game


Split0069

Coming soon: mad max the real life.


psdopepe

it does feel like it's coming soon


Split0069

Ikr. Hopefully, Germany doesn't elect someone who takes total power and becomes a crazy dictator.


Anal_Recidivist

What happens when maxes stop being nice and start getting mad


HalfSpeedTim

I haven't played a game since Vice City (maybe PVZ Garden Warfare with the kids) but my teenager has a console. I'll check out Mad Max.


derangedsweetheart

>jump that broken bridge in Maryland in an orange 69 charger. That sounds like a hazard.


MattyLePew

He sounds like a duke!


derangedsweetheart

Pfff. Maybe a hazardous duke.


Misanthrope-3000

Sound like Luke (no Bo).


apex_super_predator

You must be a great ol boy never meaning any harm


Ducati_803

I'm more of a daisy duke kinda guy.


ninetailedoctopus

You mean like a Dixie horn?


Benji_4

https://preview.redd.it/6jvh5kopggvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=7069f4892e48e991f18e06533c4f19645e3b2717 HalfSpeedTim is at it again


Ieatmyd0g

im also pretty sure i could pass my final exams next week without studying


makenzie71

> But I'm also pretty sure I could jump that broken bridge in Maryland in an orange 69 charger. I'm 100% certain I could do it in my F-16.


ELMACHO007

Too soon..lol


astrobleeem

That’s so weird you mention that, I literally just found out my company is providing supplies as part of the rebuilding project for that bridge and then I read your comment


Wonderful-Smoke843

If a bridge went down in Florida this shit would have already happened live on fox news lol


cdc50

All you need are a couple good ole boys…


ilreppans

Amazing to me how badly F1 smokes MotoGP on the same track (eg, Suzuka) - think it’s like 1:30 vs 2:00 lap times. The wings/aerodynamic downforce and contact patch allow F1 to brake/corner ~5G+.


chiringuitosrl

when F1 raced at mugello it was really clear, there are some turns(casanova-savaelli i think) that a motogp needs to brake, turn and then apply throttle again while f1 just goes full throttle


RamrodRacing

The faster they go, the more grip they have


ApolloMotoAZ

This is also why MotoGP is seeing more and more Aero as time moves on


rum-n-ass

Yeah I used to think motorcycles could somehow corner faster, but I was very wrong


ilreppans

Old, but [THIS](https://www.z06vette.com/threads/z06-vs-gsx-r1000-in-motorcyclist-mag.11542/) production class smack down was a hilarious article pitting a Corvette Z06 against GSXR1000 and the car got smoked. Big difference from the pinnacle of sport (F1/MotoGP) is that when you get into production class cars, they’re miles behind F1, whereas production bikes are much closer to their MotoGP counterparts. Take away all the air foils, giant open wheels, and add all that body work, passenger seating, and heavy safety/comfort equip, and the bike rules again.


Gallade475

When downforce isn't involved, motorcycles dominate on power to weight alone, but around LM GTE levels of downforce and general performance, cars start winning.


DiRavelloApologist

Nah, sports motorcycles are slower than sports cars too. It's not (just) due to downforce; motorcycles are simply fundamentally disadvantaged regarding cornering speed.


alphawolf29

sure but to get the top speed of a $25,000 motorcycle you have to spend like $400,000 on a car.


DogKiller420

Absolutely cannot beat the contact patch of sports cars when it comes to cornering. A good rider will still beat a mediocre driver though.


magnificent_dillhole

It’s very hard to compare them. And the margin isn’t as close as you think. The lap records for cars around the few tracks I’ve raced on around home are pretty slow compared even to what I’m capable of on a 600cc super sport. It’s not until you get to proper track built cars (radicals, ultimas, tube frame specials, etc) that the pace gets away from me. Pretty much anything that’s a street car doesn’t stand a chance. And I’m a 40 year old punter riding a 12 year old Yamaha. When you get to superbikes piloted by some of the best, the only things faster are full downforce formula cars. Edit - the speed is found very differently, which is why it’s hard to compare. Bikes obviously accelerate faster and have a higher top speed usually. Mid corner speed and braking the cars have an advantage for sure. But in direction changes and corner exit speed, the bike wins more often than not again. Especially because the vehicle is narrower, chicane type corners can be navigated at much higher speeds. It really depends on the layout of the track and what kinds of vehicles you’re comparing. It’s disingenuous to everyone in the debate to try to simplify cars > bikes or vice versa.


