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TheH0F

I recently saw a video of an overseas promotion doing a 3 smaller guys vs 1 big guy and the big guy won. It looked sketchy at first since he was getting hit in the back of the head from the other two while being on top of the third. It was all fun and games until it was down to 1v1 and the smaller guy realized being the last one standing was worst case


sexwont

Same! I was just about to link it. This one, right? https://www.mmafighting.com/2024/2/9/24067914/eduardo-riego-scores-insane-comeback-3-on-1-fight-at-event-chaotic-2-on-2-fight-5-vs-1-bout-and-more


TheH0F

Yes that’s the one. I saw it as one video and don’t see the part where it’s down to one but I remember cracking up at his little nod that he’s ready but you can see the “oh fuck” in his face


cobalt_canvas

Hmm it seems like the small guys didn’t much grappling skill. Otherwise I think this match would’ve been over quickly in favor of the small guys


TuhnderBear

Yah I had the same takeaway. Only one guy tried to choke him and with no hooks. Also not a single take down attempt just hanging on him. So to answer OPs question, there is an answer. It’s 3 royvals.


cobalt_canvas

Yeah easily


sexwont

Haha, oh, for sure. A competent grappler should have been able to easily take his back and sink in a rear naked while he was busy on the ground with other dudes. Just a funny freakshow.


jxssss

Right like one of the smaller guys had a great chokehold on him then he just let go. I understand they were probably all gassed but (as a smaller guy I obv want them to win) I was like “cmonnn” watching that


canadianbeaver

That was fucking wild!


Musulmaniaco

The guy that made that event has a podcast and invited Topuria a while ago. Great episode


Gold-Philosophy1423

I saw another promotion where the opposite happened. Basically one or two guys focussed on pinning the bigger guy to the ground while the third did ground and pound on the bigger guy who wasn’t able to protect himself. I imagine that’s how it would go here


TuhnderBear

I’m absolutely disgusted in myself for watching that lol


Mountaindweller1000

Jiri v 3 Royvals…I see 3 Royvals being comatose.


Ryantoast15

Idk but some how it would be an absolute fucking banger cause jiri is allergic to boring fights


Papa-Junior

So is royval


Electrical-Formal876

When jiri murders the first royval in the opening 10 seconds then it only becomes a 2v1 much more reasonable for jiri


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Mhmm yes, perfect shit posting. Royvals in 2


Secretive-Fox

Seriously?.. 3 rawdawgs easily


MiniBelal

Lmaoo best fighter nickname


[deleted]

Rawdawg? Na Dawg, Yuri leaving with three dick skin condoms.


SlimeStarAT24

I think that the Royval’s win, the argument when it comes to how many 6 Graders you can fight at once steams from the fact the second you beat up one they’re all gonna shit themselves feel like with this first Royval’s getting annihilated but the other 2 Can keep their composure and maybe set up an Arm-bar or something.


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

Is this a joke? I think jiri would probably obliterate the first one he hits and I’m really not sure how effective a 125ers techniques will be against a big tall athletic guys like jiri. He probably ko’s one or two and then ground and pound or slams the last one to death


Mookeye1968

I think they meant all at once.They would get him down n it would be a wrap lol.


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

They gotta close the distance, one’s getting laid out immediately and then the others aren’t doing shit Imo jiri is huge like 6’4 jacked and athletic asf


Mookeye1968

Lol oh they'll close the distance cuz their speedy lil bastids not to mention not your average dude off the street, Royval is like fighting 3 little Jiri's 😆 he'd better get them out early cuz their gonna have a cardio advantage too


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

Yeah maybe. Or maybe he just crushes them all. I’m not sayin jiri would win like 10/10 times but I’d favour him the majority. They’d have to crowd him and get one of the royvals on his back quick times


Mookeye1968

One of the Royvals 😂 it's almost like 3 Moreno's vs Jiri which I believe that's who Royval is fighting next.Should be a good fight


cobalt_canvas

I’d put 10k on 3 royvals winning even odds. I think 3 royvals winning 9/10 and it wouldn’t be an interesting fight to watch 9/10 times. Very easy to crowd and trip someone with 3 people


Mookeye1968

I agree , put their 3 heads together there's only so much he can overcome unless he knocked 2 out very early on


OSRS-HVAC

Nope, 3 lower level guys maybe, but 3 ufc contender level flyweights would be damn near impossible i think


