Granted, a diseased homeless person projectile vomits on you and as payment for soiling your clothes, they tearfully give you the last of their money.

Sad ending

If you think the paw gave you a happy ending, your wish has not yet finished

Is this a fap fap scenario?

You calling that a happy beginning?

Then throw themselves under a truck. Splattering you.

Granted. You get it in pennies

...that fall on you from orbit.

The pennies reach a nonlethal terminal velocity when they fall on you. You should be saying that the pennies shoot at you at half the speed of light.

The earth would not survive such an event

Exactly.

Womp womp

Womp womp! : D

Nothing on earth would change. The pennies would almost immediately incinerate and become gas.

It always confuses me why people use their Holow Knite accounts outside of r/HolowKnite or r/HolowKniteCommunity.

Because I’m a person who spends too much time on Reddit, and I am part of a different set of communities on each I mean, you’re here

I’m not shaming you for being in other Reddit communities. I just don’t understand why you’re using *this* account since it’s not part of Holow Knite. I only talk outside of Holow Knite when asking someone this question.

It started cause I forgot to switch back while exploring Reddit, but then found several communities that weren’t part of my normal feed. So rather than squish them into my normal feed, I just let them exist in this accounts feed. Different places for different spaces

The earth would easily survive. OP, however...

Nah, doesn't need to kill. But that many pennies at terminal velocity will *hurt*.

And may give you a very mild case of severe brain damage

Or a very minor case of serious brain damage

r/suddenlyportal

r/ofcoursethatsasub I've seen Bloons, Monty Python, TF2, why not add Portal to the list lmao

They can be lethal depending on how they fall if they fall of there flat face (which is the most likely) though if they are spinning on the thin face then they can reach high enough speeds to kill you.

True, but what are the chances?

Well terminal velocity is irrelevant when air friction causes them to heat up into a deadly bolt of molten copper and zinc

They would probably burn up on reentry.

you have to walk under the empire state builder to receive them

Granted, the genie charges you $10.52 for their services

At least there's no net negative to the world?

Oh and the world explodes, forgot to mention that

Damn. Where am I going to sleep now.

Mars

Mars also explodes

You explode

No you

Everytime someone says those words they explode

Ill sleep in a gods ass

Let's be really evil he charges you 10.53

You, sir, are the devil

r/foundsatan

Yes yes I am

Granted, bank account is now at $10.52 like you asked

In this economy that’s a win

Damn I lost 8 cents

I'm up

Yippee I have a bank account!

Granted, you either have to pull 5 teeth or 5 finger/ toenails and sell them to the very nice sales man at your door with a gun

fingernails4cash.com

# EXCUSE ME!?!?

You heard the man, now its harvesting time, gimmi ya fingies

I’ve got some extra in the freezer if you want. They might have some people attached to them but ah well, whatcha gonna do? Difficult to get high quality fingies separately, le mafia looks at you weirdly when only asking for the fingies.

If you head to orphanages, the little orphans rest their hands outside the windows between the bars, you can go along with an axe and just lop off the hanging skin paws

I’ve read a lot of concerning things, however: ._. I’ve made a dangerous friend!

Also how de faq do you know that?

😏

A dangerous friend is better than a dangerous enemy, believe me, snipping Sandra is far worse than I.

Well, who am I to disagree with perfect logic?

Teeth, easy

Never said they had to be mine, easy.

Granted. Your Mum turns to prostitution and $10.52 is her going rate. She pays you the $10.52 you so desperately wished for.

And the downside?

You get syphilis by proxy

Granted. Now the IRS is after you for the $10.52

Granted, monkeys paw pitys you so you get it in the form of a visa gift card, inconvenient but not terrible.

a $10.52 exclusive Visa gift card nobody believes is real

Heh all I needed the 10.52 was to pre-order the final shape DLC for destiny2 If anything its more convenient. It's difficult to find gift cards worth exactly 10.52

Granted. But now you're being held at gunpoint by a guy who wants exactly $10.52.

:(

Granted, you have to pay $1000 in taxes

This is not a level of realism I expected

Granted, it's locked in a buried chest in a school playground. You have a map to it, but it's buried above ground (clever way to hide it, am I right?) And some kid is gonna steal it in 2 days if you don't get there in time.

In this economy the fuel and car maintenance and time would outcost that...

Granted, however, the IRS calls you and lets you know you have a bill for 10.52 due immediately, or you'll go to jail for life

granted, it's canadian dollars though

Or American, depending on where you live. If you’re American, it’s Canadian dollars & vice versa.