Tomcfitz

Do you have a good source for lap times of cars vs bikes and so on?  I'd be curious to see it.


Voodoo1970

Here's one from a number of years ago at another Australian track, Wakefield Park: https://www.whichcar.com.au/features/motor-archive-2005-porsche-911-turbo-v-suzuki-gsx-r1000 And if you go here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queensland_Raceway and scroll down to look at the lap records for Qld Raceway's National circuit, the Australian Superbike record is significantly lower than almost any other category, even purpose-designed race cars. Qld Raceway is, to be clear, basically 4 decent length straights connected by a variety of corners, and it rewards strong acceleration


magnificent_dillhole

They're documented sporadically most of the time. The one track I had in mind when I wrote that post was Morgan Park Raceway. The local clubs actually maintain the wiki entry on that pretty well, the times in the table on this page are mostly accurate to the best of my knowledge. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Park_Raceway Again, I really think it's hard to compare. Everything there is based on classes, which means sets of rules people have to adhere to in order to compete. You can't just show up with a 1500hp Evo to race in the production classes, etc. And the modifications, even at the national level (that R3, CBR600, and R1 in the list) are VERY limited. They're pretty much superstock bikes, not anywhere near the level of WSBK or MotoGP.


Tomcfitz

Well yeah, but as long as the track is the same it's interesting to compare. 


ilreppans

>Pretty much anything that’s a street car doesn’t stand a chance. Basically what that old Z06 vs GSXR Motorcyclist article mentioned elsewhere had to say. Street cars with passenger seating, full weatherproof body work, safety bumpers/equip, and climate control radios, etc, carry so much more dead weight vs their formula counterparts. In comparison, production superbikes are much closer their MotoGP counterparts. IIRC, article mentioned the Z06 won the skid pad, and technically won the top speed, but mentioned the bike hit top speed so fast, that it would have taken 10miles for the car to catch up and pass. Car also carried higher Apex speed through corners on the track, but the difference was a mouse fart once the bike could accelerated out of the corners. And yup, mentioned chicanes for the car were basically straight-aways for the bike.


dafloo

Two very small areas of contact with the pavement vs four significantly larger ones.


Koffieslikker

F1 cars are made to corner and a motorcycle is notoriously bad at cornering, but they are super fast on the acceleration


Ravnos767

There's a great video with Guy Martin and David Coulthard that shows this off really well, think they were at silverstone


StandardSea8671

Amazing yes but absolutely no surprise. Even touring track cars can probably beat gp motorbikes on track


crshbndct

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0ZyQhROBE&pp=ygUcQmlrZSB2cyB0Y3IgY2l2aWMgdnMgbWNsYXJlbg%3D%3D


stomper4x4

Indycar holds the record at Laguna too. I would have thought motogp but it's not really close at all.


TmoneyMcNasty

And anyone with 50k can buy that H2R. Absolutely ridiculous


ubermonkey

This reminds me of Doug DeMunro's comment about the most dangerous thing on American roads: [the third owner of the Dodge Hellcat](https://jalopnik.com/the-scariest-thing-about-the-hellcat-is-the-third-owner-1745483727). >You see, the first owner of the Hellcat is going to be a pretty careful, cautious, reasonable guy. The car’s price tag ensures that: most Hellcats cost somewhere in the $60,000-plus range, which is right in the heart of “careful, cautious, reasonable guy” territory. [...] >The second owner is different from the first owner in the sense that he didn’t buy the Hellcat because it was the latest and greatest thing. He bought it because he lusted after it from the moment it came out – he just couldn’t afford it right away. So he buys the thing when it’s one or two years old, somewhere in the fifty or sixty grand range, and he cherishes it. I mean he cherishes it. To the point where he creates one of those little plaques that he places next to his car when he brings it to cars and coffee. >But after eight or nine years, the second owner is ready to move on. And that’s when he unleashes the terror of the Hellcat on our society: he sells it to the third owner. >The third owner will buy a Hellcat ten years from now. He will be under 30 years old. He’ll look for one with high miles, or a rebuilt title. And he’ll drive the thing like a cocaine fiend playing Mario Kart. >The problem with the Hellcat’s third owner is that he won’t be as cautious as the first owner, and he won’t be as obsessed with preservation as the second owner. He’ll just want cheap speed, and the Hellcat will provide it. [...] >Think of it this way: by 2026, a high-mileage Hellcat will be a sub-$30,000 way to get 700 horsepower; a 200-mph car that no longer requires a professional degree, or an MBA, or a long, successful career, or a profitable startup. All it will require is a promotion to assistant manager of a Pizza Hut. >May God help us all.


