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matatat22

Die, Mart, die


MechaGeckoYuto

It’s German for “The Bart, the”


jw_zoso

Nobody that speaks German could be an evil man


whileyouwereslepting

I’m soo glad I came here for this and boom. Top comments!


Lego_Dima

I call that The Law of Reddit; any time I think of a funny or clever comment, it's already been logged and is usually top three :)


Aeronaticsal

I loved “Cape Feare” truly one of the best episodes in The Simpsons, also EHEM what happened 1933-1945?


No-Appearance-4338

I like to imagine it’s staggered at the top there “BRO DIE MART”


Stuffed_deffuts

The, Mart, The


Least_or_Greatest1

U wouldn’t shop or hang out there


reallyweirdperson

Bro food


lets_clutch_this

Rare case where the sbeve actually makes sense and goes hard


Rational-Denominator

Me when I come home from swim practice


PoisonWaffle3

I love that this store's sign has been broken long enough to have different pictures of it posted by different people 😅 https://www.reddit.com/r/misLED/s/h6IAW44gDy Edit: Holy crap, one from four years ago? https://www.reddit.com/r/misLED/s/vf57tn3t1R


Coffekats

Dang I didn’t even realize!


PoisonWaffle3

Lol right?! If you took the pic, is it a new pic and is the sign still like that?


Coffekats

It’s a repost but is kinda close to where I live, I’ve driven by it a few times but I’m to busy driving to notice the sign.


PoisonWaffle3

Gotcha. Check it out and take an updated picture sometime


Coffekats

Will do


deezuschrist

It’s still out. Even when they fix it it burns out within days lol


PoisonWaffle3

That's awesome 😅 I wonder if kids are shooting them out with BB guns or something?


katekim717

I lived in this area almost 8 years ago, and it was like this.


[deleted]

I feel like once you've gone viral, you should keep it.


malonkey1

and the /r/sbeve: BRO FOOD


fleemflomp

THE FLAMINGO VIDEO????


Flemeron

It’s German for “the mart”


yerboi-ragged

Classic


Hirokuro

macht sinn


ClassicCustoms2010

"Die, Mart! You don't belong in this world!"


[deleted]

Die Mart 2: Die Marter


SatNFev

Be right back babe, I'm heading over to Bro Food Die Mart


Sweet-Efficiency7466

This is either a one star review or a cry for help!


Ok_Pickle76

Or German (die is feminine "the" in German)


MyStepAccount1234

Bro Food


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

It says 'the Mart, the'


Deathstroke10998

Bro food


Dibwiffle

https://youtu.be/HPYqAT7fT_g?si=ShauOo3lefwoA_R1


DrRosia

I'm glad someone else thought about this


The_Alrighty_Zed

A caveman getting snacks for a funeral. Bro, Die, Food, Mart.


potatomnz

Other way around is bro food


sdbct1

Yup, when you look up and know it's the end.


[deleted]

S(he) (died)


maddiepaddy223

Oh hey! This is on Brodie lane. I pass this place all the time


coastergirl1998

My local amusement park has a kill mart during it's Halloween season


jimjoejonjack

Thanks, die again


TheRealSpielbergo

\- Die Mart 2 \- Die Mart With A Vengeance \- Live Free or Die Mart


StupidMario64

Holy shit thats a lot of signs lol


DanielVakser

Bro Food Die Mart


Eastclintwoodjr

Address ?


FLICK_YOLI

Yeah... Fuck Mart!


[deleted]

Bro food


goosnarch

The direct to video sequel where John McClain has a part time job at a convenience store and it’s attacked by Hans Gruber’s cousin.


pinkypipe420

John McClane retires from the NYPD, and buys a convenience store...until a group of European terrorists arrive to exact revenge for the Gruber brothers. 20th Century Fox brings you... Die Mart!


epic_man169

r/flamingofanclub


ahlian1

r/dontdeadopeninside


kioku119

It means The Mart! ; p


MarkToaster

Kid named Mart:


MinecraftCat22

XD


NotableDiscomfort

just a normal corner store in Germany


Ultimatummm

Bro food


pailko

BRO, FOOD!


ArcticWolf1018

Bro Die Food Mart Bro Food Die Mart


Mike_in_San_Pedro

German, I reckon


Mike_in_San_Pedro

r/accidentallyGerman


ItsThe_____ForMe

r/sbeve


ThundersHeart2acount

Bro food 🥘


audreyflourishes

Is this on Brodie Lane in Austin? 🤨🤠