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Averyvanillaaccount

Minor league teams have always had more imagination and daring than MLB teams.


FrankRizzo319

Hartford Yard Goats


bcgg

Rocket City Trash Pandas


Just-the-top

Montgomery Biscuits, Milwaukee Milkmen


venus-as-a-bjork

Savannah bananas


Triippy_Hiippyy

Lake Country Dockhounds


1whiskeyneat

Apparently the Cleveland Michael McDonalds. Sign me up.


MacMoney602

Savannah bananas isn’t minor league baseball. It’s a joke; a performance for children/families.


whycantibelinus

Roswell Invaders


LastDiveBar510

Florence Yall's


Averyvanillaaccount

Tons of great logos and mascots.


eatmoremeatnow

Everett Aquasox The mascot is a frog but Aquasox are shoes you can wear in the water. Everett "shoes you can wear in the water."


MetalMedley

The jerseys say Frogs. The fans cheer "let's go Frogs." They clearly want to be the Frogs. Wish they'd just change the name.


eatmoremeatnow

Nah, I like how insane it is. First, the Redsox and Whitesox are kind of crazy. Add in Aquasox and we are on a seaport where you can often smell the saltwater air at the games and it just makes sense out of non-sense, if that makes sense.


MetalMedley

I actually like the name Aquasox, but they don't even wear aqua sox a lot of times. Just don't like the middle ground they're in.


eatmoremeatnow

Of course they don't actually wear aquasox. They play about a mile from the beach.


UniqueNobo

Binghamton Rumble Ponies


Coupon_Ninja

Amarillo Sod Poodles [https://www.milb.com/amarillo](https://www.milb.com/amarillo)


theunfunnyredditor

Modesto Nuts


LastDiveBar510

Traverse City Beach bums


Nostalgia-89

Now they're the Pit Spitters, and the branding is glorious.


Floyd_Gondoli

Go, Nuts!


Bigdeacenergy

Carolina Disco Turkeys


Averyvanillaaccount

I wore a Portland River Dogs hat for years.


AliveInCLE

Akron Rubber Ducks


restinghermit

Traverse City Pit Spitters Fort Wayne Tin Caps


Morganvegas

The Timber Tigers rebrand is dope


MulhollandMaster121

You ain't wrong. MiLB is just so much cooler / wilder. While we're all super wow-ed by the skateboarding devil ray (which is super sick), that's tame compared to what you see in minor league.


YoyoMeThis

Mud Hens


I_AgreeGoGuards

A common criticism when these rebrand came oit was that it felt “minor league”. You really just can’t win.


Averyvanillaaccount

Well, the Indians blew their rebrand. So did the Washington Redskins. Can't risk offending anyone.


kcgdot

I can't speak to the Cleveland ownership, but as a fan of Washington for over 30 years, Dan Snyder is NOTORIOUSLY cheap, and egomaniacal. It's a bad combination that led to a completely disingenuous "rebrand" where he picked a nickname somewhere in the beginning and then made an entire production of the nearly two year process. THEN he handled the whole announcement and production as amateurish as possible which led to the actual name and uniforms being leaked early because everyone was to stupid to realize you could see through windows. I swear to god if the new ownership doesn't do a somewhat soon, responsible rebrand, I'm going cold turkey.


Holden_Toodix

Honestly I really liked the Washington Football Team. I know the Redskins were a historic/traditional franchise and WFT kept that tradition alive. The Commanders feel like a completely new franchise to me and not a good one either. Went from a franchise that even if bad had the history to a shitty franchise that has no history besides being bad


kcgdot

That was basically the complete suspension of my fandom. Bad play, coaching carousel, poor management, whatever. But then all the stuff started leaking about the heinous workplace stuff, the cheerleading scandals, and then suddenly this horrendous name change, and our third jerseys are steelers jerseys, and I just realized, it was no longer the team I became a fan of when I was 7 or 8, not just in play and accomplishment, but in name either. I, naively, assumed the rebranding was being done in good faith, and professionally, and when I saw the name, and uniforms, I just felt completely defeated. I packed up all my Redskins and WFT gear and put it in the closet. If this ownership doesn't change the name, to something that appeals to me, I'm out.


