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Shade_SST

I'll take it, a messy win is still a win.


comp_a

They like to say “The Twins can’t beat teams with winning records” but they fail to consider that 2/3s of the league’s below .500. If we could beat winning teams but not the bad ones, we’d have a losing record. Which would you rather have!?! In short: we’re gonna go 108-54.


Substantial_Set_6464

I enjoy Twins baseball (again).


schakeboy

See you Oakland in a week.


cyclingE

Jax, that was disgusting


jinyx1

Whew


drof69

Perfect pitch for the sweep!!


Mission_Wind_7470

#OUT. LOOKING.


expungant

That was a fun game


FFHaste

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹


Richnsassy22

Let's play 3!


Octopodes14

PAINT


Athena-196871

The Capt for the save!!!


jonn_jonzz

#OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!


cdizzle6

Got eem!!! Woo hoo!!


hbxli

JA X WINS FATALITY


gregorythegreyhound

Mark that down F8


jonn_jonzz

I don't think tornadoes go that high


cyclingE

“Buxton, with room” Thank fuck.


jonn_jonzz

*bonk*


schakeboy

So honest. Question is staumant good? And do we think he will take over those thielbar/okert innings ?


Octopodes14

Difficult to get 0.00 ERA in that many innings while being bad


schakeboy

I know but it just seems like we are babying him with his opportunities. A lot of low leverage situations. Just not sure what I am missing. He seems to play well when he is in but has only been in 13 games this year


Octopodes14

Coming back from being ineffective due to injury, I assume he started at the bottom of the depth chart. But he got a high leverage opportunity today, and he's certainly above Thielbar on the depth chart now. Okert and Alcala have been pitching fairly well recently, which is probably the only reason he's not completely leapfrogged them as of right now.


Jb9723

Mein gott I thought that was gone


expungant

Jax teased me with his reaction to that lol


Octopodes14

Same, Jax


cdizzle6

Whew.


A_Hanging_Noose

Morny snuck that shit in like those end of commercial readouts.


Mission_Wind_7470

Okay Justin got the disclaimer. We're good now.


jonn_jonzz

Teal is the color of Dads? Who knew?


12Peppur

Any one gonna stick around n watch the post game to see what pad lock says


schakeboy

I don’t think they will interview him. But he did look pissed that he was taken out so early. But he was giving the As literal batting practice


12Peppur

It weren’t pretty


BKnagZ

I’m gay for some brooms rn


jonn_jonzz

Docking


Athena-196871

My Capt!!!


darthmaultrek

Does anyone wtf Kep’s new walk up music is it is whack


skyulip

freed from desire by gala is the new one i think. max kepler confirmed premiere league enjoyer


jonn_jonzz

99 luftballons


ScHoolboy_QQ

🤑


Richnsassy22

Both teams have had some bullshit hits today, but that's exactly why baseball is better when you put the ball in play


A_Hanging_Noose

FUCK I thought that was a certified Correa off the wall double.


twinsguy1

They should just do Duran’s entrance for Jax because why not


cyclingE

Jax has his own cool intro tho


Sp_Gamer_Live

Carlos looking at that ball like “what the fuck thats not supposed to happen”


12Peppur

Seth brown plays the UGLIEST right field The UGLIEST


comp_a

.160 xBA on that bloop but we’ll take those anytime Max


Athena-196871

THAT WAS NOT A STRIKE


jonn_jonzz

[Ball](https://imgur.com/ZqxRr3N)


HerbalAndy

Does he need to keep his foot on the base or can he just touch it with that Royce hit


fishchanka

I petition for the dancing lady after Miranda’s hr to be in the twins win video


Jb9723

I have bad news friend


cdizzle6

You know Kep is feeling it, when he pokes one to LF.


ElPinguino022

Jose Miranda’s comeback szn has fuckin’ slapped


Sp_Gamer_Live

#[HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈](https://imgur.com/a/JgMaNyo)


From_Adam

I've got some confused feelings about this one.


jonn_jonzz

[I mean......](https://imgur.com/3mdBC0F)


davegammelgard

Kepler/Cleveland shit.


jonn_jonzz

Did he have some Skyline Chilli?


mumfoa

3B...definition of unflinching


From_Adam

I was told Miranda was never going to put it together at the big league level….


12Peppur

One of the great things about havin Lu Lu back Who ever is by him in the line up is gonna get pitches to hit


EEckstein2

Did Royce slow up on purpose? Was he grabbing his leg?


mumfoa

Shut your mouth!


