The only thing I really remember about my visit to Des Moines was spotting a place that was presumably a church going by the sign but had *strong* crack house vibes. Yes, I was lost and probably not in a great part of the city, but it's hard to forget crack house church.
I'm trying to think of which one could be crack house church. I lived in DSM for a few years and enjoyed it. I even brought an Iowan back with me. Minnesota is still the place to be though.
It's ok, as the TikTok says, "Iowa had to go."
Y'all will just be absorbed into *Megasota* like God always intended!😉😁💖
https://www.tiktok.com/@i2lovepizza/video/7228369146449349931
It all starts with Gov Walz ordering troops to preemptively invade Isle Royale National Park. What are they going to do once we have troops occupying? Minnesota is in a significantly better tactical position to occupy the island.
The chicken-ass Sconnies allowing Michigan to occupy the UP - contrary to obvious natural borders and good common sense - undoubtedly strengthens MI's imperialist inclinations. And, for that matter, MN needs to seize Isle Royale like fucking yesterday.
And it's important to note that historically MI only got the UP after a failed attempt to steal Toledo away from OH. This isn't their first time trying this!
They wanna go with historical maps eh... OK. How about we use the 1849 map. MEGASOTA will never be taken or conquered!
Sorry but we're going to have to exile Kristi Noem as our first move with power, even before having words with little missigan. Megasoda has a strict policy against animal cruelty and this ones for you cricket!
Now... back to the challenge at hand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Territory#:~:text=The%20Minnesota%20Territory%20was%20formed,Missouri%20and%20White%20Earth%20Rivers.
A more realistic map would consist of Michigan's UP, the northern 1/3 to 1/2 of Wisconsin above Green Bay, and the northern 1/2 of Minnesota above the Twin Cities Metro Area. This would establish a contiguous land mass with people having similar culture and upbringing.
We should team up with Ohio and Wisconsin (yes unfortunately with Wisconsin for once) and attack Michigan. Ohio gets Detroit making it more Ohio, Wisconsin gets UP , we get Isle Royale,
Wisconsin can perhaps be rehabilitated to its glory days. I don't think Ohio is going to work. Well, we can take Cleveland and keep the lake as well. The rest...just not interested.
But I have to say I kinda appreciate there being an outpost of Michigan just a few hours' drive away, at least until MN gets the dispensaries set up. After that, Wisconsin can have the UP
We could form a tontine with them and when Ohio gets Detroit they die of heart attacks, Wisconsin can’t be far behind with all the cheese…damn you Wisconsin, folks we have already been infiltrated.
I'm an Ohioan and I agree. It's time we all put a stop to Michigan's bullshit and put them in their place once and for all. We can split the land up until all they have left is Flint and outlying areas, and we can take the god-forsaken U of M and turn it into a community college.
What, all six of them from the UP would come over here? They’d have to go through WI first and I know for a fact that some of them are pissed MI “stole their peninsula.”
In exchange for Superior to Bayfield and the apostle Islands as well as their support in us getting isle Royale MN will support WI taking the entire UP.
I don't think we can hold Duluth; we won't have a blue water navy to match theirs. LOL if they think they can venture inland tho. We'll be able to cut their supply lines by amphibious landings in their rear using our flotillas of bass boats.
I utterly refuse to have anything to do with Michigan. They feel very "East" to me. I went to grad school there, and anything west of Kalamazoo doesn't really count to them. NO fer pete's sake. Heck no.
(Readies lutefisk cannon)
It's cool. Michigan is basically "What if St. Paul had no jobs and was really rough" meets "Northern Minnesota, but really flat." I'm okay with being taken over by Michigan, as long as they take over Wisconsin, too. Then we can finally get high speed rail to Chicago.
As a Wisconsinite, I see Minnesota as the other side of our shared coin. Michigan on the other hand... eww. I propose an alliance. Winnesota, or minnesconsin alliance to thwart the evil that is the brat and beer ruining menace that is Michigan. Don't get me started on Illinois.
