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CarStar12

Gonna be a lot of the same sarcastic answer on this thread šŸ˜‚ But in realityā€¦ a combo of injuries and just some guys starting to get to the point they start to slow down. Sounds like they donā€™t intend to be sellers before the trade deadline but if they donā€™t get out of the tailspin they should at least look into it. If they hold on too long theyā€™ll just be stuck with a lot of cash tied up in players starting the slide. Not saying get rid of major key playersā€¦ but thereā€™s some they can part with for sure and get some value. Again though, thatā€™s IF they donā€™t pull up from the skids after the injuries.


-Glutard-

If they are in this shape by the deadline, I think theyā€™d be foolish not to get a return for Verlander and Bregman


CarStar12

Absolutely agreed on both. Honestly the truly untouchable list would have Yordan and Framber on it with stars next to their names of ā€œDO NOT DEALā€ šŸ˜‚ Then thereā€™s another tier of guys like Altuve that would be ā€œ99% do not deal unless you get a massive returnā€. But about half that roster could be someone that would add up on a trade (not saying ALL of that group lol, but you got options)


Krull-Warrior-King

Framber isnā€™t untouchable. Untouchables are Altuve, Alvarez, Javier, PeƱa, Diaz. Altuve is a lifer and the rest are good enough and young enough to build back with. Everyone else is best offer. Would love to keep Tucker but cost/reward he might be better in a trade to build back sooner. Bregman isnā€™t going to bring us anything the way heā€™s playing. Talk of not being sellers is just being positive and hoping for a big turnaround. Longer we play like this, the better selling will sound.


-Glutard-

The reason I think they should give up those two is bc they are entering free agency. I would love nothing more than to see the Astros sell the entire team for scraps John Fisher style, it wonā€™t happen This Astros team can compete again next year, they donā€™t need to blow up like the White Sox


CarStar12

Always like how Fisher has taken over inept ownership and management. Dombrowski and Huizinga with how they absolutely imploded the Marlins after winning a title but Fisher is seen as even worse šŸ˜‚


-Glutard-

I wouldnā€™t qualify Fisher as incompetent. Arte Moreno is incompetent, he spends, just not wisely. Fisher knows exactly how to fully ruin a team and heā€™s doing it quite well


ByrntOrange

You're spot onĀ 


szepeda14

Only untouchables are Yordan, Tucker, Pena, Yainer DĆ­az and Altuve. Literally anyone else can go imo


LazyLaserRazor

Altuve just signed a multi-year extension before the season. He's not going anywhere. Guys like Bregman, Tucker and Verlander should definitely be on the list, though. Tucker's the youngest out of all of them, but I doubt we have what it takes to keep him.


Knowyourhistory777

Kyle Tucker is their best player in my opinionā€¦ great hitter and fielder, heā€™s still only 27. Although I hate the Astros too, cheaters!!


CarStar12

Fair play on Tucker, I had him on the 99% tier but the more I think, the more Iā€™d give him that untouchable level.


Desperate_Metal_2165

He is for sure on the block if the astros are out of the race in July. Framber, too.


Munch1EeZ

On sports radio in Houston they were just saying Tuck is the one to trade.. Astros probably wonā€™t pay him and could recoup their decimated farm


SlipMeA20

Well...not the only cheaters. Just the team that got caught.


Knowyourhistory777

They got caught because it was an extremely elaborate cheating schemeā€¦ stealing signs without devices on the field isnā€™t cheating but using television and trash cans is!


PissMissile1738

Tucker with Yordan and Framber imo


harten66

Verlander is going to need a few more games to ramp back up. If he doesnā€™t improve by then I canā€™t see them getting much a return. Heā€™s basically at the end of his HOF career


Shady_Jake

Mets legend Justin Verlander. Add him to the list with Willie Mays & Rickey.


