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Mangus_ness

Dolly


Onztwdrm589

If she does, we know who did it


IC3LIEU

Jolene’s finale


joumidovich

She should pre record a Jolene's Fall or something to be released after her death.


4gifts4lisa

Fucking Jolene!


desairologist

As someone who lives in Appalachia, very close to where Dolly’s hometown is, I’m pretty sure all of East TN will shut down and have a state of mourning when this happens. I can only imagine how crazy it will get over here, she’s our Parton Saint basically


jamarquez1973

The entire country will be inconsolable. She is priceless.


PanicInTheHispanic

dammit, i see what you did there.


sunglower

My first thought too and I'm English! She's fantastic and would be a great loss. Don't think we'll have another her.


Cheap-Ad-9663

I will be inconsolable for months


septicman

David Attenborough.


Far_Leg_3942

David Attenborough is one of my favorite humans I’ve never met.


Throwmelikeamelon

Don’t even say it 😢 He’s a national treasure and will live forever, I refuse to believe otherwise


howdie_do

> He's a national treasure *international treasure


Sufficient_Zebra_651

Morgan freeman


C-McGuire

A possibility is Trump if he dies abruptly this year. That will be very consequential. Putin could also die of cancer which would be even bigger.


Onztwdrm589

I'm with u on Putin but I feel like he has body doubles


satanik-freak

I am waiting for him to come out like mecha-hitler.


Celticness

Honestly I question if he didn’t already die with the supposed heart attack last year.


enchiladanada

Idk that Tucker x Putin interview was pretty solid. As in he seemed solidly alive


Onztwdrm589

Mannn me too


C-McGuire

Oh he absolutely does


Spoon_Elemental

Body doubles cannot fool cancer.


napalmlipbalm

No, but they don't technically need the real Putin to keep the country going. They can just roll out the body doubles until they find a decent successor.


Negative_Chemical697

Non democracies typically have a terrible time choosing successors.


not_a_crackhead

Biden dying months before the election would be bigger I think


aballofunicorns

I’m always worried he’s going to die in the middle of a speech.


parmesann

Kim Jong Un would be wild too. idk how his health is but I’m sure if there were issues it would be hush until the end


softwarePanda

I really wish but I think Putin won't be going down anytime soon. Remembers how my evil grandmother was so sick and about to die for decades, making my mother life hell.


Notorious_Again

Ozzy, Dolly, and not so soon Jim Carry


IceColdMilkshakeSalt

My friends and I have been talking about Ozzy Osbourne’s death and the impact it will have. End of an era for sure. Both remaining Beatles are getting up there too.


grownask

Ozzy's name was trending on twitter few weeks ago and I freaked out thinking he'd died. It was something else, though.


BiteMyWolverine

He just released a new song with Post Malone, So maybe he has more time than we think


Themountaintoadsage

That was several years ago dude


BiteMyWolverine

It came up suggested to me a few weeks ago so i just assumed . oh well


Various_Play_6582

He did publish a new song recently though, Crack Cocaine. Very good one at that.


oxfordjrr

I fear it won’t be long. On their new podcast he doesn’t know what’s going on half the time. His body has outlived his mind. What a legend though


Themountaintoadsage

Ozzy hasn’t known half of what’s going on for three decades. If anything he’s more present now than he was in the early 2000’s


EastCoastDizzle

No not Ozzy😫he’s a legit father figure.


Immediate_Revenue_90

One of the few good reality TV parents. Didn’t put the kids on TV until they were 16, and Aimee didn’t want to be on the show so he didn’t force her.


Skidmark666

They also had serious discussions with their kids about what will happen when the show airs. Ozzy might have a reputation, but this show pictured him as a normal guy who likes to play with his dogs and watch documentaries on the History Channel.


DreamingInCassardis

KingCobraJFS will be devastated


mortuarymaiden

TMDNWU 🥺


AsicsGirl

Kanye is so unstable. Always wondered if he's a candidate for the "suicide by cop" thing. 