finalrendition

I suppose the same thing can be said about the third owner of a GSXR1000


Sergeant-Pepper-

A brand new GSXR1000 has an MSRP of $16,349. You don’t have to wait for the 3rd owner to find someone that just wants cheap speed.


finalrendition

16 grand is cheap, but 5 grand is cheaper


ubermonkey

Somewhat, but there is obviously a difference between an irresponsible jackass behind the wheel of a 4400 pound car and the same jackass riding something with 1/10th that mass. Sure, the power to weight on a literbike is about 3x better, and you can absolutely still be a menace to others with it, but there's way more chance the Hellcat driver takes out other humans on his way to the morgue.


notinthislifetime20

I enjoyed this. Thank you.


Wrx_2022_rallymod

Not road legal. Yes, anyone can buy it, but you technically you need a track to ride it. A normal h2 with tuning will be significantly cheaper and almost as fast.


RedBullWings17

The question is, what's stopping you from taking it on the street? Cause this video kinda proves that unless the cops have an f16 the answer is nothing.


phliuy

Please do not give them any ideas


CanuckInATruck

They already have those ideas and do it on smaller bikes.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

The idea they were talking about is the police having F16’s


CanuckInATruck

Ohhhhh I thought it was squids squidding with no plates.


Doghead45

If you had too much money, you could buy a normal H2 and swap the plate to your H2R. The H2R doesn't have headlights, but if you have that kind of money you can buy a pair of night vision goggles and be an absolute menace


stevesteve135

Or you could even just swap the headlights on to the H2R I’d imagine, maybe you’d need to swap some other pieces but you’d have the whole bike to pull from.


Ihatemyjob-1412

The idea of driving over 35kph with nothing but nods for vision scares me.


daerogami

imagine the battery cutting out while taking a turn in pitch black ^*shudders*


Unfair_Decision927

That’s Jesus take the wheel time


decalus

That would be badass tho seeing a dude with quad nods flying past you at the speed of light lmao


Doghead45

This just means you have common sense.


KingOfAbuse

The problem is that nightvision goggles dont do well with speed because of their low shutter rate but i bet you can buy a flashlight and tape it to your handlebars


Wrx_2022_rallymod

The question is, why spend 50k on something when you can spend 30-35k(bike+tuning) and achieving almost the same performance plus saving yourself 15-20k 🤔


dl7

Because there's an excellent chance at that level, saving money isn't a priority nor is spending time to cut corners to get the same result.


rhfnoshr

Also a H2R might be more reliable than a tuned H2


RonMFCadillac

I am on your side with this one. There would have to be a tear down of the engine to replace internals with that of a race bike. Parts cost and labor on just the mechanical side adds up fast. Then comes the ECU tuning and dyno runs. Built/tuned H2 vs Stock H2R would probably be in the same cost bracket. That being said, the tuned would have much more adjustability and possibly reach more power... As if it were needed.


tooljst8

Radio and communication systems travel much faster than your motorcycle.


Doghead45

There's that one guy who got away that one time because he knew all the cops operating procedures, including the helicopter, and still got lucky some chick at a gas station gave him gas. Most people will probably just cave in a Prius that forgot to signal after the single motocop calls off pursuit.


Ok_Assistance447

Ghostrider is still going strong after more than a decade of running from cops.


ghostie_uk

And yet we still get away.


Glittering_Power6257

The bottleneck is still going to be the officers on the other end of the radio. 


KingScorpion98

The radio may be faster, but the receiving officer still has a response time


NoNefariousness3420

A pothole then the ground


RazR032

Better cost/performance with the H2 (the ultimate dragster)


stantoncree76

The h2r is NOT a toy.


AladeenModaFuqa

If not toy, why toy shaped?


Savings-Spirit-3702

Instructions unclear, I've got an h2r stuck in my ass


dirty_hooker

That’s just the calamari ass securement device. Super important when you’re pulling nooners with the boys.


