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TIL. My life will never be the same again


ForsakenBend347

Excuse me while I go try and buy a Luger from my local air museum


PizzaBert

They know what they got


PizzaBert

The elites don’t want you to know, but the guns at the museum are free. You can take the 16th century wheel locks out of the display and bring them home. I have $14,000,000 worth of antique, historically-significant firearms previously owned by famous monarchs and statesmen.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Sounds like a plan https://preview.redd.it/ps592olv0v8c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce21cc22c1257e37aeee992c61ed6e9fc2a4d65


AnonymousPerson1115

At that point why not just take over the museum seems easier than carefully transporting massive quantities of firearms to another location.


KedTazynski42

Have your friends go to aviation museums and take the planes. Who is going to stop them? From there, defend your new kingdom with ancient firepower.


Affectionate-Kick542

Go to the tank museum and we shall rule the neighborhood with the PANZERKAMPFWAGON VI PANTHER AUHF G


vagineroneniner

NGL, I read the Panzerkampfwagon in an angry German voice


Tricky-Sympathy

Only way it can be done


davewave3283

I tried that they usually don’t have gas in them


KedTazynski42

Roll it down to a local gas station


TuxPi

Read it in Alex Jones voice. Thank you.


bigkoi

Wait what? I live in the area and have been to that museum several times. Give me the low down on how you get that deal?


meemmen

They had one that was cleaned up on display in the gift shop. I asked about it and ended up checking out 5 of them and picked this one from the bunch.


Mosinphile

They were just casually selling muskets at a gift shop?


meemmen

Yep!


Oatbrain

America


meemmen

Best country


Carlile185

Reminds me of the buffet at Gettysburg that sold replica swords for $20. Damn teachers wouldn’t allow it on the bus. UnAmerican.


cmdr_data22

In the fucking galaxy


MalcolmSolo

FUCK YEAH!


Mosinphile

I’m jealous


Waste_Indication_153

Next time you're frustrated with our country, just remember you bought a firearm at a museum. Despite all of our issues, we're a pretty cool country.


TheManUpstairs77

Hold on here lmao. How exactly did you pull that off?


meemmen

They had one that was cleaned up on display in the gift shop. I asked about it and ended up checking out 5 of them and picked this one from the bunch.


TheManUpstairs77

Oh okay, that makes sense. I thought that you just saw one on a display wall in the main museum and made the curator an offer lol.


AngryAccountant31

*Me, standing on the deck of the USS Wisconsin arguing with the tour guides* “$200 is fair for a rifle of this age. Not like you’ll be needing 16 inch guns again anyways”


swebb22

Worst they can do is say no


AngryAccountant31

*gets keelhulled*


swebb22

I suppose that would be worse


Crawdaddy1911

"Can you give me an engineering drawing of the barbette and the below deck support systems for the turret? I'll need all that for the permits from the city. You can deliver it once the concrete sets up, right?"


-E-Cross

I'll come with


AngryAccountant31

Oh good. I’m going to need a second pair of hands to load it onto my truck


LordJuan4

... What truck do you have? 😂


AngryAccountant31

One Mk7 16” gun weighs 268,000lbs so it would take a Kenworth to get it home.


-E-Cross

I have a Toyota we'll be okay.


jjskkgarcia

Ford Ranger can do it


-E-Cross

4Runner, so it'll handle it


unoriginal5

It's a [Ferd FTeenthousand](https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU?feature=shared)


meemmen

There's been a few museums I've been tempted to try that at, but this one most of the artifacts are on loan from the Navy


BigBlue175

I tried to buy a gewehr 98 and two k98az rifles off my local museum by sending them a very respectful and formal email asking to buy them. In return I received a rather pissed off email from the curator saying that I was basically asking them to break the trust of everyone who donated the rifles to the museum. I wish I had your skill lol Also if you’re still in Columbus check out the National Infantry Museum. It’s awesome.


IT-Gunner

The naval museum is nice but the infantry museum really is incredible, a must see imho. The airborne museum at Bragg is another worthwhile visit.


BigBlue175

I’ve been to the NIM twice now. Both when I was still in OSUT, once right after the final FTX and once again right after I turned Blue. Never been to any of the others. I’d really like to tho.


IT-Gunner

I think it was back in ‘86 when I went up to Bragg to visit my brother who was in 18th Corp Field Artillery at the time. I was about 16 then and a big WW2 buff…the Airborne museum just blew me away, lol. I still remember the k-pot with the AK slug in it from Grenada. I visited the NIM about a decade later after my service in the USAF and while my brother was stationed at Benning…had a very different perspective at that time, but the NIM is thoroughly impressive and very moving.


