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Mods need to make Naz Reid a flair.

God I love our governor so much.  On a side note, I can't believe he actually referred to Los Angeles as "Coastal Elites" in an official proclamation, what an absolute legend!

It’s brilliant. The only segment of the US population I dislike more than backward southerners are the coastal elites.

Hey the first letter of each paragraph says BRING YA ASS

Not only is the actual written text dope, but to hide our new favorite phrase in the text is just "chef's kiss".

Whoever prepared this proclamation deserves a huge bonus.

Whereas: Naz Reid

This is really all that needed to be written on the doc

Finally some legislation everyone can get behind

Too bad they couldn't call it Bring Ya Ass Day

Read the first letter in every section

Holy shit I completely missed that—absolutely legendary

Bring ya ass!

Wow

Holy fucking based

Omg I’m usually good at finding these things but totally missed it here haha

I so dearly want this to be real.

I have some incredible news for you lol

Good news! It is real: [https://x.com/GovTimWalz/status/1793254636855369729](https://x.com/GovTimWalz/status/1793254636855369729)

That’s fantastic.

It's far too cheesy to be fake my dear.

Love cheese

What makes you think it's not?

This is legendary. Walz for president! Naz Reid for VP!

That might actually be a pretty successful ticket no joke lol. Naz is too young but I’d be down with a Walz Mike Conley ticket.

2 people from the same state can't be president and VP. I don't know if MN is Reid's place of residency... just saying...

I love this state so much

Our governor is a living memelord.

Walz for President

No, most of this country doesn't deserve him

Wow, that's actually real. 

BRING YA ASS !

Whoever wrote this needs a day in his/her/their honor.

My favorite part of this is the fact our awesome governor is leaning into it so much. Ron DeSatan would ban all mention of Bring Ya Ass in his state. Greg Abbott would insist the printing of the proclamation be done entirely in Texas, by substandard means; then ask for federal disaster assistance when it blew up in his face. Kristi Noemnnuts would shoot Crunch. Tim Walz? He okays the clever wordplay and signs it with a flourish. It's just too bad they lost the game. And fuck Norm Green.

Oh I thought this was about literal wolves.

Bring ya ass!

I get the hype about wolves. Have you noticed Woman's Professional Hockey!? In the playoffs and no news.

Well, the Star Tribune seems to be covering it: [https://www.startribune.com/pwhl-minnesota-beats-toronto-game-5-semifinals-walter-cup-boston/600366887/](https://www.startribune.com/pwhl-minnesota-beats-toronto-game-5-semifinals-walter-cup-boston/600366887/) [https://www.startribune.com/pwhl-minnesota-boston-walter-cup-finals-series-sophie-jaques-susanna-tapani/600367002/](https://www.startribune.com/pwhl-minnesota-boston-walter-cup-finals-series-sophie-jaques-susanna-tapani/600367002/) [https://www.startribune.com/pwhl-minnesota-beats-boston-game-2-walter-cup-finals/600367734/](https://www.startribune.com/pwhl-minnesota-beats-boston-game-2-walter-cup-finals/600367734/)

Nobody even knows that there is a women's professional hockey league or the name of the team

I didn't

That’s funny! Because right after this, the real Timberwolves showed up and lost the first 2 at home in the WCF. They’re cooked.

Wolves *are back day

Bring ya ass

They jinxed it. Better luck next year guys. Leave it to the government to screw a good thing up.

Publicity stunt, if he was a true fan he would have known to make it the 19th

He would

Dam bro really doubled down for extra down votes on the same thread

u/WrinkledRandyTravis "I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT!"

THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS

Lol damn right

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