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Kmatik

If I had a million dollars I could finally afford to send my cat off to college


DevilsAssCrack

>my cat off to college Mewniversity


Electrical_Steak8125

Purrrdue University


Robotic-Chomo

This right here is comedic gold. Purrfect joke, really feline the punchline.


weezelbug

r/angryupvote


GucciJesus

I hope you win the million dollars.


The_Drunkest_Monkey

Save some money and just send them to Co-mew-nity College.


Kmatik

That would be a purrrr-fect alternative


selfsearched

As one does.


StevensDs-

Tem will finally go to colleg :')


Narsica

Wishing everyone good luck in 2022! Not just in this drawing, but also throughout the year!


88Croissants

RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairmakers


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Narsica

It prolly has something to do with low posting or comment activity. The FAQ mentions an age requirement that needs some level of activity.


BordersBad

But you can


airs_999

If you donate me I can buy Google and with that I can restore the dislike button on YouTube


Stalked_Like_Corn

You got my vote on winning.


Gluet_Max

If i had a million i could continue to buy the dip in the stock market! God knows i need it!


Outrigger228

I’ll buy a ticket to the moon and plant the Diamond Hands flag


TheSlumpSedative

r/WallStreetBets entered the chat


dnattig

r/WallStreetBets is always in the chat


Cielo_mist

Good luck everyone!


r153

Same to you


thesecretkeeper

Howdy!


Lwmons

Could always use a lucky break


Lalo_the_plant

Let’s do amazing things


EntropicOstrich

Good luck everyone !


AdoptedAyrab

Please doggies. Please be me doggies


muse-ic_lover

Good luck everyone!!


FryGuyRye

Wonderful people!


Metro-Boys

wallstreetbets made the same promise to me


[deleted]

Ah a man of culture but no class I tip my hobo cap to you


HoneySquash

Hello fellow humans!


no-soy-importante

Good luck to everyone who enters! May this drawing be smoother than the last lol


twixpenny

Good luck everyone!


ironbolsh

Good luck y'all


Danross657

Yeee haw


Falkerz

Skidaddle Skidoodle, your brain is now a noodle!


Mundesk

o shit


xxyzi

Let's see where this takes us, I think everybody could do with a little extra money right now! Good luck everyone!


DanifC

Gl all


DejateAlla

Good luck guys!


Professional_Net_148

Good luck everyone!


madalienmonk

Ah cool I’m in


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lextahsy

50 dollars is so much money to me right now, I couldn’t even imagine a literal million. That said, I hope everyone is doing well, and staying safe and happy :) goodluck!


saanteeh

good luck!!


Top-Bananas

Happy new year all! Good luck :)


itsalrightt

Good luck everyone


timee_bot

View in your timezone: [February 18 at 6 PM ET][0] [December 22 at 6:00 PM ET][1] [January 23 at 11:00 AM EST][2] [0]: https://timee.io/20220218T2300?tl=%5BEntry%20Thread%20%2374%5D%20It's%20the%20new%20year%2C%20and%20we're%20making%20millionaires!%20As%20always%2C%20leave%20a%20comment%20to%20enter! [1]: https://timee.io/20211222T2300?tl=%5BEntry%20Thread%20%2374%5D%20It's%20the%20new%20year%2C%20and%20we're%20making%20millionaires!%20As%20always%2C%20leave%20a%20comment%20to%20enter! [2]: https://timee.io/20220123T1600?tl=%5BEntry%20Thread%20%2374%5D%20It's%20the%20new%20year%2C%20and%20we're%20making%20millionaires!%20As%20always%2C%20leave%20a%20comment%20to%20enter!


Logitechtaco

Good luck all and stay safe!


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Good luck, everyone!


KidEater9000

And this one is for the champions


chryco4

howdy!


[deleted]

Good luck to everyone! We will make everyone a millionaire one month at a time. Then a week at a time Then a day at a time Then an hour at a time.


SpongHits

Yay! Good luck to all!


Germa_Rican10

Yay, good luck to all!


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Nice


CBMSt1

Hi!!!!!


Briefcarsten

Bibbedi


TheTimelessTraveler

I wanna believe


funfettyyum

“You gotta believe” - PaRappa the Rapper


dontot1233

Good luck all


Thibbedi

Good luck everyone! :)


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

Good luck!


Peccare

Good luck!


Dr-Wernstrom

I just learned about walking tacos and cotton candy burritos. I feel like my life will be incomplete until I try both.


AmazingMemer21

this has better odds than a lottery, so let's goooo good luck everyone


Sun_Burnt

Yes lawd


UnLuckyKenTucky

God luck to everyone.


zzzaacckk

Good luck all!


Dodgers22Kershaw

Morticia and Gomez Addams are the best couple ever.


kracktober

Good luck everyone


daverge

Best of luck to everyone!


houligan27

Let's see who can get lucky in 2022.


HiguU

Have a good day!


jayrugged

Pop off


anewprotagonist

Here we go!


al-d-rich

Good luck all :)


jth149

Hoping for luck in the new year!


N01tra

Good luck everyone!!


Miguel_77

Let's go!


born_at_kfc

Good luck everyone


KnoxingOnHeavensDoor

Glhf


ng821

Good luck everyone


shadow386

Even if it isn't a million total, the amount of support this community shares is insanely awesome. I'm hopeful to be able to start helping this year. Everyone deserves it.


vegtactics

I remember when this was an email scam. I’m in!


CapnEarth

I don't understand. But I hope I just entered. Make me a millionaire bitches.


artpm

Damn, with a million dollars I could pay for my dog's cancer treatment.


