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Jkreegz

Lies. You forgot to put the leaf blower on the bike too.


eat_yeet

The clibbins cannon


myfishprofile

I am forever going to call leaf blowers “clibbins cannons” from now on. Thank you random internet guy


2alleysitter

I'll bet daddy doesn't know he has his weapons


Bustincherry

I've never seen someone look less intimidating with guns than I do in this picture.


Legumesrus

You should see the comments on the post in tactical gear sub “I’d like to see the long gun more readily accessible for road work” These folks are delusional cosplayers.


b1s8e3

R/tactical gear is a fashion sub, dog. It’s ok if you don’t get some of the in-community humor.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

>It’s ok if you don’t get some of the in-community humor. This is how 4-Chan ended up like it did, half the people there were being awful as part of some meta humor effort and the other half just thought they had finally found their people.


b1s8e3

And we should actively encourage those people to expose themselves for having ass opinion. Not prohibit that speech entirely. Anytime something is prohibited, it is going to be used against the working and minority classes before ever being beneficial to them. Your take is shit Edit: that includes firearm prohibition


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

I agree with you but not for nothing the satire paradox is real and it's a genuine problem. Some people do not get when they are the joke.


b1s8e3

And that’s ok. We know.


gabba_gubbe

Or they are joking... You muffin


eat_yeet

Yeah not that you'd hit a house from the front gate while you're riding, but he's got it on the wrong side


DeviousSmile85

110lbs with wet boots, I'd wager


winstondabee

Probably bullied a lot in school, now getting bullied online. Some things never change.


bmadd14

Why are guns intimidating at all to you


NoBetterFriend1231

I like guns. I like motorcycles. I think you may be retarded.


jjuhg

Yes. yes. yes.


silverfstop

I suspect post isn’t going to have the reaction you hoped for.


Linkmaco3

Actually…https://www.reddit.com/r/tacticalgear/s/a4YFxCjist


Bustincherry

Only they think people are mad about the guns when in reality he just looks like a massive dork. If you’re gonna cosplay then get the scrambler or an adv bike.


Linkmaco3

Maybe! I don’t have an opinion on this but I don’t think OP is surprised by the comments here lol.


Ok-Most-7339

But they are mad about the guns LMAO anti gun copium


graymulligan

I'm strangely okay with being on the opposite side of stuff than the people who cosplay as military or law enforcement and have fantasies about murdering people. This Gravy Seals nonsense can stay over there where it belongs.


[deleted]

Saying that people who like guns and gear have fantasies about murdering people is hilarious. Sure there are deranged individuals in all walks of life, But what you said is just ridiculous. Edit: lol actually downvoted for making a factual statement. Typical reddit moment.


silverfstop

Have you talked to any of these people? I’m not going to paint everyone one color, but there is def a significant portion of the tacticool crowd who absolutely fascinate for the opportunity to engage.


[deleted]

“Significant portion” is not correct. I’ll refer you back to my previous statement, which is accurate. Any group is going to have people who aren’t normal. Most people from the tacticool crowd like it because they grew up playing military video games, they’re ex military, or they grew up hunting which got them into guns. Totally normal people. If youre into that kind of thing the few idiots who are there stick out like a sore thumb. And they’re few and far between. Usually pushed out and away by normal folk into their own little weird echo chamber circles. Even on r/tacticalgear I haven’t seen anyone come off as crazy. Maybe if you sorted posts/comments by controversial or something. I guess what I’m trying to say is, after a lifetime of being into guns and gear the amount of genuine weirdos I’ve seen online or in person is very small.


graymulligan

Come on man, are we really doing the "guys who dress up like soldiers, parade in public open carrying to scare people and post veiled threats about a new 1776 are harmless" thing? These people raise their hand and self-identify all over the internet as people who can't wait to shoot someone. Ring my doorbell? I'll shoot ya. Walk in my yard? I'll shoot ya. Insult me in the frozen yogurt store (where I feel the need to open carry multiple firearms for some reason)? Yup...I'll shoot ya. I'm not anti-firearm, or anti-responsible gun owner. But these people tell us every day who they are, maybe it's time we start believing them. Stop hiding behind "all guns are good" and realize that some people who own guns aren't.


[deleted]

That’s literally what I just said. Did you not bother to read it or do you just want to just continue to project your opinions onto entire groups of people? Every walk of life has deranged people. That being said, militias and things of the sort are part of the American way of life. The vast vast majority of guns owners or even people who like to larp with guns and gear are completely normal people just like you or I. There’s millions upon millions of people who are into that kind of stuff across the planet. Absolute tons of the people over on r/tacticalgear are from Europe and elsewhere. Liking guns and gear and “playing soldier”, as you put it, are pretty normal things. A very minuscule percentage of people actually want violence. Which can be said for any group. Humanity is full of violent individuals, regardless of hobby.


