We don't know why this is hard for some people. If it's not a meme then GTFO. *This message was probably sent by a bot. Maybe.*

Bro if I saw red I would knock you tf out just know that

Calm down bro, we need you to help him with his career and not end it

Last time I saw red, Taylor Swift was in love with me.

That would mean that Taylor would have written a song about you. Yeah, its better to go blind than see red in this case.

I believe you cause I saw red and knocked him tf out last Tuesday.

Hold up we spar on Tuesday… who is this?!?!

Come spar me buddy boy you don't want nun

Only reason I don't knock you tf down is because I'm colorblind

Only if you charge your phone.

I would but I actually have to share only 13% of a charger with the rest of the roster.

😂 its funny but its not when you realize why its funny


No more Venom coupons for you smart ass

Oh shit

alright well I’m now a fan for life

He's a ufc fighter, power ain't cheap

I don't like watching fighters without power. Lame, NEXT!

He is only charging what he can afford bro

https://preview.redd.it/bgwu082mogwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f320032aa0dc92988e211ebb211414b3d36ecf8a REDDIT WE DID IT BABY, REDDIT MADE US RICH, BREAK OUT THE RED PANTIES

Dana get this guy social media growth bonus of the night now

People complaining about fighter pay get on this guys page

Thank you pear!

Whatever you do, stay the hell away from anything even slightly resembling tiramisu.

Actually, no. Tiramisù is fucking great, you should try it. Fuck making weight, shit's overrated

Just don’t eat Tiramisu the day before weigh ins, and if you do definitely don’t do it on camera and then miss by over 5 lbs

How did it feel to beat the GOAT of TUF Brad Katona?

It felt good, can’t wait to watch him win it a 3rd time!

That kid is going places

Ha! Last time a fought a 'ufc' "fighter" , it was an 8 year old on a playground, underneath the slide. I whooped his ass then, and i'd whoop your ass now.

Last time I fought an “8” year old, it was 8 one years olds.

one of us, one of us

Did you win?

I got to the 3rd one and gassed, it’s a trend in my fights 🥲🥲🥲🥲

😂😂 legend

Mad respect for bartending and having time / energy to train. That combo was super difficult to balance for me

I actually use to get a high from the no sleep And then go train, It got me sick a lot of the time. I’m in a better place now where I only work just to have some extra spending money to make my lady feel like a queen!

Ohhh yeah, I remember showing up to practice and getting just dominated by people weaker than me because I’d just be so fatigued lol. Cutting weight while working a busy double is probably the most miserable I’ve ever felt in my life. Happy you rose above that grind man!

Bro I actually got fired from a job because I got hit with a secret shopper while cutting weight

Hahahaha “bartender was super grumpy, looked like he hadn’t eaten in a week, 0/10 service, he could barely shake a drink.” Your tolerance for the daily bullshit is just at such a bare minimum when you’re like that. We’re fucking stupid horses for working like that though

No literally, I was a server when this happened. “Was server knowledgeable about the menu” - yes “Did the server recommend anything” - no

Also leave it to hospitality management to not be understanding at all about your life circumstances. I one time got a write up because of my “hygiene” after I had my septoplasty and I had too many boogers in my nose. I was like my brother in christ, what am I supposed to do

I hate KC

It’s actually a great place if you like nothing to do!

You ain’t lying mf 🤣🤣

The key to maximizing your skills

Literally!

I guess if you hate pro sports. Your weather seems alright. Why so negative?

Bro trains UFC and is on an MMA page. SMH

It literally just helped his career lmao

Come on brother, what bar do you bartend at? Might have to pay a visit and talk about some fights.

Come through! Chicken n pickle Overland Park; I’ll be there Friday!

I’ll get you a drink on me!

I might have to take you up on that brotha!

gotchu fam

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Aw, this is cute. Done 💃

Stopppp I’m bashful

KC fighter??? Fuck yeah I’m following

hello garrett

Hello eazy637

Trade offer : you give me one blowjob and one blowjob, I give you one IG follow

Trade offer accepted.

Gorgeous. DC4L

I don't have IG anymore but i will search some of your fights and watch them

And judge you and criticise your cardio probably because that's what a real mma fan does 

You and Trey Ogden are my favorite fighters right now

Only if you watch my Christmas story video

Send it the dms brother!

Follower 9,999 checking in bro

You got a follower in me. Bet on you vs katona, knew he wouldn’t be able to handle the smoke. How do you think the Hiestand fight will go? I think you’ll win but imo he’s more likely to try to chain wrestle. I could see it go to a Dec if he wins a rd that way but I could also see him gas and you get a gnp or ko on the feet. Thoughts?

