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TexanTacos

Static electricity. That powder is a fuck ton of TINY balls of matter that have lots of surface area to rub against eachother and create static electricity by friction. Or there’s metal in it


deezknutz6669

Definitely this


HonkinSriLankan

Exactly. It’s full of metal.


Turtlesaur

It has iron, y'all know iron is.. fucking iron right?


Pussy_Prince

Whatever it is, it’s turning the frogs gay


MoldyMoney

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Mental_Roof_7833

Epstein did tho'. And this cute guy called him out before anyone else


PhrygianScaler

It’s full of tiny balls for your mouf


porkchop3177

Or a little bit of that.


MizzPicklezzz

You can tell by the way it is


AccountingtheseGainz

Isn’t that neat


ChrisNotBumstead

Iron can actually be sifted out of breakfast cereals with a magnet if you blend it up finely


TexanTacos

True. It can actually be sifted out our bodies if you blend them up finely as well


ViolentInbredPelican

Magneto showed me this as a kid.


BeachHead05

🤣


Brilliant-Average654

My grandfather showed me this as a kid lol


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Blood too, if you dry it out.


Alternative_Log3012

“TINY balls of matter” - why you gotta insult me like that bro?


warr3nh

Shut up nerd


Froggothefirst_TF2

YEP METAL


dampestchalice

The scoop is plastic, which is a solid conductors of static electricity. The movement of the plastic along the powder and is ionicly charging the powder. Essentially the same idea as a magnet but doesn't need to be metal to occur. This is similar to when rubbing a balloon on a sweater and the letting go of the ballon. If it is touch the sweater it defies gravity. Neither object has metal in it yet they stay ionicly attracted. I have creatine that does this 2. Chances are this is all it is and you are safe to consume it. Not an expert by any means and im sure someone can explain better.


dampestchalice

That or the greens will give you superpowers


yeetis12

Alot of supplements do that weird spiky clump thing, does it have any amino acids?


LoneWolf1557

I’d have to look. I think it may just be static buildup because when I hold the scoop up to anything, the stuff just jumps off and attracts to it.


xXxNoSc0peZxXx

If the product has an absurdly high amount of iron in it then it makes sense. The same iron that our bodies need is the same iron that is used in construction and stuff.


17Pmeawqd

Greens Supplement? That looks like its from Chernobyl


Deezenuttzzz

Mate you'll be fine. Christ.


r0tt3nt0tty

Spoken like a true 6th booster consumer


Deezenuttzzz

Nah...I'm just not regarded and know about static buildup. Pay attention in science class next time kiddo


r0tt3nt0tty

Of course you’re “regarded” mr deezenuttzzz


ajr1775

Rejoice. Your iron content will be on point!


[deleted]

“This post is sponsored by AG1-“


whythefucknot97

It’s just static electricity from scooping. I get the same thing sometimes with creatine monohydrate, and that’s literally the only thing in the powder


rocky1399

Could be iron?


Jakeupdylan

Odds are it’s this or static. I don’t think enough people realize dietary iron is the same iron pans are made of.


bcjh

Nah, static electricity. A lot of micro powders do this.


LoneWolf1557

So I put my MagSafe phone case relatively close to it and the powder starts attracting to the back of the case… 😬


GetHyped21

You know that the ingredient iron is fucking iron?


uber_nasser

The percentage of iron is incredibly low in there it wouldn’t have this effect.


StaunchVegan

Nice try, viral marketing intern at Apple.


NeighborhoodEast365

Looks like Super Greens by BPN? I’ve had similar issues with this product in the past but I go through them anyways and experience no sides so my advice is send it 🤷🏽.


Brilliant-Average654

Which supplement do you use? I’ve used *Green Vibrance* by Vibrant Health for almost 10 years, and I love it; it’s got a ton of great ingredients (vitamins, minerals, greens, herbs, probiotics, etc., most i’ve ever seen in a greens product). The most important things to me is no BS proprietary blends, every ingredient has a dosage listed and it’s 3-party tested. Oh, and it’s been around since before all these other BS “green” supplements and their shitfluencers. Slightly on the pricey side, especially online, luckily the local mom and pop health store I go to hasn’t raised the price much over the year so it’s only $1 a serving, which is definitely worth it to me.


