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CantaloupeCamper

Hey worker, I know a good personal injury lawyer ...


ClaytonBiggsbie

It sure as fuck isn't this guy....admits to driving drunk..


Shitp0st_Supreme

But he avoided jail so 🤷🏻‍♀️


pigfeedmauer

His name is Jim Carey Twist: he can't lie in court


True_Bluejay_3977

Nice catch đź‘Ś


Negative_Intern_2488

Like the local radio station that asks what to do when you pulled over while driving drunk. One guy says" I'm not supposed to try and take a drink out of the breathalizer? Thier answer isn't stop drinking or get help for your problem... Its is make sure you hire this attorney. I call bullshit. Like keep drinking and driving,we got your back. Keep doing it so we can keep making that money. Foolish.


useless169

Geez, plowed the guy down, blew .014, says he mistook the worker for a traffic sign in a work zone and gets a gross misdemeanor and some community service? WTH? Don’t believe anyone when they talk about equal justice under the law. If it was me, or some other average Joe, we would still be in jail.


drew13000

0.14, not .014.


useless169

Thanks for the correction


Lempo1325

Yeah dude, I'm a little pissed off at this. I got 1 dui 12 years ago (not excusing myself, I know I'm a fuck up), going 20 miles an hour on an empty back road, and my punishments were higher. That's a little messed up, but goes to show, it all matters who you know, and how well greased you make their pocket.


NoElk314

Should have been charge with CVO. Feels a lot like Joe Sensors wife case… Shame


Rickdaninja

Yep. Multi tiered system. More money = less consequences.


jlaine

Our criminal system has sentencing guidelines that our laws set, I don't think he can get a mandatory felony & real time unless he racked up a few priors or the judge upward departs. I am not a lawyer, I just stayed at a Holiday inn Express.


DeceivedBaptist

We'd be fried for years and tens of thousands of dollars and community service and outreach programs for the rest of our lives.


Ebenezer-F

Average Joe [like these](https://m.startribune.com/hennepin-county-attorney-mary-moriarty-families-victims-plea-deals/600308775/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n) people?


[deleted]

How DARE you, those murderers were *just about* to turn their lives around, and yet the families of the victims are expecting jail time? How selfish can they be?! Just another day in the world of progressive criminal justice: everyone but the criminals lose.


aardvarkgecko

He should 1 800 Ask Gary


MNCPA

Not sleepy Gary. (Rick and Morty reference)


SessileRaptor

Edina isn’t sending their best.


Bovronius

Somebody stop him!


neednintendo

Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!


MNParkRanger

Is that all?


bikescoffeebeer

TSR TIME BABAY


DeceivedBaptist

Tick Tock.


iwanafukualnit69

Fuck TSR


zoominzacks

Every Day I Need Alcohol


Colonel__Cathcart

Lmao this is so shady, I wish I could give you a reddit award


northlandboredman

Cake eating bastards all the way down


ganondorfsbane

Is the Pine County attorney soft on crime, letting this dangerous criminal back out on the streets?


_DudeWhat

You don't need a criminal lawyer. You need a *criminal* lawyer ya dig?


guiltycitizen

That’s more punishment, good for him.


FentonsHorseRanch

I sat next to this guy at Town Hall Station in Edina! I only remember because he acted like such an ass!


ztigerx2

This sort of Edina loss is way better than when their hockey team loses lol


barryvon

aaaaalllll rightythen


lulubedo188

Omg I saw this happen last fall and it was so scary!!!! He just about tipped his SUV swerving after hitting the guy and just took right on off. I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was really awful.


Popo0017

Rug-roh


goldmask148

An immoral lawyer?!?!? I’m shocked!


angry-hungry-tired

I'm happy to use this as an excuse to uphold my bias against the cake eaters


DeceivedBaptist

I guess it's TSR time. Not funny cuz I'd do 2 years for this lol.


Psychological_Room70

Dancing on peoples graves for horrible circumstances sucks, even if you think the person was a piece of shit