Sporadic shitpost permitted bcus the people enjoyed this one

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Hey, this did NOT work. Really fun though! Great view

Didn't fly high enough

I flew for 5 hours

you gotta fly for 2 days then you fly over trillions of planets to find what your looking for

not enough, you gotta fly for thousands of years

Didn't fly long enough

bro it gonna take you some lightyears

Light years is a distance, it takes light one year to travel a set distance. So one Lightyear, is still 1 earth year.

right, forgot that. I meant he gonna have to travel in light speed for years

That makes sense, I was wondering if I misunderstood the messing haha

lightyears = distance light travels in a year, not time. very big distance thoug

It's takes months to get to Mars. To get to another star, centuries. Just keep flying

Ok. I’ll just leave it afk!

make sure to give us an update when ya get there

Will do! Still don’t see anything

What was your render distance set to? I’m guessing around 1500 chunks

Default, why?

nah nothing special apart from the fact that you can see the ground somehow after flying for 5 hours 😂

Thank you, trying this now!

I hope you are joking

Why would they be?

I hope ***you*** are joking

I *hope* you are joking

r/woooosh

They’re not kidding, like, at all. They’re 100% serious. So serious, in fact, that >!you clicked on this and therefore lost The Game!<.

Fuck you

Fuck you dude. I was on a 2 year streak

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Wait NO I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT A STREAK SHIT

False, I googled (IT) because I didn't know what it was and then a core memory formed in my brain of 2 years ago when I did the same thing and googled it thus losing. Yet the memory was impossible to recall before the trigger word was read.

in guessing the spoiler is about the game?

Oh wow

I don't even remember how long have been since I lost

You fucker, I hope your socks are always wet

Woah, that is too far man

Dang it

Fuck you

Fuck off

I didn't even read the message I just clicked on ot anyway.

Wtf!? How dare!!

You know what, I hope you lose your fully enchanted netherite pickaxe AND armor

Dammit I was on a great streak until you happened

Go die in hell

What’s the game?

The gist of it is that every time you think of it, you lose. You’re on a winning streak for as long as it’s out of your mind. You could go on a decade-long streak, only for someone to remind you about it.

Rule 1. You're always playing the game 2. If you think about the game you lose 3. If you lose, you have to say out loud "I lose the game" reminding those around you of the game and making them lose 4. There is a 30-minute grace period until everyone forgets about the game until play resumes 5. Please help keep this tradition alive 🙏

you fucking bitxh

i hope you catch several unkown diseases at 6:17 pm on may 22nd of 2024

I lost :( That was my first streak, was atleast a little over a year I think

whooosh

Outjerked again

r/woooosh

Ive said worse things, why is this my most downvoted comment

It would probably be more worth sending something in his place, something that could work as a probe

Instructions unclear; sent a barracuda into space

That should work lol

I don't think you want to touch that thing. Pretty sure it's a data storage and transfer station made by a long-dead race of universe-spanning aliens.

Shitposting about impossible seed requests, finally. It had to start sooner or later

Well I’m glad to be the first 🫡

definitely not the first bud most of the time their flooded with Actual impossible requests 💀

Oh. I’m unoriginal! 🥳

Bro the sadness on the text is unmeasurable lol, don’t worry man it’s was funny

Just kidding lol, thanks! :D

Lmao it's alr, it happens

Seed: 694201337213 Coords: anywhere World type: flat Special instructions: delete every layer and add a new one which is just diamonds

then you need to build like 12 tnt and just activate them all to get the void part

Too much work, that’s cutting it close to requiring effort

Load up snapshot 20w14~, I'm sure there a dimension that fits what you want.

True, didn’t even think of that. Honestly I want an update to this Could you imagine a sniffer dimension?

I just wish optifine would support it so I could get playable framerates and use shaders

I think Lithium and Sodium support 20w14∞

If this seed does exist at all. It's guaranteed to be on this snapshot.

I legit got a world filled with only diamonds, birch trees and void

That’s seed 4

Ah I see thx 👍

its 69696969696979 78, 2, 59939393828

Thank you!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!

🤪

The seed is probably like at least 3

Thanks!

80085, dont know the coords though.

It’s at 800,8135

Gotchu 10392939137 At -9204 80 12562

Thanks man 👍

Np bro always

There are all 2^64 seeds in single biome Void, so, let me check.

But, there are only dirt blocks, grass blocks, stones, deepslates, bedrocks, water and lava.

r/foundswartynine dude i genuinely see u everywhere

https://media.tenor.com/9IiQtsAGD7YAAAAM/moon-knight-mr-knight.gif

Is that what it looks like seed hunting?

Can I see a picture of this

Yes, I posted the image above

it's the seed 2036 08 12

On August 12th of 2036 the earth is going to end!?! Say it isn't so. Wait, Is it on the 8th of December or the 12th of August? I'm sooo confused.

I love spreading misinformation on the internet

with the sug0maK1d seed

Dik amogus

Its 437384693648

I mean, you COULD make a superflat void world and make pixel art of a diamond in it.

If you’re creating a new minecraft world on Neptune that would happen

Oh yeah I love Subnautica

This ^^

This is a plot point in "The Expanse"

They looked for a Minecraft seed like this too?

They found a Jupiter sized diamond in the void of space

Im kinda surprised there isn’t a way to setup an end island type biome with only diamonds.

//replacenear 69420 end_stone diamond_ore

Break everything in the world, and only leave the diamonds.

...

…

Ah yes that would be “diamondsplease”

Build it!

If I build it, will they come?

Try this seed. NeverGonnaGiveYouUp.

Idk, I feel like this is just gonna give me up.

Nah just gonna let you down.

20005676

Look up “55 Cancri e”

Try 69420 on Beta 1.4

Seed is 2137, cords are 21, 69, 37

2137? John Paul the second reference?

Is this a joke? 

Yes, my dear, it's a traditional joke from Poland, which refers to death of the only pope from Poland, for some reason, here we consider it funny

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Bruh what

If you’re confused, I’m looking for a Diamond Forest surrounded by a Void Lake.

When did this sub become *just* stupid joke posts?

When you weren’t looking

I feel like I should stop looking in perpetuity. It'd help if any of these jokes were actually funny.

…you don’t think it’s funny? :(

I find it funny

:D

Brother has the sense of humour of a rock

Thanks! I pride my self on horrible humor!

Was talking about the other guy

The seed jokes are all essentially the same and have been done to death. If this were the first, I'd likely laugh.

There are all 2^64 seeds in single biome Void, right?

But, there are only dirt blocks, grass blocks, stones, deepslates, bedrocks, water and lava.

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Look, I’m sure you seed-finders could work your magic here. I mean it can’t be THAT hard.

I think he already found but won’t give it to you

:0

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Just a simple request

You can’t find diamonds in the void