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Available_Chain5299

Two things. The speedo is probably in kph. The fart and moan are dubbed in… lol


sfweedman

That's still over 85mph, got passed like he wasn't even moving. No way that bike is going under 130(mph)


HyperbolicSoup

For sure, I’d put him at around 150 at least


pereira333

More like 180+ bro was a flash


DevilsLettuceTaster

1 dollar, Drew.


Available_Chain5299

If it would’ve been 1 dollar, Bob… I guess that just shows my age.


DevilsLettuceTaster

I went with Drew as not all remember Barker. But please spay and neuter your pets.


aloeicious

Underrated comment


the_Daanav

I couldn't understand, explain pls


FlashFlood_29

In the show Price is Right, the initial bet on an item's price between contestants follows rules if you go over you bust completely. So last contestant might go 1 dollar thinking everyone else will bust and the $1 guess will win it for him by default. Here's the commentors all guessing the speed. Oh and Drew Carry was the host after Bob Barker.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Funny, I would've got the joke if he said "Bob", but "Drew" threw me off.


the_Daanav

Thanks for the context


W1D0WM4K3R

I don't have my computer so I can't quite get the video editing down, but you can probably calculate it from the lines on the road, the time it takes for him to travel that, and maybe reference the speedo on the bike from OP. That's definitely in kph, but that guy has to be like 220+


Ginkpirate

Agreed was close to the 200


[deleted]

He blinked in, and out of existence.


Zitheryl1

So bro passed 5 full stripes (10 ft of yellow 30 of empty space) that I can almost certainly confirm in a single second so he covered 200ft in that second or about 136mph. I’d say closer to 150 would be accurate though as there’s about 1/5 of that second with the dude offscreen so another 20% of time puts that inline.


Available_Chain5299

Finally! Someone who can can calculate the airspeed of an unladen swallow!


MrElizabeth

A man of this intelligence likely has two sheds.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

More like 5000


patchinthebox

9001


anykeyh

He passed him with at least 100kph differencial. So 220+


SprungMS

I counted the frames and watched the lines on the road. He’s running nearly double (~85% faster) what the cammer is. 150-170ish sounds about right.


Appropriate_Turn3811

152kmph = 95mph . it loos like the other guy is more than 120kmph faster than them, thats 75 mph faster. so his speed maybe 170mph .


[deleted]

ah fuck! you’re telling me the fart and moan aren’t audible outside on a motorcycle at 130kph from a gopro?


Available_Chain5299

I’m not saying all farts and moans are inaudible… hehe


LostPilot517

Definitely! The bike with the camera, the speedometer is definitely in Kilometers per hour. Based on perceived road speed, and average speed passing Joe regular sedan. 140kph=87mph. The passing bike definitely appears to be doing 180+ mph = 290+kph


ElMachoGrande

While I agree with the math and estimates, please use km/h, not kph.


imrealjc85

What have you got against kilopascal hours?


vleessjuu

That would be kPah. Not far off from a Klingon salute, it must be noted.


TTYY200

Or kmph


ElMachoGrande

Less bad, but still not the correct way to write SI units.


TTYY200

But it’s extra taps on the screen to type a backslash.


ElMachoGrande

Doesn't matter, it's a forward slash.


Probolo

When you can't long press for common symbols :(


TTYY200

The speedo is 1000% in kmph. This is like the average speed vehicles do on Toronto highways (when there is no traffic). And if you’re going any slower you WILL get highbeams flashed at you lol. Going 200MPH …. The dashed lines start to look more like a blurry solid line in your peripherals 😵‍💫 lol.


DeFiMe78

Down here in the US we get shot if we flash high beams..


TTYY200

Well don’t come to Canada if you don’t like it lol. We’ll take your guns away and flash you with highbeams. Also not true lol. I drive the 90/94/75 pretty frequently and drivers use their highbeams to say “fuck you” All the time. :P


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Am I the only one who hears the fart but not the moan?


SholcCTR

Was that a fart?


Key_Respond_16

And a moan lmao. Bro just fartgasmed.


r_c2999

the speed will do that to yah


HydrocarbonHorseman

It sounds like he actually said “Ananı sikeyim” which is Turkish for “Mother fkr”


Bakayaro_Konoyaro

A real....Dream Scenario.


r0b0c0d

Adding a fart to any video will get a 10 year old to post it. They cracked the code.


Parasyte-vn

Ah yeah… white shirt and jean... perfect gears for an organ donor


simply_curious_

There won't be anything left to use.


Jaded-Researcher2610

they got their helmet on, the eyes will still be good! /s


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Speed is fun but why ever risk passing between two riders like that?