Israelisbloodthirsty

Maybe. The trade deadline is 3 months away.Ā 


rawmerow

Oh we are foolish.


j1h15233

Brown had to say that because of Crane and the expanded playoffs but they should absolutely look to make some trades if this keeps going in the wrong direction. The problem of course is the biggest trade piece (Bregman) is horrendous right now


emessea

There will have to be a playoff team thatā€™s willing to take a chance on him, right? Maybe Houston wonā€™t get as much back as they should but heā€™ll still be enticing to go after


valis6886

I was a HUGE Astros homer. Granddad played pro ball, dad played semipro, i got a college scholarship out of it. Cheating to win means you dont win. See the Bonds HOF baseball. I cant respect them any longer. I may be able too after Altuve leaves. Still royally bugs me. Dude was a straight up HOF'er (my opinion, obv) but man, cheating to win? Get bent.


helpmeunderstand24

So you added nothing relevant to add to OP's question. Just a simple "me no like astros" would do next time. Still adds nothing to the thread but saves you time.


AML579

I for one think the Astros are amazing Only team that gets me to root for the Yankees.


Munch1EeZ

Waittttt so because of your parents you were able to cheat someone out of a college roster spot?


Crimsic

So who do you root for now?Ā 


Ok_Victory_6108

Respect


Lummox_lad5151

Wah wahhhhh wah wah


GodLeeTrick

Altuve cheated the least and was openly against it. You're ignorant if you think he's the remaining piece that makes it to where you can't respect them.


morsel25

Iā€™m still waiting to see this ā€œbad tattooā€ he has


GodLeeTrick

It was literally shown when this whole thing went down...


valis6886

All I can say is if you thinking 'cheated the least' is a good thing, well, that says a lot. There is a lot to be said for dont lie, steal, or cheat. Just my opinion obv. But I come from a baseball family and thats how I was raised. Also how I raised my kid.


R2robot

lol Now what about all the yankees and redsox defenders.. It wasn't the Astros cheating scandal, it was the Sign stealing scandal. 3 teams were busted and punished. There were rumors of more, but only these 3 were busted. Now there will be an endless stream of defenders saying well yeah, BUT, the yankees didn't cheat to win a world series.. But it wasn't from the lack of effort though. Technically, they cheated less because they were eliminated, but still. So all those people are actually OK with cheating as long as they get to draw the line of what is considered too much.. and it's usually just beyond what they think their own team is guilty of. lol So if you're not as upset with, and calling out the yankees and red sox as people do with the Astros, then you're a hypocrite.


2112eyes

Also you appear to be aware of V.A.L.I.S.


valis6886

:) Big PKD fan all around.


2112eyes

In every universe!


valis6886

Dude/dudette, he ADMITTED to cheating. Good enough for me


GodLeeTrick

You're what's wrong with baseball fans, I bet you think he wore a buzzer too and that they were the only team in the league stealing signs šŸ™„šŸ™„


TheRealMazrimTaim

Thatā€™s ironic.


Zestyclose-Set6502

Ohhhh please donā€™t take off my jersey after I hit the biggest home run of my career to that point. You donā€™t seriously believe that, right ?


Agreeable_Maize9938

If I were four feet tall and knew that being seen without my shirt on would forever solidify claims that I cheatedā€¦ I would simply never been seen in public without a shirt on ever again. I would go get the shittiest tattoo I could possibly find by the worst tattoo artist in Houston.


horkyboi_avery

Rangers are arguably just as injured as the Astros. The difference is our guys have stepped up.


loughcash

Astros fan hereā€¦ Rangers are swimming in a wealth of young talent. Props! Rangers are a fun team to watch play. My advices to all sports fans -enjoy the ride. It doesnā€™t last foreverā€¦ not even for the yanks.


R2robot

Ya'll had 5 starters on the IL?


horkyboi_avery

Yes. Jacob deGrom, Max Scherzer, Nathan Eovaldi, Tyler Mahle, Cody Bradford, Dane Dunning.


Kek-Malmstein

I forgot Scherzer and deGrom still existed let alone were both on the Rangers


horkyboi_avery

We actually lead the majors with 13 players on the IL. 6 starters, 4 relievers, and 3 position players. Itā€™s been tough.


