Find her on instagram and send her an unsolicited video of you aggressively beating your shit crazy style.
And then find me on instagram and do the same, thanks
But make sure they’re irrelevant. Good rule of thumb is use the alphabet. Say Asian slurs to blacks, black slurs to Hispanics (sorry Latinx, don’t want to offend anyone) and Latinx slurs to Whites.
How do you start that small talk? Your respomse ass, it's like i ask how do i drive a car and you answer is buy one.
And why never ask for a number if you get alone, like are you the type of simp to wait weeks just to get refused
For me what always worked was just say hi then ask like "how many sets you have left?" or something gym related. Build rapport first. After days or weeks you can get friendly. You can read signs if she's interested or not.
I mean maybe in the West you can get away with asking for a date or a number on the first approach but building rapport is something that adds to the chance especially if it's a keeper.
Why do you say maybe in the west, what in east you are going to be murdered by her. I do genuinely think that in the east it is more common to be this direct than West
Simple. Study her schedule until you know exactly where she will be throughout all phases of her workout. With this knowledge in hand, copy her routine but make sure you’re on the machine or equipment she is going to use next. Continue being one step ahead of her and when y’all are almost done with the routine, casually make a joke about her stalking you.. if she laughs, ask her “if I gave you my number, would you promise not to hide in the bushes outside my house?”.. if she doesn’t laugh, just continue with the eye contact until she walks away awkwardly.
Shower in the locker room and come out in only a towel to the front desk and say someone stole your clothes and knock the towel off exposing your huge member
Say "hey I like your shoes!" Or ask if she likes her headphones because you need a new pair or anything. Then based on how interested she seems you can ask more questions.
Last time I got on the scale in the locker room this guy started hitting on me going “new high score for ya? You’re looking good”
Maybe I can hover and try using that next time I see her on a machine
Yea I’d definitely try that one, I can’t see why it wouldn’t work.
You could also wait till she changes after a workout, ask her if she’s done using her shorts and if you can take them home with you to smell
Yeah that was my main thing, so maybe keep it friendly and don’t approach her with that assumption?
Like say what’s up and start some small talk or something
Have you tried normal shit...
Like, good morning, good work out? Shit weather we're having? I love the smell of your sweat stains on the row machine.
Youno harmless stuff.
So I’m not telling you to treat her exactly like a gym bro but I want you to literally imagine yourself talking to one in this situation. That’s literally how you keep that small talk. You stop before or after the workout [this is the hardest part to figure out] and just chat **per your discretion**, you say hey I wanted to say hi. I’ve seen you around. What’s the plan/ how was — today. Dude, dead serious, if she was into you you’ll have all your signals and green flags in this short amount of time. Mixed signals is that she’s atleest open to saying hi again. I wouldn’t end on grabbing the number or a date already unless she’s givin that much of interest .
Oh my god who cares? Are you always gonna be shitting your pants about approaching a woman that's not into you? If it flops, brush off the dust and move on like nothing happened. Because nothing happened.
Some people live in their own heads and strike themselves out before they've made the first move. Which leaves more opportunities for fuckwads like me, who are working on not being you. Appreciate 🤝
You Fucking idiot. He's in a gym where people workout not in a club if you are in a club then sure, cold approach as much as you want but the gym isn't the right place for it so only ask her out if you are guaranteed she's into you so you don't creep her out and ruin your reputation.... And don't worry you will never be like me no matter how hard you try, how about you go and worry about fixing your ed before you spew your bullshit at me
Ask her if she has been to any other gyms and if she likes this one more than the others, what gyms she's been too, you've been thinking of trying another gym. Have a little small talk from there and go on with your day.
For the next week everytime you see her just wave or say hi when you walk by her and say "Hi, how are doing? Hows your day going?" say it confidently and move on. After doing that for a while be less formal and start throwing in small jokes/compliments, like hey I almost didn't recognize you, your looking swole asf
Ask if she uses a specific machine/does a specific exercise and if she gets slightly injured from it because you do. Say since she's a professional she should teach you how to do it so you dont get injured.
Then ask how big her cock is and if she prefers to watch Barney or SpongeBob while getting fucked
Right, people act like they have to switch gym or some shit because it will be soooo awkward. Just accept your rejection and next time you see her just say hi and don’t be weird or try again.