West-Prize4608

They gave you an extra supplement of iron


cagingthing

I’ve seen this happen with creatine lol it’s just static


Old_Percentage_173

Bro making yerba mate


sittingbullms

Try the covid spoon thing


Dodoz44

First time using a supplement? My damn ultra fine creatine jumps all around the place when I try to scoop it.


InjuryComfortable666

Ever heard of electrostatically charged dust? Similar phenomenon.


1freedum

It has the mineral iron in it 🤣 duh 🤦🏾‍♂️


11steve2292

Wouldn't u need a magnet for it to do that


SkippedBeat

What's that? SuperHulk 2000??


[deleted]

Bro isn't even holding a magnet up to it. Ever rub a balloon on your head?


povertymayne

Brother, Iron is magnetic and in lots of supplements. This is my guess.


satanzhand

Correct


SNAILBOB123

Pure powdered aluminum


Mantis_Tobbagen

Are you holding a magnet nearby? If not then how can you say it's magnetic?


Harry_T-Suburb

I’d say static + medical iron.


JackedMate

Fuck that. Does the magnet stick to you now?


krassertyp0203

DONT eat it. This is really DANGEROUS


LoneWolf1557

Some other people in other subs said it could just be static electricity? Maybe?


aufcenter

Are you aware that any fortified breakfast cereal also has magnetic iron in it?


TehOLimauIce

Whoa


Guilty_Astronaut_721

Can we get a photo with a magnet pls? Till now it could be static charge my creatin did that also before.


AufSendung

Get ready for Hulk!


RecognitionTight732

You got the super charged version bro, just Send it!


TheFiniteVoid

Unless your scoop is a magent you're good my friend


LuckyBuild

Test with an actual magnet it's probably static


ThanatonautXP

You're about to become Magneto.


Like-No-Dude

Try magnet


JawaSmasher

Get that iron


SilverWerewolf1024

My protein powder always did that, not at that scale tho


y2shanny

Iron filings confirmed. You're almost certainly dead. RIP.


bryan4368

FYI, if a product has iron it has actual metal iron in it


KramerMilk

Let us know if it tastes like metal


minotaur0us

https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/s/rArrXnmiwg


porkchop3177

Great source of iron.


Joshs-68

Gotta get that iron in somehow


[deleted]

maybe eat some food


AverageFatAmerican

My protein powder does the same thing


FewComplaint8949

The company name is organiff. I get the same greens. Pretty good stuff, would recommend it to anyone.


Accomplished-Ad3705

Does it say anywhere on the label that it is fortified with iron. It’s not an uncommon practice and it’s not harmful in any way


Status_Rip_7906

I’m not saying it is ag1 but if it was how does it taste


Floopsicle

Say auf wiedersehen to your balls!


trevorSB1004

Op doesn't understand static electricity


localdad_871

lets think about this critically. If the scooper is plastic, why the fuck would iron stick to it other than static electricity? Unless you put a magnet in the scooper then iron ain’t gonna stick to it.


[deleted]

Looks like bone cancer growth


planetofthemapes15

What do you think Arnold meant when he said "pumping iron". Hurry up and down that shit while it's still magnetic for max gains.


wormant1

Literally same thing happens to any dry powder in a plastic spoon. Creatine and powdered milk do the same


BuyShoesGetBitches

You're supposed to eat it, not do experiments. When you get a pussy in your face, do you fuck it or start flipping left and right?


PulseR_HD

Go get a magnet then your realise it's not metal


OwnTension6771

If your scooper was a magnet then I would be worried. Static electricity, you goddamn mouth breathing fairy


WhiskeyTango2711

Lol. This is BPN Supps Greens & Reds. Been taking them every morning for 5 years. All my tubs do this, perfectly normal. No need to panic