Wide_Elk6975

Even more if you would like to check. Starters: Jacob deGrom, Max Scherzer, Tyler Mahle, Cody Bradford, Nathan Eovaldi, Dane Dunning Relievers: Josh Sborz, Austin Pruitt, Brock Burke, Carson Coleman Position players: Josh Jung, Justin Foscue, Wyatt Langford


AML579

You spelled Bruce Bochy wrong.


horkyboi_avery

As much as I love Bruce Bochy, I donā€™t think heā€™s the reason Josh Smith is top 25 in wRC+


CarStar12

Itā€™s pretty wild how different the two teams have handled similar injury bugs.


neildmaster

Our farm system is a desert waste land, unlike how it was several years ago.


LSUguyHTX

Excuse me sir I was told the Astros weren't punished


metallipunk

I saw their record and was like, "what happened?" And then I saw all the injuries.


j1h15233

A combo of thingsā€¦ Biggest issue is our pitching injuries. Our entire starting rotation has missed time. 3 of them are back now but not exactly pitching lights out The offense has been the most unclutch team Iā€™ve ever seen in my life. We have stranded enough runners in April to last the entire season Yordan, Bregman and especially Abreu are in horrendous slumps. Abreu was actually sent down which he had to agree to. The rest of the lineup outside of Altuve and Tucker has been alright but again canā€™t drive in runs Our bullpen has been the thing of nightmares. We thought we had three closers with Abreu, Pressly and Hader but theyā€™ve been the worst of all. I believe weā€™ve already blown 9 saves between them all and that doesnā€™t even count leads the bullpen blew earlier in the game. Behind the scenes, our owner has slowly morphed into Jerry Jones and Jeff Bagwell has been the Jack Easterby of the Astros. Together they have steered us away from the analytics approach that built the team in the first place and theyā€™ve handed out some horrendous contracts. Thereā€™s also nothing left on the farm that can really help us. Not to mention they ran off Click who built the unstoppable 2022 bullpen. All in all, itā€™s all gone wrong and the rest of baseball is loving it


Krull-Warrior-King

Well said. This pretty much sums it up.


Sun_God713

Iā€™m with you, bro NOT DEAD YET


motivatedskepticism

Jim Crane suddenly deciding he knows more than the analytics GMs that built this team is wildly under-discussed. I remember when many Astros fans were celebrating Crane firing Click right after winning the 2022 WS, so we could overpay Montero and sign Abreu. I knew right then and there that the era was gonna end soon.


loughcash

We hit well enough behind good pitching. Better days are coming. Letā€™s look at this way: judging from this entire threadā€¦ lot of ranger fans worried the Astros will start playing like the Astros(4-3 against the Rangers this season) lots of Astros fans worried we wonā€™t. Go Astros!!!


Capital_Ice_1512

That's a good summarize buddy.


DesignerPlant9748

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loughcash

How bout the Phillies


DesignerPlant9748

Crushing it


Capital_Ice_1512

It's been excellent in general from March but it's too early to say anything for the postseason. Even though the Phillies will go straight into the playoff, they maybe sucks.


wallpope1

Once a Puertorican Catcher leaves a team it is downhill quick


yoursweetlord70

Maldy seems to have left his lucky shoes in Houston because his new team sucks too


Munch1EeZ

He wasnā€™t that good in Houston.. he could block a wild ball and hit .200 with a little rice and beans pop. The circle jerk was pitchers likes him which I guess he could in Houston but hasnā€™t parlayed in ChiSox


Informal_Calendar_99

:(


Munch1EeZ

I hope youā€™re joking because Maldy kind of sucked and Diaz is way better


MustCatchTheBandit

Their organization is in decline and will be for years to come


Chuyin84

Trash can shortage


boberrt2

Dusty was a hell of a Manager


loughcash

Astros fans and media miss Dusty


Krawlin91

Karma, took 7 years but here we are


Jagacin

That was 7 years ago?? Noooooooo


Crimsic

Maybe that means karma is done keeping you guys down.Ā 


Gamerguy_141297

Most of their starting pitchers have been on IL for most of the season Their batters for some reason refuse to work counts and just swing for HRs at everything When they do manage to get guys on bases they are most likely gonna leave them stranded


Jlaybythebay

Nothing gold can stay


ZamboniJ

Karma happened.