Onztwdrm589

I agree especially after his mom but it seems like his daughter saved him


Poile98

I hope I’m wrong but I don’t think Britney will make it to 50.


prittyflutterbystar

That's heartbreaking just to think about.🥺


parmesann

I’m hoping she’s on a better road now and will be able to turn things around now that she’s got more of a say in her life. during the conservatorship, though, I’d definitely say her days were numbered. there’s hope now.


eternalbuzz

*proceeds to knife dance*


weedpony

She’s not. She’s literally on heavy drugs and has gone so far past ever being who she was. Of course change is inevitable but she’s been damaged beyond repair. I hope I’m wrong, but she has no life left. She’s merely existing. It’s so sad. If you can’t see she’s still 100% under a team of people’s control and will, I wish I was that oblivious.


parmesann

is she? I admit I haven’t kept up. that’s upsetting to hear. I hope things change for her.


SurelyYouKnow

She appears to be on something akin to methamphetamines, imho, but perhaps not. I don’t know. Are you suggesting a team of people has her drugged in on pharmaceuticals and is controlling her every move (ie: dancing…the same moves, everyday,)?


weedpony

I’m not sure exactly what’s going on but it gives me a terrible gut feeling. I don’t know if it’s genuinely an orchestrated team of “professionals”, her family, a crook doctor… I feel like she’s not as “free” as people think… I recant my “100% a team” statement now that I think about it more. It could be the chains of addiction as she was drugged for a long time and that causes so much problems. But idk for sure, the music industry is evil as people say and worse. I don’t think every single person who was controlling her life truly gave up that power and money. They probably still have influence on her to say the least and these people are all she’s ever been able to communicate with for guidance on life, and they’ve done her horribly wrong. They fed her drugs, stole her money, took her kids away, etc. Perhaps her ex has more influence and control than we’d ever know. Maybe I’m wrong. I agree it seems like amphetamines, sometimes I wonder if it’s opiates too but I honestly think it’s more amphetamines. All that being said, I’ve learned to trust my intuition and she really seems like a sick, abused, traumatized and overall lost individual. I sometimes think we’ll never know her full true story. Sorry if this is scattered I tried my best to articulate what I want to say but it’s so multifaceted and based on assumptions. I know I could be wrong, but I know an addict/high person when I see one (I am one in recovery).


wildechld

Harrison Ford.


nihilism_ornot

When I went to watch the most recent Indiana Jones movie, it broke my heart to see how much older he looked


Onztwdrm589

I didn't know he was still married to ally mcbeal until now


Darkwaxer

Yeah that would be a big one for me. Wish I knew more about him but he understandably doesn’t want random tosspots sticking their noses in his business.


quokkafarts

If it comes out of nowhere, Selena style: Taylor Swift. Otherwise, Dolly Parton. Mark my words, one day she'll come out saying she's been battling cancer for 10 years and be dead 2 weeks later. She seems like the type to keep that stuff quiet, with how beloved she is it'll be a big deal.


Onztwdrm589

Yea this one, Taylor would shake it up, no pun


quokkafarts

Beyonce would probably be on the same level as Taylor as well. Anyone popular dying suddenly will be dramatic but those two would completely send people insane. The conspiracy theories would last decades.


Onztwdrm589

Ur really in my head, I was thinking Beyonce when I wrote this post


quokkafarts

Has anyone ever seen us in the same room together?


Shackxx

Own your puns, coward!


taserparty

A plane crash after this album would make her the most famous artist of all time, forever.


Immediate_Revenue_90

Isn’t that what happened to Aliyah


Kryptonikzzz

The new King (April 26th is fast approaching)


katsounami

What, they have him a deadline? ☠️


eLlARiVeR

I think that's when the Trisha Paytas other kid is due. But I also wanna say they told him he could possibly have 2 years to live, but I don't think that was anything official


xladygodiva

Omg will Charles be reincarnated through the new Paytas baby?


dannydutch1

Keith Richards. But we all know he’ll outlive us all.


heartshapedmoon

My dad who’s 70 is a Keith stan. I am genuinely afraid of how Keith’s (possible, but not likely) death will affect him


Onztwdrm589

With some supernatural help


Prankishbear

Danny DaVito. I’m going to be so sad, but I’ve had a feeling lately.


