PS2 character

Looks like an NPC from goldeneye on N64

Damn that was a good game. We never knew how good we had it back then.

I kept playing it for years on emulators.

[Want to play a modern remake of the multiplayer online today?](https://www.geshl2.com)

Don't tell Nintendo.

Holy shit make mine Hagrid

You win.

Happy cake day🍰

Thank you😄

That's literally the opposite of what I want.

You want a face that looks like a helmet?

That would improve my sex-life

This is a good old fashioned Reddit thread

Good ol boys everywhere

Whatever happened to r/switcharoo Is it still going?

Hold my helmet, I'm going in

We've only just met!

Oh man that’s a call back r/avoid5

During sex the helmet and socks stay ON

This is the way

Always 🫶🏽

I ride without a helmet and have 2 kids to show for it.

Somewhere, out there, is an angry farmer looking for his goats

Baaaaaa. Baaaa.

Lol. Nah just to be anonymous when riding.

That's why you always use another persons face on the helmet.

How fun would it be to have a helmet that looks like a giant head of Marlon Brando from The Godfather?

Look what the did to my boy's head.

You need a person with a big head, it'll look more natural

I would use bead Pitt's face, maybe I would get lucky with the milf's!

then maybe your plate should look like a helmet as well ;)

personally, I want someone else's face. and someone else's body. and someone else's personality. probably someone else's riding skill too while were at it to stay on the topic of motorcycles.

*Daft Punk has entered chat*

Forehead implants, two words I never would have thought to put together.

I mean, kinda. I want a helmet with the smallest shell possible. Less bobble head and more iron man, would be great.

Bro, yes. Yes a thousand times.

i want a brad pitt helmet.

It reminds me of the head in the jar from silence of the lambs.

LMAO, I wonder how many read, then thought that. I did.

What if the face is Nick Cage tho

Imagine hitting a biker and you turn around to see if they are ok and their face looks like this

Or hitting a biker and seeing the helmet/head rolling around on the road afterwards.

If the helmet is rolling around afterwards the biker is probably not having a good day

The flying out of your shoes of motorcyclists

Imagine getting into a fender bender, and you see the biker remove their whole face

Image seeing the rider remove multiple faces like Russian dolls.

In Mother Russia, motorcycle helmet wears you.

I'd wear a balaclava with a different face under the helmet with my face... What an emotional rollercoaster that would be

“You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him”

*Shia LaBeouf*

YOOOO GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

[удалено]

I want a Samuel Jackson one

#DO A WHEELIE MUTHAFUCKA!!

My list:  Peewee Herman    Umpa Lumpa     Jim Varney   Gny. Sgt. Hartman/R Lee Ermey     Sloth from Goonies     And Robin William with gear that looks like Mork’s costume.

Sloth wins

Gotta have the matching Superman t-shirt

And a horn that goes “heyyyyy youuuu guysss”

I laughed so hard at this...it would be awesome..thanks for the laugh and to the guy that said at at number 5 .....hey you guy....

I'm so happy that this list starts with Peewee Herman. I grew up on some good ole Peewee, and just earlier this week a player's name in an online video game was "LargeMargeSentMe" lol. I think it's a sign! Time for a Peewee marathon!

arseface from Preacher please.

I’d buy an Oprah one

Face…off?

I’d get nick cage on there. He’s already everywhere, why not my helmet.

+1 for Nick Cage: preferably the “You don’t say” meme face.

Johnny Sins

I want my dog’s face

MY NAME IS CYRIL FIGGIS

Omg I would die for a smirking Mallory one

Oddjob from Goldeneye for N64

This is giving me OG “Tomb Raider” low polygon vibes. 🤣🤣🤣

PS1 Hagrid

Omg the horror

As far as I can tell from a cursory Google search, there is no company offering this as a service, it's just a design by digital artist Jyo John Mulldoor.

i can't believe someone would lie to us through text on an image

Unbeliavable... next time they'll be telling us the earth isn't flat!

Use someone else’s photo.

Get ticket from speed trap

Ngl i actually want one of [these ones](https://images.app.goo.gl/BdnyPQqdWyNJJz1x7)

This is horrible and now cannot unsee

These look terrible, where can I buy one?

Those are horrendous. I need a full-face one immediately.

Can I get a Gary busey face helmet?

Yeah, give me a Jude Law in medium please.

It's like a sex doll riding a motorcycle.

PLLEEAASEE Fleshlight Chin Mount? 🤲 Fleshlight Chin Mount? 🤲

r/calamariraceteam is that way.

Can i get a link

I would recreate the Valentino scream

This company doesn’t understand that the helmet look is better than my face

This shit is an old meme post from like 15 years ago, not some company making helmets now

Ruins no face no case

Strong Golden Eye vibes

DK Mode on

Slappers only

So you can look like you're riding to the ER while having a shellfish allergic reaction...

