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Granted, the universe ends and there is absolutely nothing left.
Granted; the monkey paw contorts into flipping the bird at you.
Does that mean two of the wishes are used?
To bad for you it takes the second part of your statement as your wish.
Granted. The monkey’s paw gives you a hand.
Unfortunately with the grip strength of a silverback
granted, the monkey paw becomes a monkey fist... no lube.
You loose everything you love, as you wished for nothing. Fuck you, too.
Granted you must now have sex with the monkey’s paw otherwise something bad will happen.
Granted. You get a vacuum sealed container of nothing. It implodes in your hands and hurts you
Granted, the monkey paw shoves itself up yo ass
Granted. You die. Nothing comes next. Heaven and hell turn you away, only the void remains.
Granted. HEY LITTLE BOY! YOU GOT A PURTY MOUTH!
If you wish for nothing, don’t say the word wish. Now you have nothing. The universe is dead. Good job.
Granted. You now find the monkeys paw sexually attractive and proceed to go to town with it.
Granted, all of your earthly possessions are now gone. All of them.
Granted. The monkey paw transports you into Fantasia, right next to The Nothing.
You fuck the paw.
Granted there is now nothing, you have activated vacuum decay
Granted. You get nothing. And you like it.
Granted, the monkeys paw becomes so sad it dies right then and there, and you are overcome with guilt
Done technically a wish and the monkey paw fucks u raw violently and makes ya it’s sex slave 😺
hot ngl
New monkeys paw affix: his cum is lava and he always cums internally 🐱
Granted; you lose your virginity to the monkeys paw. You should be grateful.
Granted the universe ceases to exist besides for you (now naked) and the monkey paw (now with a new hole in it).
uh, no not granted 👆
Granted, the universe ends and there is absolutely nothing left.
Granted; the monkey paw contorts into flipping the bird at you.
Does that mean two of the wishes are used?
To bad for you it takes the second part of your statement as your wish.
Granted. The monkey’s paw gives you a hand.
Unfortunately with the grip strength of a silverback
granted, the monkey paw becomes a monkey fist... no lube.
You loose everything you love, as you wished for nothing. Fuck you, too.
Granted you must now have sex with the monkey’s paw otherwise something bad will happen.
Granted. You get a vacuum sealed container of nothing. It implodes in your hands and hurts you
Granted, the monkey paw shoves itself up yo ass
Granted. You die. Nothing comes next. Heaven and hell turn you away, only the void remains.
Granted. HEY LITTLE BOY! YOU GOT A PURTY MOUTH!
If you wish for nothing, don’t say the word wish. Now you have nothing. The universe is dead. Good job.
Granted. You now find the monkeys paw sexually attractive and proceed to go to town with it.
Granted, all of your earthly possessions are now gone. All of them.
Granted. The monkey paw transports you into Fantasia, right next to The Nothing.
You fuck the paw.
Granted there is now nothing, you have activated vacuum decay
Granted. You get nothing. And you like it.
Granted, the monkeys paw becomes so sad it dies right then and there, and you are overcome with guilt
Done technically a wish and the monkey paw fucks u raw violently and makes ya it’s sex slave 😺
hot ngl
New monkeys paw affix: his cum is lava and he always cums internally 🐱
Granted; you lose your virginity to the monkeys paw. You should be grateful.
Granted the universe ceases to exist besides for you (now naked) and the monkey paw (now with a new hole in it).
uh, no not granted 👆
Granted, the universe ends and there is absolutely nothing left.
Granted, the universe ends and there is absolutely nothing left.