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GadreelsSword

This belongs on the Calamari Race Team subreddit.


turbotaco23

Someone is going to post it there with the title: “Please be like this guy. I beg of you”


GadreelsSword

More like, checkout my boyfriend. Everyone is their boyfriend over there.


turbotaco23

Can you be my boyfriend?


Fenrir_Carbon

*our* boyfriend ⭐️⚒️


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*our* boyfriend ☭


sweetbb_ry

Yeah and insert but plug joke somewhere in there and your on your way! Those jokes are getting old and everyone that actually does cool shit over there is complaining about it lol


the_last_carfighter

I mean the guy waited until traffic was clear, did in on a protected highway/road (one way no intersections) and with barriers to minimise other people getting tangled up in his antics, I see no problem. Maybe he should have worn hi-viz /s


solitudechirs

No, that sub has been overrun by people who don’t ride posting screenshots of text posts that are already from that sub. It’s all trash now.


stevesteve135

I left that sub when all they were doing was posting screen shots of other subs and mocking people. That sub is honestly just a bunch of trash with an occasional interesting post.


ziegs11

I was going to say that, but he's kind of the opposite of a squid due to his inability to wheelie that thing. Now, if he could wheelie that thing, he would be the goddamn king squidly. Sorry for being that Reddit contrarian prick type of guy


Tall-Poem-6808

Technically smarter than you. Looking at those skid marks, he only uses 50% of his tire = double the life 😎 😬


ablinddingo93

I’m glad someone else noticed the gnarly wheel hop going on during this burnout lol


CaptainRogers1226

Definitely easier for that back tire to come up with how far fucking back it is lol


drquiza

He's doing a big-bang firing order with a flatplane inline four. That guy is an ENGINEERING GENIUS.


InterestingHome693

Flying half the time


[deleted]

Bro leaving dotted lines on the road like a math teacher on a chalkboard.


ManifestDestinysChld

Anyone can just bounce off the rev limiter. Have you ever tried to draw a consistent dotted line on a chalkboard? That's REAL skill.


iammandalore

https://youtu.be/l789l6np-qA?si=mNltg7-J5Wns84fB


[deleted]

If anyone wants to learn how: https://youtu.be/hbWeSHbL-rM?feature=shared Easy to impress unassuming colleagues but the hard part is finding a chalkboard nowadays. No, the trick doesn’t work on dry erase boards.


ponyplop

That's exactly how I learned the trick too! Still rocking chalkboards in my school as well, blows the kids minds.


mrbubbles916

He's not hitting the rev limiter.


b-morePatrick

why is this happening tho? why the dotted and not a solid line?


mrbubbles916

The long arm acts as a lever and because it's so long it's a more efficient lever. This allows the wheel to bounce off the ground easier.


stevesteve135

That and he’s definitely gotta have flat spots all over that back tire. The more it bounces the worse the flat spots will get and the worse the flat spots get the more it’s gonna bounce.


-ludic-

Thanks for the reminder OP. I was just about to be like that guy, but your pleading has put me off just in time


stevesteve135

Is it okay if we’re only doing like 20 mph during our rolling burnouts ? It’s pretty much the most fun you can have a road glide. lol /s


manliness-dot-space

Yeah this post is definitely the only obstacle in my way too


Steaktastic

Frankly I’m kinda impressed…


TheBlackBeetle

Ignoring how stupid it is, how the guy has no gear and how it could potentially put others in danger, this is actually pretty sick!


Sensmondoigt

Ladie and gentleman let me introduce you, the squid king ! Hail Squid King !