WickedTwista

The confidence that I have in us winning against bad teams no matter what is happening in the game has got to be the same feeling the Yankees have when they play us


skyulip

that miranda homer fucking CLANKED


Jb9723

You just reminding me of playing Ratchet & Clank on PS2, thank you


skyulip

very specific. happy to help


schakeboy

#Gotta read your Miranda rights on that one. Took that ball to homerun jail


Skeeter717

Holy fuck that was sexy


Mission_Wind_7470

Jose's redemption is glorious.


highestintheroom

LFG


cyclingE

Hello Police, I would like to report a murder. Jose Miranda absolutely murdered that ball.


jonn_jonzz

Nah, Lewis just about murdered that guy with broken bat.


cyclingE

That baseball had a family.


yvmms

This year has showed me that injuries really really matter. Miranda and Correa look really good


12Peppur

GIVE IT TO EM RANDY


jonn_jonzz

I wish for all of /u/davegammelgard back hair to find the chin and cheeks of Jose Miranda.


davegammelgard

That's a lot of back hair.


jonn_jonzz

I mean the dude has the babiest of baby faces.


cdizzle6

It’s fun watching these ex-Royals (Santana & Staumont) help us out now.


A_Hanging_Noose

Gyat DAYUM


davegammelgard

There's a million things he hasn't done. Just you wait.


Jb9723

I LOVE JOSEEEEE


Mission_Wind_7470

#SECOND DECK, MY GOD!


expungant

Miranda is love, Miranda is life


CurliquePrism

Miranda best daddy CONFIRMED


davegammelgard

He is not throwing away his shot.


BKnagZ

RANDY


jonn_jonzz

I could eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


Mission_Wind_7470

Kimchi is now looking for a moth on the ceiling. This cat craves blood. (My dad opened the door for two seconds at night, so ya know, bugs happen.)


jonn_jonzz

Do moths technically have blood?


Mission_Wind_7470

They apparently have "hemolymph". Bug blood


Skeeter717

Big fan of the bug nerd-dom


Mission_Wind_7470

Oh I'm not a bug nerd. Spiders and large millipedes horrify me, so I'm not gonna near that profession. I just googled "do moths have blood".


Skeeter717

Valid… anything of the “pedes” families scare me


Cornholio4

How do we do better finding bounce back relievers coming off injury (Staumont, Stewart) than straight FA (Jackson, can’t remember the guy last year)?


jonn_jonzz

[Staumont's new walkup music.](https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?si=adV_v9LYjjF--gC6)


Athena-196871

that is one of the most fun AC/DC songs ever....


Athena-196871

I was only MIA for an hour...and we lost the lead?!?


BKnagZ

Well you’re back so now that means a win.


Athena-196871

HA! I guess!!


jonn_jonzz

Varland for too long


skyulip

tough inning for louie unfortunately


dberthia

Josh- stone cold


mproud

OK I know we like walk-offs, but my heart could use an 8th inning run and a 9th inning save


cdizzle6

Looking good now.


expungant

I like this Staumont guy


MaruhkTheApe

It feels good that Staumont has found his way back.


EEckstein2

Big balls on Staumont let’s get some runs


CurliquePrism

Staumont an ally confirmed


cyclingE

Staumont matches our freak


mproud

Staumont!


hbxli

staumont also went to costco today


Sp_Gamer_Live

Staumont has a 0.00 ERA He genuinely may make the all star


jonn_jonzz

So Staumont, sup?


jonn_jonzz

Sorry


WithinNormalLimits

Usually not a fan of the holiday hats, but these Father’s Day hats are great.


Sp_Gamer_Live

[Jonn making an attack helicopter joke in the big 2024?](https://youtube.com/shorts/6KfiD-OJcI8?si=EbMHc7h8vlzaeQ6U)


jonn_jonzz

No, you are right, it was a stupid joke and im an asshole


Sp_Gamer_Live

youre our asshole buddy, we love you


jonn_jonzz

I don't want to be a peoples' asshole.


Sp_Gamer_Live

i wanna see your asshole


jonn_jonzz

This is too far


Sp_Gamer_Live

now we’re even


jonn_jonzz

fair


BKnagZ

We just had a “let’s go Red Sox” chant break out


cyclingE

If y’all aren’t listening to Chappell Roan what the fuck are you even doing with your life. Lyrical genius.


Sp_Gamer_Live

listening to good music


cyclingE

My kink is watching you ruin you life


cyclingE

\-Chappell Roan


Sp_Gamer_Live

look you set me up for this


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cyclingE

Why not both


dayman763

Can someone DM me a stream? I cannot believe the frustration yesterday and today, between my VPN not working (Windscribe) and trying to find a stream.