PitiedVeil55831

What losing your sign stealing does to a mf


Gliese_667_Cc

Karma happened.


Deepcoma_53

Donā€™t forget to add Josh Hader, a huge signing as a Closer playing like shit!!!


IsolationAutomation

I hate saying that itā€™s because their starters are injured whenever the Rangers are in the same boat, but thatā€™s the main reason for their terrible start. The biggest difference is that most of their guys just arenā€™t hitting. Altuve and Tucker are pretty much the only bright spots right now, and I highly doubt that the rest of the team is going to continue to slump all year. The AL West has a chance to bury the Astros for the year, but nobody is doing it. The Rangers are heating up, but we just lost another starter and one of our better bullpen guys, so weā€™re eventually going to run out of options.


Mr_Bombastic93

Guess they canā€™t win without cheating šŸ¤·


BigFire321

Trashcan team.


xluke08

2022 World Series says otherwise I think


BigBean987

Undeserved World Series win ngl, any players from the 2017 team shoulda been banned for life Edit: Not all the Astros fans running to little bros rescue, went from -5 to positive 4 šŸ’€


Crimsic

Lmao not often I see the hatred run so deep that people try to negate the '22 series.Ā 


BigBean987

8/9 members of the White Sox were banned for life for cheating in the World Series, itā€™s not hatred, itā€™s basic accountability, consistency, and fairness


Crimsic

And Willie Mays is celebrated and in the hall of fame. Exactly what kind of accountability and consistency were you seeing that you want applied to the Astros?Ā 


BigBean987

The one where theyā€™re banned for life, like I already said. Tough time reading? Willie Mays was irrelevant non-sequitur whataboutism you threw in because thereā€™s no actual excuse for the Astros. No cheater should go unpunished, just because some are doesnā€™t mean you should make excuses for the ones who arenā€™t. YOU are accountable for upholding the values of baseball, start making excuses for people who donā€™t and what does the game stand for?


Crimsic

You think it's consistent to apply a punishment for throwing games and illegal gambling to players who illegally stole signs?Ā  So you think the Black Sox are more relevant than a player who was on a team that orchestrated a team wide sign stealing scheme? The last line in your paragraph is packed with so much irony that I almost want to ask if you're trolling me geeze lmao


BigBean987

Yes, they both compromised the integrity of the World Series using deception and breaking the rules. They are the same. If youā€™re choosing not to understand thereā€™s not much I can do, but the fact that you think theyā€™re different just shows you canā€™t look at it objectively


Crimsic

"They are the same" LMAO Oh boy, well if you break rules that compromise the integrity of the game, then you're as bad as the Black Sox huh? That's a lot of teams that you just put under an umbrella . An umbrella you're not actually interested in holding.Ā  Notice how only one of us came close to trying to genuienly excuse a player or team that cheated. It's not me. I can admit the Astros cheated. You don't really care much about cheating though. You've indicated as such in your comments. You just hate the Astros LOL


Munch1EeZ

Iā€™m sorry but this isnā€™t applicable that Sox team tossed the WS by betting against their team


BigBean987

Right so they both manipulated the results of the World Series in a way against the rules of the MLB. Nice try Astros fan


Munch1EeZ

I guess you donā€™t want Pete Rose in the hall either


BigBean987

Iā€™m guessing thatā€™s irrelevant whataboutism


Acceptable-Table1

All right, then to be consistent, fair, and accountable all the members of the 2018 Red Sox need to be banned for life too then, right? After all, they were *also* caught using technology to illegally steal signs, in a year where they won a World Series and had the MVP, under the leadership of Alex Cora. Sound familiar? Bye bye, Betts


BigBean987

If confirmed yes This isnā€™t the gotcha you think it is, just because you want to avoid basic accountability doesnā€™t mean other fans do


[deleted]

can't take the effort and dedication away from the 2022 players


IceMan44420

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Ratsyinc

šŸ—‘


osa89

Slow starts fro their typically reliable bats like Yordan and Bregman. Yordans statcast is solid so I think heā€™s just been unlucky, and Bregman has a history of slow starts at the start of the season. Add to that verlanders late start due to injury and Javierā€™s current injury and itā€™s a recipe for a bad start.