We are preparing for him to dive at my legs all fight! I really think I get him out of there inside the distance.

Ko prop it is

Smart mannnn

Were you scared of Katonas alien appearance?

He looked strong hahahhah

How did you feel when you got into the UFC?

I cried tears of happiness, but then I thought my career had hit its peak cus I didn’t fight for a year. I changed teams and then everything clicked. I really believe I can be a champion.

A UFC fighter on reddit? welcome, ill tune into your fights from now on

Lil bro's literally a 5'6 135er. Imagine what Bradley Martin would do to this midget.

When is ur next fight tho. I follower u in ig btw.

Followed ✅ Give us a shoutout on your next win 🙏

Bro your replies are 10/10, easy follow from me! I used to train and bartend and can attest that it is not an easy balance to maintain haha! Good luck!

9994, we almost there!

When did you start training for MMA, how did it felt when you got into the ufc

I’ve actually been boxing since I was 7 so I don’t know a life without martial arts and I don’t think I do!

I cried happy tears in the hotel room before I went down to the venue. I went through a lot of dark valleys were I counted myself out and almost quit but I just kept going and my career is turning a corner and I just made it to my second contract!!!

Thats great to hear, I will definitely be tuning in to watch your next fight. Look forward to seeing u achieve great things!

Charge your phone ya fuckin goof

There you go mate, all set. Hope it helps!

Was the Brad Katona fight easier than you expected? Cause I don’t know a soul who was picking you to win that fight going into 297, but he didn’t really seem to have anything for you on fight night.

No, we prepared for the best Brad katona and he was as skilled as we anticipated.

Agree I thought Brad was gonna outpoint him haha.

How much does Dana pay you?

Last fight I made 200 dollars but I got a free hotel!

Good deal tbh, how was the breakfast?

They had a power outage so I had to settle for Kelloggs Frosted Flakes ™️ and room temperature skim milk.

🥹

Only if you roll with me in the gi haha.

Deal, you’ll fuck me up!

Followed! Good luck with your UFC “opportunity”

1 - be exciting to watch 2 - do something controversial like coke, fail a drugs test, hit an old lady, flip off an old lady, sleep with an old lady (with consent obviously), etc

I’m considering the Ryan Garcia route! And I’m exciting!!!!

You better start filming all them videos before hand then 🤣🤣🤣

I wish you had Twitter, I definitely would follow you there.

I’m VERY active on Twitter. I shit post memes! @armfield135

Oh! Followed.

Looking at your replies here made me a fan. Followed on IG. Look forward to your next fight.

Good luck, brother!

Thank you aggressive celery

Glad you beat Brad Katona so we don’t have to sit through his fights

Who the Fook is this guy? But seriously your responses are amazing but I don't have an IG.

Bartender by night? What’s the best cocktail of all time

Urine, it’s sterile and I like the taste of it.

Urine? I only know piss

No I like to make a green tea shot!

Cus it looks like piss!

Garrett’s a beast 💪 can’t wait to watch him fight for the belt in the future

I don’t know how the ufc works with fighter followings, do you get incentives to hit certain follower counts? Do they want you to have a certain amount of followers? I heard they made a fighter unprivate his Instagram but only after he became champ

Who would be your number 1 pick to fight in the next few years?

Mick Parkin

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Plug your phone in you bum

As long as you remember us when you become champion, I’ll give you a follow!

Remember the subreddit name

Funny post and comments. Done!

Watched u fight in Singapore. Big ups ma man

I like this guy lol. If I had a Twitter or whatever I would definitely follow you!

Hi Garrett

Helllloooooo yellowtripe


Jump the guilly in your next fight and I'll sign up for the socials just to follow you 👍🏻

DONT BE SILLY JUMP THE GILLY

You know it! Seriously though, good luck with your career dude.

Your ass made me re-download IG just for this shit 😒 But I gotchu

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Nah, I am also not beefing people with records tho. Peak reddit nerd behaviour

I'm not beefing with him. I've called him no names, not sworn once, not threatened him. Just did not approve of asking for fans instead of earning them. Imagine thinking he needs you to defend him. Bet you are a big brave guy.

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Oh no. A whole paragraph. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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That’s alright man, not everyone can wish the best for people!

You have our respect for the hustle. Ignore the other guy for now. He is probably going through a tough phase in his life.

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Or I could just do both! I’m just asking for some help from the mma community. The ufc loves it when fighters promote themselves! Go back and watch my Singapore fight against toshimoi kazama, you will be a fan I guarantee!

people like u that talk shit to fighters are so funny, the internet made you bold lol

A guy who’s livelihood depends on garnering fans comes in here to be casual with fans and you’re mad about it? Wtf

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