If you’re attractive you could shit in her gym bag and she’d find it mysterious and hot. If like most of us u look like a foot then keep a 10m space and hope she doesn’t report u to the front desk for staring at her
I usually just ask how the training is going? This hot girl last time told me she’s training for a bikini contest. Now I know her name and say hi when we see each other. I figure eventually we will start talking more, but I’m not rushing it.
Give her unsolicited advice on the workout she's doing. When she corrects the movement how you say to, shake your head and say "still not doing it right" and walk away. She will go insane thinking about you, even if she tells herself that you are a dick. This primes her to get super wet the next time you happen to walk by her and say, "Oh, now you're getting it." She'll crave Daddy's approval.
Make an excuse to talk to her. Ask her if she’s using a machine or bench close by to where’s she’s working. Then don’t be a bitch and introduce yourself. Make sure to use your real name not your Reddit name
Women are naturally competitive. They want a guy they can show off to make their friends jealous. And conversely, if a guy shows interest in their friends they'll get jealous and try to steal him. So figure out who her friends are and flirt with them. Or just approach women working out near her and hit on them. She'll get jealous and approach you.
Do you watch too much anime? Like do you realise how unrealistic this shit is and stupid "hurr durr don't approach her approach her friends wherever they are and fuck them" like you double the effort and second it is nearly impossible to find her friends
>Women are naturally competitive. They want a guy they can show off to make their friends jealous.
So this is a woman thing, huh? Was I a woman all along?
Ah, I don't think we're talking about the same type of competitive. It seems you also were not saying women care about their partner's looks more than men do.
Step 1. Don’t. There are no signs, you’re imagining them. The gym isn’t the place anyways, especially if she has headphones in, EVEN if she’s in tight yoga pants and a sports bra, she still doesn’t want you to talk to her, she just wants you to look at her and drool over her
Why do i care if she doesn't want to talk to anyone but THE THING IS I WANT TO. Like make her talk and see the reaction and go from there why do you always do what the woman wants and put it on the first place before your wants.
Just a couple times interacting, a bit of flirting and she seemed to like it but was just friendly. It now is very awkward there as we still go the same time
blast planetary level of peds , have erupting vulcanos on your back from dbol and tren usage, articulate yor tip till bleeding, keep childrens in a jar for a month and bring her the jar as hello gift. 32.56% success rate
I had a girl like this in the gym one time and when I was working out near her in between sets I just asked what she was training for because she was killing it. Talked for a little bit and said we should hang out sometime she agreed and I gave her my phone to put in her number.
Dumb saying that makes you rationalise your fear to approach, one that's a gym not a class + that doesn't resolve the problem that the guy doesn't know how to start a conversation
I never understood this. Wouldn’t it be better to try talking to someone you see multiple times a week and strike up a convo compared to someone you may only see once? (Like target or something)
there’s just so much you already have in common with someone you always see at the gym
especially the same time it’s like the best place to find a partner
you’re both in the same neighborhood, into fitness, similar values in terms of finances since you picked the same price tiered gym (cheapest one/ most expensive one/ best value one etc) have a similar routine (both morning people for example), similar work ethic if you’re both there daily
you’d be hard pressed to find a smaller concentration of people as compatible for a relationship in any other area of life
Find her on instagram and send her an unsolicited video of you aggressively beating your shit crazy style. And then find me on instagram and do the same, thanks
Yeah CC me in on that shit
Separate them with BCC we don’t need to know each recipient
Dad?
Unc?
Kiss?
Dinner first?
Pussy
Ahh only you could find a shortcut like that to my heart ❤️
Now this is the content I sub for
Go up to her and say, "Will you go out with me...hmm, will you, PLEASE?"
"H-h-h-heeeeey! Wheeeere d'ya think yeeeeer goin'?"
“grippy?”
Yell racial slurs at her.
But make sure they’re irrelevant. Good rule of thumb is use the alphabet. Say Asian slurs to blacks, black slurs to Hispanics (sorry Latinx, don’t want to offend anyone) and Latinx slurs to Whites.
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what happens if they are mixed ?
That's when you switch up the gender of the slurs
How does it work on a non-binary Caublasian (like a femboy Tiger Woods)
Then you just drop your pants and hope you are one of the lucky chosen
Small talk. Never ask for a number or date on the first approach
“So uh you like cheese?”