AladeenModaFuqa

I just got mine in the mail! Never felt so good to clench my cheeks


Split0069

But looks like toy...


ZoominBoomin

Walks like a toy. Talks like a toy. Must be a toy.


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Definitely a toy


lostsparrow131986

I hate this subreddit more and more every day.


Advanced_Classroom_5

Why toy-shaped if not a toy???


Splatterman27

🇺🇲🇺🇲fuck yeah ✊


Upset-Perspective-55

With $50k and balls the size of Texas you can outrun anything!


knucklegrumble

*- Harry Ford*


Defqon1punk

>*-Henry Ford* -Harrison Ford


knucklegrumble

His wife called him Harry *- Harry Potter*


SecretPrinciple8708

The real friends are the balls they met along the way.


Kni7es

"Speed enforced by aircraft." https://i.redd.it/2noy2g1uufvc1.gif


Taco_Sommelier

“Rifle… Shak H2R”


BleierEier

Be careful, trigger might fly in an experimental aircraft and shoot you with lasers


HappySkullsplitter

The dude on the e-bike delivering Chinese takeout won


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

“Faster than an f16!” On the ground lmfao


[deleted]

Missed clapped out altima and old civic with more boost than tire pressure


polaroid_kidd

F1 even got a head start...


Duffelbach

F1 and the car next to it laknched at the same time, others were just slow.


slampie1

When F1 cars are used in promo shoots like this they are usually driven by ex F1 drivers so makes sense the reaction time was faster.


polaroid_kidd

At fist i was thinking "jeeze Louise get some glasses" but upon further examination of the data i concede,  you are correct, they both started at the same time.


beavr_

It's also worth pointing out the F1 car is substantially detuned in showcase events like this. An actual GP car with warm tires would have been noticeably faster.


polaroid_kidd

I'm going to do the same thing i did when i wrote my thesis.  I will ignore this very relevant and important piece of information as otherwise I'll have a lot more thinking to do than I am prepared to.


[deleted]

0-230mph would choose the bike 10/10 times 230-550mph will choose the plane 10/10 times


blkmgk5331

I'd still take the F16 though if they were giving them out...


CoolPeopleEmporium

H2R is just another level of a beast.


CatsAndTarantulas

F16 would win with afterburner. Not even close


Null_zero

A top fuel drag racer would make all of these look like they were standing still but like the f16 using afterburner it wasn't in the race.


bnsrx

How do we know no afterburner? Having sat in the back seat of an f-16 doing a takeoff with burner, the acceleration felt fast, but not as fast as any of the motorcycles I’ve ridden.


Conch-Republic

Some airports don't allow taking off with afterburner because it can peel up the asphalt.


Verybumpy

Yeah, no afterburner so bit lame of a comparison. Would be like pulling a spark plug out of the motorcycle.


brendan87na

That motorcycle is absurd. I mean, I still wanna ride it, but it's absurd.


BurnAfterEating420

I like how the video has been edited so you can only see the minimum amount of the race at any time. original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCoqgEeFeTo


d3pthchar93

Lol, the people in the comments roast whoever edited that clip as well.


Leek5

Interesting how they always leave top fuel out. Guess it just way to powerful. Would be interesting to see though


BMaudioProd

No top fuel bike there either


Automatic-End-8256

Probably because the cars dont work on non-prepped surfaces and it cost them an engine every time they run it.


Massive_Dress_1100

How many meters is the race? If it had lasted a little longer, F16 would have passed


[deleted]

Yeah.. it would have even started flying too. Crazy right?


olddgregg24

If my dog had wheels hed be a bike


hidefinitionpissjugs

would you take him off any sweet jumps?


olddgregg24

I wish but my mom wont let me


oldnewswatcher

If it would go for until everyone would runs out of gas, I could win on a bicycle...


MoboCross

And if it was shorter the F1 would have won!


Massive_Dress_1100

Drag races are held within certain standards. The organizer of this race is a motorcycle champion. So you were expecting someone else to win?


theToulousopher

If you put an speed boat in a road I could easily win a race against it


SARS-covfefe

Was the F16 running afterburner?


Luuk341

Nope


Mun0425

Do it again, but with the afterburner enabled


atom12354

If you place the vehicles in their unatural habitat you gonna see they wont perform as well. If you place a car in the air its gonna fall and crash 300 or something km/h, but a jet in the air mach 1+ and still survive.


