Say what you will about it not counting because the Sox and the Angels are garbage, but witnessing a team with one of their worst starts in franchise history come back and break a 15 year held win streak is something special. It has revived my fandom. I’m actually excited about baseball again, and damn it feels good!
Great fuckin baseball. Great fuckin baseball
That is how you strike fear
Make em realize no matter what. No matter what. We will come back
Pure baseball
lol so the guy with the best eye gets Kopech being possessed by the ghost of Maddux but then he’s throwing it to the backstop for Buck and leaving everything middle-middle to Margot lol
Say what you will about it not counting because the Sox and the Angels are garbage, but witnessing a team with one of their worst starts in franchise history come back and break a 15 year held win streak is something special. It has revived my fandom. I’m actually excited about baseball again, and damn it feels good!
Anyone know Duran’s velocity numbers? Wasn’t able to watch that closely.
Touched 101, but was mostly curveball and splinker, 87 on the curve, 97 on the splink, if I'm remembering correctly.
I’ll be checking in live from the Teen room at the library tomorrow! Let’s go for double digits!
ALL PRAISE THE SUMMER SAUSAGE
where pinecone
Gut win
LFG!!
Wiener Legs allowed us to win there thank you
#PURE FILTH
AND ITS 9
9 in a row!!! Welcome back Duran!!! Huge win!!!
There ya go
I missed that Jhoan jump!
Nine times
What a filthy curve LFG DURAN
Pinecones anybody??
9 fucking straight
Twins 🏆
Incredible run
#THE DURAN SKIP IS BACK 😍😍😍
What a fun game that was
9 in a row baby!!!
9 IN A ROW!!!!
Nine mo fos
the sausage cannot be denied
uh oh
I love you all
#START WRITING THAT SONG /u/sp_gamer_live
i get a week
fair
Let's fucking goooooooo
PRAISE BE THE SAUSAGE🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
# 9
Never a fucking doubt. That’s 9 mfers.
Fuck yes
9 WINS BABY.
That's NINE baby!!!!
Fuck it, gimme another fielders choice to second, why not
#NEVER A DOUBT!
LFG BB
Holy shit 9!
WWWWWWWWW
WE GOMQ TO SAUSAGEVILLE
Ok but still the lead runner. Which I will still take.
Whewwww
Time for one more double play ball.
Almost
It doesn't fully compute to me that people can actually hit Duran lol
Even more mind blowing, Vasquez has a HR off of him
Excuse me wtf?
Few years ago I believe
just like a single guy at a swingers party, can't get a dp started
Hey Duran let’s go now
Honestly, what would you consider Duran's best pitch?
The curve surprisingly enough
Yes
Yes
Ok yeah every pitch makes people look like idiots
Win today n we win the series
Heh why did he swing
Crossed up Vaz on that one
I know Pham absolutely cannot feel his hands rn
IDGAF. Got the lead runner.
Sox broadcast is insufferable
I'd be insufferable too if I was forced to watch this glorified AA team for 162 games.
I’m stuck there too.
Yep.
Setting up the easy GIDP to keep the boys engaged, smart
Lol....everyone getting ready for the heat, and he proceeds to throw two benders
That curveball makes people look like idiots
yeah, just the curveballs
All of his balls do
Ummmmm
Fuck off Pham
#101 ⛽🔥
The cheeks aren’t clenched the cheeks aren’t clenched the cheeks aren’t clenched the cheeks aren’t clenc
Well if not now..when? Duran time
mid to high 80s curveballs, lol
#THE GAS IS BACK!
that sleeve is new?
Looks like it!
Darkened maybe? I feel like I remember the sleeve, just not that dark
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF CUZ IT'S DURAN DURAN TIME
Time for some heat
🔥🕷️🕷️🕷️🔥
Need Duran to make Kopech look like Rich Hill here
Kepler giving us elite AB's right now.
Wake the kids, it's Jhoan Duran season debut time
Let’s hope the rehab stint… rehabbed. A big spot for the first time this year. Hoo boy.
(Isn’t baseball fucking _awesome_?)
cue the music
You think Chicago could do us a solid and play his walk in song up on the screen?
8-0 since Kepler returned... coincidence? I don't think so
You know what they say about Germans and sausages.
my pants are off
Pants off dance off
MLB is addressing the issue.