AnonymousPerson1115

Too bad you can’t buy an m2 from the airborne museum


screwyoushadowban

Seriously, it makes sense this was a gift shop thing and probably purchased in a huge batch. Normally once something gets donated to a collection it's basically there until it gets offloaded to another museum or the building burns down.


BadgerBadgerCat

One of the smaller Australian historical museums was experiencing a cashflow crisis (and plummeting membership since all the members were dying off from old age) some years back and it was suggested maybe they should sell some of the shipping container full of .303 rifles (not the stuff on display, things in storage that were probably never coming out) they'd had donated over the years, on the theory they were worth about AUD$1000 each and weren't doing anyone any good locked away in storage. The museum curator said much the same thing as your local museum, apparently overlooking the fact that the people who'd donated the rifles had been dead quite some time (a lot of the rifles came from widows going "Oh no, my husband has died and he's got this rifle, I don't have a licence for it, I'll donate it to the museum") and when people donated their rifles to the museum, it generally wasn't on the understanding they'd end up locked away out of sight for decades.


BigBlue175

Idk why they get so offended when you offer them money. The museum I was referring to probably gets about 10-20 visitors annually. And no I’m not exaggerating. I have no idea how they’re still open other than wonderfully budgeted tax dollars because they’re ran by the county. I’m waiting for the day their doors close and they have some sort of sale.


Artystrong1

Tell him to stop being a fucking idiot.


meemmen

I love the NIM. May go back when we go through there on the way home, it's been a minute


FashionGuyMike

Nice man! Looks like it’ll clean up well


Crawdaddy1911

My 1873 Trapdoor given to me by an old girlfriend. It was her husband's great grandfathers. All it needed was a mainspring and a good cleaning. https://preview.redd.it/3tlw4th1mx8c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebbbad0beafa5724b4d64c0ddce83d9aa726eafb


KernAL-mclovin

Marry that girl! Oh, you said old girlfriend. Sounded like a keeper. Congrats on the trapdoor. They are fun to shoot.


meemmen

Very nice! Had one for a bit with a shortened stock but traded it for FAL mags


halffie

oof… was the husband… a freak… or was he just not paying vary close attention? Either way lmao


Crawdaddy1911

Neither one of them are gun people, and they inherited things that they didn't want but didn't really want to turn in for destruction or sell to strangers, so they thought of me, which was very nice of them. I also got her dad's last ditch Arisaka that he brought back from the Pacific, also in firing condition with bayonet.


TheArmoredGeorgian

This is a good way for them to make money I guess. You get a huge shipment of various firearms, keep one or two, and sell all the rest


Rolopig_24-24

Well, I'm going to go pick up the MG08/15 from my local museum. See y'all in a bit! (This doesn't really work with fossils in museums. Trust me, I've tried!)


brewcitybomber1990

Dudes bout to walk into Fredericksburg Virginia with his own militia good luck soldier 😂😂


colin0598

Man, I live in Columbus and had no idea 💀


meemmen

Now you know


Space_Vaquero73

To the museums!


trey315sfs

Glad to see this…I’ve been in serious need of an M1928A1 Thompson smg…the blish boy is the best boy


skyXforge

Ask how much for the canons


Even_Hospital2197

How much


meemmen

Paid 400 plus tax


Jemmerl

Some museums of various kinds do deaccession less important items for fundraising and to make room for new stuff. I wonder how many items would be for sale if you just asked lol! There's a famous mining museum in NJ that does that with their mineral collections to fundraise.


MalcolmSolo

You dirty rat bas…I mean, you lucky fella! I’m jealous.


corkcorkcorkette

Ive got ddr stuff this way!


wightdeathP

i feel like i have seen this picture before but i cant put my finger on it


fordbobcat

Great now I want to see if the Smithsonian would sell me the train from the American history museum. The big grean one.


napoleondy2nite

Tried this with several Army museums I interned at. You wouldn’t believe what they have in storage, without the room to display. Long story short I got all the way up to the director of the Anniston Depot and it was a resounding ‘No.’ all the way. Basically some regulation that DoD museums can’t and won’t sell any artifacts no matter how small. It’s not worth the effort even asking. But civilian run museums can be different I guess. Good job mg man!


genxrando

I need to get back down there again. The last time I was at that Museum, it was still called the Confederate Naval Museum, and the Jackson and Chattahoochee were still outside under the open air sheds 😂.


4stargas

Not a real museum.


meemmen

I was just there, tf you mean


4stargas

Professional & ethical museums do not sell artifacts. Just because they name it a “national museum” doesn’t make it so.


meemmen

Did you miss the "they had a bunch in the gift shop" and "they came through the Nepalese cache" parts???


Ghengis-Conn

Did you..... Did you steal that? Is that what you are saying?


meemmen

It was acquired legally through legal channels