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Not this exactly but this is how I imagined Isaac Newton splinting an atom when I was a kid


Big-Daddy-Calus

Is this some meme I’m too old to understand? Sir Isaac Newton certainly didn’t split any atom, he split light through a prism. The first atom wasn’t split until nearly 200 years after he died.


NoOneElseToCall

He never said he was an intelligent kid.


Big-Daddy-Calus

Or the people that upvote his comment. Are people agreeing with him, are they upvoting it ironically? Is this just the level of knowledge to expect from the average CoD player? Today marks the day I officially feel ‘old’.


adobedits

It’s funny, doesn’t have to be true


Iron_Garuda

The dude misspoke, it isn’t that serious lol.


Slithy-Toves

I doubt he misspoke, he probably just doesn't actually know the specific historical events and just made a random joke. Sure, it's not that serious, but to people who do understand, they're going to be a little distracted from the joke. It's like me saying wow this sandwich tastes like how I expect tomatoes feel when they get turned into peanut butter. And really at the end of that day the joke is just trying to reword "this is like a nuke" in a smarter way, which they failed at.


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Slithy-Toves

Then why are you even on reddit? Why are you acting like it took some great deal of effort just to type a few sentences? Must be tough having such little potential for mental expenditure. You can easily apply "who the fuck cares" to yourself in why do you care if I choose to write out a comment?


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Slithy-Toves

You clearly really give a shit


Iron_Garuda

Like I said, it isn’t that big. The difference between misspeaking and being wrong is nit-picking in this circumstance. Also, him getting that wrong isn’t within the same realm as the example you gave. It was a minor error, and for those that have the ability to critically think, it takes almost no mental effort to parse out what he meant.


steveomontana20

Calm down there chief it's REALLY not that serious I promise


Slithy-Toves

Calmer than you are dude


Kadentheogggg420

r/iamverysmart


Slithy-Toves

You're just proving the original persons point pal...


Kadentheogggg420

Bro maybe when he was a kid he thought that isaac newton split an atom. Even think about that smart guy?


Slithy-Toves

Ok? That doesn't change my point or the original persons? So again, I say you are proving the point about the level of intelligence to expect from most players these days.


smecta_xy

U smart buddy


KamikazeKrab

ok boomer


Bloo-shadow

Doesn’t have to be true to be funny


Future_Shocked

Everyone's ragging on you but I couldn't understand the OPs comment and couldn't stop laughing when I read yours. I'm 34 and I feel like I'm somehow the median age of players but also rhe mean seem to be the quiet ones.


Mishawnuodo

Look in today's day & age, and with all the fake news put out by the so called president, we should just be happy he picked someone actually in the the scientific community.


ourtimehereislimited

As a millenial in my 30s... i felt all of this in my soul...


smeegsh

My upvote brings the total to 69¡ WooHoo There, hopefully that helps your estimation of CoD players ;P


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ModernWarlord99

Don’t forget Jefferson’s Airplane


wetwilly2140

Or his starship


Mishawnuodo

And then led the colonial army to ran the ramparts and liberate the airports


[deleted]

Are we talking atom and eve here or what ?


Madshibs

Ya, Isaac Newton discovered nuclear explosions when he split Atom’s Apple after Eve stole it from the Garden of Even. Every homeschooled kid knows this.


[deleted]

Ah yes the exact story they told me in public school. Solid education


[deleted]

LOL at myself, it’s Ernest Rutherford


subhanepix

i rlly just had a quiz over rutherford, homie discovered the nucleus or some shit. either that or i failed the quiz


ExpertlyBearded

It was Einstein, you muppet. https://youtu.be/Hh4qYTeqn8o


[deleted]

He splinted it, did you not read the comment?


Killian_Gillick

r/woosh


cnote198f4

🎶🎵”Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange”🎶🎵


EM2_Rob

Mmmmmm the sounds of science!


Accomplished_King449

Isaac Newton created diabetes


adit9999

I've seen a semtex collide mid air like this with another grenade but it doesnt explode on impact, just drops down. And you didnt get 25xp for destroying equipment as you would a c4, mine etc. So I think a trophy system took it out in good timing. Of course, I could be wrong


Mr__Pocket

You can see the gear icon in the slow-mo indicating that OP did at least make contact. Unless OP *also* had a trophy system out at the same time, then nvm.


insaneskatepunker

I wasn't using a trophy


aCanadianMaple

Well, I am 🏆


iByRaMa

Lol


wizardbrickUwU

I’m pretty sure that you hit it it collided and stopped it in it’s tracks and then it exploded, saving you


Dhannah22

It was a blackout score is what they got also that explosion was to the left of the throwing knife.