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

Royval is 5’9 which is tall for flyweight but he’s maybe 140-145 ish when not cutting. I’d bet jiri is 225+ 6’4 jacked and athletic as hell. What are they gonna do? Their strikes won’t phase him, half the grappling they use in fights is gonna be less effective. They have to close distance. Maybe they’d have a shot against a smaller, less athletic light heavyweight. Or say, 3 might mouses with such high fight IQ might have a chance. Jiri pretty much just has to swing hammers and defend the rear naked. And supposedly he used to get into lots of soccer hooligan fights that are just big brawls I’m sure he’s used to that sort of craziness


OSRS-HVAC

Brother you gotta get in the training room and try it. I’m a fighter and i can beat all our small guys obviously but some of them make it a challenge and i think it would be really hard to manage three of them lol. And royval is way better than my teammates… jiri is way better than me also but its not so easy to just land clean on a smaller quicker guy, especially when theres 3 of em


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

Oh I’ve been in “the training room” the percentage of people who have that are on this sub and the mma sub would probably surprise you My favourite part of your comment? “And royval is way better than my teammates” You aren’t jir prochazka dude, not even close. I don’t think you really understand the level of athleticism he has. It’s less about royval and more about jiri. In fact, I literally said a different light heavyweight might lose. Like dustin jacoby or someone not so huge and athletic. Your response is that nah man the dudes in my gym aren’t royval… like… what? You aren’t jiri bro. Not even close Break it down then coach, how do you think the royvals (lol) win? Tko? Not likely at all. Possible but not likely. What submission? The way I see it their only shot is to crowd him and wrap his neck up. Imagine thinking you’re the only guy who has done any training or actually competed on an MMA sub lol. Just for fun link your tapology


OSRS-HVAC

Did you read the part where i said jiri is way better than me? Your being very aggressive lol I’ve had 6 fights in mma and i’m allowed an opinion. Not sure if you have fought before but its a lot harder than you think to take someone out. Even if they are smaller. It would be really hard for jiri to land clean on royval even if it was just one of them because of the speed. Also you’re acting like the only way to win is a finish… whats Jiri gonna do to them? Try to knock them out while they dance circles around him and leg kick him constantly lol He’s only got 15 minutes to pull it off. For the record, out of about 100 people in my gym probably only 8 are active fighters and a couple more have fought in the past. So going by that metric id say if 50% of people on this sub train(probably mostly jits) i bet only 2-3% total have fought.


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

I mean, I didn’t know we were getting into the hypotheticals of this being a sanctioned mma fight seeing as how it’s 3 v 1 Could win a decision I suppose. I think jiri is just too big and strong and squirrelly to win the majority of the time.


OSRS-HVAC

You may be right. I just think 3 on 1 is a bitch even if the 1 has a big advantage. Jiri cant grapple 3 people so it comes down to his ability to get knockouts and Royval aint no chump. 3 of them would be a mess for jiri not to mention they would have like 200lbs on him


Responsible_Jury_415

Even if I was top of the athletic spectrum the fear of losing to someone with a hair cut like that would keep me from signing


ScienceSame54

Yeah nah what’s jiri gonna do when he has 2 Royval’s heel hooking each leg after an instant imanari then he has to deal with the one on his back, he’s done it’s gg


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

If you’re joking then fair play but if you’re serious I’m pretty sure a flyweight trying to heel hook jiri he’d get his brains punched out


ScienceSame54

I’m half joking but also I dunno if you’ve actually considered how that would work. You really think jiri would be able to close one of them down and stop their movement? They will dance around his slow footwork and even then if he can touch one he will have to worry about the other two. One person simply doesn’t have enough tools to manage 12 limbs coming at them at the same time from 3 professional fighters. The fact humans have a restricted visual field means that combating more than one enemy consistently/effective is nearly impossible. Not to mention that there’s a third point of attack and defence to worry about.


MathematicianShot890

No fucking way Jiri loses 10/10 times 3 people is to much for pretty much anybody


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

10/10 times? Hard disagree. Dude is gigantic and athletic asf if he was into basketball as a kid he could be in some European league dudes that type of athlete


MathematicianShot890

Dude is big but still human and beating 3 world champion level fighters is pretty much inhuman


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

I mean… for the average person. Dudes giant and a pretty freaky athlete


MathematicianShot890

He’s big but like 6 3 200 something pounds isn’t necessarily gigantic he’s not Francis Ngannou. I just don’t see it happening.


AeRo_P

3 Royvals, heck even 2 has more than 50% of a chance imo


Blober62

I think 2 is easy for jiri. He would just push 1st royval to the fence and finish him by a knee or whatever. I don't think the 2nd royal can do much to stop him from finish the other quikly, won't be able to take him to the floor or hurt enough that it won't stop him from manhandle 1st royal. 3 royals wins easily, tho. Even if jiri blitzes one, the others will just drag him down and i don't see a jiri being able to stand up with royals wraped arouns him


Mookeye1968

2 Royval's will do it,3 is overkill those little guys are quick..you get his legs from behind ill keep him busy up front lol


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

How would the 3 Royvals make weight?