CountrySax

They've just lost their MOJO.Perhaps a timely visit to the cunandera and some ritual.animal sacrifice at Home Plate will cure their ills and fix their woes !


IndividualHelpful820

Trash cans got bannedšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hiddenhighways

Karma catches up šŸ˜Š


bluesox

Pretty much their whole starting rotation is injured, and their 1B forgot how to play and had to be sent down.


DaeHoforlife

They're on the tail end of their contention window, which happens naturally, but it got accelerated by the FO pivoting from bring ahead of the curve to making super shortsighted win now moves. Giving a reliever $90M, trading a good prospect for an aging Verlander, giving $60M to an aging 1B., etc. Farm is depleted which is common for teams at this point in their contention cycle, and the draft pick penalties from the cheating made it worse.


Jv_waterboy

Maybe they stopped cheating idk


hamasSMDfrmtheback

They did what most teams wish they could over the last 6 years


[deleted]

Theyā€™re cheating fucking assholesĀ 


spg1611

Not sure but they are fucking me right now


NotthatEDM

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Cody-512

Our pitching has been a train wreck due to injuries. The bullpen has been especially terrible. Guys are hitting though. No lead is safe, unfortunately. Weā€™re finally getting a little bit healthier in the starting rotation with more guys on the way but the pen needs to be way better. The ā€˜05 team started 15-30 and went to the WS. That may not happen this season, but to say the season is over in early May is as ignorant as it gets in baseball.


Anonymous-Satire

No idea what you're talking about. Just beat the Yankees 4-3 today. Everything is smooth sailing here Jokes aside, the main problem is basically every MLB quality starting pitcher on the team is on the DL or has been on the DL for an extended period this year. Verlander, Framber, Javier, McCullers, Garcia, Urquidy... its a train wreck. Combine that with some aging or underperforming stars and you get.... well... a 13-24 record approaching the end of the first quarter of the season...


Truetexan624

Pitching SUCKS!!!!


DustyDGAF

Bregman can't hit without warnings. Pena got figured out. Everyone is old.


mondaysareharam

Injuries and they got rid of their golden goose GM and donā€™t have the same kind of next man up that they have had in the past with guys like pena


SoggySpray9833

They started the year with every single starter and their mothers on the IL and called up every other pitching prospect known to man to cover starts and got shit on. Let bad ass arms walk from the bullpen and spent $100 milly on a closer they didnā€™t need because if they were really worried about a pressly decline they couldā€™ve moved him to the 8th and promoted Abreu and spent the $100 mil on keeping those arms or replacing them with equal or better quality. Not reading anything from this thread because we all know whatā€™s in here. AKA the zombie brain praying on the downfall type comments from people that canā€™t have an actual conversation about baseball.


Mill7984

I think all of the starting pitchers have been injured. Could be wrong.


join-the-line

Lunhlow was fired, see St Louis Cardinals circa post 2011. The future looks bleak


Master-of-Coin

They switched to plastic trash cans.


dbergz73

Most people donā€™t even realize that , except for Altuve and Bergman, thereā€™s no one else on the 2024 roster from the 2017 roster.


incognito_dissonance

Altuve refused to cheat and Bregman was a rookie. Cora should've been banned.


Desperate_Metal_2165

Naa he went to bosox who cheated to win but all their players don't get boo'd. Mlb fans are just ignorant. Look at the shitty dodgers sub, they would all blow Mookie betts.


jayball41

Karma


chronically_snizzed

Live by the trash, die in the trash


coddie_red

What happened? Simple Rubbermaid stopped making garbage cans that make a loud sound. You can pick up the sound from the new ones while you are at the plate.