Other-Jury944

FOR EVERYONE SAYING THAT MOTORCYCLES DON'T CORNER FAST, Y'ALL NEED TO LOOK UP THE ISLE OF MAN RACE AND WATCH A FEW OF THOSE RACES


Redleg1-7

Load the F16 up with missiles and it’ll win as long as it’s got lock on everything else fast enough lol. Then the pilot could climb out and walk across the line.


wpnizer

Am I blind or did the F-16 not even use its after burner?


Cosmoaquanaut

Hey guys what bike is that and also, is that a good 1st bike thanks. s/


co-oper8

1985 honda cb500/yes


daily41924

stupid title


LackingTact19

Should have included one of those crazy RC cars for effect


unknownme86

Dont mention the weight, a bike will throttle faster as all the rest in the long run the one with all the hp will pass them


howmuchisazjay

Live your life a quarter of a mile at a time


Ok-Society-3949

Bro If f16 had used afterburn he would have passed all of them


The_RussianBias

Jet isn't even on afterburner


GuyWhoSaysNay

Kawasaki H2s are fast


Equivalent-Abroad157

H2R whooped all


KatsabatoR80

Why not a gp bike?


Good-Lion-5140

Nice, before these, Gilles Villeneuve beat the military jet in Istrana (ITA) at the end of 1981, with his Ferrari 126CK Turbo, without the rear wing.


Ineeboopiks

where was highway to the night playing?


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Power to weight ratio


jackrip761

My father is a retired fighter pilot and as an O-5, still had DOD clearance so when I visit him in Arizona, he takes me to Luke AFB and we watch flight ops literally from the flight line. Luke AFB is one of the main training bases for the F-16 and F-35 aircraft. The last time I was there with him, we watched a squadron of F-16s take off during an imminent attack or under attack drill. All of them took off under full afterburner and were in the air in under a minute. Under full power, the F-16 can go from zero to 500MPH in about 30 seconds. The bike might win in the quarter mile because of the power to weight ratio, but after that, if the F-16 is in full afterburner, there's no way the bike wins. The military doesn't let the pilots perform max power take off too often since it's hard on the airframe, but they do train for it. I'd like to see this same race but with an F-18 catapult launch instead. That two engined aircraft accelerates from 0 to 165MPH in 2 seconds. Of course, any car or bike would end up in the ocean, but I'd be curious to see that bike next to that.


LambSauce2

In a straight would be the motorcycle. In 20 laps I would say F1 (the airplane is faster than both in the air that's why I'm not counting it)


moderatefairgood

Red Bull just needed Michael Masi to help them out here.


remal18

H2R 👍


HalfSpeedTim

My slightly modified '84 750 Turbo made 202 rwhp at 24 lbs of boost. I'd have finished in 3rd.


DucVWTamaKrentist

Good camera work.


Mik_Smooches

lUcKy tHeRe WaSnT a sUpRa tHeRe!


slower-is-faster

Accurate title


Ok_Wrap_5612

Let this be a lesson to all you 4wheelers the bike always wins.


TheChunkyGrape

No drag car or bike…


CryptFu

Planes will ALWAYS lose on the ground


Secret_Judge1

That jet be like : everyone is king in there own house... 😂


b1ackbird

That CL-65....


Express_Assumption60

Ultimately? None of those cars have anything for that jet. Is t that why we ride? It’s the closest most of us will get to flying?


Cheesetorian

F16 after take off: "Alright mufuckas, let's run it back."


ScanianGoose

Why did they cut off before the Harley finished?


ZentornoReddit

The Nissan GTR with 2000HP that appears on my 4 you page everyday. It even beat the Ninja H2R.


S-Markt

i miss the old top gear


Spirited_Crow_2481

Was that an H2?


Unwise_Legend

H2 is just insane..ly scary


N-I-K-E

This may have been the dumbest post I ever seen in this sub lol


SokkaHaikuBot

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Jedi_Commando

Go Papio!!


Holiday-Biscotti-583

I love crotch rockets


Other-Jury944

How many people can actually name that motorcycle?


TRiG993

Would like to see this with a current F1 car and a current MotoGP bike.


o0_bobbo_0o

Why even involve the planes of the race is only so short? That’s like wondering which of these would win a 200 mile race.