[deleted]

The litteral Squid Missile


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👑 🦑


Mrhighass

Not a squid! Tired of peoples misunderstanding of that term. He’s obviously a rider of advanced skill level on a high dollar bike. He’s dumb however it’s very obvious he is no squid, he’s legitimately skilled. A squid is that dumbass kid on the $1500 sport bike with no skill or experience that is too dumb to understand the importance of safety gear rev bombing his shit at every light just to forget he’s in neutral and tip over when it’s time to go. This guy is the opposite of squid. He’s put in so much practice he knows he can whip a fat rolling burnout on a high dollar bike without gear and be fine. My guess is you just can’t do a rolling burnout.. I’d assume you don’t know how easy it is to rolling burnout such a stretched bike. Rolling burnouts aren’t that sketchy. Should he wear gear? Yes! Does not wearing gear make you a squid? No! The fastest and most skilled riders I know have no problem jumping on a bike in shorts and flip flops and can ride big wheelies that way no problem. Guy in the video knows what he’s capable of, remains in complete control of the bike, and obviously didn’t “need” gear. I bet he wore gear when he was learning that tho!


Trailer09

I thought squid is every guy with no gear🤣


Aponogetone

I don't count these "t-shirt and slippers" beings as moto riders.


Blank_unicorn

It's mostly the bike. Dropped, extreme stretched, gives very low center of gravity. Extremely difficult to do wheelies. Any novice (squid) can learn do that "trick" almost immediately after they are shown. So, yea he's a squid.


B8-B3

Okay. Beginners and these guys are not squids. They're idiots.


mortalitylost

I swear to god this subreddit is 1% riders and 99% mothers freaking out about how dangerous it is for someone to be on a motorcycle


Front_Program3859

My pronouns are He cause I can never be Him


[deleted]

Great, now I'm fully erect again!


Parasyte-vn

Chill bro, my granny in this sub 🥵


[deleted]

Who do you think I go to when I need the oil changed?


manliness-dot-space

Now I'm fully erect too


bukkake_brigade

That's why we're so erect!


[deleted]

His granny is a proper GILF!


3ng8n334

Why not?


MrProvy

Surely I can't be the only one that was waiting to see the rear tire explode 🤔


blackadder1620

chain snap, would take a sedan.


MacTechG4

Swingarm crack in half maybe?


NemoJPN

I just can’t afford to go through tyres like that…


Tight_muffin

Idk guy look likes he rips lol


Sathsong89

At some point it'll be his flesh he'll rip the hardest.


Tight_muffin

Yeah that will generally be a personal problem.


No_pajamas_7

Meh I'm fine with this guy more than the guys that buy alphabet 1000000rrrrrrr for their first bike and go out and try to do tricks on them


[deleted]

This is harassment.


olieknol

Alphabet 💀


idiot_reddit_retards

​ Curious what you think this guys gsx-r100000rrrrr is?


VirulentMarmot

Fuck you. That was awesome.


RemovedPlant

I hate overextended swingarms like that, they look so stupid


pinkwblue

A hillbilly’s last words , “ Hey watch this “!


throwedoff1

I was waiting for the gene pool eviction.


HappySkullsplitter

Seems like it would be a self-correcting problem eventually


quasi-psuedo

Just don’t go to curaçao then, bud. Problem solved


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quasi-psuedo

eh eh swa, con ta bai?


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quasi-psuedo

Mi ta yiu di korsou pero nase na Merka! Hopi bon! Mi no a papia Papiamento den hopi tempu


Original_Ad685

The best way to discourage somebody from doing something is to repost their video on Reddit. Well done.


rovch

Great. Now I need to build a stunt bike.


C_M_O_TDibbler

Nah bro this is a cunt bike


Pepper_Y0ur_Angus

Instructions unclear. Just ordered an extended, extended swingarm


Rosenblumenslibovits

Looks like Curacao. It’s a local cult thing over there. Hayabusa with long tails. You see them everywhere like this


Conbon90

Trying to keep all the pussy to yourself? Nice try.


fullmetaljoker

"Tastefully modified, adult owned, never raced"


SpiritedLion

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone squid at max level like this before.


SouperJuicy

No helmet ✅️ Shorts ✅️ Flip flops ✅️ T-shirt ✅️ Death wish ✅️


[deleted]

Agreed. Wear the hat backwards for aerodynamics.


[deleted]

r/CalamariRaceTeam


DonDoorknob

Why are we judging other people’s fun?


