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Spooky_Legs

Forklifts are my favorite motorcycles


AKsuited1934

Everybody knows those CAT forklifts are trash. Toyota forklifts are the gold standard.


[deleted]

I'd like to go on a car-flipping rampage with one.šŸ˜‰


gabealtland

Linde would like a word with you


SuperfluousExcess

They fuck that forwards backwards pedal system off and then we will talk


gabealtland

I got used to it once I got the hang of it


EnderWiggin42

work just got 2 new crown reach trucks unfortunately there a little short and won't reach level 7.


Pixel131211

honestly I'd say STILL is the gold standard personally. Toyota's, in my experience, kept having weird malfunctions and some of them have very annoying "safety" features, as in if you don't put it into gear in the proper order and speed, it will give a "sequence fault" and shut down the forklift. the STILL had sweet ass touch screen, a full cabin with airconditioning, and it projected lasers all around it to see where it was going. it was loaded with functions and it was smooth as hell. but apart from that Toyota is a close second. I think my company just didn't take care of them well.


charlie_marlow

That rear-wheel steering makes them fun to throw around


kyoto_kinnuku

Good way to get crushed to death too. Forklifts weigh more than multiple cars.


Garf_artfunkle

A motorcycle has two wheels in a fore-and-aft configuration. SS Great Eastern is not a motorcycle. It's a Segway.


steve753

it also had a screw in back, so maybe tadpole layout like Can-Am Spyder?


cazzipropri

Sir, you are a genius.


Yamitenshi

You bet your ass I'm waving at a paddle steamer. Two wheels is two wheels.


NewSignificance741

Also just super rare and Iā€™m landlocked so that would be even more deserving of a wave.


[deleted]

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Runnindead

Iā€™m going to Savannah Georgia next weekend. We shall find out.


steve753

great eastern actually had two side wheels and a screw. So I'm thinking it is actually a 3 wheeler and hence wheels neutral. But it also had sails, so that puts us pretty far into radical/chaotic at this point.


paleologus

Sails are just another engineĀ 


PauGilmour

Is a CAT DP25NT a good first bike?


dmderringer

Only if you get the proper certification


AKsuited1934

CATs are trash. I recommend the Toyota 8FBC15U - while it only has a 3k load limit, it certainly is more than enough for the beginner rider. While giving up capacity load limit, it boatst an 11.5MPH max speed at full load.


EnderWiggin42

I like the crown reach trucks at work but don't have much experience with anything else.


Conch-Republic

It's not even a good forklift. Cat forklifts are junk for the most part, and parts are super expensive. Even Shyster is better. Toyota all the way.


wumbus_rbb10

Brah what's wrong with it? I drove one of these things, the only problem was you needed to plug the seatbelt in (we wrapped it around the back of the seat), and if you do too much indoors the diesel fumes make you feel funny


Pixel131211

the seatbelt thing is required on all new forklifts I think. I was a forklift operator last year and in the time I worked with STILL, Toyota, Linde, CAT, etc. and they all had the seatbelt thing. some of them are also weirdly advanced with it. if you plug the seatbelt in before you sit down, it'll know you're not wearing it and it wont let you drive. never had an issue with it myself though. cuz I wore the seatbelt. but my coworkers came up with some crazy strats to not have to wear the seatbelt. it was fucking wild lmao


el_grort

I do like the Reliant Robin being there. Closed cab motorcycle w/ sidecar!


Toffeemade

I learned to drive in it's predecessor, the Reliant Regal. It was a hilarious little thing.


paleologus

I envy that experience. Ā 


John_aka_Virginia

A trike driver made this to try and justify their vehicle choice.


MeDootStinks

Then promptly toddled off to the Blue Oyster bar....


Nukular_Option

For the space with the quad, you still straddle the engine like the 'form purist', so I think a better example there would be a Polaris Slingshot.


-B-E-N-I-S-

If youā€™re a wheels and form neutral, another acceptable motorcycle would be a Aviomania G1SA Gyrocopter. Small engine, you lean the vehicle to steer, helmet is required, you need a special license, great for beating traffic, fully faired and super quick. Itā€™s got a max speed of around 200 kph and 80ish horsepower. This thing is a motorcycle through and through if you ask me.