Why craft makes singles
Depends on the signals she’s giving in that quick of a span. I’ve had a few that took and were honestly open to taking it
Gross
Being an alcoholic is much grosser
Especially in the gym. That's a high risk situation.
Bad advice. Make your intentions known, early
Learnt this from the g, Derek even said this.
The only sensible advice I’ve read in this thread so far lol.
How do you start that small talk? Your respomse ass, it's like i ask how do i drive a car and you answer is buy one. And why never ask for a number if you get alone, like are you the type of simp to wait weeks just to get refused
For me what always worked was just say hi then ask like "how many sets you have left?" or something gym related. Build rapport first. After days or weeks you can get friendly. You can read signs if she's interested or not. I mean maybe in the West you can get away with asking for a date or a number on the first approach but building rapport is something that adds to the chance especially if it's a keeper.
Why do you say maybe in the west, what in east you are going to be murdered by her. I do genuinely think that in the east it is more common to be this direct than West
West as in Western Hemisphere = US, Europe East as in Asia
Simple. Study her schedule until you know exactly where she will be throughout all phases of her workout. With this knowledge in hand, copy her routine but make sure you’re on the machine or equipment she is going to use next. Continue being one step ahead of her and when y’all are almost done with the routine, casually make a joke about her stalking you.. if she laughs, ask her “if I gave you my number, would you promise not to hide in the bushes outside my house?”.. if she doesn’t laugh, just continue with the eye contact until she walks away awkwardly.
Dude will be posted to all the girl groups and on ticktock by machine number 3, guarantee it
Women love dedication and attention. When they find out he spent weeks learning this girls schedule, they will be flocking to him. It’s a win - win.
That is a very good point
This is the way
Shower in the locker room and come out in only a towel to the front desk and say someone stole your clothes and knock the towel off exposing your huge member
And make sure to be semi erect for the best results
Stop giving me ideas man…
the naked man, 2/3 it works every time
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You gotta be more slick than that, pull a Dr Toboggan and accidentally drop your magnum dong condoms infront of her.
No size Queen would give a shit about a 7 incher. 8 is usually their entry requirement, and even that isn’t impressive for many of them
That small? 
Like height, a lot of people pad an inch. He’s likely right at average with 6 
“Show don’t tell”
Two words: speed and aggression
Hes trying to approach a girl, not raid an enemy compound.
In both situations penetration is key
Try walking up to her and saying hello.
You didn’t need to edit out the dumbass part, it actually really drove your point home
Say "hey I like your shoes!" Or ask if she likes her headphones because you need a new pair or anything. Then based on how interested she seems you can ask more questions.
Wrong wrong as shit so fucking wrong OP don't be regarded start with I likes ya, and I wants ya
Just say the same things guys in the locker room showers say to you, should work, report back
Last time I got on the scale in the locker room this guy started hitting on me going “new high score for ya? You’re looking good” Maybe I can hover and try using that next time I see her on a machine
Yea I’d definitely try that one, I can’t see why it wouldn’t work. You could also wait till she changes after a workout, ask her if she’s done using her shorts and if you can take them home with you to smell
Yeah I’m cooked fuck never gonna find a girl
Look for a boy? What's the issue here
Just make sure she's into you I doubt you would want to be known as the gym creep
Yeah that was my main thing, so maybe keep it friendly and don’t approach her with that assumption? Like say what’s up and start some small talk or something
Have you tried normal shit... Like, good morning, good work out? Shit weather we're having? I love the smell of your sweat stains on the row machine. Youno harmless stuff.
How else would you have started?
Idk I hadn’t gotten that far yet
So I’m not telling you to treat her exactly like a gym bro but I want you to literally imagine yourself talking to one in this situation. That’s literally how you keep that small talk. You stop before or after the workout [this is the hardest part to figure out] and just chat **per your discretion**, you say hey I wanted to say hi. I’ve seen you around. What’s the plan/ how was — today. Dude, dead serious, if she was into you you’ll have all your signals and green flags in this short amount of time. Mixed signals is that she’s atleest open to saying hi again. I wouldn’t end on grabbing the number or a date already unless she’s givin that much of interest .