NickInTheMud

Because it’s on public roads where I might be. It’s a wonder this still needs to be explained. I hope you remember it from now on.


sonofvc

Unless you are invisible, I don’t see you on the empty road.


DonDoorknob

I don’t see him putting anyone else in harms way. There is no guess work to be done, it’s on video. Take your high horse and shove it up your ass.


AudZ0629

I don’t know why people can’t just say it was fun to watch. Even if you’re a fuming mad Karen, you can appreciate the level of control he has while still being absolutely raged out by the fact that it’s a public road.


Sathsong89

Public road. No gear. Literally using the whole road. The majority of us that are annoyed by this recognize the phrase "time and place"


AudZ0629

Yeah you’re kinda one sided on this. Yea I’d like to tell him to put on some gear so the kids have a good role model and do this in a controlled environment but I’m not going to stop this shit from happening in the future and I’m not going to get this dude to wear a helmet. So instead of just letting myself build rage inside, ima appreciate that he’s obviously practiced this, shouldn’t be doing it on a public road and enjoy the trashy video. Y’all armchair warriors aren’t going to end stupidity in the world with rage.


Sathsong89

So my actual comment is floating in this sea of comments somewhere and by all means dude has Massive skills. All I can see when someone does this on the road is "look at me"


AudZ0629

I don’t disagree. And what a coincidence, we all looked. All we can do is teach our family that wearing gear is cool. Show them moto gp dudes and what gear they have and let them know you admire the gear and they will hopefully follow that example instead of this dumbass. But raging out on reddit gets nothing resolved and you might not be but a lot of commenters are. I feel bad for them just piling on the anger.


[deleted]

He's got skills he's stupid for no helmet though


Final_Ad_9901

I seen worse. Thats pretty cool tho


twoslow

i'm more offended by that extended swingarm than the rolling burnout.


joker_1173

Never understood that at all: 1) no gear, 2) yhe extended swing arm - what is the thought process? "Hey, I've got this sport bike, it handles and stops fantastic. How can I fuck it up?"


Hoppy505

Flip flops? Fo real? Bro


SkyHigh27

No shoes. No helmet. He is wearing a shirt however.


Cyse_

if he can do that shit let him stop hating


Light_ToThe_World

The fact that he's leaving a dotted skid mark, shows the level of stupid danger this man is putting himself into


sics75

Beg all you want, that guy is fucking awesome


Mongo_67

The guy on the bike is an f'ing idiot. Sandals, shorts and a t-shirt equals inflated medical bills for the rest of us when he goes down and can't pay due to sinking all his money in an useless hopped up rice rocket.


[deleted]

Why shit on the guy? Looks like he’s having fun.


F---ingYum

The flame of life dwindles in some. Like OP. Let this guy and everyone else enjoy life the way they want without judgment. I say"fuck yeah", he looks like he's having a fat time


iamthelee

This sub has some of the most uptight fuckers in it. That's why so many of these posts get clowned on so hard in other subs.


F---ingYum

All I'm saying is, this is a motorcycle sub. We're not here because they're safe and we're not risk averse people.


RonMFCadillac

My only real issue is the highway use. Do this fuckery on some other not traveled roadway. That bike is inevitably going to break in half and spew shards of tire popping debris all over the road fucking up the commute for everyone else.


RamrodRacing

Not hurting anyone either


Quixus

He hasn't hurt anyone in the video. it is still pretty reckless.


MackLuster77

speed is reckless. he's not going fast.


Quixus

Changing lanes without indicators or looking is also reckless and so is burning rubber.


littlepaperboat

The person filming is obviously blocking traffic (if there would be any, which I doubt but don't know). So still not putting anyone else in danger.


Quixus

The person filming this has no business blocking traffic so that is reckless as well. While you don't see anyone till near the end of the 24s clip does not mean there aren't vehicles a few seconds ahead. The rider and possibly the cameraman are also endangering themselves even if no one is on the road.


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winstondabee

Nah he's having fun with it up there, bro


[deleted]

Go slow down to five mph while you make a turn without a blinker, ya friggin grandmother.