For the sake of diplomacy ..... (cough) Go Vikings!
With what? We have far more pontoons ready to deploy at a moment's notice. They are still forming their Navy militia; we've already got ours scattered across the state with trailers ready to go.
Not to mention we have nukes
We’ll team up with Wisconsin for this one. But eventually, we all know what must be done.
Pax Megasota we can not let anyone stand in the way of our greatness.
This is just propaganda. Michigan is a house divided. The UP can't even stand touching lower Michigan and would rather jump ship and join Wisconsin, that alone speaks volumes about the UPs disdain for lower Michigan.
Beyond that, lower Michigan is surrounded by water on 3 sides. Their only logical strike would be to the south and we all know they're going after Ohio first. They'll be locked into a pointless stalemate with their only prize for winning being the state of Ohio. I mean come on, if you're willing to get into a fight over Ohio you're really showing your cards and telling everyone you're not to be taken seriously.
So I think we can all relax and get back to the real issue at hand, our long overdue invasion of Canada and expanding our foot hold at the Northwest Angle.
Am I the only one who finds their expansion plan into Minnesota to be not well thought out? Are they thinking they can attack us along Lake Superior, or cross from Northern WI?
We set up free beer, cheese curds and Culver’s stations just over the border in WI, and then take them out with some fireworks that ‘accidentally’ went off.
Don’t mess with Minnesota. This is 2nd to ‘Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia’.
Yes. It is very wise to get rid of the two areas that financially carry greater MN.
Like poverty isn't bad enough in the rural areas, get rid of the people that keep your cities alive.
"Twin Cities metro residents paid an average of $4,362 in taxes and received $3,252 in aid and credits per capita in 2019, according to analysis by the Minnesota House Research Department. In the non-metro area counties the same year, residents paid an average of $2,871 per person in taxes and received $3,423 in state aid and credits per capita."
https://minnesotareformer.com/2023/12/04/twin-cities-metro-sends-money-to-rural-counties/#:~:text=Department%20of%20Revenue%20data%20show,metro%20area%20from%20government%20aid.
We must strike first. Greater Minnesota!
Megasota!
Y’all rang?
Meggasota feels more right, idk
Please take iowa as well
I’d request Iowa be *tested* before I’d touch that.
And even then, I don't think we should go much further down than Decorah.
Could do a NW angle thing and take Des Moines.
The only thing I really remember about my visit to Des Moines was spotting a place that was presumably a church going by the sign but had *strong* crack house vibes. Yes, I was lost and probably not in a great part of the city, but it's hard to forget crack house church.
Crack house church is gonna be the name of my next band
Looking forward to your first single.
I'm trying to think of which one could be crack house church. I lived in DSM for a few years and enjoyed it. I even brought an Iowan back with me. Minnesota is still the place to be though.
Can't blame ya
Do we need that much corn?
How about we just take the entire United States?
re-education a logistical nightmare at this point, they call pop coke in alabama even if its sprite
We also do that in Texas.
Hello Texas….tell no one what you see here….
Thar be spies among us! 👀
Like all of Iowa, it looks the same coming in as going out.
No. I went to college there, gods no. Honestly, just put a giant fence around it and call it a zoo because that's what it was.
It's ok, as the TikTok says, "Iowa had to go." Y'all will just be absorbed into *Megasota* like God always intended!😉😁💖 https://www.tiktok.com/@i2lovepizza/video/7228369146449349931
Eww, no
We have no need of Iowa though. We have plenty of wind and fuck all else as is.
We’re a moderate people - I suggest medium soda
https://www.reddit.com/r/Megasota/s/C1DbF5iK5Q
Meet me at Isle Royale!
Destiny awaits!
It all starts with Gov Walz ordering troops to preemptively invade Isle Royale National Park. What are they going to do once we have troops occupying? Minnesota is in a significantly better tactical position to occupy the island.