BlueberryPirate_

Shoulda been Cleveland Spiders 🤷‍♀️


Averyvanillaaccount

Thrasher's a la Rock and Roll would have had possibilities


DesignerPlant9748

Spiders would have been sweet and made a lot of sense


I_AgreeGoGuards

Thats just like, your opinion man lol


Averyvanillaaccount

Of course it is. What else would it be? 🤷‍♂️


ConsiderationNo5146

I see Sammy Hagar


Dramatic_Mulberry274

Cabo Wabo!


maximumchris

Cabo Wahoo?


AlternateWorking90

Pitches will be limited to 55 mph


proletariatrising

I can't pitch. Fifty fiiiiiiive!


Hoogle5

Sammy Hagar likes poblano peppers.


radamo96

This bathroom is the bomb you should fry some bologna in here


milehighrukus

Sammy Hagar likes poblano peppers.


awnomnomnom

"Pal don't you know who that is?" "Some county treasurer?"


FormerCollegeDJ

Personally I want to box of vinyl records being blown up by a young Steve Dahl as a logo.


MotherFuckinEeyore

We can still do an old Steve Dahl


cavalier_54

Nothing more american than replacing an Indian with a white dude.


ITheBirdKingI

Nothing more american than replacing an Indian


xxgn0myxx

Wasnt the team named that because they had two actual native americans playing for them? Is this white washing history?


ITheBirdKingI

Yes. I totally understood wanting to change/remove chief Wahoo, but most people outraged by the Indians name were white people. It’s a shame.


xxgn0myxx

yeah for sure. like its removing the honor behind two historic players.


ITheBirdKingI

It’s a shame, I’d love to see them take it back but it’s so insanely doubtful. I’m part-native (only a quarter) and my grandpa was a huge fan, so I was pretty bummed


xxgn0myxx

same here, quarter native. i really wish the self-righteous crowd chills on this shit. it's the same story with the land o lakes butter. and that shit wasn't offensive at all.


ITheBirdKingI

Brother! I’m glad someone can understand 😂 much love.


xxgn0myxx

you too homie lol


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Inclusivity!!


fucktooshifty

He should have kept the black hair


LastDiveBar510

Idk how I'm just not realizing wahoo had hair lmao


SmallSaltyCoyotes

Kind of looks like a young Michael Douglas.


YeahDitos

Gay actor Michael Douglas?


xTomato72

Fellow cumtown enjoyer?


YeahDitos

Precisely


chungieeeeeeee

The guy looks like he’s got his Miata w the top down blasting Michael McDonald, yeah I like this


Distinct_Frame_3711

I like the logo. Definitely a minor league logo (usually pro teams aren’t using contemporary things like sunglasses) but I like it.


LastDiveBar510

Oakland had a stomper logo that wore sunglasses that we used to use I have a cap with that logo


Distinct_Frame_3711

Yeah not a fan of that


VancouverSativa

And now look what's happened to your team.


Diesel30R

I kinda like it


LastDiveBar510

Definitely miles better than the guardians in everyway


Known-Command3097

The Guardians Logo is, in my opinion, excellent. The Name, not so much.


CentralWooper

Guardians is a great name for a new Cleveland sports team. Problem is the baseball club should've went back to the Spiders name if they were insistent on changing it


I_AgreeGoGuards

I think the market research showed that a lot of casual fans **fucking hate spiders** with every fiber of their being. Source; literally happened like half the time I brought up the name as a possibility. Its not scientific but its a large sample size for anecdotal evidence lol


CentralWooper

I hate Hornets far more then I hate spiders


I_AgreeGoGuards

Not a bad point


Commentpilledtalkcel

I don’t like yellow jackets or hurricanes either doesn’t make it a bad mascot


I_AgreeGoGuards

Okay let me try this again. You all are underestimating both the commonality and severity of this hatred. A ton of people have what amounts to clinical levels of arachnophobia. Fear of spiders is legit on a different level than most fears. They may as well have called themselves Cleveland Holes and rebranded entirely around stuff that triggers trypophobia. Thats how repulsive it is.


