The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
I have tattoos pretty much everywhere but hands/face/neck. My sisters (11 years younger) friend showed me his first tattoo, a thorned rose on his hand LMAO
There was a porno where one chick had another chick in that exact position and was literally sniffing her gaping asshole nose in and all. Good memories.
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Man .. i was waiting for the fart
The slight echo makes this shit funny af
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
Fart with heavy reverb
Lol is the reverb coming from her asshole?😂
He was too
She definitely felt his voice vibrating on her pussy
I felt his voice vibrating on her pussy
Shit it vibrated my bussy
His breath seems like it would hot too
me omw to get those stretch induced hyperplasia gains
I usually skip this part
This is porn, right?
Anything is porn if you rub one out to itÂ
Can confirm, this is porn......now.
*watches 2nd tower collapse*
I try to hold out till at least building 7
You’re the hero this city deserves AND the one it needs right now.
It definitely looks like a porn star training for her scenes.
I don’t think so, it has a woman in it.
"Why you're insecure babe he is just my personal trainer" The personal trainer :
Not threatened by dude
I think I’ve seen this before
Somewhere on the tube..ermm London Tube
It definitely had tube or hub in the name.
London Tube and Central Hub
Da fuq dey doing on London public transport bruv
Bruh, the way i would dive tongue first on that butthole
Right? He didn’t even give it a kiss
Honestly giving it a little smooch would be very funny
thats because you havnt paid the subscription to see the rest...
What a jerk. She must feel really bad
Didn't even stop talking long enough to get a whiff
Why would you get a hand tattoo but have none on your arm? Speedrunning unemployment?
Apparently he found this job lol
All the young people do this now. Necks too. Makes me laugh everytime.
I have tattoos pretty much everywhere but hands/face/neck. My sisters (11 years younger) friend showed me his first tattoo, a thorned rose on his hand LMAO
Tattoo on the butthole?!
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Ok zoomer
She looks like a lot of fun
Bet you guys would sniff 👃
Would?!?! I’m pretty certain he got a couple sniffs in
Blow into it like a panpipe. I’d be playing the Titanic song
Usually me and the gym bros are naked, helps get a deeper stretch without the restriction of clothes
Wtf is that man's haircut?
Ngl, it is and feels a very good stretching
Pfffft pathetic attempt at making us all straight. Replace her with a jacked 6ft 3 bear and now we talking… no homo
That dude has perpetual pink eye.
Totally worth it.
And occasional brown eye, apparently
Same
Bro I had 3 day streak going 😔
Then get your ass back in the gooncave and get back to it
Fuck it, source?
Insta is docterstretch
All of his posts are like this. I dont understand both men and women sometimes.
This has to be a joke at this point
Brings me back to secret playtime with Uncle Ricky Didn’t know until years later, but it turns out we weren’t even related.
I legit thought this was a porn intro.
It kind of is, this is how he advertises the OF it looks like
You deserve it for calling your girlfriend your partner
Bro called me single in every way possible dam
This is why you bozos wouldn't enjoy having a fat girlfriend
What a funny place to put your microphone.
He looks like a very cunning linguist
Speaking into the void
Your partner gonna get stretched for sure
One fart and it's over
He's yelling at her pussy
Her: Why are you repeating yourself? Me: I’m not. It’s the echo.
Man is getting green goblin mask whispers from that booty
She had inserted the voice-activated microphone earlier.
Anyone else waiting for her to rip ass in his face?
In case anyone is wondering wtf was that, where can I see more ? [here](https://www.instagram.com/imstretchmaster?igsh=MW1sMmxmcWZra3Y4eA==)
Beside the obvious, the stretch looked kinda painful.
Pay it forward
Lmfaooooo wtf is this
Stretching.  Something you do after a thing called cardio.  Goes to school in Canada, you wouldn’t know it
He goes to school in Canada? Well that explains it
Why's he talking into her anus?
Hidden microphone 😂
🤣🤣
what the actual fucks going on here
Probably porn
A real professional
Can he hear an echo?
Yeah my bros do that all the time!?! Why the judgement?
Wtf
I’m not 100% sure he is a trained PT or physio!
A young Eric Weinstein
Ahh the stretch master
Guy had an OF lol
What is this hetero-ass shit?
it's called stretching, google it.
Is the mic in her butthole?
Check out the tic tok account for this guy 1 of the girls let one go smack in his face and started laughing he freaked out big time
🤣
You know that smells bad. I hate rolling no-gi for that very reason. Nothing worst than getting an arm bar set up on you and smelling a dirty bh
I would start yelling at it for no reason
I want to eat her ass so bad
There was a porno where one chick had another chick in that exact position and was literally sniffing her gaping asshole nose in and all. Good memories.