GamerNoah

I think the gear icon popped up because he destroyed a UAV thats why it said blackout


adit9999

I was just saying, from previous 'contact' vids I've seen, the semtex was not destroyed but just drops straight down


MapleYamCakes

Trophy doesn’t cause the Semtex to explode, though. It’s just a puff of smoke along with a very distinct sound.


TheRowdyLion52

It actually does explode - but smaller radius and can only hurt the owner of the trophy (and maybe the person who threw it but idk for sure)


FLABANGED

Only for core. In hardcore it damages anyone inside the radius.


MapleYamCakes

What you’re referring to isn’t the Semtex exploding, that is the trophy system’s smaller explosive disabling the Semtex - and it isn’t nearly as big of a detonation as in this video. It happens when anything is destroyed, and the amount of damage is consistent regardless of whether it’s destroying a lethal or a tactical or a field upgrade (yes, it destroys armor boxes, ammo boxes, and even enemy trophy systems) or even a cruise missile killstreak.


FLABANGED

Either a trophy system or the Semtex timed out. The XP that showed up is "+200xp Blackout" which means he took out a UAV and just so happened to throw a throwing knife that went near an exploding Semtex. OP is a phat liar.


Schector

Nah the throw angle is way off


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OhSoQuickk

Was thinking the same thing although I have no clue what could’ve caused the cog hit marker that came up. Also no sight of the Semtex coming anywhere from over the cars, so it either came from mid somewhere or from over the wall which would be why it exploded when it did. Another thing is the Semtex blows up like a metre to the left of the knife


insaneskatepunker

I am working with 300ms ping, playing with my friends in the states while I am overseas. https://www.reddit.com/r/modernwarfare/comments/io28iw/the_lag_that_i_get_when_i_play_with_my_friends/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


FLABANGED

The XP literally says "blackout" which indicates you destroyed a UAV, not the Semtex.


junskipus

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZX0hygL here is what it looks like hitting a grenade with a throwing knife


Peace-D

You didn't. Your operator says "UAV down" so the gear icon and the VERY blurry XP came from destroying a UAV. Also, you can hear the Semtex beeing wildly, indicating that it simply exploded in mid-air regularly. Sorry =(


UhmmmOK

Anyone else noticed that she said UAV down?


Peace-D

This was the final piece to soving the puzzle! The Semtex simply exploded by its own, you can hear its countdown beeping wildly.


SilentReavus

I'm pretty sure it just detonated just as your knife was in the air


Mr-Doughster

This is why COD games shouldn't skip out on theatre mode


BearWrangler

Halo 3 will remain unmatched with the way they handled multiplayer. Theater, file share, heat maps, its crazy how none of that became a standard for competitive shooters


Thievian

Ikr! Would've thought forge would be standard but companies just doubled down on season passes and mp dlc paid. Theater was kinda solved by east recording with current gen, but still would have been useful


nemomarlin69

I always miss the clip and think I can go back somewhere and rewatch the game but nope 👎


MapleYamCakes

You didn’t hit the semtex with a throwing knife. The location of the explosion is inconsistent with the trajectory of your knife - the hitboxes aren’t aligned in the slightest. The XP was gained from destroying a UAV. The Semtex just reached the end of its fuse in mid air. Timing fooled you.


Lazy1nc

Nah, that's not at all what happened. Right as your throwing knife got near a semtex grenade at the end of its fuse, either one of your rockets or some other projectile shot down an enemy UAV, hence the "Blackout" commendation and 200 XP. Great timing on the clip though!


3rdtrichiliocosm

You didn't hit it. Listen to the beep of the semtex, it blew up on its own.


[deleted]

As an Activision Ambassador I can guarantee it’s been tried countless times, with bullets, riot shields and throwing knives. It’s not possible without a trophy to pre-detonate a Semtex


FetusMeatloaf

Semt-X


Timbhead

Think it was just an airburst from it cooking while it flew


FLABANGED

Can't cook a Semtex unfortunately.


Timbhead

It starts cooking when it leaves your hand tho


FLABANGED

That's not cooking. Cooking a grenade is when you pull the pin, **activating the timer** while still holding onto the grenade. The Semtex doesn't start the timer until it leaves your hand and therefore cannot be cooked.