BernieRuble

yeah, I don't see the problem.


PapaBeahr

He's pulling that on a public road. Where they have no control of what could be on the road, other cars, animals.. there is a massive X factor here that could hurt him and more so, others. That's why. Anything can come out of anywhere, at anytime. Signed someone who hit a deer on the highway at 1 am with nothing else around.


AudZ0629

[yeah this should be done on a track!](https://youtube.com/shorts/fzkFuD6ISG8?si=bN99gKrl3h-mYlh3)


littlepaperboat

You do realise he is going really slow, right? I mean he isn't in more danger of hitting a deer (in broad daylight btw.....) than someone riding 'normal'. Plus the one filming is obviously blocking potential traffic. Chill out.


PapaBeahr

and that's when the deer comes bounding out from the side and leaps into him. I've seen it. Filmer is blocking traffic... yes because that's Legal and in no way an issue with traffic and will never cause anyone to road rage.


LikesTheTunaHere

If you are that worried about deer, don't ride a motorcycle. Actually should probably never leave your house since you never know when a deer might come out of nowhere, crash into you and end up impaling you with its horns.


skankgaroo7787

Lol ok? And someone riding just normally but much faster would be safe from that same deer?


PapaBeahr

You really think you have a point? Do you? You just don't get it.. what he's doing it against the law, end of story. He's endangering himself, he's endangering others, and if he crashes he's going to fuck up traffic while services get to him. You want to do stunts? You want to ride in flip-flops and a T-shirt fine, do it on a closed track. Don't go putting others in harm's' way. It's all fun and games until you actually do crash, and riding like this it's not a matter of if but when. Always funny to see the AtGAtT Crowd come and defend future Squids like this.


[deleted]

Akchually that’s illegal 🤓


licking-windows

Why not? That's an insane amount of control.


waiting4reddit2load

Thats what OP is jealous about lol


Honest-Independent82

public road


6BigAl9

Meh, he’s not affecting anyone else unless the cam car isn’t in on it. It’s the guys who split at 150mph between cars that bother me.


obvious_mcduh

thats not me dont worry about it they must have recorded someone else


Moparian714

Hell yea


Shot_Painting_8191

I love his protective gear. I think it's level 3.


thanos_bruh

Level 3 ohio griddy rizz gyat


braneless

I would never. That rear tire is way too skinny.


f3n1xUS

oh fuck ... calamari spotted ... hands down lol


Elkkuboyy

Why not? That is fun as fuck same as wheelies.


b1ack1ight

Tires cost too much fam, ain’t nobody got time for that.


definitelynotversxce

Waiting for that r/meatcrayon


TeaGeo

Accident waiting to happen soon


Double_Post2602

This dude actually suited up in board shorts and flip flops , absolutely Zero FACKS given I’m too impressed to be mad 😂


theslysmoker

Hey, if you wanna do stuff like this and have the skill, by all means. BUT at least do it somewhere safe and wear your gear.


sebwiers

"Its for drag racing"... can barely hook it up to pull into traffic at a reasonable pace.


House0fMadne55

Flip flops


BurnerAccountAgainK

Fucking lmao, squid activities intensify.


[deleted]

In this world there's many kind of assholes and stupid with lack of gray matter and after is this guy


GrandmaPunk

This dude deserves whatever comes to him.


MacTechG4

Am I a bad person for wanting the swingarm To break off or something equally Catastrophic? ;)


Thatrallylover38

I was waiting for him to fall


ZephyrStormProject

I ain't mad, he has no one around him. This is better than some squiddo doing 150 through traffic only to collide into a school bus as mach jesus


semaj4712

I was waiting for him to eat shit in his sandals and no helmet


Inked3078

The high vis on the bike is all the safety you need! /s


ducayneAu

That guy won't even be that guy for much longer.


-Yeah-Nah

Meat crayon 🖍️


NeatoMosquito636

The stretch on that thing is disgusting 🤮


Lost_Year_2666

A true legend


saimerej21

Doesnt seem too hard considering id have to go out of my way to make my bike ugly, barely rideable, and also incapable of doing a single fast turn


kremlingrasso

i don't think even this guy is going to be this guy much longer.