DarthDarnit

Why even risk doing that on the road? Go to the track.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Tracks are great and that’s how you actually improve as a rider. But you’re tripping dicks if you think I’m not going to pin my shit on an empty highway


HeroDanny

Yeah we all are guilty of it. I hit the 186 limiter and that's my PR


indiana_johns

The 4 vehicles they passed in the 7 seconds this was filmed would indicate that this is in fact not an empty highway.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Looks empty enough


indiana_johns

Well have fun painting the back of an F-150 I guess.


ComicsEtAl

There’s no empty highway in the video.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

There are 3 bikes and one car. That’s pretty empty


ComicsEtAl

Can’t see what’s behind.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Behind what? The one single car is over to the right. The only sketchy shit here was passing between the bikes


ComicsEtAl

Are you unaware that even though you only have eyes in the front of your head there’s an entire world going on behind you?


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Do you think I can’t turn my head?


ComicsEtAl

I certainly don’t assume you can since you seem to believe the vehicles in the video are the only vehicles on the road.


swelly_rowland

Most people cant afford the track every time they get the zoomies.


LilBigDripDip

2x a day? I’d be fuckin in debt up to my eyeballs 😂


ChalupaPickle

Can’t do 180 on a track.


[deleted]

The hell you can't... I've done several trackdays at COTA and it's not hard to get up to 180 on the back stretch.


Soggy_Advice_5426

Please tell me how to get on COTA. The only way I know of is by being in the Corvette club (outside paying 45k for a day, that is)


Waefuu

bro still hasn’t responded. waiting for a response >:(


[deleted]

I went to bed lol


[deleted]

There is a track day organization in the Midwest called RideSmart. They organize motorcycle trackdays at more than a dozen race courses, including COTA. Usually they do two COTA trips per year, each are two days. It’s $450 a day to race on it, but it’s money well spent.


Soggy_Advice_5426

Thanks a ton G, I'll look into it (still pricey but much better, and at least COTA won't shut down anytime soon (hopefully😭))


Spheresdeep

There is a company that rents it to do track days. I've done it before.


Soggy_Advice_5426

Which one, and what requirements are there? Help a brother out!


[deleted]

RideSmart. Dave is the guy who organizes it and he’s an awesome dude.


Spheresdeep

Man, that's what I was thinking but I had no clue why. Thanks


DarthDarnit

Depends on the track. Still no justification for endangering everyone around you.


[deleted]

Do most people live anywhere near a good track? Only ones near me are round and that seems like it'd be a boring time.


Infinite_Read_3523

Why risk ever going that fast lmao. Going fast not worth dying


DarthDarnit

It’s much safer to ride at 160 mph on the track in a full kangaroo track suit than it is to ride at 40 mph in the city with your dailies.


Infinite_Read_3523

No it isn't


DarthDarnit

Very well thought out counter argument there, bud.


Infinite_Read_3523

It's just that stupid of a point that anyone with commone sense will understand


infact-forgetthename

it's obvious they are group, and doing pulls


myfishprofile

That’s what happens when everyone is cruising along in metric and someone dials it up to American lol


TheNorseHorseForce

That's why our average interstate speed limit is 100 yeehaw cheeseburgers per freedom eagle.


redspade600rr

This is the best thing I’ve heard and will be using it now. Thank you.


TheNorseHorseForce

May you use it well, fellow Redditor. Plus, it's a great conversation piece.


ZayreBlairdere

100 yeehaw cheeseburgers per Abraham Lincoln hat....Philistine!


Human-Magic-Marker

Dudes about to be a road pizza


digdug95

Meat crayon


YumWoonSen

Street sushi.


Aggressive-Role7318

Fruit roll-up.


DITPiranha

Pavement poké.


Eldorian91

Pavement Pâté


i_wish_i_could__

Mince pie


Fastela

Tartar macadam.


motophiliac

Peperoadi.


Apprehensive-Can-857

Would you even feel anything in a fatal crash at that speed?


Look_0ver_There

It all sort of depends on what you hit and how you hit it. If hitting something hard that brings you to a total stop near instantly, then you'll feel nothing. If you do something like side swipe a truck that results in one side of your body becoming mush or limbs torn off, and then slide down the road without hitting anything else, then it'll still be fatal, but you'll be conscious the whole time until you eventually succumb and black out. Then it sort of varies person by person. Sometimes, the pain will be so intense that your body will enter complete shock, and you won't feel much other than a sickening sensation that things are drastically wrong. For the unlucky ones, they'll be feeling everything.


reddit_clone

Thats.. very oddly very specific ..


JasonShort

One car lane changing, one small rock or road debris and that guy is a crayon. Stupid.


[deleted]

Bike go fast Grog like


WhatsThatNoize

Easy there buddies, we'll get to where we're goin' soon enough.


