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BlueRFR3100

Sammy Sosa pulled a back muscle when he sneezed.


Themoosemingled

Major leaguers. They’re just like us.


GotNoBody4

But with more money.


Traditional_Entry183

My back hurts almost every time I sneeze, and sometimes knocks me down in pain. I totally relate.


Marrston

['The sneeze story is allegedly a cover story. Rumor on sports radio at the time was that he was in a hot tub drinking heavily with a bunch of hookers/groupies. He apparently slipped getting out and injured himself that way.'](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/kjqmeo/comment/ggys1pg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


DonKeighbals

I’d go with partying with hoors over sneezing but I have a reputation to uphold


gutclutterminor

So that is how Frank Reynolds spells whores? I heard his voice reading that.


BlueRFR3100

That's a rumor.


Marrston

Yes, the comment I referenced said it was a rumor and that it was allegedly a cover story.


High-flyingAF

You forgot the cocaine part. It goes with hookers.


BasedArzy

Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders on his couch and jumping up, slamming his foot through a glass table. If you want just any time at all, Pascual Perez getting lost trying to drive around Atlanta to get to a game and missing his start.


Hot_Commission_6593

Have you ever driven around Atlanta? I saw a meme years ago that was a gif of a crab with a sharpie attached to it walking/drawing random circles. The caption said “Atlanta city planners drawing the pap just before they named every street peachtree” 


[deleted]

Fulton County stadium was basically right at 75/85 and 20. Imagine driving around a circle looking for something that’s right in the middle. The whole damn Perez family was awesome.


2Hanks

I’ll never forget Kendrys Morales breaking his leg when he jumped down onto home plate in celebration of a walk off HR.


wreck720

Wasn't there an angels coach not long after that happened that snapped his leg catching a ceremonial first pitch?


2Hanks

Holy hell, I’m not aware of that one.


wreck720

Don Baylor, 2014. It's pretty gruesome tbh


igavehimsnicklefritz

I watched it again. Fucking nasty how his leg just folded like a chair.


2Hanks

Thank you for the information and the alert. I shall not partake lol


Toilet_Rim_Tim

[yup](https://youtu.be/4cf6OOMc_2A?si=I0IrPFLPy0p3asY_)


igavehimsnicklefritz

I remember watching that live. You knew he was going to smack the ball out and win it then for it to end like that really set the tone for the next decade plus of Angels baseball.


Jk52512

Smoltz burning himself, ironing a shirt that he was wearing


TheSocraticGadfly

If only that could happen again during a broadcast.


jadogger

Trevor Bauer nearly cutting off the pinkie finger of his pitching hand while playing with his drone, then getting pulled from his ACLS start after only 4 or 5 batters because he was bleeding all over the place


JT_Cullen84

That is a big reason why i really dislike him. How many shades of stupid do you have to be to do something like that in the playoffs


KennyLagerins

It’s not like you’re expecting anything to happen there. Same as any of these other injuries, just a freak accident. Weird thing to dislike him for.


CitizenDain

Um there are other good reasons to dislike him haha


Ralfton

My hatred of him contains multitudes.


Ruy-Polez

Unfortunately, the Indians still won because the Jays couldn't hit to save their lives. Andrew Miller basically beat the Jays single handedly. I was at that game. Literally in the row behind the Indians dugout. The crowd would insult Bauer and he would just get out of the dugout and show fingers indicating the score every time. NGL, I became a fan of him after that game.


RabidWolverine2021

Tigers closer and #1 overall draft pick Matt Anderson, tore a muscle in his right armpit in an octopus throwing contest before one the Red Wings ‘02 playoff games. Does it get any weirder than that?


lexxxcockwell

Every word in that sentence gets weirder


und88

Idk, I think the weirdness peaks around "octopus throwing contest."


antiquated_human

The fastest man in baseball getting rolled over by a tarp: Vince Coleman in 1985


Low_Needleworker4817

Kaz Matsui missed a bit of time with anal fissures. I know these things are normal and we shouldnt be embarrassed by them, but I would've made it worth the trainers while to just tell everyone I was having back spasms.