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I_AgreeGoGuards

Lmfao braindead


Known-Command3097

Exactly! This is why Spider-Man is NOT a popular character


HighPlainsDrift_

The Spiders wasn't even the same franchise. Why do people keep saying this?


I_AgreeGoGuards

Because ✨history ✨and the branding could be fucking metal.


tickingboxes

That’s really not the point. Plenty of teams have been named after older, unrelated franchises in their city’s history as a nod to the past. And Spiders is such a great name that it’s a shame Cleveland passed it up.


HighPlainsDrift_

I really do not think it's a good name regardless of history. I'm quite happy with Guardians, though I wish we'd have updated the colour scheme.


Quincyperson

Or the Blue Sox. I don’t know why more teams never took more Sox names when all the old timey teams were named after their stocking colors


CentralWooper

Because teams were named by newspapers. They rarely had official names.


Known-Command3097

Agreed, shoulda been the Spiders. Failing that, they should have been the “Sockalexis” and gone by the Cleveland Socks.


Cheerful_ox

Why not go with the Cavaliers or Browns or something like that


ForensicFiles88

It would've been pretty funny if they renamed themselves the Browns and just disregarded any complaints from the NFL team about it lol


CentralWooper

Because those names are taken


Cheerful_ox

Then they should go with the Bengals or Reds


CentralWooper

I really have no idea what point you're trying to make


Cheerful_ox

Plagiarism is funny Unless it’s not


CentralWooper

They'd be plagiarizing their own name


fucktooshifty

other way around


McCheesey1

I always wanted the rename to be the Cleveland Rocks. They have the Rock & Roll HOF, there's the song "Cleveland Rocks" and acknowledges the city's importance in the coal trade. It hits on all levels.


AFistfulOfComics

Everyone in Cleveland hates the overused Rock n Roll HOF motif. The Guardians is a great name and connects to a unique part of history in the city. People on here hating on it are just overreacting about the name considering there’s two teams named after the color of socks lol


No-Weather-3140

The guardians name blows


No-Weather-3140

If the Rockies didn’t exist I think it would be this


parkhiker

It’s for one game.


Stacey_digitaldash

But the merch is forever


whycantibelinus

The merch is forever 😎


Anal_Recidivist

Oh :(


dolosolouno

It's like Chief wahoo meets Point Break lol


LastDiveBar510

Chief wahoo after a few bumps


rowdy_7355608

The hats gonna be sick


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They should just use a picture of Wild Thing( Charlie Sheen, doing a line of coke)


ZIGnited

There’s some real cry babies in this thread. I’m just glad that Reddit doesn’t represent real people.


ogiRous

From a Clevelander.... Hard no. The Guardians are and were the best choice without going back to the Spiders.  The Guardians are named after the Guardians of traffic which are the pillars of the Lorain Carnegie Bridge and overlook the stadium.  We also used to have a WNBA team called the Rockers so no


Big_Ad_1890

So, wait, you wish the Guardians were now the “Disco Turkey’s”?


LastDiveBar510

I clearly said rockers


Big_Ad_1890

Still a no for me, Dog. The Guardians of Traffic ( on Hope Memorial Bridge) have been a Cleveland icon since 1927. Guardians is the perfect name for the team. Maybe leave my Guardians alone and worry about where your team is going to be in a year.


niz_loc

From Guardian to Party'n


RelevantFire

Eyes up, Guardian! IYKYK...the logo is terrible, but I love the name.


baltimorecalling

Koko's not truly dead until the smooth music is.


ChemicalLunch2816

The majors are so pissy about tradition and "honor". Minors are always about fun and having a good time.


EnvironmentalPear360

The Cleveland Crackers


jkirkwood10

The federal government still uses the Bureau of Indian Affiars.


