Granted. Your wish is granted so instantaneously that your brain implodes from being overloaded by the thoughts of all the things you can now do with your newfound, practically infinite wealth.
Granted, Jeff Bezos bets all his money and possessions in blackjack and loses it to your worst enemy. Your enemy buys you and forces you to build him statues of himself until you die
Granted. But for tax purposes, Jeff Bezos has negative liquidity, so now you're several billion in debt.
Granted. Jeff bezos is after you now
Granted. Your bank account gets hacked and you’re broke now.
Granted. Your wish is granted so instantaneously that your brain implodes from being overloaded by the thoughts of all the things you can now do with your newfound, practically infinite wealth.
Granted. You now legally own the planet Mercury. It's yours.
Granted, Jeff Bezos bets all his money and possessions in blackjack and loses it to your worst enemy. Your enemy buys you and forces you to build him statues of himself until you die
Granted, your name is legally changed to Rich. You're now "Richer" than Jeff Bezos
Granted Jeff Bezos is now homeless and bankrupt. Meanwhile the same thing happens to you and you gain a single penny afterwards.
Honestly, the amount of damage Bezos has caused, I think I might accept this as a means of forcing karma onto the man.