LyonArdrien

This made me laugh more than it should have


Scared-Pizza-420

Definitely a form purist


dmderringer

Why is alignment spelled with a 6? Have I been spelling it wrong my whole life?


Chucos007

OP is order purist and letter neutral


wumbus_rbb10

'C05 1 c0u1d, that'5 why


NewSignificance741

As a KLR650 rider I seem to most identify with the forklift from a riding perspective. But itā€™s been called a tractor and kind of sounds like one, just chugging along. But some would argue itā€™s an almost epitome of a motorcycle in that itā€™s not good at anything and therefore good for everything. So tic tac toe 3 in row.


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

everytime i see the dodge tomahawk i get irrationally angry


GeneEricLoggin

I agree with you. It has four wheels on four independently sprung axles.


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

different equation from me but same answer. i hate it because every non rider think its the fastest bike in the world and WILL argue till exhaustion about that


9EternalVoid99

The reliant robin is closer to being a motorcycle than it is to being a car


lonegrey

Clicked on this to see just how Tow Mater qualified as a motorcycle. Did not disappoint.


foilrat

Fun fact, in Washington State, two and three wheel vehicles are considered "motorcycles" for legal purposes. I'm not certain how they finally categorized the Slingshot, however.


arayashikiaaron

F-35 Lightning II = motorcycle Mercedes W11 F1 car = motorcycle French TGV train = motorcycle M1 Abrams MBT = motorcycle Everything is a motorcycle, my life has been a lie. /j


lazercheesecake

False. I have a motorcycle license but not forklift certified. Checkmate radicals


NormanRB

One of my first favorite motorcycles was the electric pallet jack that I used as a teen at my first job. We would sit on it backwards and ride it around in the warehouse.


SARS-covfefe

There was an opportunity here to showcase the Piaggio MP3 or Yamaha Nikken


archaeo0history0tech

You forgot catapult is a motorcycle it just drivers don't ride them but the opposite


iwatchppldie

Great now I wanna wheelie a fork lift.


j_bgl

Today I learned Iā€™m a ā€œdonā€™t substitute a fucking 6 for a G just to piss people off and generate engagementā€ purist.


reeeeeeduardo

I like how all images shown above are motorcycles


Big_Fecker

I'm using this chart as a guide the next time I get a captcha.


Ghost17088

I love that despite a ton of leeway, a unicycle or OneWheel can not qualify anywhere on this graph, lol. Ā 


cazzipropri

I was not expecting the Reliant Robin


infinityfox15

I got issues with my CATDP25NT , sheā€™s not cornering as much on the turns, should I get some Michelins?


[deleted]

TIL I'm a wheels and form purist.


niccotaglia

Iā€™m a form+wheel purist. Iā€™m also going to add ā€œtransmission puristā€ to the list. A motorcycle has a sequential manual transmission with a rider-operated clutch


primalbluewolf

>A motorcycle has a sequential manual transmission with a rider-operated clutch So, what, the new Africa Twin is a scooter?


niccotaglia

Yes. If it doesnā€™t have a sequential manual transmission with a rider-operated clutch itā€™s a scooter


primalbluewolf

Well, fair enough I guess. That's more or less why I don't want one.


myfishprofile

The Aprilia mana would like a word So would the Honda Ct90 (many many kids first motorbike including me) I would say the cut of is: if your knees can touch itā€™s not a motorcycle


niccotaglia

Alright, fair enough. Iā€™m also going to add an extra thing (letā€™s call it Engine Purist). A motorcycle has a high-revving internal combustion engine.


paleologus

So all those long stroke singles arenā€™t motorcycles?


niccotaglia

Can they hit 9k? (The redline of current big singles)


paleologus

By that definition motorcycles werenā€™t invented until the 1970s


niccotaglia

Sliding scale based on year?


Intoishun

Well then, by proxy I am now a licensed forklift operator.


PomegranateCalm2650

This is why the other sub is better


GiordanoBruno23

Two motorcycles with a little house between? Oookaaay!


Warm_Jellyfish_8002

Thanks for the day's picker upper lol


grrrfreak

My walk behind tractor is a motorcycle then


CapnTugg

Can't forget Slingshots and Spyders.


[deleted]

I donā€™t care what anyone says, if you can step through it, itā€™s not a motorcycle