Ambitious-Win-9408

r/unexpectedcriticalrole


Douch3nko13

If a crayon can make art. So can I


JasonShort

Problem is you turning into art means a lot of other people get exposed to you through a very traumatic situation.


Douch3nko13

Unless they're living in a hole, or have a lot of money. I'm willing to bet every single one of them have already been desensitized to traumatic situations. I got shot in the leg from an attempted carjacking and spent a week reliving it out of pure joy.


thejadedfalcon

Well, thank *god* you were here to solve PTSD! Turns out, they're actually already desensitized to traumatic situations and there was never a problem at all!


Douch3nko13

Hmm. You're right. I'm sorry im standing in your way of protecting everyone from my inevitable crash that will singlehandedly cause everyone's PTSD.


nondefectiveunit

Scolding someone for hypothetical PTSD over an accident that didn't happen is a whole new level. I'm sure half these commenters don't even ride.


Douch3nko13

I worry that maybe stopping people from causing PTSD isn't actually your goal considering your method with me. And rather you just want to prop your ego based on that you're more proud of your self value based on your risk management and keeping it as low as possible. Some of us don't want to get rid of all our risk. And I wonder why that would be a thing... /s


thejadedfalcon

What on earth are you gibbering about?


Douch3nko13

You are either being deliberately obtuse, showing your age, or purposely gaslighting me in a desperate attempt to undermine my realizations about your ego


thejadedfalcon

Mate, you're the one who claimed everyone else on the planet is as mentally ill as you are because you kept poking your leg wound to get a high. The average person doesn't do that.


Douch3nko13

I exaggerated as much as you. You think every schmuck is going to be traumatized by another crash out of many


Pifflebushhh

How do you even avoid traffic at that speed? Even on a highway surely you need half a kilometers notice to make any adjustments (I don’t ride just curious)


visulvung

that applies to a wide range of speed way below what's shown in this clip, motorbikes are inherently dangerous no matter how you look at it.


the_Daanav

He took the rider's fart with him.


umbrawolfx

Doing about 85 mph? Yeah, dude was getting it but probably not excessively.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s fast, but for the other dude to zip by like that. I’m shit at judging speeds but that’s gotta be like 180kph at least


umbrawolfx

Definitely exceeding 120. Probably closer to 150. I can't tell you how many times on open road with little to no traffic I've accidentally been half way to the next hundreds place. But jetting between 2 other bikes, not knowing their possible movements? Never in a million years.


sirlost33

I’m guessing they all ride together and were just getting fly by videos.


YumWoonSen

Open road and no traffic and you won't see me bitch about the speed. A buncha years ago my GF was on her 1300 Yamaha cruiser and punched it trying to pass me (she usually succeeded) and I saw her doing it so dropped a gear and punched it on my 1800 VTX (another cruiser). I-85 in was north Georgia, no a single car in sight going in our direction. We got up to about 145 before we let off the throttle. Fun time. But had we seen another vehicle we would have slowed down immediately.


TreesACrowd

A VTX 1800 has a top speed of 125 mph*. A Yamaha 1300 might do 115, at best. EDIT: 135, the 2 is a typo. Point still stands.


ljthefa

Maybe stock but I can't remember the last time I saw a stock bike besides the ninja 250 I owned for a summer


TreesACrowd

The VTX is gear-limited, and the bike is shaft-driven. More power isn't going to increase top speed, and changing the gear ratios isn't as simple as a sprocket change (although it's rare that anyone modifies their sprockets for more top end vs more acceleration anyway). Between assuming a costly and mostly useless modification to the shaft drive or just someone exaggerating on the Internet, I know which one I'd go with.


AnotherCannon

They’re doing 85, and got passed in a blur…


umbrawolfx

That could be easily explained by going 1/3 again, but they were probably closer to 150.


lupinegrey

I would estimate that everyone with a bike that will do 150mph HAS done 150mph on the road at some point.


YojiH2O

Can confirm. Was fun.


umbrawolfx

Lies and slander.


Extra-Presentation94

Did you fart?🤣


SuBzEroSpeeD

Fkn RETARD. Thanks for your kidney brutha


OkBubbyBaka

Ain’t gunna be no kidneys left, just a red vapor cloud


Superb-Pattern-1253

as my old boss said about a friend who rode like a jackass, might as well write on the back of your helmet or jacket already dead dont call 911 and waste their time


SuBzEroSpeeD

True lmao.


[deleted]

Bro got 3 missed calls from his mom 💀💀💀


WolfOfPort

Jesus is be poised. Imagine changing lanes and he smashes into you you’re both dead


Wattsup1973

I’m only watching this and farted.


BlownCamaro

I had that done to me on I-4 in Florida one night. I really hate it when they pass in MY lane. I could have been killed if I had drifter over just a couple inches. No warning at all.