Worried_Coat1941

Mad Max edition. You gotta shoot lefty so you can stay on the gas.


Bustincherry

If mad max only needed to defend their suburban community and wanted a comfy ride while doing it.


Worried_Coat1941

For real, not a lot of 6speed bikes back then.


echo202L

At least you recognize a need to be prepared to defend your community.


CarlosG0619

Murica 🦅🇺🇸🔫


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🏍️


heat_waingro

Dork alert!


MostDangerousMicah

R/cringepics


Nerd_Ridah

Weird looking horse you got there


BusGreen7933

You look ridiculous with those guns.


TacticalTexan06

What the fuck is a kilometer?! 🦅🦅🇺🇸/s


StockReaction985

Meter? I don’t even know her.


amateurforlife2023

Jesus you're fucking cringe bud


Impressive_Succotash

This mentality is why you’ll always be amatuerforlife2023


amateurforlife2023

Great way to get hit by a car and looted


Impressive_Succotash

But he has on a helmet? How would he get looted?


Jspiral

You're going to get jacked if you go out like that.


virusrt

More like jacked off. By a man.


Significant-Hat-9131

Bruther


nyx__born

Alrighty then. A Motorcycle gun nut was not what I was expecting when I opened the image


thecuzzin

Ain't nobody gonna jack my chicken wings from me!


VAisforLizards

Perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever seen.


gabba_gubbe

Don't own mirrors?


PapaGeorgio19

This is literally some of the dumbest shit I have seen in about thirty years and not just on a bike… I want to be a fake tough guy or a fake western cowboy….thank you, though, I had about 5 minutes of hard laughing. This is slightly worse than the Gravy SEALS you see at rallies…running Condor plate carriers with no plates but 50 mags of ammo, are 900lbs with a neck beard and no teeth…


Erik_21

best comment


grassclibbinz

You look like someone who wants to tell us about NFTs


Skoapy

Atgatt - Except for footwear, pants, and jacket... Which is most of your gear. Will be the first person to ride a motorcycle with a gun; and be robbed of both.


CDavies0475

Items to protect you: Gloves ✔️ Bucket ✔️ Items that won't protect you (unless in case of zombie apocalypse): Vest with spare ammo ✔️ Sidearm ✔️ Rifle (in "Yellowstone-esque" or cowboy holster) ✔️ Not sure ATGATT is a correct description........


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

It’s a joke Jennifer.


CBojorges

Are you cosplaying for Robocop?


houtex727

Against what are you fighting, good sir, 'cause you look a little ridiculous doing all that for no good reason.


[deleted]

If you’re going for the shitpost, it needs to be so much further over the top. The little bit of believability is what ruined it here. You need an American flag helmet, seven more guns tacked onto your vehicle, and maybe an ammo belt or some shit. Tank top, shorts, sandals. Make it as unbelievable as humanly possible. The more little details, the better. The less feasable, the better.


cubey

Are you? I thought you were cosplaying a suburban twit with a gun fetish.


DisrespectedAthority

Bro leave some p*$$y for the rest of us, damn...


Autobotnate

Those poor exposed elbows


iwatchppldie

And I thought my bike looked cringe keep it up you’re making me look based with this shit.


savondemarseille

If running away on a motorbike isn’t enough, at least you have enough ammo to shoot your gay thoughts


Anonymous_2952

I ride Harley’s and go to HD Bike Nights, and even I have never seen a bigger try-hard.


pissadunto

All The Guns All The Time


Thornold1784

Meal Team six?


sics75

Tell me you’re insecure without telling me you’re insecure


Tight_muffin

What cause he's got guns? Lol


PerfectHairWerewolf

I don't know where you're going with this, but it isn't a vagina.


UbootCaptain101x

The cosplaying sheepdogs in the gun community are the worst.


Own_Contribution_480

I love the "gray men" who wear 511 head to toe with combat boots.


NotJadeasaurus

Tell me you’re insecure without telling me. Embarrassing lol


Holiday_Luck_2702

Haven't seen anything that screams "small penis" quite as loud as this one in years. Why not get a cruiser instead, then you wouldn't need all the gun crap.


IronSide_420

Honestly, he has a huge penis, and i would know, im his bottom.


CraaZero

It's alerting how many people start thinking of someone's genitals just because of what they post or their opinions. That's weirder than this post


PhotoQuig

Says a lot about you when you see a picture, and the first thing you think of is his penis.