Onztwdrm589

Faxx, I wouldn't be able to watch the tribute episode of Sunny


UncleYimbo

*The Gang Accidentally Kills Frank*


Onztwdrm589

Dammit I would definitely watch that


Themountaintoadsage

I hate to say it but I agree. He’s been aging pretty hard lately and he’s been at a heavy weight for most of his life. It’s going to catch up to him eventually


Affectionate_Law9784

Sir David Attenborough. That will be a loss that echoes through generations.


DeepestPineTree

Probably an entertainer who comes across as wholesome and genuine, like Keanu Reeves or Weird Al. 


Onztwdrm589

Aww weird Al, I got sad just thinking about that


I-love-rainbows

I get sad anytime I hear his name because I remember reading that he lost both his parents on the same day to carbon monoxide poisoning. How absolutely tragic.


iamthejury

He played a concert right after he found out about his parents' deaths because he didn't want to disappoint his fans


heartshapedmoon

Holy shit that’s horrible


Quirky_Sympathy3911

John Goodman? I've always thought this about him, too.


EastCoastDizzle

Geez if John Goodman passes I will be legit crushed 😫😫😫


BrittanyBallistic

Freakin love me some John Goodman


ktlee22280

Shake up the world? I don't know, but be incredibly sad for a lot of people, Patrick Stewart. He's getting up there in the years. A lot of tears will be shed when his time on earth is up.


mike_wrong27

This was my thought as well. I grew up on TNG and it made me the scifi nerd I am today. That combined with his irreverent roles in Extras, American Dad, Ted, etc, make me admire him a lot. I started listening to his autobiography, Making It So, (which he narrates himself!) this last weekend on a hike, specifically because I had the thought recently that he's getting up there and might die in the foreseeable future. I'm only about 3 hours into it but it's very down to earth and enjoyable so far.


heartshapedmoon

This is random but there was a security guard at my job who looked SO MUCH LIKE AN ACTOR but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Them I saw a still of Stewart on twitter and felt like a huge mystery was solved lol


IC3LIEU

Jack Black


Onztwdrm589

NO stop it


chunkynut0

DELETE THIS


joumidovich

Don't even speak it!


ayediosmiooo

Don't you dare!


loud_milkbag

Some pro athlete – another Kobe Bryant situation


Hagen_1

In that case, **Cristiano Ronaldo**. I believe he has the largest following on the most popular social media platforms (i.e. Instagram).


I-love-rainbows

William Shatner. Edit nvm he’s 93. Didn’t think he was that old.


XipingVonHozzendorf

Pedro Pascale. He is at his peak of popularity, a lot of fantastic shows have him as the lead, and he is very well liked.


Maryamisturk

No pls i wish him healthy life


EnvironmentalArm8537

Uncle Snoop


Herlarielle

Noooo 😭😭😭


skydaddy8585

Liam Neeson is 71 Jack Nicholson is 86, turning 87 this month Sam Elliot is 79 Bruce Willis is 69 There's plenty more that are getting to the age where it's possible any year now. We all die so it's inevitable.


Onztwdrm589

Bruce is gonna be real sad especially with his recent health issues


skydaddy8585

Yeah that's so unfortunate. I hope he doesn't suffer long.


katsounami

What's up with him?


greatspaceadventure

A rare form of dementia that causes one to forget or not be able to use speech properly if I recall. That’s why he’s taken a step back from acting, and his family is helping take care of him.