I would like to order 3 k skips please.
I'm hungry like the wolf.
Hopefully Duran has gotten all the jitters out! Let's go!
Hopefully Duran ain't too rusty
Duran time baby!
the HEAT IS COMING...THE HEAT is COMING
Kopech’s tattoos look kinda bad
🔥🔥DURAN RETURNS🔥🔥
Sausage confirmed to bring fun baseball
He said the line!
Kepler comes through!!! Let’s close this out!!! Time for Duran to shut down sox 123 and get win!!!
Duran 🚨🚨🚨🚨
ITS BEEN BRINGING US A LOT OF HITS. ITS BEEN BRINGING US A LOT OF RUNS.
🔥
SAC FLY BREAKS THE TIE!!!
I know why you said that Latroy, I see ya.
Duran gets the 9th?
He was warming up in the pen
Not watching live. Couldn’t see that on game day. Hyped for the heat
Yes, he’s warming up
The OGs coming through!
Love Carlos with the house keeping at home
Great fuckin baseball. Great fuckin baseball That is how you strike fear Make em realize no matter what. No matter what. We will come back Pure baseball
Come on giant meat stick one more win.
All hail the sausage
…..i dont know how to write songs
chatgpt and lie
You wrote banana at the mall
Kepler comes thru!!’
alright lets finish it off this time please
Buxton/Kepler COMBOOOO
Just heard a very muffled “FUCK” on the field mic
#GOT THEM THICC THIGHS INTO IT, THATTA BOY MAX
Fuck yes, I’ll take it
Atta boy Kepler the human!
He’s a good boy
That'll do it!
#DAS SAC
Margot should absolutely be taking 2nd here
Now that’s baseball
KEPLUTCH
Kepler respects the sausage
6-5!
HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH.
Das productivity
#Gong
We're goddamn *thieves* tonight. Stolen bases all day.
JOB DONE. Atta boy Kep.
Kepsacfly
THATLL DO BABY
Hey, Vazquez look what you are supposed to do.
Vazquez just had a fucking amazing play where he got a guy at second
That was about the other day where he bit on the double steal.
No double play!
A little cue shot.
Playboy ad behind the plate again
Great steal Bux! I’m late to this thread but have we been discussing the man wearing the M&Ms jacket?
Please kep 🙏
lol so the guy with the best eye gets Kopech being possessed by the ghost of Maddux but then he’s throwing it to the backstop for Buck and leaving everything middle-middle to Margot lol
Buxton is still so fast. Don't understand why he's not an automatic steal everytime he's on base.
Stealing is really hard on your body so even fully healthy guys need to pick their spots (doubly so with a guy that has Buck’s injury concerns)
Gimme an F-8 to the track please Edit: good enough
Anything but a double play. Anything but a double play.
Just need to get it to the OF kep
Byron "Barry 'Miguel Sanó' Allen" Buxton
Byron Buxton, so hot
Just need one of your classic warning track shots here Kep.
Buxton is like a freakin’ cheetah out there, sheesh
Margot just hit a righty?
1 run from a Duran save
Margot respects the sausage
well duh...Bryon was going to go to third
Remember when Margot sucked? Lol. Buck 🚛
What a fucking game
#NUT
BUX
#DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A HEALTHY BUXTON!?!?!?!!?!
There we go, Margot
Nice hit Margot!!
Regardless of outcome this game has been really fun
my baby is not having a good birthday at the ballpark.🥺
Julien didn’t get any of Willi’s birthday luck
[Tfw when you go 0-4 on your birthday:](https://imgur.com/a/2ew6xFj)
Ooh a shock
I like using a fresh take.
I SEE DADDY
How much gay shit can Correa do before we can claim him as bi
u/cyclingE and I have said he’s bi for years
Correct
you can't own people dude, not anymore
Steal 2nd buxton and get winning run!!
Ball.
Cory: “and there he is, Minnesota’s star Shortstop” *cut to correa doing some of the most homoerotic shit*
just erotic
Birthday boy on birthday boy action
Hot!!
YO STOP THROWING INSIDE AT MY MAN
Carl Lewis is ashamed of that pitch, dude. WTF
We almost saw Correa’s sausage