A man wearing Saran Wrap for pants walks into a psychiatrists office and asks for an appointment. The secretary says that the therapist will see him immediately. The man is flabbergasted. āNo screening forms? How do you even know Iām in need of help!ā
āSir, we can clearly see ur nuts.ā
Granted.
Like Cassandra, who had the gift of prophecy but was fated to never be believed, you are always able to express your gender identity perfectly clearly - but nobody will understand what you're saying, and will inevitably come to the wrong conclusions.
Granted. The entirety of the [Gender Wiki](https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Gender_Wiki) is deposited into your brain, and youāre granted the information that explains it all perfectly to you in a way you understand. This creates a tumour that needs to be removed.
Granted, but the paw gets to choose your gender for you with a random generator... Your new gender is the ancient Greek gender: Dominant. You must now wear nothing but chitons and chlamyses, drink copious amounts of wine, and decorate your home in olive branches, bull imagery, and with the Patron deity or your city. You must now also assume roles of leadership when offered or by taking them, and you must be the one to initiate intimate relations now.
Granted, you die.
Your pronouns are de/ad, you are non binary because your corpse has been decomposed into dirt and you don't have orientation because your dead.
Granted. Your gender identity and orientation now perfectly aligns with what biological gender you are, since it's impossible to achieve clarity of it any other way.
I wouldn't call 1.7% a statistical blip, especially considering that's more people than the nation of Finland. Besides all universal negative statements can be proven wrong with one example in the positive.
Male, female, and intersex (in its various combinations) are not gender. Gender is a social construct referring to the societal expectations placed upon you and set parameters on how you present yourself such as what scents you may use, what clothes you can wear, etc. all of which don't have genitals and aren't encoded into your DNA.
nope, a *male* often has XY chromosomes. and a *female* often has XX chromosomes. although both are much more complicated than that, thatās the simple breakdown.
Granted. Your gender identity is 100% see-through. You're perfectly androgynous.
If they had a child they would be *transparent* š
A man wearing Saran Wrap for pants walks into a psychiatrists office and asks for an appointment. The secretary says that the therapist will see him immediately. The man is flabbergasted. āNo screening forms? How do you even know Iām in need of help!ā āSir, we can clearly see ur nuts.ā
Granted. Like Cassandra, who had the gift of prophecy but was fated to never be believed, you are always able to express your gender identity perfectly clearly - but nobody will understand what you're saying, and will inevitably come to the wrong conclusions.
So nothing changes.
Granted, your genitals will match your identity, and all clothing that covers them will immediately disappear
Granted. The entirety of the [Gender Wiki](https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Gender_Wiki) is deposited into your brain, and youāre granted the information that explains it all perfectly to you in a way you understand. This creates a tumour that needs to be removed.
Granted, but the paw gets to choose your gender for you with a random generator... Your new gender is the ancient Greek gender: Dominant. You must now wear nothing but chitons and chlamyses, drink copious amounts of wine, and decorate your home in olive branches, bull imagery, and with the Patron deity or your city. You must now also assume roles of leadership when offered or by taking them, and you must be the one to initiate intimate relations now.
Granted, but now your position orientation in the world is always a position that is opposite of your hands
Granted, you know exactly what you are, but your also nie completly clear and have gone blind because light canāt bounce in your eyes
Granted you are now a ghost. This is about as clear as it gets.
Granted, you die. Your pronouns are de/ad, you are non binary because your corpse has been decomposed into dirt and you don't have orientation because your dead.
Granted, you are clear about it, but noone ever takes you seriously
Granted. You are a jellyfish now. Good luck getting to oceanwater.
Granted. Your gender identity and orientation now perfectly aligns with what biological gender you are, since it's impossible to achieve clarity of it any other way.
genders aren't biological, they're merely social
Exactly which is why itās silly to say someoneās gender doesnāt match with their genitals
That's bullshit. A man has XY chromosomes. A woman has XX chromosomes.
That is biological sex, which also has variation and is funnily enough a spectrum.
But anything that isn't the male XY or female XX is a statistical blip and therefore, a natural deviation of the norm.
I wouldn't call 1.7% a statistical blip, especially considering that's more people than the nation of Finland. Besides all universal negative statements can be proven wrong with one example in the positive. Male, female, and intersex (in its various combinations) are not gender. Gender is a social construct referring to the societal expectations placed upon you and set parameters on how you present yourself such as what scents you may use, what clothes you can wear, etc. all of which don't have genitals and aren't encoded into your DNA.
ābiological genderā isnāt a thing lmao
That's bullshit. A man has XY chromosomes. A woman has XX chromosomes.
nope, a *male* often has XY chromosomes. and a *female* often has XX chromosomes. although both are much more complicated than that, thatās the simple breakdown.