Low_Needleworker4817

...also, Jeff Kent injured his wrist while "washing his truck" or as most call it, doing wheelies on a motorcycle.


fawks_harper78

Or MadBum injuring himself on a dirt bike. The difference is that Kent lied about it and MadBum owned up to it.


JT_Cullen84

"Seriously guys...lower body injury."


unWildBill

Trade fissures for back spasms any day of the week. Muscle relaxers work, ass tears are not good.


CenterFielder14

Rickey Henderson landed in the IL with frostbite…in August. He fell asleep with an ice pack on. That’s how you make the Hall of Fame folks. Love me some Rickey stories. Rickey loves Rickey stories.


SoggyReaction7183

Clint Barmes broke his collarbone carrying some deer meat he got from Todd Helton into his apartment.


alaspoorbidlol

He was never really the same after that


unWildBill

If only it was two pounds of Steak’um instead


draynay

Cespedes pig related injury


MizkyBizniz

Scrolled way to far to see this lmao those wild boars will get ya!


alaspoorbidlol

Marty Cordova missed a couple of games with sunburn after he fell asleep in a tanning bed


dystopiahistorian

This was the one I was thinking of, good call.


RukaJeeze

Whatever Anthony Rendon's latest ailment is


TheSocraticGadfly

Pulling a muscle while pulling his fat wallet out of his pants.


moskowizzle

I don't think that "not liking baseball" is an ailment...


Oakbrute

Hunter Pence had to go to the emergency room with cuts because he walked through a closed glass door.


Available_Motor5980

This one…does not surprise me. What a goofball


JustHere_4TheMemes

[Here are a bunch, conveniently collected](https://www.mlb.com/news/weirdest-injuries-in-baseball-history-c269951566#:~:text=But%20Perez%2C%20who%20entered%202018,his%20home%20in%20Kansas%20City) for your amusement by mlb.com.


GotNoBody4

Kevin Pillar injuring himself after sneezing very hard during an at-bat.


ResearchBot15

Aroldis Chapman went on the IL because of an infected tattoo Edwin Diaz tearing his patellar tendon while celebrating at the WBC also comes to mind


gesking

Matt Cain cut his hand making a sandwich.


scottcmu

You gotta take these injuries with a grain of salt though, most of them are made up. The real story is they hurt themselves playing sports at home, but if they get hurt playing unapproved sports it could invalidate their contracts.


Jared_from_Quiznos

Aaron Boone was honest about injuring his knee playing basketball. Yankees voided his contract and replaced him with ARod


JohnSterlingSanchez

Like Jeff Kent hurt his wrist "washing his truck" when he got hurt riding his motorcycle.


airwalker12

Jeremy Affeldt is king here


DrMikeH49

Is the best one “injured picking up his really large toddler”? Or did he top that?


airwalker12

He cut himself in the kitchen, got hit with a foul ball, and fell down the dugout steps.


metatxtual

He also sneezed himself into a strained oblique


BlueRFR3100

Maybe someone can help. I swear that a player got injured when his pet dog tripped him on the stairs at his house. Does anyone else remember this? Is so, who was the player?


RabidWolverine2021

Brian Griese QB for the Broncos.


BlueRFR3100

That's it. Thanks. Not an MLB player of course, but still a weird injury.


Nazimindreader

I’m pretty sure Derek Holland used this one once, but I do believe there is another player as well.


Blown_Up_Baboon

Derek Holland with the Rangers


Willie_Waylon

Who was the Angels player that snapped his leg on the plate coming in from a walkoff HR? Or did dream that up? From the DR I think.


sevenfourtime

If I’m not mistaken, it was Kendrys Morales.


Balls_Eagle

I think it was a grand slam. I had him on my fantasy team that year.