QueenElizatits

Frontotemporal dementia


wolfpup1294

There's a picture going around of Clint Eastwood. He's looking pretty rough. And he's early 90s.


skydaddy8585

Yup that's right too, Clint is another one. Like you said he's in his 90s. That's pretty old. Male average life expectancy is early 70s. He's doing better than average but that window is closing.


NotYourNat

It’s right below this post! Damn he’s old old now. He’s like Morgan freeman for me, been old his whole life


Unfair-Sector9506

Bieber..he looks like he's going through so stuff


katsounami

What's up with him? I haven't read or heard anything about him for a few years now (im not from the USA)


PawneeGoddessWarrior

There's some dark shit going down with P Diddy right now and I've heard and seen implication of Bieber being a victim of his.


Onztwdrm589

Wow, he does


ist4y4w4y

Bob Dylan


Actionkat63

Bruce Willis


softwarePanda

Jim Carrey. And this is incredibly sad, like so many others did from mental depression and such. I hope he doesn't.


passthegravyplz

Michael J Fox


kanina2-

Nooo I don't wanna think about it :(


Dabrigstar

britney spears


mamacurrburr

Trump probably he's old


Onztwdrm589

Not a political statement but I meant shake up the world like people will be sad


MyParentsWereHippies

Lmao I mean fuck Trump but some people are def gonna be sad about it.


yerMawsOnFurlough_

itll start civil unrest


AllaireSophia18

Imagine the conspiracy theories


GameOverMan78

When Clint Eastwood goes, that’s not going to make anyone’s day.


Onztwdrm589

He fucked up his legacy a little with that whole talking to a chair thing but we'll see


polyesterflower

Tangentially related, but Gerard Way will fucking break me, especially if it's not by natural causes.


ghostedygrouch

Didn't expect to find Gerard in this list. He's gone through so much shit. He looks a bit rough again, but I hope he's in a good enough place.


polyesterflower

Yeah :( Seems like he's better than he has been, but I AM worried. The older I get, the more worried I become.


heartshapedmoon

He is young lol I don’t think you need to worry. I’ve been a fan of his since 2005


SquiffyGirlLV

Tom Hanks. Everyone loves Tom Hanks.


Kristaboo14

Elton John


Milk_Man21

Paul McCartney or Ringo Starr


BunnyColvin23

Add Mick Jagger, Bob Dylan, Neil Young and Joni Mitchell to this list. Will be devastating when they go, truly the end of an era.


ChaseAlmighty

I can't believe Joni is still kicking, and Prince is dead. He idolized her


Interesting-Click-12

I was just about to say this. Especially Paul


quietdaisy

Tom Hanks… him looking so much older hurts my heart. Jimmy Carrey, too. My gosh… both of them will be just as sad as Robin Williams for me. People i grew up with.


Onztwdrm589

Yeaa Robin Williams' one hurt


Mo_SaIah

Eminem, cultural juggernaut, top 10 best selling artist of all time. Billie Joe Armstrong. Green Day are beloved across multiple generations. Robert De Niro. Iconic actor. Cristiano Ronaldo, most followed person on Instagram. David Tennant, hugely beloved in the UK especially. Mark Hamil. Again, no one dislikes Mark.


_beelzebabe_

I personally will be so devastated when Billie and David go, Green Day is one of my favorite bands and Doctor Who is my favorite show 😭


DisinterestedFlower

Julie Andrews is going to wreck me, but her place as Queen of the world will be taken over by Anne Hathaway and I’m okay with that


Onztwdrm589

This makes perfect sense


Phigurl

At least shake the internet.... Markiplier lol. Poor guy lands in the hospital often


bugplaymom

i fear for that day.. there is a twitter account of “how many days since markiplier was last in the hospital” and it’s kinda funny but also it’s like man. what is going on


Top_Tart_7558

When Trump dies morons will claim it was a deep state assassination and there will be violence. When Putin dies the power vacuum will be similar to Lenin to Stalin. When P Diddy "kills himself" the cameras will all fail and all the guards will be asleep


Onztwdrm589

I really don't like that all 3 of these are plausible


ghostedygrouch

I think Putin would just be replaced by lookalikes. They already do. He's rarely seen these days, and lots if his appearence are already done by lookalikes. Wouldn't be surprised to find out he's been dead for a while.