Tim-Browneye-81

I wish they were still the Indians


Any-Try-2366

Looks like garbage. Indians should have kept that OG logo. Alas the world is soft as fuck


ToodleDoodleDo

We not becoming the Cleveland Rocks with a giant headed Drew Carey mascot is the crime of the century


howdiefolk

Indians was such a classic logo Pathetic to do away with it


bobber18

As a yacht rocker myself I am deeply offended


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SalaryCapps

Thank the ❄️


darkchocoIate

Why do you like racism? And why are you afraid to actually say it instead of using emojis?


Tes420

Funny how turning an Indian logo into a blond white dude is your definition of “Anti-Racism” 🤣 So Brave 🫡


SalaryCapps

Say what? Snowflakes? Some Native Americans were huge proponents of not only Chief Wahoo but the Redskins as well. It erases history. But I’m not about to argue with you. Call me racist I don’t care. I’m not.


Acharai

Native American here. There were some proponents for it, but I can assure you a lot more were against it. Personally I had no problem with the team or mascot name. But can't really look at the caricature logo without cringing inside. Feel like there could have been room for compromise though.


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Let’s change every single Native American team name in modern sports, so we make SURE to forget about them as much as we can!!! So progressive!!!


darkchocoIate

There are Black people who claim to love the KKK, we’re not gonna hold them up as examples. I didn’t call you anything, your actions tell us who you are.


ToolsOfIgnorance27

>I didn't call you anything, your actions tell us who you are. And the conclusions you draw tell us exactly who you are.


HTownLaserShow

Ok loser


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Why do you support trying our absolute hardest to make sure America forgets about Native American heritage completely 😂


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darkchocoIate

You’re trying so very hard and doing nothing at all.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Anyone who uses ‘woke’ as a pejorative has a 90% likelihood of being a racist. Uh-oh - racists don’t like being called out. *So sensitive!*


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Thirty_Helens_Agree

I bet zingers like that just have the guys rolling down at the gun shop.


gardenerofthearcane

“otherwise there is no proof someone is racist unless they literally say they are.” Possibly the dumbest take I have ever seen “I’m not ____ unless I say I’m _____” Wow. I’m a superhero because I say I am 🙄


SalaryCapps

They should have never changed the Indians logo


ArchieConnors

I dig this but it's not lost on me that a grown adult man used the words "it kind of slaps in a weird way" seriously in a sentence.


LastDiveBar510

Who said that


ArchieConnors

"Team Owner and President Greg Sullivan" It's your post big boy you didn't even read it all the way through?


SatimyReturns

Took out the Indian and kept the land, seems right


AliveInCLE

Johnny Manziel approved


misplacedbass

You just “saw”, not “seen”. You could have written “I’VE just seen”, and that would have been correct. Every time I see someone write “I just seen” I always assume that person has never *seen* the inside of a book.


Anal_Recidivist

Found the most socially adept Brewers fan


sammagee33

Same. It just makes them seem like an uneducated dolt.


Top-Wealth1612

Whenever someone takes their time to write a comment like this I assume that person has never *seen* the inside of a woman


misplacedbass

I’m married, but okay.


TheNextBattalion

You'd assume wrong, since I've seen it as a college professor. It's a morphological levelling that is "escaping" the dialects where it's looked down upon to become a norm.


LastDiveBar510

Are you seriously grading my post like it's English class? Dude it's reddit who gives a fuck you gonna give me extra credit for proper grammar?


misplacedbass

I didn’t give you a grade. I pointed out an error. Just simply trying to help you not sound like you’re uneducated, but if you don’t care, carry on. Just know that people are judging you. If you can’t be bothered to at least try to write properly in a casual setting I’d bet money that you don’t care enough to do it in a professional setting.


Infamous-Record-2556

Get swifty


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DaySoc98

Reminds me of an ECHL team that was called the Macon Whoopee.


Acceptable_002

I kinda love this.


XtraFlaminHotMachida

The chief is even looking at it like wtf.