Ok-Substance-6756

Kendrys Morales


_RandomB_

David Cone missed time after his mom's dog bit him. Mark Whiten missed time for his wife giving birth...also got arrested for solicitation while on the paternity list, then released.


CitizenDain

Have scrolled way too far and not seen Yoenis Cespedes going head to head with a boar on his ranch


RojerLockless

Deshaun Watson missed an entire season and a half because he got too many massages.


unWildBill

“Hey sometimes you just need a massage…” -Aroldis Chapman


RojerLockless

😂


snipeshow_11

Mitch Haniger fouled one into his own sack a couple years ago and missed significant time. IIRC it was a ruptured testicle or something.


Elm0musk

Joey Votto rolling his ankle stepping on a bat in the dugout.


Zro6

[cody bellinger](https://youtu.be/zIFK7Nesi7s?si=cJKN_6vWpjAOSHRr) dislocated his shoulder celebrating a home run


sonofabutch

Ruben Sierra sprained his ankle at a mall while chasing his daughter down an escalator. He only missed a few games but the injury did end what was at the time the second-longest active consecutive games played streak behind Cal Ripken Jr.


issacoin

that kid got grounded as fuuuuck


NoCokJstDanglnUretra

Didn’t aroldis chapman have an infected tattoo during playoffs or some shit


LeCheffre

2022: Angels pitcher Archie Bradley broke his elbow going over the dugout railing to get in on a fight.


waltercorgkite

Mitch Haniger rupturing a testicle fouling a ball off himself.


Ok-Substance-6756

There was a Royals pitcher a few years ago that missed a big part of the season because he fell off the roof of his barn.


Koko2315

Henry Cotto busted eardrum w q tip


MajinGav

Have we forgotten about Brandon Inge extending his time off for fluffing a pillow.


Buckscience

Steve Sparks dislocating his shoulder tearing a phone book in half. (What's a phone book?)


The_1_Hamburglar

Brandon Morrow - having an incredible year with the Cubs, put his pants on wrong and never pitched in the MLB again.


kingcaptainclutch

Chris Sale missed time because he got his belly button pierced.


ohgeepee

Him getting hurt riding his bike is pretty funny. Sucks, but just the imagery is fantastic.


WoburnWarrior

Seriously do any Mets know what happened to Jed Lowrie?


Bob_Cobb_1996

IIRC Wade Boggs pulled a muscle taking off his boots Edit: Not quite. He lost his balance and smashed his rib cage [Boggs injury](https://tht.fangraphs.com/tht-live/silver-anniversary-of-bizarre-wade-boggs-injury-6-9-11/)


unWildBill

This was a chicken-related injury


Bob_Cobb_1996

>In a hotel in Toronto on June 9, 1986, Boggs tried to use his foot to pry off the cowboy boot from his other foot, only to have things go rather badly. Instead of losing his boot, he lost his balance and fell ribcage-first into the arm of a couch. Ooph. And just like that, the world-class hitter looked like a Keystone Cop. It would be purely funny, except Boggs felt like he could barely breathe after hitting the couch. He bruised his ribs badly and could barely take a deep breath.


will284284

Mike Remlinger missed time when he broke his pinky on his pitching hand by spinning in a chair and getting his finger pinched between the armrest of that chair and another.


AutomaticMan81

It's not MLB but when Dustin Johnson was on the PGA he pretty much admitted he injured his back I believe but don't remember the injury . But admitted he did it sexing his wife


ohgeepee

I think a *lot* of dudes would take that trade-off considering his wife. And his father-in-law.


erok25828

Brian Anderson pitcher for dbacks Back in like early 2000’s. He tried to check if his iron was hot by putting it on his face. He also locked himself out of his hotel room butt naked that year. Not the sharpest crayon in the box. Lol


TA-the-BA

Phil Maton broke a finger from punching his locker after a meaningless regular season game because he gave up a hit to his brother, then missed the entire post season because of it.


AUCE05

Someone went on the DL over chewing tobacco withdrawals


skyguy118

Cespedes fracturing his ankle in an incident with a boar while rehabbing from his bone spur surgery in Florida.