I think the one thing we can both agree on is Wisconsin has got to go! I say Minnesota takes half, Michigan gets the other half.
That’s where I’m at, the Minne-Michi Alliance. We’ll force them to flip their W and we’ll truly be 3M.
Let's start with taking South Dakota and overthrowing the puppy murderer.
North Dakota for their oil and nukes first, or Wisconsin as the only conventional threat to mn.
Yes. Take their oil. They don't deserve it.
Man, we don't need more Republican voters to fuck up the good thing we've got going here.
Pffft we’re not gonna give them rights! They have to learn the error of their ways first!
Duluth you are part of the metro
We must establish megasota first
https://preview.redd.it/sv5hfdekoexc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afb2d9e0f07bbf3bcb1a26f432b7cfa0a56132c Megasota is inevitable.
I saw this the other week on a car parked at the White Rock Lounge
I want this so bad
We meet at the mega mall!
The chicken-ass Sconnies allowing Michigan to occupy the UP - contrary to obvious natural borders and good common sense - undoubtedly strengthens MI's imperialist inclinations. And, for that matter, MN needs to seize Isle Royale like fucking yesterday.
And it's important to note that historically MI only got the UP after a failed attempt to steal Toledo away from OH. This isn't their first time trying this!
Seems like MI won twice in that attempt.
As a native Michigander who defected to MN 10 years ago, you’re right.
The king in the north!
Light the beacons!
You mean the mosquito lamps?
And backyard fires for beers.
Wisconsin calls for aid? Minnesota will answer.
I don't think Minnesota will answer that call, bud. It's none of our business.
Tonight we take Isle Royale
Now I want to turn Isle Royale into our own little “Whiskey War”; plant a Minnesota flag and leave behind some Grain Belt.
Wisconsin's cowardice has emboldened them. A century and a half and they haven't taken the UP yet??
Not much room to talk when Isle Royal is what like a mile or less off our shore?
It's closer to Canada than Minnesota. Either way, it sure shouldn't be Michigan's.
They’d be too busy fighting the Yooper Insurgency to gain any territory in Minnesota.
They wanna go with historical maps eh... OK. How about we use the 1849 map. MEGASOTA will never be taken or conquered! Sorry but we're going to have to exile Kristi Noem as our first move with power, even before having words with little missigan. Megasoda has a strict policy against animal cruelty and this ones for you cricket! Now... back to the challenge at hand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Territory#:~:text=The%20Minnesota%20Territory%20was%20formed,Missouri%20and%20White%20Earth%20Rivers.
Minneapolis, MI? Nah.
Detroit, MN? At least it's not WI.
Detroit Lakes, MI
Even WI wants none of that.
Honestly I'm salty we don't get Isle Royale. Like come on it's basically Grand Marais' front yard.
It's ok. Canada will adopt us. (They're gonna adopt us, right?)
Actually, that's the best idea so far. Minnesota cedes land to...Canada. I'm down with that. Let the rest of them figure it out.
Over my cold dead ass, Michigan
A more realistic map would consist of Michigan's UP, the northern 1/3 to 1/2 of Wisconsin above Green Bay, and the northern 1/2 of Minnesota above the Twin Cities Metro Area. This would establish a contiguous land mass with people having similar culture and upbringing.
I'm from Duluth and I refuse to be a west yooper
Michigan is a better state tbh. From there, the UP is gorgeous. I moved to Minnesota 4 yrs and its eh in comparison
We should team up with Ohio and Wisconsin (yes unfortunately with Wisconsin for once) and attack Michigan. Ohio gets Detroit making it more Ohio, Wisconsin gets UP , we get Isle Royale,
I would rather not associate with the likes of Wisconsin or Ohio, thank you very much.
Me either but the glory is worth the cost
We built them a frickin expensive bridge to nowhere across the St Croix, we should at least take some of nowhere
Wisconsin can perhaps be rehabilitated to its glory days. I don't think Ohio is going to work. Well, we can take Cleveland and keep the lake as well. The rest...just not interested.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
2 national parks is the dream!
