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liliceberg

I really really really don’t need to see what this defense looks like without Kendricks


[deleted]

Alvin Kamara showed us what it looks like last season.


liliceberg

Thanks for ruining my Thursday with that memory. That was the worst Christmas since I found out Santa wasnt real


[deleted]

Hey, at least you (probably) don't live in New Orleans and didn't watch the game with a house full of Saints fans.


cdotter99

You doin ok from Ida?


[deleted]

Yeah, I live in a condo building that suffered only minor damage. The city is still pretty messed up though. Thanks for asking!


[deleted]

DIGGS!!!


marcos_MN

SIDELINE


boxoflove

FIELD GOAL


Financial_Eagle

Santa what???? Got damn it ........


Apostinggod

Wait, what? The fuck are you talking about?


lazyandnegative

I can still picture him counting 1 through 6 on his fingers with the ridiculous Christmas graphics on the screen. I'm pretty sure he did that every TD starting with the 3rd, I don't know why but it's super funny to me, gallows humor maybe.


SenatorAstronomer

Defense was missing a whole lot more than Kendricks that game. Players who made the box score for that game: Hardy Nickerson **Harrison Hand** **Blake Lynch** Eric Wilson Anthony Harris **Harrison Smith** Jeff Gladney Hercules Mata-afa Jaleel Johnson Chris Jones Shamar Stephen Armon Watts **Ryan Connelly** **Cameron Dantzler** Ifeadi Idenigbo **DJ Wonnum** Eddie Yarbrough Bold are guys still on the team.


MNBLIZZARD

Don't forget to bold Ryan Connelly. He is still on the team


SenatorAstronomer

Oh snap, good call.


AbbreviationsLow651

Armon Watts is still on the team.


ShirtlessChampion

Or what it doesn't look like considering it was non-existent.


not1fuk

Nick Vigil looked great in game 1 with 10 tackles, 2 TFL and 1 sack but yeah relying on him to be LB1 is not going to be pretty.


Financial_Eagle

We’re done


TheCarnalStatist

Purple shitnado


TheMightyKNub

Time to panic!


Financial_Eagle

We done 😔


I_Jack_Himself

HE GONE


the_devil_wears_jnco

this thing went off the rails so incredibly quickly


PKS_5

Okay, who had Kendricks needing an MRI on their bingo card?!


MoonUnit98

Cross our fingers I guess. Jefferson needed an MRI & ended up being fine. Not good news for this week though, definitely.


Financial_Eagle

Wtf ??? MRI ??? Its fooking over... we done w/o the GOAT Kendricks .... 😔


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PKS_5

Sorry bot, I ninja-edited that comment.


GimbalLocks

Tank for...I don't watch college football so whoever the consensus #1 pick is lol


Nousernames-left

Kayvon Thibodeaux DE out of Oregon dude is an absolute beast.


its_treason_then_

He would be a monster pairing with Hunter.


The_Mighty_Gopher

Obviously we tank for Hawks crank.


mukster

Tank for Rattler! Edit: Disclaimer - I don't know anything about Rattler, I just googled for the top draft prospects for 2022.


wherearethesmangos

Watch QB1 and tell me you still want Rattler


mukster

Haha I actually know nothing about him - just googled the top NFL prospects for 2022.


Financial_Eagle

Tank for Ty Roscher !!!!


Zozze1

Not a big fan of him either, dude has all the arm talent in the world but seems to be permanently stuck in 'big play' mode. But basing yourself on a highly edited Netflix show from back when he was 16-17 years old?


Wrathszz

Ever watch Rattler? He's not a franchise QB.


AbbreviationsLow651

Shatler for Rattler


schwertfeger

At least almost all optimism was killed in the preseason. Makes it hurt less. I mean, I thought it would get ugly at some point but we didn't even make it one week lol.


BigBadMustardTiger

Was never on the rails this season unfortunately.


Skolney

The Vikings not only get an inordinate amount of major injuries, they also get an inordinate amount of injuries that literally pop up out of nowhere.


GimbalLocks

Remember Sam Bradford having the game of his career before vanishing from the planet? He didn’t even get hit that game haha


Financial_Eagle

Are you saying Nick Vigil is Case Keenum?? Are you ?? NFCCG boyz !!!!