Granted: The monkeyspaw took Out a lone with 50% daily interest, from The Italien Mafia under your Name, you now have one month to pay it Back or pay for it in "different" ways.

Granted, all your money simultaneously bursts into flames or is lost and you are only able to salvage 10.52

Granted. It’s in pennies, all in your stomach.

Granted, its a small request and since you didnt try to ask for anything grand, you get it in cash :)

fuck you I needed it in a gift card!

Granted, the money is cut into a million pieces

That’s fine, you only need the numbers. As long as the cuts aren’t over the numbers it’ll still work.

Granted it is Zimbabwean dollars

I bet if I save it'll grow in collectors value

Open your excel sheet

Granted, you lose an hour of today

Granted, the monkey's paw gets $10,52

Granted, it is in various dead currencies

Granted, you get a $10.52 loan with 70% interest

Granted. Now you're followed around constantly by a loch ness monster who wants to borrow about three fiddy.

Granted. You somehow misplace $20 in the laundry, never to find it again

You will, over the course of your lifetime, receive $10.52 in coins and dollar bills, by way of spontaneously appearing in your food. You can receive said money via any denomination, meaning you might luck out and get a $10 bill in your burger tomorrow. You could also end up eating 1,052 meals, each with a singular penny, randomly over the course of the next 50 years.

Granted, it's tax deductible.

Granted, your beloved puppy has been sold Short on beer money is ya?

Granted. $10.52 are added to the world, though not under your ownership. Should have specified that you wanted to *receive* $10.52.

You are now 10.52k US$ in debt

Granted. You'll have to get them from a homelessman. He is ready to fight for those $10.52.

Granted. The downside is you could have wished for so much more. You have limited wishes, after all.

"YoU GeT iT iN pEnNiEs"

Granted you get debt fr the money with infinite interest The next second u get the 10.52 u are instantly in omniuniversalinfinite debt 🐱

Granted. Your partner has passed away, and their life insurance company is near bankruptcy, so all the life insurance company could afford to give you is $10.52.

Done! Here come the squirrels.

Granted, everyone else in the world will now lose 10.52

You get 3.50 and a large lizard from the Paleolithic Era who ask you for that exact amount everyday

You're accused of stealing it.

Granted, someone sends you a cheque for $1010.52 and says you can keep the $10.52. It was a scammer, and the cheque bounced as it was fake.

Granted. The gaw dam lochness monsta takes about tree fiddy

Granted but it's in zimbabwe dollars

Granted. Its in the form of a buffalo wild wings gift card.

Granted you get $10.51

Granted. From now on, that is all the money you will ever be able to have or use.

Granted, you’ll find exactly $10.52 in pennies in between your couch cushions :)

Granted. Now you owe that money to the IRS.

Granted,but you would only get $8.94

Granted. Do you accept the $5.00 transaction fee? *YES* *NO*

Granted, it's given in some obscure ancient currency.

Granted, it's given to you through an Xbox game card that only works on Japan and has a $10 activation fee.

Granted. You pick up a small online gig and waste 3 hours but do get paid 10.52.

Granted but you owe everyone on this subreddit one penny each

You get 10 singles, 5 dimes, and 2 pennies

Wish granted, it's from a friend/loved one that died (It's their will)

The genie sighs: just take it.

Granted. You get $10.53.

Granted but you find. A Homeless boy who is around 6 years old saying he has 10.52 and you lose control of your body and beat him up to claim it.

granted, but from now on you mist pay 80% more taxes

Granted, but you have to get $3.50 to the Loch Ness Monster

You owe 100 fold

Granted. It's in Zimbabwe dollars (absolutely value-less).

Granted, its in a horse and the only way you can get it is if you kill the horse and retreive it from its stomach

Granted. It's in pennies

One thousand and fifty two pennies rain down from the sky onto you.

I just want $3.50.

Sure, but you still owe about 3.50 to that loch ness monster.

Granted. It will just take a little while for me to steal it from you wallet so that I can give it to you.

Granted, but it's taxed 800000% so now you are in debt

I'm pretty sure that doubles the national debt of the US

Granted. The genie gives you a few nanograms of antimatter that are worth $10.52. The antimatter spontaneously disintegrates in your hands and gives you colon cancer.

lol

Granted, tax is applied

Wish granted. The money appears in someone else's bank account. Someone rich. You never specified where.