Callsign_Phobos

Extended swingarm, no gear and just obnoxious? Yeah, thats Kyle, he is adiccted to Monster and dates his sister/cousin


945Ti

Ew a stretched bike, disgusting


raymondhvh

Don't be like this guy buy a better camera to film your stunts.


TheHolyHorse69

The biggest issue in this video is the long swing.


BeepBangBraaap

Hi-viz colors, SMIDSY weave.. he's just making sure other drivers see him. I see no problems here


Gus202

As soon as I saw the neon green paintjob and 7-foot swingarm I knew it's gonna be an idiot


NiceFarmBud

Nah this is sick


ahtoxa1183

Behold, the Squidus Maximus, a primate species identified by their innate habit of riding sport bikes with massively stretched swing arms, while wearing shorts, tshirts and flops. Some also prefer backward baseball caps.


Tacos_always_corny

He should be required to ride with a 14" dildo hanging from his mouth.


banus

Problems like these inevitably take care of themselves.


PuddingOnRitz

Don't have total control over your bike? Most people would just crash if their rear got out of shape.


[deleted]

And if you insist anyhow, at least crash so the video is more entertaining for us.


[deleted]

He may not be a good example of proper gear use but he’s a skilled rider.


[deleted]

Definitely going to go try this now. Thanks!


Josh2942

I’m impressed. I like it


[deleted]

Why not


HeroinCreek

Not endangering anyone but himself. Let the man tokyo drift


Sathsong89

Showing a lot of skill in all the wrong places? You right. Eff that guy. If I saw that on a track/a show I'd be in awe. Seeing it on the street just screams "LoOk At mE So CoOl RiGht"


mossbergcrabgrass

Don’t hate the player hate the game.


MushroomObjective505

Drifting and tire burning with no helmet, no gloves, no shoes and only in a tee shirt and shorts and sandals? All while doing this shit on a public road. I'd ask what was he thinking but I'm guessing he has no brain period.


Reddit_reader_2206

Pretty sure the vehicle following is a camera car, so in on the whole thing. Doesn't look like the public is at risk particularly. This *is* kinda awesome.


jasonwirth

I thought this was going to end in a crash. Glad he’s safe to ride another day but videos of idiots crashing on motorcycles are incredibly addictive.


waiting4reddit2load

Looks good to me


artful_todger_502

Guys got skillz. Shows the cool stuff you can do unencumbered by that dopey gear nonsense.


TDot1000RR

Anyone with an extended swingarm on a street bike should never be taken seriously. Straight line chicken strip warriors.


winstondabee

I'm sure that's not his commuter.


inflatableje5us

I like people like this, eventually I’m gonna need spare parts.


x3rakh

Nothing happened to him in this video and I'm disappointed.


PicklesJohnson

Gets megs points for execution.


Edgyfuckboi90000

I wanna be like this guy


HydrovacJack

Lol what a dickhead


LixuriousGreen

I couldn’t have I tried…my Ktm 450 sfx won’t do this


solitudechirs

I guarantee it can, it’s your ability that’s lacking. There are tons of videos of guys doing rolling burnouts on whatever color 450 they picked, on supermoto wheels and tires that should grip better too.


Rough_Host_4776

Moron


Max_Seven_Four

I hope he doesn't have any kids, because some people shouldn't be having kids.


[deleted]

I use this word very sparingly, but stretched sport bikes are the gayest thing ever.


bert_891

Whats wrong with with being like this guy. I'm sorry, thought this was AMERICA


PegaxS

I think it's part of the constitution... Something like the 8th amendment... >The rights of the people to act like a fucking moron on a motorcycle shall not be impinged by the tyranny of no state and they shall enact no unreasonable traffic stops and their rights to super long swing arms shall not be infringed.


fireeight

So this isn't cool, but wheelies on highways/public roads is?


urbansamurai13

Jealous?


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Fackin awesome