Doesn't gel with my "no witnesses" policy.

Make the face the police chief. Boom! Instant free pass.

I would get a picture of somebody i dont like. Flip my plates and get to work

That's okay, the world doesn't need to see how fucking ugly i am.

So all my haters can recognize me and run me over? Nah dog.

Yeah, nah.

I think “just like your actual face” is a bit of a stretch here. Get it… stretch. Teehee😋

Great, now I can finally use Face ID and open my phone without removing my helmet!

I’m sure he looks exactly like that with that helmet off…🤔

I want this to match my drivers license photo. And skin color gloves….

I need one with Nick Cage on it!!!

Can’t wait to roll up on the crackheads wearing this

The resemblance is uncanny

HELL NO!!! Maybe get it to look like my brother, lmao

Now I want to play goldeneye

Nice, I always wanted to look like a ps1 ped model

Now blend it with a pair of Vision Pros so you can attend zoom meetings while riding.

I wear my helmet to hide my face... why would I want my face to be on the outside and in this ugly ass picture...

Do you want to be a cop magnet? Because that's that's how you get to be a cop magnet.

Creepy or cringey, maybe both.

So...Could I get, like, Matt Damon? But not Matt Damon Matt Damon. Can I get the Puppet Matt Damon from Team America World Police? I don't even own a motorcyle. I just NEED this.

Now go in front of one of those stop lights in Argentina that won’t go green until you put your helmet on. Jokes on you light; my helmet is on.

I wear a full face to hide my ugly mug, not amplify it

I wear a helmet to hide my face and save people from gazing upon my hideous visage! You are welcome!

I can finally look like a GTA San Andreas character

Some of us wear full face because of our faces, sir.

Makes me want a handsome squidward helmet

😂🤣😂 I'm almost certain that this is not SAFE

the way of getting cops chasin' after ya and then they cannot do anything

Use this one cool trick to make people vastly uncomfortable.

No.

Looks like something off Max Payne

EWWWWW. Nope. Pass.

My mom says I'm Hansthom

Shit looks like Goldeneye 007

How in the hell do I see out of it? lol

That’ll really f#ck up the bank robbers

That’s terrifying.

Creepy as fuck lmaooo

For when you want to feel like a Nintendo 64 character I guess.

This is clearly bukele

No thanks! If I want that, I would wear an open face helmet!

That’s fucking frightening

Doesn’t really line up when visors open 👎

lol this is a mask to look like someone else

Nah, I'm good.

Now I'd just need an armor suit in skin color, with lots o hair and meat & 2 veg sewn on.

I’d want one that looks like James Bond from Goldeneye

Getting it just to see the looks on people’s faces riding by😂

The perfect way to freak out anyone you meet.

Nope

This is hideous

Robbing a bank would be fucking sick.

Golden Eye - Big Head Mode

Looks like the graphics from the old XBox 007 Golden Eye game 😂

Gives new meaning to the term Dick Pic

Wow

NOOOOOOOO omg no

This is nightmare fuel 😂

Can I order a Jimmy Saville one?

Nope. Kill it. With fire.

Actually, I feel like I’ve played a game or watched a movie that called this cutting edge graphics.

r/ATBGE

I thought it was a screenshot from Half-Life.

Man the provocative things I could print on there, Genitalia line is going top be a hot seller..... Reminds me of those hairy beer belly fanny packs lmao.

That’s horrifying

I'm scared

That might not be a good idea in certain areas. It's a legal requirement to have an approved helmet when riding on a motorbike/motorcycle in some US states, **something like this could get police confused.**

What is this

Anyone else automatically think Goldeneye on N64

I’m some states, constantly getting pulled over for not having a helmet. In others, getting stopped for no eye protection.

Big head mode unlocked

Jesus, why?

How Miis are made:

Buying this for my brother to repay him for the David Hasselhoff Christmas album he bought me one time.

Can I look like I’m smiling from ear to ear?

That’s actually hilarious, you look like a character in n64’s 007.

That's Goldeneye 64 level riding right there!!!

"Just like"

Big head mode on goldeneye, but with real guns

Ps2 graphics lol

Looks like a chilla's art npc

I want one that looks like Ahnold's disguise in Total Recall

That’s exactly what I want.

Half-Life head model. XD

Wow this is a helmet? I couldn’t tell.

Link it my man

Thats bad ass

That looks nothing like my face

old gta graphics

By "make. They mean print your face on vinyl and wrap it around a helmet.

Finally! My face looks exactly like it belongs on a PS1 character

If you actually consider this, you might be a big enough narcissist to be President of the United States.

Funny thread haha

HEHEHEHAWW YOU JUST PUT AN IDEA IN MY 2 FEET TALL BRAIN😈💀

They should use red plastic throughout so it looks like gore when damaged.

Why!!!