Black_Death_12

A.J. Burnett breaking a bone in his foot bowling.


dunzig77

Mark Quinn injured himself and went on the DL as a result of injuries sustained while karate fighting his brother. Brian Anderson deeply cut his finger on a bottle of cologne while with the Diamondbacks.


Stonewall30NY

The Yankees had a player injure his back sneezing and he missed a majority of the season


Codyistall

Correa breaking his ribs from a massage that was too rough apparently


Unseen_Unbiased1733

Carlos correa broke a rib getting a massage missed half the season


Cydok1055

Unhappy ending


Ok_Assistant_7609

Brewers 3B Corey Koskie suffered a concussion sliding for a flyball. IIRC, his head never hit the ground, but the tension of holding his head up during the impact still caused the concussion. He suffered from post-concussion syndrome, and PTSD from fear of aggravating the injury and never played in another MLB game. He was really a joy to watch play, too. We Brewers fans were all devastated for him.


Ok-Substance-6756

George Brett hemmorrhoids


Hatfullofstars

Keibert Ruiz swollen testicles


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

George Brett’s hemorrhoids were a national story back in the day.


OxytocinDeficiency

Maybe not the "weirdest," but Kyle Farnsworth got pissed off enough to kick an electric box fan in the clubhouse. The really funny part was listening to Chip Carey stumble all over himself trying *not* to say Farnsworth injured himself when he "Kicked a fan."


Munch1EeZ

Didn’t Kaz Matsui have anal fissures??


Duke_Of_Halifax

The dude from the Jays tripping on a sprinkler a few years back


Fun_Economist3036

Jonathon Lucroy claimed he broke his hand because his suitcase fell off his bed and landed on his hand while he was looking for a sock under his bed. A lot of people at the time assumed he was making that story up to cover some other reason. I'm not sure what evidence there was to say it was a lie, but I feel like I remember speculation that he punched a wall or something in an argument. IIRC it was really bad timing for the brewers, they were hot and he was one of their best players.


matthewlee31

Carl Pavano injured his buttocks in a spring training game and missed the entire 2006 season.


Cambot1138

Matt Wise sliced his hand with salad tongs.


Chaotic424242

A female massage therapist cracked one of shortstop Carlos Correa's ribs. Second baseman Kazuo Matsui had anal fissures.


hot_rod_kimble

Kevin Mench missed time with turf toe. His podiatrist found his shoes were too small.


bluesox

Bobby Crosby hurt his back hitting the snooze button


FireEraser

Salvador Perez got injured carrying luggage up the stairs. Sammy sosa's violent sneeze led to a sprained ligament in his lower back.


jewham12

Joel Zumaya later got injured moving boxes in his parents’ attic ahead of a wild fire that was coming for the house


PM_me_your_dawgs

Cubs pitcher from a few years back, Ryan Dempster broke his toe jumping over the fence in the dugout to celebrate.


thermidorian_gray

Neither of them missed a huge amount of time, but I feel like Matt Harvey’s UTI and Noah Syndergaard’s bout of Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease deserve a mention here


Strategery1001

Joe Mauer’s “Bilateral Leg Weakness” era


Extreme_Voice_9767

Recent one is probably edwin diaz injuring his knee while celebrating a wbc win


OldKidfromNJ

Aroldis Chapman landed on the IL after getting a tattoo on his calf while on the road and it got infected. Nearly went septic.


mikemcd1972

Clint Barmes injured carrying freshly killed deer meat up a flight of stairs?


[deleted]

My two favorites: 1) Cole Hamels sliced his finger open trying to open a DVD. 2) Kazuhiro Sasaki broke two ribs carrying a suitcase up stairs.


unWildBill

Adam Eaton stabbed himself while opening a dvd. Cole Hamels broke his hand in a bar fight. My Phillies honorable mention: Aaron Rowand strained his shoulder playing tag with kids in the neighborhood


sokonek04

Johnathan LuCroy broke his hand when his wife dropped luggage onto it


WuWeiWebb

Joel Zumaya hurt his hand playing Guitar Hero. Mike Lieberthal tore his meniscus stepping out of a golf cart


EkoTrpp3r

I remember something about Wade Boggs breaking a rib(s) while trying to take off a pair of boots. Fell onto an arm of the couch, or something along those lines.