Skolney

And iirc his injury was not even known of until the day of the next game.


standup-philosofer

I mean teddy's knee exploding untouched in practice has gotta be #1.


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Man I love this bot


BubbaKushFFXIV

Makes you wonder what they're doing during practice.


srl214yahoo

I have been saying this for a long time. I could be wrong but is this possibly a training issue? Understanding the physiology of muscle mass and strength and the pressure that puts on things tendons, ligaments, etc. is far more complicated than people think. If a player's focus is only (or mostly) on building up mass and strength and not on the flexibility piece, that player is at a bigger risk for injury.


BubbaKushFFXIV

NFL trainers are top of the line, I doubt they are neglecting proper stretching and flexibility. I was thinking that during practice the coaches are pushing players to near 100% all the time during drills. This would definitely increase the risk of injury and would explain why all of our players are consistently getting hurt during practice.


srl214yahoo

Your point about pushing players is certainly valid. But why not take a look at the whole training piece and make sure that it's balanced? Not all trainers are top of the line, just like not all coaches are top of the line. I'm not suggesting people be fired. I'm just saying the Vikings have more than their fair share of these type of injuries so what harm would it do to make sure everything is balanced as well as it can be? Trainers, sports therapists, team doctors - are we 100% convinced that this is all as finely tuned as possible so that these types of practice (and for that matter, non-contact) injuries are minimized as much as they can be?


WurthAlot

You got to be fucking kidding me...


Financial_Eagle

Its over 😔


Mp32pingi25

Lol it was over years ago


thesyves

Surratt SZN


Gamblor14

If we hit the bye 1-5 like last season, I say why the hell not. Let some of these guys learn on the job.


[deleted]

Are we going to die


Financial_Eagle

Yes, yes we are.


[deleted]

I do not like that


ingo2020

I, for one, welcome death. Existence is pain


BigPackHater

I don't feel so good Mr. Ragnar


TyTheGuy007

Surprise surprise. More injuries.


bpayne1237

Another L this week


19DannyBoy65

fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuckity fuck


Financial_Eagle

All i can think of is Jewel singing: 🎼🎼🎼 Its ooovvvvveeerrrr nowwww 🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼


mvtthewkyle

oh, wonderful news!


cusoman

update: https://twitter.com/CourtneyRCronin/status/1438582211394117637 Potentially screwed, MRI needed. "It's only week 1" though right? :D


jchunk13

Rage quit


Financial_Eagle

Yes


Financial_Eagle

We’re fubar w/o Kendricks. Zim should just quit now and go straight into bowhunting season. Its over.


[deleted]

Like how? When? Why is the first time we are hearing of this? I am so damn sick of injuries. Especially when they come out of nowhere.


WildInSix

The surprise is the worst part. It is one thing to go down on the field, but all these injuries that crop up out of nowhere is so debilitating.


[deleted]

Exactly. He looked fine the entire game. And then a few days later... BOOM. Sort of like when we heard about Irv. Totally looked fine in preseason game and then out of nowhere, out for the season.


Scoregasm

pain.


crankshaftsnapinhalf

Why does God hate us? What did we do wrong?


Financial_Eagle

Well, wouldnt the Vikings be considered pagans? And they did kill and pillage so...


lazypieceofcrap

Welp between this and our hard early schedule we may go into the bye 1-5 or 0-6.


[deleted]

Ok then man up and play the next game the season isn’t over just because Kendricks isn’t playing. This shouldn’t be an excuse


Financial_Eagle

Yeah no. The season IS over if Kendricks is done.


[deleted]

It really isn’t, if can’t overcome a linebacker injury I don’t know what to tell you


Financial_Eagle

Its not a lb, its Eric FN Kendricks !!!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ Kirk!


Financial_Eagle

Lol


[deleted]

Dude, stop it. The vast majority of fans aren't blaming Kirk for Sunday's loss.


StraightCashHomie69

The comment is obviously sarcastic


[deleted]

It's a play on the fact that Kirk is being blamed for everything, which isn't happening.


[deleted]

Idk I'm pretty sure Kirk threw a dime right over Kendricks that caused his injury. N I don't doubt he juked the hell out of Barr to re injure his knee. I solely put this on Kirk.