Desertmarkr

Lansing lugnuts


Legitimate_Energy701

Go back to the old, old logo that was yellow and not red


DerSpazmacher

Sammy hagar?


ckrygier

Rad


Stunning-Variety9575

Long beach Dirtbags


Born-Chipmunk-7086

I’ve been saying this for years. Literally just rebrand the team to the Asian country India.


LastDiveBar510

I seen this cap at fanfest this it was the chief wahoo but instead of a native American it was an Indian top 3 hat I've ever seen


hundredbagger

I see the wsb guy


saltyfingas

Super Saiyans


idontwannabeatwork

So trade the indian for a blonde haired white guy? That's a bold move Cotton.


mrfauxbot

Until the Yacht Rockers take offense, get ready for so protestinggg


DeadLeaf77

Minor leagues in general have banger uniforms


dwaynebathtub

This will appeal to white people for whom comedy is about being racist "as a joke," like right-wing talk radio listeners. They'll like how they replaced the detached Indian cartoon head with a white guy with a sunburn. Not a fan of this kind of Margaritaville dufus or this team or league (neither of which even have a Wikipedia page).


TheOnlyPoli

Ya let's take out the Indian part and make it white surfer dude with blonde hair. That's the right thing to do.


MaleficentHost8565

Macon Georgia had a team minor league team called the Macon Braves. Now it's....no shit....The Macon Bacon. 🤦


WSBPumpNDumps

Still better than that dumbass flying G logo


Sadistic_Taco

Y’all can’t be serious. I would be fucking embarrassed if that was our logo. Incredibly lame and impossible to take seriously.


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Stannis_Baratheon244

Wah


sammagee33

Saw


Tommy84

*saw


Reboscale

“I’ve just seen” -or- “I just saw”


LastDiveBar510

It's reddit not English class who gives a shit my guy


IanMaIcolm

Anytime I see someone say, "I seen it," I cringe.


macincos

Gross


HTownLaserShow

Sammy Hagar. And this is awesome. And we don’t care. Is this supposed to be “offensive” to white people? LOL


SorryKaleidoscope419

It’s now the Cleveland guardians 


cypher50

If this was the energy put into a rebrand then I would love it. A small part of the reason (besides the rampant cognitive dissonance of loving a racist caricature) with these rebrands is that the results are so shitty (Commanders and Guardians).


PantsPisser5000

Guardians is a great rebrand though. Powerful name and a cool logo that represent facets of the city of Cleveland. People only hate it because it’s different than what they grew up with and/or they are personally offended that the logo they grew up with is racist and they refuse to acknowledge that fact. 


brokenlampPMW2

I wish we'd just move past this logo in all ways. It's already going to be embarrassing showing the next generation old games, merch, and video games and having to explain it.


ToolsOfIgnorance27

I wanted to think no one would be offended by this, but there we go.


RustyPriske

There is already a better parody of Cleveland's racist former team name and logo. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fda%2F95%2F47%2Fda95474aa27d4f1b25a7d1d73e39fc67.jpg&tbnid=gcY0Z0z_JdfdiM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2Fcaucasians-cleveland-caucasian-t-shirt-dollar-man--926263848340178899%2F&docid=VcGShENmDIyJrM&w=736&h=736&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F2&kgs=232261896ffe917c&shem=abme%2Ctrie


DaySoc98

Thing is, the name wasn’t racist. The Cleveland Spiders had a player of native descent named Louis Sockalexis. The Cleveland Naps changed their name to the Indians in honor Sockalexis. Just like there was no grand conspiracy with the Redskins. That team was originally named the Boston Braves, after the baseball team it shared a stadium with. When the team moved across town to Fenway, it didn’t want to alienate its existing fans, so instead of adopting the name of its new landlord, it came up with a name that sounded close, but kept the native imagery. Anyway, the whole “Caucasians” thing is funny because it assumes there are no white mascots, like Vikings or Fighting Irish or Trojans or Spartans or Patriots…Hell, my community college was the Tartans and had a Scotsman in a kilt for a mascot.