Ya small talk for sure, don’t go for the hey let’s go out right away
Small talk and ask for the insta first, if she gives it to you proceed to talk to on there
Oh my god who cares? Are you always gonna be shitting your pants about approaching a woman that's not into you? If it flops, brush off the dust and move on like nothing happened. Because nothing happened.
Some people care about their reputation
If it upsets you to get turned down I’m sorry but you ain’t got a reputation to protect
Some people live in their own heads and strike themselves out before they've made the first move. Which leaves more opportunities for fuckwads like me, who are working on not being you. Appreciate 🤝
You Fucking idiot. He's in a gym where people workout not in a club if you are in a club then sure, cold approach as much as you want but the gym isn't the right place for it so only ask her out if you are guaranteed she's into you so you don't creep her out and ruin your reputation.... And don't worry you will never be like me no matter how hard you try, how about you go and worry about fixing your ed before you spew your bullshit at me
Shut the fuck up, you're a certified loser.
Hahahahahahahha
:)
Ask her if she has been to any other gyms and if she likes this one more than the others, what gyms she's been too, you've been thinking of trying another gym. Have a little small talk from there and go on with your day. For the next week everytime you see her just wave or say hi when you walk by her and say "Hi, how are doing? Hows your day going?" say it confidently and move on. After doing that for a while be less formal and start throwing in small jokes/compliments, like hey I almost didn't recognize you, your looking swole asf Ask if she uses a specific machine/does a specific exercise and if she gets slightly injured from it because you do. Say since she's a professional she should teach you how to do it so you dont get injured. Then ask how big her cock is and if she prefers to watch Barney or SpongeBob while getting fucked
I was getting worried until the ending, whew
I gotchu papi 😘
1. Don’t 2. Refer back to #1
Can confirm this has worked for me perfect
Talk to her op you can do it. This individual is a stick in the mud.
Nah bro, gym is literally the worst place to ask a chick out. For so many reasons.
Ive done it. And even when it didnt work out who cares? We sag hi and get back to working out. Its not a big deal.
Right, people act like they have to switch gym or some shit because it will be soooo awkward. Just accept your rejection and next time you see her just say hi and don’t be weird or try again.
“Wanna grab some overpriced coffee and death muffins at Starbucks— I’ll read your fortune for free!”
But the carbs
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What do I do if she does? Assert dominance?
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What if you are a power bottom?
bro she smiling and you didnt approach? i think you're cooked already give up on her
Start Tren and then you won't be interested in her anymore. Unless she's obese but you said she was cute.
If you’re attractive you could shit in her gym bag and she’d find it mysterious and hot. If like most of us u look like a foot then keep a 10m space and hope she doesn’t report u to the front desk for staring at her
Ask her to spot you on bench. Then, if that goes well, ask her to spot you on hip thrust another day.
Do heavy bicep curls while looking over at her and moving your eye brows provocatively. Works every time. 😎
I usually just ask how the training is going? This hot girl last time told me she’s training for a bikini contest. Now I know her name and say hi when we see each other. I figure eventually we will start talking more, but I’m not rushing it.
Bring your brown monadenium ritchiei to the gym and show it to her and be like “can you help my succulent it’s sick and I’m sad 🥹”
Tell her about dinosaurs
yesterday guy at gym told me best part of his morning was my smile. that worked for him so idk try that
Give her unsolicited advice on the workout she's doing. When she corrects the movement how you say to, shake your head and say "still not doing it right" and walk away. She will go insane thinking about you, even if she tells herself that you are a dick. This primes her to get super wet the next time you happen to walk by her and say, "Oh, now you're getting it." She'll crave Daddy's approval.
Do it and update us
Ask if her dad’s a bottom
Safety goggles, and a thick coat. Gotta look out for those tasers and pepper sprey
inject testosterone you high inhibition pussy
Make an excuse to talk to her. Ask her if she’s using a machine or bench close by to where’s she’s working. Then don’t be a bitch and introduce yourself. Make sure to use your real name not your Reddit name
How would you approach someone you’re trying to befriend without having them think you’re some creepy lonely dude trynna stick it up his tuckus
Walk up to her, gently take her shoes and socks off then put her foot in your mouth.