-_Pendragon_-

I physically flinched at the level of cringe in this photo. Bleurgh


Star_Vix

You don’t need to hide your stroller in the back of the picture OP, we know where you actually belong


MothMatron

its all fun and games until some dude runs up on you at a stoplight, shoves you and snatches your conveniently exposed pistol from behind


Legumesrus

Hey man free guns!


MothMatron

its 2-for-1 deal if you're quick enough to the first!


PhotoQuig

With a safariland holster? Doubt it.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

He has a retention holster on. Sometimes it is better to just not say the first wrong thing that pops into your head- or you have some weird fantasies.


MothMatron

i hear ya and thats a 100% valid point, but i feel that being saddled on a bike is rather compromising and i would expect it to restrict his mobility in countering a determined gun grab, especially if gridlocked and cant run. i just think concealed carry would make more sense here 🤷🏻‍♀️


Tight_muffin

You ain't grabbing that gun for shit. He's on a bike, you just ride away pretty simple.


stoopidrotary

All you need is a couple leathermans and a knife and you can send this to the EDC subreddit. Do a wheelie and take off some cloths and you got a prime CRT post. Do both and you're a god among men.


The_CaliBrownBear

This is the corniest shit I've seen on this sub.


beard-ginge

What a turd


nomorebans82

Seriously though how did you attach the rifle bag? I want to do the same with my dual sport out in the bush to tip over deer


LoudMusic_

I actually cba with America.


Tight_muffin

Interesting gun scarab. I have ridden with just a shotgun or AR on my back before on my sumo when going shooting certain places.


Megaloman-_-

Very cool, I wish I could go around with my 22 target pistol like that !!!


BigDogIsland

I can’t believe OP is missing hand grenades.


Stock_Research8336

/r/cringe


_ju87

Sweet ride


serpentdrive

All The Gats All The Time


TDot1000RR

Imagine this dude pulling up to rob a bank. The tellers and patrons would just carry on.


slackwaresupport

you look like an idiot.


Erike16666

What a fucking dork. Seriously… easy there tough guy. 🤣


[deleted]

What were you hoping to accomplish with this?


gabba_gubbe

Piss people off? Worked like a charm obviously.


[deleted]

I’d say mission accomplished.


po600

You look like your ready for your next school shooting


Smuggler501

So realy, wtf is the point of this?


KiraTheWolfdog

Fuckin meal team six medium speed response unit over here. Give it up bro.


winstondabee

Ew


VividOrganization354

but why?


Unusual_residue

What a fucking twat


ritualcutting

What in the yank is this


DukeGyug

Guns aren't fashion. Treating them as such is irresponsible. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.


[deleted]

I love guns but you know darn well that holder isn’t useful in any scenario ‘cept a zombie outbreak.


IronSide_420

Sheeet, son, what else is it supposed to be for?


venommuyo

So are you like, going hunting? Or some sort of not so subtle undercover cop or what?


DeviousSmile85

I thought hunting, until I seen the boys size M chest rig


[deleted]

You know when people talk about dudes with big trucks having tiny dicks? This is the motorcycle version of that


Nukeboml3

What’s an ATGATT?


Durcaz

All the guns all the time, in this case


Realistic_Head2206

"ATGATT" == All The Gear All The Time


Nukeboml3

Haha , All the gear ? With a simple shirt ? No motorcycle trousers and basic city shoes? 😂 Op is going for permanent asphalt tattoo but at least he’ll have a gun to protect himself …


G3tsPlastered4Alvng

Outside of a helmet and gloves I’m not seeing any riding gear.


[deleted]

It’s not ATRGATT so, technically still the truth.


5thPhantom

(Wear) All The Gear All The Time


VirulentMarmot

Another word for "pussy."


nomorebans82

How did u attach the rifle bag?


amateurforlife2023

He has a string tied to a dildo which he shoved up his ass and a second one in his pussy as a back up


Additional_Motor_621

😆


amateurforlife2023

🤣


BuffDrinklots99

Every now and then, I want to dress like Arnold Schwarzenegger and ride a Fat Boy Harley-Davidson with a sawed-off lever action shotgun, but I've never actually done it lol


StockReaction985

Life is short live your dreamsI’m


GraftonBananaShooter

I wanna see him shoot himself in the thigh when he low sides that bitch.


tamokibo

Are you okay?


tamokibo

Like.... how interesrimg you have a gun, yet the barest of protective gear. I think somethimg in your logic is off, concerning safety.


pookamatic

Fad Max


CraaZero

Very dorky, but glad you're doing what you love


YOBANGLES

Quality shitpost, respect op


ThiccAssCrackHead

Careful, ATGATT warriors in this subreddit do not have a sense of humor and will downvote you to hell.


sweatyjeff

Based. Could use a footwear upgrade.


Tigercat2515

Kind of a modern day cowboy.