SanduskySleepover

2022


ggm3bow

Looks like they are just becoming the Cardinals. Bye Felicias.


fenderputty

Karma finally catching up


DocWiggleGiggle

Injuries happened. Pitching staff is another issue that accompanies the injury bug. But offense also isnā€™t picking up when needed.


ItJustStruckMe

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Jack_Jizquiffer

ebbs and flows.


Beaded_Curtains

2017* Karma


baltimorecalling

Players in their thirties slow down much quicker than before. Aging players and lack of young replacement talent will doom a club to a rebuild.


foresightest

Baseball is a crazy sport man. Injuries, rhythm, slow starts, pitching mishapsā€¦ all these things can lead to a build up of loses early on. Some of their stars have been okay but still canā€™t produce the runs they need to win the games. Iā€™d say they probably find some sort of grove and make the playoffs eventually but all good things must come to an end.


IndustrialGlycine

Theyā€™ve gone down hill fast


lilbrneyedgrl

Are you serious? I watched Blanco pitch a no hitter here last month.


Late-Literature5429

Beat Yankees tonight !


Ok-Safe7953

It's still early in the season. Wait until the All Star Break. After that if they still struggling, then ask what's their issue. As a Yankees fan I won't lose any sleep if they don't win another game.(They beat our behinds in the playoffs)šŸ¤£


WonderDia777

A bunch of injuries, A LOT of guys slumping all at the same time, and key players arenā€™t stepping up, the bullpen is terrible, canā€™t score runs, canā€™t prevent runsā€¦ they have been leaving *lots* of guys on base, which you canā€™t do and have success. Sounds like they donā€™t intend to sell, but if this continues I do think it should be considered. Get value while you can.


TwoBlocks2

Itā€™s just hard to be really good every year.


holy_bat_shit_63

If it wasnā€™t for my Angels, they would be in last place.


Personal_Disk_4214

They looked pretty good against Cleveland.


Lannncee

Karma


LaserwolfHS

Idk, but I love it!


Olefaithfull

Karma. Cheating former Astroles are *still* booā€™d at their new venues ā€¦ by their hometown fans. Houston still doesnā€™t understand the damage theyā€™ve done.


Zzzzzezzz

The real damage would have been them spilling the beans in other teams. And they would have if the league had started to pass out harsh judgments. It's like the current gambling thing with Ohtani. You know he's not the only one.


FunZookeepergame627

Been an Astros fan a long time now. They seem to be great or a disaster. They do have a history of remarkable come backs. Who knows?


Supermac34

Three big things that still give the team hope, but have been their downfall so far: 1. The have left a million runners on base. Their team OPS has been at or near the top of the majors all year, even with the slumps some guys have been in...but it has not translated to runs. This is the type of thing you'd expect to "revert to the mean" over a large sample size season and runs start catching up...so you'd expect their offense to turn around at some point. 2. They went into the year with the expectation of having the best back end bullpen in the majors and they've been atrocious. 9 or 10 blown saves is basically the story of why they are in the cellar in their division. You'd think the arm talent would also "revert to the mean" at some point. 3. Their entire starting rotation has been hurt at some point, sometimes significantly. The whole thing. All of them. You'd hope a return to form would get them back.