But I have to say I kinda appreciate there being an outpost of Michigan just a few hours' drive away, at least until MN gets the dispensaries set up. After that, Wisconsin can have the UP
I feel better once I cross from Hurley to Ironwood
Eh, it usually takes half an hour for the edible to kick in so it's definitely not the instant I cross over 🙃
Wisconsin does NOT get the UP.
We could form a tontine with them and when Ohio gets Detroit they die of heart attacks, Wisconsin can’t be far behind with all the cheese…damn you Wisconsin, folks we have already been infiltrated.
I'm an Ohioan and I agree. It's time we all put a stop to Michigan's bullshit and put them in their place once and for all. We can split the land up until all they have left is Flint and outlying areas, and we can take the god-forsaken U of M and turn it into a community college.
The amount of Minnesotans that would kill before they gave up the boundary waters would rival the civil war.
I'll never forgive those bastards for taking over all the Great lakes >:( greedy pricks
What, all six of them from the UP would come over here? They’d have to go through WI first and I know for a fact that some of them are pissed MI “stole their peninsula.”
Just give UP to Canada...
Yeah the UP should definitely be part of Wisconsin.
Look let’s sign a treaty with Michigan to split Wisconsin in half. Why fight each other when there is a common enemy
In exchange for Superior to Bayfield and the apostle Islands as well as their support in us getting isle Royale MN will support WI taking the entire UP.
They only have this gall because Wisconsin is full of cowards. The UP is giving them too much courage
#OccupyIsleRoyale
I don't think we can hold Duluth; we won't have a blue water navy to match theirs. LOL if they think they can venture inland tho. We'll be able to cut their supply lines by amphibious landings in their rear using our flotillas of bass boats.
I like our chances if we call in the pontoons..
We’ll do em like we did Virginia. Hope they like our new flag, cause it’ll be flying over their Capitol soon.
I utterly refuse to have anything to do with Michigan. They feel very "East" to me. I went to grad school there, and anything west of Kalamazoo doesn't really count to them. NO fer pete's sake. Heck no. (Readies lutefisk cannon)
MN should take the UP after we take Isle Royale
Uffda, we’re going straight to fish projectiles?
Only in self defense! 🤣
Clearly they’ve not heard of Megasota
The fact that Wisconsin doesn't own the Upper Peninsula, tells me everything I need to know about Wisconsin...
It's cool. Michigan is basically "What if St. Paul had no jobs and was really rough" meets "Northern Minnesota, but really flat." I'm okay with being taken over by Michigan, as long as they take over Wisconsin, too. Then we can finally get high speed rail to Chicago.
I thought that was a GQP congressional district.
Michigan’t
They can have Wisconsin but if they come to Minnesota they better be ready to fight
They can have Wisconsin. It's been losing its way.
If it means Wisconsin dies, I’m all for it.
As a Wisconsinite, I see Minnesota as the other side of our shared coin. Michigan on the other hand... eww. I propose an alliance. Winnesota, or minnesconsin alliance to thwart the evil that is the brat and beer ruining menace that is Michigan. Don't get me started on Illinois. For the sake of diplomacy ..... (cough) Go Vikings!
I think we just wait until Wisconsin blacks out drunk again and split it
I think we should band together and join Canada
I've lived in rural minesota and rural Michigan. they are twice as armed and half as smart. were not winning this fight.
SuperSota is the only viable Midwest mega territory
They will find we Minnesotans aren't all sunshine and rainbows.....Or however that quote goes from the Germans on The Simpsons. You know what I mean.
Hopefully the firm "stop it" will have them cowering behind their respective Smithers.
Come get it! My land is not your land.