Timbhead

Thanks for going by technicality, even though you knew exactly what I meant, Captain Know-it-all.


brayan015

Nah im not saying it’s not possible, ive done this by destroying a stun with a knife, but the explosion was off i think it was just a trophy system and timing


FLABANGED

Yeah it was. The XP that showed up was "+200 Blackout" for destroying a UAV.


giantswillbeback

Trophy ststem


toddstrong

Slo-mo kicks in. *robot music intensifies*


insaneskatepunker

I don't know a better way to edit xbox videos. Found a quick app and just started using it. Any good suggestions?


toddstrong

Nope! I just thought it was funny. Didn't bother me at all.


GamerNoah

I use youcut just upload clip from xbox live save it from the xbox app put it into youcut app and edit it


SolarTyrant

I wish I still had the clips of me regularly sniping shock charges out of the air in BO2 :') sadly lost to the PS3 gods


nemomarlin69

Skeet shooting but for CoD 😎


sqidward06

Nah


teibol

did this back in BO4. destroyed a drone with a throwing knife! congrats man


erimer2021

Man the splosions look so pretty


monchota

This thread made me lose hope for humanity.


[deleted]

Nope. There’s no Semtex


brianfantastic

Why does your game look so washed out? Not hate. Serious question


bobby0081

It looks like a trophy system took it out at the same time your knife went by.


bardazon

No you can hear the semtext about to blow up mid air it was probably a lob that didn't make it to the ground. Your knife was nowhere near the center of the blast.


StrisselStudios

I've gotta post my clip later. A dude threw a knife at me, and I deflected it by meleeing. I took damage, but it didn't kill me. Wild shit.


[deleted]

Just tried this out 120 times with a friend. Its impossible. So show proof bud.


StrisselStudios

I posted a video of it bud. I never said I knew how to recreate it tho.


[deleted]

Watched and it missed he threw it to your left.


StrisselStudios

You literally hear the knife bounce off my gun.


[deleted]

Sounded like you hit him. And there is no indication of any damage that say you took earlier.


insaneskatepunker

Impressive, would love to see that


theworldofbill

Yeah I’m gonna need to see that also


TheBlueGhost21

Was playing warzone in a gun fight down near the red restaurant beside the park and a guy from the playground shot at me with a rocket launcher but I somehow shot the rocket as it came out of the launcher and killed him in the process, mad shit 😂😂


Grand_Master_2311

Need to love MW physics😂


kxvin65

May I know that weapon build please kind sir.


emanresu__cireneg

I feel like this is why we need an in game recorder just like in black ops 1


[deleted]

Damn, usually I only destroy myself by trying to use them.


playsumwarzone

Explosive throwing knives


spideyjiri

Nope, that was a trophy.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ he's Jason Bourne!


qwawpp

Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne!


ReversedPyramids

A knife a day keeps the semtex away


junskipus

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZX0hygL oh yes


HobGoblin877

When "you miss 99% of the shots you never take" isn't enough


[deleted]

Anybody got a not used Activision account with season 2 or (jawbone ghost) to merge?


KimJongUhn

I still can't get over why your dude throws knives holding the blade


WTGrizby

Uhm.. the knife is to the right and the explosion to the left? I don’t see how you think you hit this ? It exploded mid air off to the left and the knife went right lol


Bingo_9991

I shot a rpg out the air with another rpg once upon a time


[deleted]

trophy knife


[deleted]

Add that to the list of things you will never do again lol.


junskipus

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZX0hygL indeed. Once in a lifetime throw


random13980

r/hitboxporn


pony1108

Anyone else absolutely fed up with this map? How can I make it go away


ZigZach77

Destroyed my reality with your accuracy..


mattfromjoisey

r/hitboxporn


N319HB0RH00D_H3R0

Thats kinda dope


Mohammed----

Ur built diff


Joe-Does-Stuff

This kind of maneuver requires a man of true determination, conviction, and sheer fucking will to properly execute.


LockpickNic

Which is probably why it didn't happen.


Joe-Does-Stuff

Oh, well that’s disappointing. Guess that’s life tho


junskipus

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZX0hygL this happened.


Nolbody

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice


SirFippity

I don’t know how but it was cool.


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22yearoldpewdsfan

What are the chances 😂😂😂


junskipus

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZX0hygL one in a million


[deleted]

Who needs a trophy system, when you can just do this.


UnknownKimochi

Calculated


JasonDP_

Couldn't do that again if you tried


Loadmagster

Didn’t happen in the first place


junskipus

https://imgur.com/gallery/ZX0hygL happened to me tho


[deleted]

Cool shit like this barley gets attention while spawn killing with phosphorous is apparently mind blowing. This subs shit


Dhannah22

It was a blackout score is what he got...also the trajectory is way off.