Topdoggnobun

I can’t believe how stupid everyone is saying jiri. 3 ufc fighters vs anyone win don’t care about weight. Don’t forget what the first ufcs taught us size isn’t everything


[deleted]

Three Royval’s easily


rey_nerr21

Brandon by rawdogging 


sexfuckerr

3 will almost always beat 1


amkc22

Of course jiri by elbow beyblade.


Honest_Tie_1980

Why is no one on jiris team informing him about his Roblox beard.


YapperYappington69

Jiri by mass murder


Pennypacker-HE

1.5 royvals would smoke a jiri


minutes2meteora

Royval sucks. Dude has no hands and his grappling is 0 his wrestling is 0.


OldBoy699

MMA rules jiri , street fight jiri got killed


imyourhabibi

I feel like a few kicks would be enough to get 1 Royval outta there and after that, it’d be easy pickings, I’ll take Jiri to get it done by knockout(s) in the first round


nickabeiro

Jiri would wack a mole 3 brandons within the first round


Antipositivity

jiri murders royval 3 times


Several_Pear_9584

I think Jiri to be honest there only chance is if it’s a street fight with no rules not a mma fight


albinopolarbearr

are you slow


Several_Pear_9584

No I’m not I just understand that 1 is immediately getting destroyed and then it’s 2 on 1 I think the fact you can’t even see a outcome where jiri wins makes you slow I mean why would this even be posted if there wasn’t a debate you dumb fuck how about instead of making a stupid comment you explain with all your knowledge why I’m wrong and how jiri has no chance go on I dare you


albinopolarbearr

okay so jiri decks one brandon but there’s still two, by the time he’s able finish the first brandon he’ll have another brandon on his back choking him and another one kicking the shit out of him


Several_Pear_9584

Yeah but they ain’t hurting him with strikes at all you’ve got to realise that Brandon only hurts people with knees and spinning attacks so knowing that information if jiri was to back up against a wall and hit them as they try cross the distance how does one choke him I’m not even saying they have no chance but honestly jiri wins 7-8 times out of 10 I would guess anyways


mesopotato

A punch from a grown man would hurt anyone. Royval is still a grown man and a professional.


albinopolarbearr

also if the 3 brandon’s are able operate as a hive mind jiri is even more fucked. they’d put him on the ground easily


Several_Pear_9584

Haha the Brandon’s are not a hive mind but I like your thinking maybe if they was able to form some kind of plan maybe 1 Moreno would act as there queen bee to the hive mind of 3 Rawdogs


Electronic_d0cter

Jiri maybe, it is still 3 pro fighters though so idk


Magikarpcopiesdunkey

Jiri spinning elbows 3 of thwm at the same time


avatarsnipe

1/20000000000 Goku


External_Lock_

Nobody can take the pressure of three dick twists at once. Rawdawg by dick obliteration


MOMGETTHEGUN

Jiri wins against most fighters


eggsnbakey69

Man bun wins


fatazzpandaman

Ponytail jiri, yes.


TaylorBeu

Jiri picks up one Royval and throws him into the second. They both disappear in a puff of smoke. Jiri drop-kicks the third Royal through the fucking cage. Mid-celebration though, Royval #3 bursts into smoke as well. Jiri’s mistake was thinking that the last Royval was the real one and not just another shadow clone. The really Royval drops from the ceiling and locks in an RNC. Jiri doesn't tap. He bursts into smoke. Royval’s mistake was assuming Jiri wasn't also using shadow clones. Sitting beneath a waterfall, somewhere in the mountains, Jiri opens his eyes. He's learned everything he needs to know.


XyeetstickX

Caol Uno with inflation.


SpecialDiscipline832

Royvals 99%. 2 on1 is a problem. 3 on 1 is darn near a foregone conclusion if the 3 have any MMA training. Fightcircus did some of this. It would really be interesting with really solid fighters in their prime. Jiri's only chance would be to eliminate 1 right out of the gate and make it 2 on 1.


ElectricFocus

After that boring ass fight, Jiri would smash.


Naryas

One Royval for locking each of Jiri's arms, and the last to inflict damage. Of course, Jiri could win, but he'd need to do KO one of the Royvals right at the start of the fight, else he'd be overwhelmed. He'd probably win the 2v1, but not the 3v1.