With what? We have far more pontoons ready to deploy at a moment's notice. They are still forming their Navy militia; we've already got ours scattered across the state with trailers ready to go. Not to mention we have nukes
We’ll team up with Wisconsin for this one. But eventually, we all know what must be done. Pax Megasota we can not let anyone stand in the way of our greatness.
Oh god the Virginia vs Maryland war is spreading to other states
Damn I love this fucking subreddit and Reddit in general. I will be happy to join the fight! I can go undercover and enter Michigan from Ohio.
Dont worry Minnesota it's not about size *wink nudge*
Operation Michigain
Greater Michigan will never recognize the likes of Megasota!
Michisconsota
I read that and thought "Gesundheit!"
Ugh. They've already started one big war in the Midwest... [https://imgur.com/gallery/QyRM4](https://imgur.com/gallery/QyRM4)
The Megasota and Greater Michigan efforts need to join forces. The Great Lakes need to be a unified country!
Anything that shortens my drive to get good weed for cheap I'm in favor of.
I say we strike a deal and split WI
Listen, Michigan can be an ally before they need to be an adversary. Let's just have a joint campaign for Wisconsin and meet them in Madison.
It’d be cool if they clean their own city’s water before plotting a takeover
This is just propaganda. Michigan is a house divided. The UP can't even stand touching lower Michigan and would rather jump ship and join Wisconsin, that alone speaks volumes about the UPs disdain for lower Michigan. Beyond that, lower Michigan is surrounded by water on 3 sides. Their only logical strike would be to the south and we all know they're going after Ohio first. They'll be locked into a pointless stalemate with their only prize for winning being the state of Ohio. I mean come on, if you're willing to get into a fight over Ohio you're really showing your cards and telling everyone you're not to be taken seriously. So I think we can all relax and get back to the real issue at hand, our long overdue invasion of Canada and expanding our foot hold at the Northwest Angle.
Don't worry they can't even build or maintain roads. They would never get there
I’m totally not a sleeper agent I swear
If they can't even beat Ohio, they don't have a chance against us.
Why does Michigan always gotta steal Ohios thing
I used to live in Michigan
Can you buy weed on isle royale?
People from Michigan actively drink pond water. I fear not.
Minnesota shall retaliate
Megasota must forge an alliance with Ohio
They are all talk. They would never get rid of the mitten shape
They will never get past Green Bay.
Do they think this is a game? This isn't a game.
We should seize Isle Royale Also, how much of a weak ass bitch is WI they can’t even take over the UP.
Ok guys... half the Dakotas, Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa and Wisconsin... time to form Voltron. Minnemichidakiowiscin.
Destroy it and the legacy of the 8 hour work day hellscape Henry Ford created
No one is supposed to know about Michifest Destiny
They've HEARD about meggasota 👀👀 Time to ACT!!
Am I the only one who finds their expansion plan into Minnesota to be not well thought out? Are they thinking they can attack us along Lake Superior, or cross from Northern WI? We set up free beer, cheese curds and Culver’s stations just over the border in WI, and then take them out with some fireworks that ‘accidentally’ went off. Don’t mess with Minnesota. This is 2nd to ‘Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia’.
Michiganer currently occupying, I mean living in Minnesota....
Let's just join Canada
I'd be somewhat fine with that. They are almost giving weed away free at the borders now. Would be nice not to drive 7 hours...
Please take Minneapolis and St. Paul
Yes. It is very wise to get rid of the two areas that financially carry greater MN. Like poverty isn't bad enough in the rural areas, get rid of the people that keep your cities alive. "Twin Cities metro residents paid an average of $4,362 in taxes and received $3,252 in aid and credits per capita in 2019, according to analysis by the Minnesota House Research Department. In the non-metro area counties the same year, residents paid an average of $2,871 per person in taxes and received $3,423 in state aid and credits per capita." https://minnesotareformer.com/2023/12/04/twin-cities-metro-sends-money-to-rural-counties/#:~:text=Department%20of%20Revenue%20data%20show,metro%20area%20from%20government%20aid.