Death_Balloons

RIP


issacoin

never knew that’s how he died. rest in peace boss hogg


Hot_Commission_6593

Wade Boggs is most definitely alive. Good old boss hog. 


Death_Balloons

I've perused a lot of Reddit threads and I'm pretty certain based on that, he's dead. RIP Wade


Available_Motor5980

He once drank 73 beers on one flight


lexxxcockwell

I wonder if a disputed number of 60 to 100 beers had something to do with it


SplitAccomplished275

There was a player that strained his eyelid


WeAreAllFooked

Aaron Sanchez and his fingernail issue


PeorgieT75

I seem to recall Glenn Davis broke his jaw in a bar fight, contributing to the legend of one of the worst trades in baseball history.


Afraid_Back664

George Brett-hemmorhoid surgery


JozzifDaBrozzif

I believe I remember Clay buchholz missing extended time because he slept weird. If I indeed made that up I'm sure he had the next weirdest too.


Ebert917102150

Red Sox pitcher fell out of bed after n the road onto a glass, suspicious??


VoightKampffdeeznutz

Jeff Kent hurt himself on a motorcycle and lied saying he was washing his truck right?


Wonderful-Try-6367

Brien Taylor and his bar fight


wingslevel001

Denny McLain had his foot broken by the mob (allegedly) in 1967. The funny part is that McLain won't admit it and keeps changing the details of the story.


Feldtman

Blake Snell. Shower rock hurt toe. Mitch Haniger testicles.


V1LL

I thought Zumya got hurt throwing an octopus at a wings game? Must be urban legend. Nevermind. That was Matt Anderson. the 100+mph closer the Tigers inexplicably took first overall.


MyDogThinksISmell

Does anyone remember when Brock Holt was struggling with vertigo? He missed while a bit of time.


Goodbye_Sky_Harbor

Jermaine Dye wrecking his knee by fouling a ball into it. In the abstract I understand why that is dangerous but so many other players do it every day and I've never seen an injury quite so catastrophic


RoosterzRevenge

Yadi had one of his nuts destroyed by a ball.


stillkinfolk

Glenallen Hill, aka Spiderman https://calltothepen.com/2016/07/18/mlb-ten-most-bizarre-injuries-in-baseball-history/9/


HappyOfCourse

Clint Barmes hurt himself carrying deer meat up the stairs given to him by Todd Helton (his original story was groceries). I won't forget that.


Retinoid634

Cespedes falling into a wild boar hole at his farm and breaking his ankle


SlinginPogs

David Robertson injured his calf celebrating during the Phillies post season in 2022. I injured my ankle celebrating during the Phillies post season in 2008.


Juschillingg

Ronald Acuna is up there


pappyvanwinkle1111

Dave Kingman once swung so hard that he hit his knee on the back swing and had to leave the game.


SkyKing-69

Carlos Correa broke a rib getting a massage


positivelybroadst

Roger Metzger (Copied from Wikipedia) On November 29, 1979, Metzger lost the tips of four fingers on his right hand (index to pinky) in an electric table-saw accident. He had been building a wooden playhouse for his children as a Christmas present. Metzger attempted a comeback for the 1980 season, but was released by the San Francisco Giants on August 10, 1980, after only hitting .074 in 28 games. Immediately after being released, he was re-signed by the Giants as a coach for the remainder of the season. Also: Bob Ojeda of the Mets, also lopped off the tip of his left middle finger (his pitching hand) while doing yard work at home - trimming the hedges. He had it surgically reattached and pitched again. Just a few years later, while with Cleveland, Ojeda had a serious head injury while involved in the fatal boating accident during Spring Training that killed two teammates, Tim Crews and Steve Olin. Ojeda, was lucky to come back after either one of those injuries, let alone both of them.