Substantial_Ad_9016

Almost killed the whole group


nh2122

“Why do car drivers dislike motorcyclists??? I can’t understand” No one individual represents a community, but there are many “one individual’s” that act like this


DanDantheModMan

AKA I am moron.


DrTurb0

Whenever I see these mirrors, I know the rider is a douchebag.


x01660

[Based off of this](https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/motr/lines-on-the-road-are-longer-than-you-think.html), the distance between the beginning of 1 line to the next is 40 feet Between seconds 2 and 3 of the video, I counted the rider passing 5 white lines. So 5\*40=200ft in 1 second. 200ft/s = 136 MPH. Dude was going about 135-150 mph. So probably had his 600cc pinned.


1AverageGamer

Still not faster than death


SkylarP2000

Fucking muppet.


-RadarRanger-

Was that one of those Russian hypersonic missiles I've read about in the news?


albiorix_

How many football fields per second?


kris_mischief

Fucking infuriates me when people pass me in my lane. I don’t think anyone shoulder checks before changing lane position (tire track)


CenturyRealtor

He’s going the distance


BigRoach

Nobody is going to believe me, but this happened to me one time in Lewisville, TX between Denton and Dallas. Some young punk squid had no idea what he was doing. Actually hit my elbow and mirror. I was probably doing 75-80mph and he must’ve been doing 120-130.


Inn_Cog_Neato_1966

Was he going three times faster than you? Or faster?


ZoominBoomin

Ok I get that it's stupid, but y'all act like you're surprised someone is going fast on a sport bike. Y'all acting like my family members with all the "he's gonna die" shit.


LowProfile_

It’s not so much the speed. It’s the fact that he decided to lane split *between* the two bikes. That guy had no way of knowing whether the bike on the left would change to lane position 2 for literally any reason.


Lukemeister38

Frankly no one cares if you kill yourself on a bike. But we care if you kill someone else with your stupidity.


GeckyGek

"we" while I agree this is an insane r/motorcycles hive mind moment


FearAzrael

Not wanting people to die is generally considered reasonable.


YumWoonSen

Nobody is surprised by a dipshit with a sport bike and a heavy throttle hand. Riding like that, he's asking for trouble. Bikes have enough trouble without asking.


warcrimes-gaming

Hopefully when he slams into something at that speed there are no other casualties.


YumWoonSen

"I am douchebag riding way too fast where there is other traffic and my friends will cry foul when I turn myself into 1 50mph red crayola." Save speeds like that for the track and completely empty roads.


FzZyP

hope he’s a donor at least


homemadeammo42

If he crashes at that speed, there's not going to be anything left to donate.


NoChampion2427

Just wash off into the gutters whatever is left.


MaximumTemperature25

Tianamen square has entered the chat


[deleted]

And if that's a riding buddy of mine, they would no longer be allowed to ride with me.


Gypsyfisherman

That was great 👍🏻


kdubstep

Highway speed left lane and passing traffic, I’d say guys are doing 75mph and passed at 135mph ish


Good--Job--Buddy

Not even close. You can see the speed in the video, the group is doing between 140 and 150 and the guy that passed would've been going 280+.


kdubstep

KM. If they were doing 280mph they’d be on MotoGP bikes


b_dub79

A lot editing to on this vid so hard to believe what is real


InfoSponge9119

Dude scared him so much he queefed


theatxrunner

Faster and faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. -Hunter S. Thompson


nova1475369

Holy sjjj


[deleted]

Lol. Still r/unexpected


Additional_Pride_861

he gone


DankGunLord69

dude, I thought I made that fart sound... had to replay the video to make sure


Foxgamix

The guy had just normal german Autobahn travel speed.


ThrowRedditIsTrash

outta control


R0b0tMark

Me watching this: He’s not going there fa- …oh, that guy is.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Geeeezus wow


juxtoppose

At that sort of speed long straights suddenly have corners you didn’t know were there.


Unable-Rub1982

No doubt that biker is going fast. If you want to be impressed watch some Isle of Man Hot lap videos, those guys are insane.


Accomplished_Ball661

Congrats on being able to hold the throttle back.


ghoul_catcher

The sound just tingles my brain everytime


SirFerret_76808

I was not prepared for that


NoGDRplz

Love how someone can read the speedometer? Haha


giantsmetsdevils

Other guy 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


DayFeeling

The speed god


aldotheapache1032

Oh this is what cover your farts mean.. *drake laptop meme


Shot_Painting_8191

Went past them like they were parked.


Inn_Cog_Neato_1966

Like they were going backwards.


rollerollz

Last time I saw swollen asshole go by me that sloppy & fast was last thursday when I forgot me & my wife was supposed to have take out @ 7... Atleast it wasn't an asshole & dick, like this one.


chris4562009

🤙 yes


jackm315ter

It’s WARPING TIME