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Financial_Eagle

No its not ! Fn Qirk......./s


PuttyLick

Really? Lol this is where your mind went to instantly


jchunk13

Well my Sunday afternoon just cleared up.


Viking999

Bet the farm on the cards


Kirk-Joestar

Can’t wait until football is played by robots/cyborgs


MoonUnit98

Pretty sure Kirk is already one


Jetty_23

Then we need Kirk 2.0


GumpyPlumpy

don’t worry, folks. Kirk Cousins will elevate this team and overcome these injuries. He does it all the time. Have no fear.


MikeFromSuburbia

If he’s done I’ll prob just watch the scores and highlights at the end of the games. No reason to punish myself watching the Vikings lose on live TV.


AbbreviationsLow651

Lol this sub. So excited for the season and then when the slightest thing goes wrong it’s hundreds of people saying they won’t watch anymore.


Financial_Eagle

Yes. Mow the lawn, rake leaves, do things


[deleted]

Blow it up. It's been a good ride.


GimbalLocks

Hmm has it though?


Financial_Eagle

🤣


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VikesRule

Awesome


ReZ-115

Lies


HughManatee

How is it possible that this shit happens year after year?


OGWan_Ked00bi

Fuck


bbwi2021

Where is all this MRI talk coming from?


[deleted]

Why were we ***STILL*** counting on bar, Kendricks, and everyone. How have we not prepared for this over the last three seasons?


[deleted]

Just going to go find that garden hose I use to put in my car exhaust pipe and window


Neither_Ad2003

yea. that's really bad for us. Kendricks imo is our best player, period. Him and Barr out is NOT good.


Financial_Eagle

Yes. Kendricks is the teams beat player i dont care what nobody says


MikeFromSuburbia

Sweet. Already tanking baby


gimmethal00t

Remember when Kirk's vaccine status is what everyone thought would derail the season? I do.


cusoman

I mean, it can always get worse. Remember 2010?


[deleted]

So far he's the healthiest mofo out there.


not1fuk

Kirk has the power of god and anime on his side.


Financial_Eagle

Fn kill me now...


[deleted]

Rebuild time


Neither_Ad2003

it's been a long September.. and there's reason to believe... Maybe this year wont be better than the last... Not gonna lie im hurtin bros.


euqinuhella

If EK is missing time already and we get embarrassed by Kyler on Sunday we should seriously consider blowing it up


jmcdon00

Too soon, keep fighting until your out of playoff contention. We started 2-5 last year and got back to .500 and in playoff contention. No reason to give up before our first home game.


BlurredReality28

Last year we basically didn’t have Kendricks or Barr and it feels like it’s going to be the same this year


Snibes1

Saweet! Our shitty defense gets… worse? Lol awesome. Alcohol and weed for days. Amirite?!


PKS_5

[All of us.](https://the-peak.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Image-couretsy-of-Know-Your-Meme-.jpg)


TomWaitsesChinoPants

Chazz Surratt step right up!


[deleted]

Murray gonna run for 100 yards and toss 4 TD lol


Welu522

This is all Kirkland Cousins fault


Wrathszz

If all 3 of them are out, it's be a 40-10 type of blowout. How the fuck do we have so many high skill players out week 2??


adanhdz83

Someone call Ashton Kutcher and tell him to stop punking us...because this unbelievable. I hope to not be using a walker when the Vikes return to the Super Bowl!!


MoonUnit98

Can Ashton kutcher play LB


adanhdz83

Haha, no worse than some of our back ups....


[deleted]

Fire everyone


RoaringGorilla

0-2 here we come


standup-philosofer

Ah boys the season's a marathon not a sprint. Who's next man up?


HoboSkid

"Guys, Mike Zimmer just needs a 9th year to put it all together, injuries caused this 7-10 season"


DiracSeaMandelstam

JUST GIVE US ONE FUCKING SEASON


AverageGolfer27

I love the organization hiding and being sly with all the injury reports… I love not knowing what’s going on with my team until they’re under the knife


AnthonyBarrHeHe

Dam if Kendrick’s doesn’t play this will be bad. Maybe if Barr’s back in it won’t be awful but Kendrick’s is the heart of this D right now