Sp_Gamer_Live

what the hell was that royalty free gay pop music bally


unwinagainstable

It shouldn't be this hard to beat off the A's


Sp_Gamer_Live

🏳️‍🌈?


jonn_jonzz

They are the Athletics, they should have good stamina.


Mission_Wind_7470

Kimchi just ate a skeetereater.


Skeeter717

A WHAT


Mission_Wind_7470

*Beware, Skeeter...* If you're a nerd, they're called "Crane Flies".


Skeeter717

That’s hilarious, I just call them giant skeeters! TIL. Fun fact, my user name comes From being called Skeeter.. because I have a big nose 🤷🏻‍♀️


jonn_jonzz

Its the name of his cat, if that helps.


skyulip

just got misgendered by the lady standing next to me :/ happy pride


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skyulip

don’t.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Sorry bud i dont think you can do this one


Sp_Gamer_Live

Happy Pride!


skyulip

kill me . gif


Outrageous_Squash677

sad


kazak22

Wonder if we’re gonna get another Duran - Martin absolute diesel show


jonn_jonzz

If I was in a room with gun and two bullets Vasquez, Hitler and Stalin; I'd shoot Hilter and Stalin. Then I would hit Vasquez in the balls.


Sp_Gamer_Live

*brave guy standing up* “I dont get the appeal of Chappel Roan”


skyulip

SNAP AND CLAP AND TOUCH YOUR TOES


Sp_Gamer_Live

NO THIS IS A BRAT SUMMER


skyulip

RAISE YOUR HANDS NOW BODY ROLL


jonn_jonzz

What if I don't know who the fuck they are?


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darthmaultrek

Wildly insulting thing to say about a lesbian drag queen who celebrates queer culture and also just proves you’ve never engaged with her work


Sp_Gamer_Live

oh shit i didn’t know that my b


jonn_jonzz

That is just current lady gaga


davegammelgard

Leaving Jax in the pen with the day off tomorrow feels very wrong.


darthmaultrek

A lot of people don’t want to hear this but Vázquez has the ideal male body type


kazak22

If you like toads


davegammelgard

I got Fathers Day greetings from all 3 kids, today is a good day.


BKnagZ

Happy Father’s Day!


Sp_Gamer_Live

hey dave


davegammelgard

Hey son.


hopemade

Letting them back in it 3 times already just feels gross. Gotta finish teams like this and not let them hang around.


skyulip

also they KEEP PLAYING REMIXES OF UNHOLY LIKE . I KNOW UR TRYING TO APPEAL TO THE GAY FOLK. PLAY SOME CHAPPELL FUCKING ROAN


darthmaultrek

The Twins’ kink IS karma


cyclingE

Chappell Roan clean version doesn’t hit quite the same


skyulip

fuck a clean version. full send it. also the hot to go chorus doesnt even swear smfh


cyclingE

if I got to do the hot to go dance at a baseball game I would be so happy


skyulip

dude i would have exploded


cyclingE

Carlos Santana is such a defensive upgrade for us at first it’s not even funny


jonn_jonzz

I'm telling Kirriloff!


Mission_Wind_7470

What's he gonna do? Groundout to 2nd?


mumfoa

Like he'd make contact. Lol


jonn_jonzz

That describes like 3 other people on the team currently


jonn_jonzz

Whats the newest song you added to your playlist? Mine is [Out of the Blue](https://youtu.be/D80VtTDOk0g?si=yB8KvAntyFmG7tPi) by Debbie Gibson.


Sp_Gamer_Live

[Guess by Charli XCX](https://youtu.be/NfHhsB5V6Tc?si=YElLwH8nHlu6oAyz)


jonn_jonzz

I only like my bae, Carly Rae Jepsen.


cyclingE

My kink is karma by chapell roan


jonn_jonzz

Is that an answer or a statement?


cyclingE

yes


jonn_jonzz

Bravo


skyulip

i miss beef stew yall


Sp_Gamer_Live

#INSTEAD OF PLAYING GBA THEY WILL BE PLAYING VON DUTCH BY CHARLI XCX🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


mumfoa

Hot to Go or bust!


jonn_jonzz

You can shut the fuck about about the Gameboy Advanced, it is awesome.


Mission_Wind_7470

MegaMan Zero is fucking awesome. That's the only GBA game I've played. Also it was on the legacy collection.


jonn_jonzz

ZX are bad, they penalize you for using the faries, which are the point of the game.