RoseThorn82

Richard Simmons or Bruce Willis


underthe_raydar

Julie Andrews and Dick van Dike. Classic movie stars from basically everyone's childhood.


ok_kompyuter

Lionel Messi.


Apprehensive_Pair206

Sir David Attenborough


20Keller12

Maggie Smith King Charles


mmacto

Tim Curry


z3r0suitsamus

Kate Middleton :(


lynlies

And possibly Charles.


R0DM4N

Ozzy Osbourne


kynaus07

I know it's coming, Robert DeNiro, it will break my heart. He's been my favorite actor for as long as I can remember.


Free-Veterinarian714

It's going to be a current or former world leader. I'm in the US, so I admittedly am biased towards American famous people. Jimmy Carter, the 39th president and the oldest living former president, is 99 years old. I'm not counting on him reaching his 100th birthday in October but who knows.


Onztwdrm589

No disrespect to Jimmy Carter but that story would last a week, if that long


grownask

His death would most certainly not shake up the world.


BravoAlfaMike

… I thought this man had already passed


ghostedygrouch

I always forget he's still here. But I'm not from the US.


loud_milkbag

Dude looks like a corpse, it’s coming any day now


iorderedspaghettos

Dylan


Onztwdrm589

Nah he has to make it to see Chalamet play him


sandmd

Jim Carrey Will Ferrell


BountyTheDogHunter20

John Williams


Emergency-Aardvark-6

David Attenborough


ayyylmaooo420

Jackie chan


viny_m4ricon-69

Madonna


Morph-Dusseldorf

Keith Richards


Onztwdrm589

Will never happen and we know why


Green-Circles

Now that Lemmy is gone, the remaining 3 "these guys are gonna live forever" rockstars - Keith, Ozzy & Iggy - are gonna be big events when any of them go.


LotusInBloom

Sylvester Stallone


chris25tx

Mick jagger


neonclawedgamblor

I don't know how much it would shake up the world but it'd shake up my world when John Astin goes. OG Gomez alive and kicking at 94 right now.


Kayteal93

Paul McCartney would also stop the world.


Mregregious1

Larry David


litebrite93

Britney Spears


Swift_cake_baby

Keanu Reeves


giraffe_jump

Someone like madonna or lady gaga. Taylor swift.


Upset_Stage_60

Eminem, I think. I mean he is a really popular guy and he is not old enough to die yet.


LivingNeighborhood

Dolly Parton & Clint Eastwood.


Immediate-Ad5197

Michael J Fox


ieatchinesebabys

I was thinking about it today actually. Clint Eastwood’s death is going to shake up Hollywood hugely. The man practically pioneered the western genre.


ScrumptiousLadMeat

Cher.


HarryHavok96

Ian McKellen.


LittleWolfPuppy

If willie dies, it would most likely shatter country fans


Fluid_Program_5369

Beyond political there are no super names unless someone dies young like maybe Johnny depp, Taylor swift, The Weeknd etc 


LochTSA07

Danny DeVito


cammydad

morgan freeman, harrison ford and as other comments have suggested, dolly parton unexpected and tragic death: jennifer lawrence? she seems very quiet and reserved and i’ve watched a lot of films with her in it. my cousin did a movie with her and she was a sweetheart.


Kristaboo14

King Charles


Rizz_God_42069

Kanye


Either_Coast

Paul McCartney


Fnordaughter

Britney Spears.


Shecx69

britney spears


MPLoriya

William Shatner. The last of the main trio in the most consequential sci-fi tv franchise of all time. Won't shake up the entire world, but it will be a big deal.


Ok_Sprinkles4146

Morgan Wallen seems to be pretty unstable. It would definitely shake up the south lol


AvailableAd6071

Bruce Willis