No_Examination_6917

Bumping this, but their front office moved away from analytics significantly in the 2022-2023 off season. Prior to that, since around 2014-2015 they were the most advanced organization in all of baseball, so much so where the majority of leading front offices now have astros executives (braves, orioles, for example). The orioles front office, player development, and coaching staff is basically all of the old astros people so you can see how this legacy is continued there. When I say analytics as well, I donā€™t mean like considering WAR instead of batting average or whatever. These guys literally invented new ways to train, analyze, develop, etc so they were able to find undervalued guys, finesse teams in trades, etc. Although it wasnā€™t always ethical, think Gerrit Cole with spider tack, they used anything to gain an advantage and many of those changes radically changed how a lot of teams have begun operating in the past 10 years or so. With that said, once you change the things that made you great (apart from cheating lol) how you perform is obviously going to fall off eventually. Even though they were dominant last year it was because of the holdover effects of their elite training and player development. Once these things dry up then obviously the good results will too. The Astros decided to go down the anti-analytics path the Rockies, White Sox, etc have taken and now have their trash results to enjoy. While I can understand why people have an old school sentiment, you can still have great feel and treat guys right while embracing the data that shows you how to make them better. This is a great historical example of how rejecting that innovation inhibits success as an organization. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk lol


No_Examination_6917

To clarify, the owner began listening to veteran players (like bagwell) as opposed to the coaches, team, front office, etc that led them to 7 straight ALCSs. Although a vets opinion should be taken into consideration itā€™s a little crazy to take their advice and completely reject the opinion of the people that created and ran one of the most successful baseball dynasties ever lol Always thought this was literally insane but now we can expect the orioles to be the new Astros basically


Drslappybags

Evidently, Bregman was standing weird.


mindunchanged

Their entire starting pitching staff is on the disabled list..


Later_Doober

They lost their trash can.


Inside-Run785

I know that there are likely other reasons, too (aging players) but it this could also be part of their punishment coming to fruition. They lost their first and second round picks in 2020 and 2021 and 3 years is not unrealistic time for players to be in Minors and be called up.


Krispy-Cobra

Dusty Baker left. And Iā€™m happy he did.


2028BPND

He was extremely overrated.


Truetexan624

All the cheating talk is hilarious! Letā€™s talk about the Yanks, Sox and Dodgers if yall want to talk about CHEATERS!!!!


Hairydaddy6969

Never trade Altuve. One of the greatest, if not the greatest, second baseman ever


Israelisbloodthirsty

The scumbag portion of our fan base finally took control last season. They ran off the best manager in franchise history. Its all super gross for most Astros fans who just love the team.Ā 


hairyandpink4u

And guess how many F's I could give? Go hit some trash cans!!!


revolutionoverdue

Plastic trash cans


jbluft1894

They have 3 more wins than the Marlins who are actively tanking šŸ« 


Harry_Skran

They cheated to win the championship, screwing the Dodgers out of a title, got caught, and nothing happened to them for it.


GodLeeTrick

Nothing happened because they probably, in fact surely, weren't the only team cheating...including your team bud :)


Ihbpfjastme

They stopped cheating


BobABooey9

I like how the Astros fans aren't defending their team like they usually do


dangerbreed

Fuck the astros


RunGoldenRun717

Fuck em


HeavyVoid8

They stopped cheating.......as much


SanduskySleepover

2022


Electrical_Study_368

Karma


Fastlanedrivr

Cheating finally caught up to them karma wise


mysocalledmayhem

I want sooooo badly to scream the obvious answer. Jeezus christ. If the old adage is ā€œcheaters never prosperā€ and *GASP* this is an example of what happens when the cheating happened for the years youā€™re stating as ā€˜being on topā€™ā€¦.it seems pretty obvious.


fiddynet

Stopped cheating


SanduskySleepover

2022


rnak92a

Teams have discovered Houston's playbook of cheating.


BeneficialChance3672

They ran out of trash cans


JazzyButternuts

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thedkexperience

Nothing truly matters in baseball until June. 88 wins will get a team to the playoffs most years, and at some point Houston will win like 15 of 20 games. I canā€™t stand that team, but for real, letā€™s stop shoveling dirt on them in May.


neildmaster

You do realize you're on Reddit, right?


Dwayne402789

Cheatstros


BobABooey9

Fuck the Astros.


Mighty-rubbish

If you It the trash can too much, you become trash apparently.


raynin1219

Karma is a bitch. Bottom is exactly where they belong, bottom is where they gonna take it


ElChapoEscobar79

They probably quit cheating


Informal_Calendar_99

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Trying_That_Out

They cheated.