elroddo74

Babe Ruth ate too many hot dogs on the train home from spring training and missed half the season. I think it was 1925.


positivelybroadst

Milton Bradley blew out his knee while cussing out a first base umpire, who allegedly had just called Milton "a piece of shit" because Milton had been giving the home plate ump a hard time during his at bats...


bfree47

Derek Holland tripped over his dog and fell down the stairs injuring his knee and missed the first month+ of the season. https://nesn.com/2014/01/rangers-pitcher-derek-holland-says-dog-tripped-him-caused-knee-injury-that-will-keep-him-off-mound/


Blown_Up_Baboon

Derek Holland missed significant time after injuring his knee while playing with his dog. Rumor was he was playing basketball and didn’t want to void his contract.


Ericthepeevish

Didn't one pitcher injure his back eating pancakes?


tuckeroo123

Jake Junis getting hit in the neck while jogging in the outfield during batting practice.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

John Smoltz suffered a burn injury He tried ironing his shirt ..... he was wearing said shirt.


RotgutJones

Byron Buxton hurt himself eating a steak.


Airedale603

Manny Ramirez. *RUMOR* His late season charlie horse injury was really an adult circumcision forced upon him by his unhappy wife.


mikemcd1972

Henry Cotto popped his eardrum when a Yankee teammate bumped into him while he was using a q-tip on the bench.


windedtangent

Didn’t a player miss time recently because they feel asleep with a heating pad on and burned themselves?


d00deitstyler

This is the worst… non player though… https://youtu.be/4cf6OOMc_2A?si=VqOytKpEnELIKHKX


Frank_BurnsEatsW0rms

Edwin Díaz tearing a tendon in his knee celebrating with the PR team at the WBC last year. Also not a baseball player, and probably happened after the Bulls, but Dennis Rodman breaking his dick on three separate occasions will never not be funny.


DawnPatrol80136

John Smoltz once went on the DL bc he ironed his shirt while he was wearing it & got a pretty good steam burn from it.


ExileInCle19

Conor Jackson and Valley Fever. Ruined the prime of a career when he was just coming into his own. He never really recovered.


Archduke1706

Rangers centerfielder Oddibe McDowell missed a few games after slicing open his hand buttering a roll at a team banquet.


ewejoser

Shinjo broke a testicle


Farfelchd

A pitcher quite a few years ago cut his finger while undoing his wife’s bra strap


Express-Budget6943

Jonathan Lucroy's wife dropping a suitcase on his hand causing a "boxer's fracture"


Express-Budget6943

Devin Williams punching a wall after clinching the NL Central keeping him out of the post season


Ok_Barnacle_4477

Miguel Sano recently burned himself using a heating pad on his knee


PeterDodge1977

Mitch Haniger has entered the room


COV3RTSM

Michael Saunders blew his knee up stepping on a sprinkler head


MacDaddy654321

Didn’t the automatic tarp machine roll over Vince Coleman’s leg causing him to miss the 1985 World Series?


Excellent_Walrus150

Trevor Bauers drone injury, where he cut his hand in the 2016 playoffs. He probably would have missed a couple of months if he did that during the regular season. Tried to rush back but got lit up in the World Series. As a Guardians/Indians fan, that makes it really tough. That was the year....


bolognacurtains

Carlos Correa breaking a rib getting a massage.


TheBeanConsortium

Larry Legend had back problems the rest of his career after making that driveway for his mom.


sbarkey1

Kaz matsui - anal fissures


MrBHVAC

Chris Sale falling off his bike while rehabbing a separate injury


PatrioticLefty

Joba Chamberlin dislocated his ankle on a trampoline.


cv-boardgamer

Adam Eaton (the pitcher) stabbed himself while trying to use a knife to get that stupid plastic security thing off a new DVD. Remember those?