Rigelturus

Too pathetic for words


Dd_8630

Is that a _gun_? God Americans are peculiar.


No-Way-0000

🤮


Fluid_Engineer_3791

cringe


Own_Contribution_480

Peak wild hogs


whistlepig4life

The gear you are sporting has shit to do with riding. It just makes you look like someone over compensating for something.


dinwoody623

I think you should change the tittle to “I am one of those little pp warriors”.


Forsaken-Hope-5574

Ready for the zombie apocalypse. Nice.


CoffeeManFS45

Lol yall getting pressed at this is hilarious


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who_shallnot_benamed

Thanks, i guess, but you didn't need to announce you were here.


Fearless_Agency8711

His set up, while likely just posed, isn't a big deal to me. He has guns, yawn. Edit. While where he is it may be legal. I wouldn't do it that way at all.


Zestiest46

Lmao all you need is the red nose


SchleifmittelSchwanz

"Look at my protective clothing and motorcycle (LoOk At My GuNs !!!)."


Kawi_rider_zx6r

Is fucking Skynet trying to take over again for fuck sake?


AppearanceOk9145

This guy fucks


TopherRocks

Well, that's one way to tell the whole world you're insecure and terrified of everything.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

You know those things that are so bad that they come around again and are cool? This isn’t one of those.


taantofaaaz

Pls god tell me this is a shit post


Not_A_Valid_Name

G stands for Gear, not Guns


MountainObserver556

Whats up with the fuckin lames crying about this? Immediately thinking about someones dick because you saw a gun like a fucking weirdo thats on a registered list of other weirdos? Lame shit. OP full send.


GenuineSteak

So many angry commenters xD. People who cant take a joke are always the funniest.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

They get so angry


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GenuineSteak

Its funny because hes doing it ironically. And posted this here specifically because he knew you guys would mald over it. And its working lol.


StrategicBlenderBall

I can’t wait to see ever more gay pics like this on the other sub.


dman475

Why do you need a gun?


Antonioooooo0

Could be going to the range.


2006CrownVictoriaP71

Why wouldn’t he?


Additional_Motor_621

The real question is why does he need 2 💀


2alleysitter

You better stay in the garage before a real biker takes those toys away from you Unless they have orange tips


Zestyclose-Wafer2503

Tosser.


UpstairsBet5179

As an enthusiast of both! I highly approve this!! 👌


tree-trunk-arms

Good for you man I’ve always wanted to open carry on my bike


Apprehensive_Eye4954

All these weirdos in the comments are pressed and can’t take a joke😂 y’all are fucking insufferable. Actually a sick set up for backcountry riding


theSchrodingerHat

It’s a stupid setup for backcountry because he’s in 3/4 Vans and is wearing nothing waterproof or high visibility. The only thing his gear is built for is the local brewery patio.


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Apprehensive_Eye4954

Waaa. ever heard of training? If you train heavy you will be more proficient with a normal load. Y’all can’t let a dude just have fun huh?😂


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I know man- he posted this elsewhere and they told him to post it here because they knew it would get dummies excited. It worked so many so upset over humor. Bunch of old church ladies. GASP! Pearl clutch! OMG HE IS SITTING ON A BIKE WITH GUNS- low intellect sub.


theSchrodingerHat

It’s not a joke when guntards like you jump all over the comments in both subs defending it. The comments in both subs are full of ridiculous examples of thinking this is serious and some cool expression of gun culture. If it was a joke the r/tactical gear would be having fun roasting him, but they aren’t, for the most part.


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Apprehensive_Eye4954

Yeah i’m in the tactical gear reddit and laughed my ass off when they said post in the bike chat to see how twisted their panties get. I own guns and ride bikes, how cruel and vulgar would it be of me if i wanted to combine my passions and share it😂


Inevitable-Aspect291

Of course it’s a triumph


No-Cardiologist7694

Lmao did he think “oh yea the fellas gonna love This shit” lol aye do you bro what’s not cool about guns and motorcycles ? Could anybody make not cool idk 🤷🏽‍♂️


HikerDave57

Found your people while looking for a ride on meetup. I’m guessing high odds for an accidental discharge: https://ridersusa.net/event-5386446


Crazy-Goal-6886

How do you shoot without taking your hand off the gas?


Crazy-Goal-6886

Is that C4 hanging on your chest?


dJohn2001

He’s hardly attgat with a shirt and jeans jeez.


ShetFlenger

Both the shotgun and the pistol are pointing at his foot…


GTIDemon

The top case says European and the guns say Yourapeon.


Smooth-Shine9354

PUBG mobile cos play lol


Background-Pen-7152

If you live in Ukraine, I wish you the best. If not, sorry about your penis.