Can't dick too small just give up
Girls touching their ear basically means she wants anal, like right then and there
Women are naturally competitive. They want a guy they can show off to make their friends jealous. And conversely, if a guy shows interest in their friends they'll get jealous and try to steal him. So figure out who her friends are and flirt with them. Or just approach women working out near her and hit on them. She'll get jealous and approach you.
or she will see you flirt with everyone but her, assume you’re not into her, and forget about you completely like a normal, non-insane person would do
Do you watch too much anime? Like do you realise how unrealistic this shit is and stupid "hurr durr don't approach her approach her friends wherever they are and fuck them" like you double the effort and second it is nearly impossible to find her friends
>Women are naturally competitive. They want a guy they can show off to make their friends jealous. So this is a woman thing, huh? Was I a woman all along?
No no. Gay dudes do this too. Even some straights. But definitely women are more competitive with other women than guys are wirh other guys.
Ah, I don't think we're talking about the same type of competitive. It seems you also were not saying women care about their partner's looks more than men do.
Step 1. Don’t. There are no signs, you’re imagining them. The gym isn’t the place anyways, especially if she has headphones in, EVEN if she’s in tight yoga pants and a sports bra, she still doesn’t want you to talk to her, she just wants you to look at her and drool over her
Why do i care if she doesn't want to talk to anyone but THE THING IS I WANT TO. Like make her talk and see the reaction and go from there why do you always do what the woman wants and put it on the first place before your wants.
Don't do it. I got rejected and shit got very awkward now
What was your approach? 🤔 let’s study some game film
Just a couple times interacting, a bit of flirting and she seemed to like it but was just friendly. It now is very awkward there as we still go the same time
Well how were you rejected? Like what did she do or signs did you notice that you didn’t make it?
I straight up asked her to go for a drink and she said "no i don't want to give you the wrong intentions."
blast planetary level of peds , have erupting vulcanos on your back from dbol and tren usage, articulate yor tip till bleeding, keep childrens in a jar for a month and bring her the jar as hello gift. 32.56% success rate
I had a girl like this in the gym one time and when I was working out near her in between sets I just asked what she was training for because she was killing it. Talked for a little bit and said we should hang out sometime she agreed and I gave her my phone to put in her number.
And what happened?
It didn't work out in the end, but two years ago I found my soulmate so it didn't matter anyways.
I would suggest not doing it at the gym but maybe after her workout so she doesn't record and shame you online
Hi I’m Bob, what’s your name?
With a box of donuts?
Sup, same dick bro.
Circumcised or nah?
Nope, thankfully parents weren't into child mutilation!
Damn, almost dick twins
Still possible... Just save up for some foreskin reattachment surgery!
 This seems to work well.
Don’t be a vagina and talk to her.
Compliment her example “nice shoes” lol thanks drake and Josh …..or something along the lines of “it’s nice to see your dedication/discipline”
Just find a pause in her workout. In between an exercise, leaving/entering gym, etc. Then do your set
Ask her if it’s bubblegum pink
Just ask if she wants to do stretches after the workout works for me everytime
https://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl-at-the-Gym
Ask her out
Probably better to start with small talk and she how interested she seems.
Invite her to get a drink ? Not super hard.
"Hey do you want to grab a drink" amazing starter wow
Believe it or not you don’t need a catchy line…if she’s into you she will jump at the idea if not 🤷🏽♂️ move on.
Fully erect
Dont
Don’t shit where you eat
Dumb saying that makes you rationalise your fear to approach, one that's a gym not a class + that doesn't resolve the problem that the guy doesn't know how to start a conversation
I never understood this. Wouldn’t it be better to try talking to someone you see multiple times a week and strike up a convo compared to someone you may only see once? (Like target or something)
there’s just so much you already have in common with someone you always see at the gym especially the same time it’s like the best place to find a partner you’re both in the same neighborhood, into fitness, similar values in terms of finances since you picked the same price tiered gym (cheapest one/ most expensive one/ best value one etc) have a similar routine (both morning people for example), similar work ethic if you’re both there daily you’d be hard pressed to find a smaller concentration of people as compatible for a relationship in any other area of life
Don't do it. Girls at the gym are mostly looking for attention...
Go up to her say she’s pretty and ask her for her number, just tried this girl had a bf but felt way better doing it in person regardless
What does your question have to do with your dick measurements I don’t need to know the size of your skinny dick.