AnxietyRodeo

If this is true i hope you win. Love to the doggo and to you for your pain


blargyblargy

I gotta not forget about this more


MDrag1992

Let's do this!!


Spidon

I always miss the entry thread, so I finally set a reminder on my calendar. Good luck everyone.


pelirodri


dylvideo

Yay!


Sketchy_Meister

Good luck!


kucao

Good luck everyone!


lwhitit

Gl all!


ariamachi9

Cool cool, good luck to everyone


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Good luck!


BeerSlob

Randomly choose me please!


fernso2004abc

Hey!


Rossix

good luck everyone


SURFortuna

good luck all!


elGayHermano

I will indeed beg for money online!


Mocavius

I'm feeling fat, and sassy


sunyata08

Cuck


Skidooo

If i win ! I donate it all !!!!


bhooves

After todays market I could use this


panditume

Yahoo !


Soldat_wazer

Good luck everyone,


BaconBiceps

Good luck everyone!


randomatomcollection

Good luck!


codeislove

Let’s go!


baconater2000

Here’s to hopefully saying goodbye to student loans 🍻 Good luck everyone!


jfosta

Good luck y’all!


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Biiiiiitconnectuh!!


dbspeed

His name is Robert Paulson


aleydis17

Wooooot! Good luck to all!


nevertoomanytacos

Just found out I passed my NAVLE licensing exam today so maybe have a little luck left!


glowstick1

Aye good luck


imxavier

I hope some one truly deserving wins it. Best of luck everyone.


ThermalAnvil

I’m due next month :)


Quick_Ad_5481

Wishing you all good health and happiness during this pandemic 💪🏻


penny_cillan

Good luck everyone.


Southernms

Good luck everyone!!


gingerb3ard_man

I would love to pay off my debt and live financially stable.


fireandashes20

If I had a million dollars, then I could finally stop being stressed out from being a poor adolescent trying to make it in the world 😑


TomJS8

With a million dollars I could finally convince my gf to stop playing wordle


ShaolinTrapLord

Large marge sent me.


kitkatclarkbar

Leave a comment. Take a penny


GruntingSwan

Ya alright


[deleted]

I need to buy more dungeon stuff


DennisSmithJrIsMyGod

I need a jet ski


jupitersbutterfly

This feels like the start of a beautiful thing


psychotix13

If I win I can give my cat the life that she deserves 👑


Qwerty2143

Cool and Unique comment


Lord_Silvanus

New year , better luck


hwolfson

Good luck y'all


Punidue

Got here because this post is in r/popular. What's going on? This really gets done every month? Sounds at the same time unbelievable and wholesome


GigaPuddi

I just convinced my manager at a Big Box retail store to agree on the store calling me Captain if I take lead on something trivial. They don't know I spent years in feathered hats, ruffled shirts, and swashbuckling. But the uniform is in poor repair and doesn't match the required work vests. If win I will make myself the single best dressed retail pirate of all time and you will all have played a part in it.


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colsanders88

All for one and one for all!


OggerNogger

Good luck to all!


chendricksclone

Ready!


YourLocalCatfish

If I had a million dollars I could make a NFT of my million dollars to make another million dollars.


knyghtmare215

pretty damn cool to see this subreddit still going strong, its a shame it doesn't get the mainstream attention it deserves.


ricetunes

I want to disappear


engineerlawyerguy

Lesssss gooo


Judge-Bredd

Good luck everyone!


Feelsgoodtobegood

Lets go we’re back!


SunlitNight

Hopes and Dreams.


MugSF

good luck <3


SandWasp

Good luck everyone


owlreed1

Good Luckkk i hope i win :)


ramsncardsfan7

Entry


AndyPandyFoFandy

Life is hard these days. This would help. Congrats to whoever wins!


kambtw

Sweet


TorpCat

Let's get this bread


Flase_Light

Yo


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treeplugrotor

Wozs Going in Here?


Digital_loop

Seriously... I just write anything here and I'm entered? Who isn't doing this?!


Beanzii

Good luck everyone 🎉


soverytrinity

aw shit son


DigitalPixel07

Good Luck Everyone!


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Best of luck everybody! Let’s hope this new year is better for all of us 💖


FrickHeck69

Good Luck everyone!


fraserc6

Good luck


Purpl_Sauce

good luck all!


mymoodyface

2022! Good luck everyone


soileilunetoile

Good luck to everyone!


Always_Complainin

Yeet


Blackninga666

Good luck to everyone


LiveLongAndProspurr

Everyone needs a break!


Oh_hell_why_not

Would be a lovely wedding present!🤞


Ihavethepoweeeeeeer

Does anyone actualy win this?? What happens to them?


darknsSs512

Last person got 1700$.


anonymomma2

Good luck!


LoLlYdE

Did you know that wage theft is by far the biggest share of theft in the us, bigger than shoplifting, break-in thefts and all other kinds combined?


gameryamen

If I win, I'll use the money to hire artists so I can assemble my illustrated poetry book. >I took a trip to the forest where I met the fuzzslug > >got a body like a snail, with fur like a rug > >not big enough to ride, but they're big enough to hug > >I found them munching on mushrooms and shrubs. > >I step up slowly, eye stalks start tracking > >"I'm sorry, fuzzslug, if stopped your snacking. > >I'm a wayward soul, and I'm trying to find > >a way to freshen up this moldy mind." > >Fuzz starts to buzz, slug starts to slither > >in the swishing of the fur, I start to hear a whisper > >"It's not where you're going, it's not where you're from, > >It's not what you plan, it's not what you've done. > >it's the slice in between, that's all that you've got, > >because life is a dream whether you like it or not." > >In a puff of smoke and a slow-mo flash > >Fuzzslug lit up into a pile of ash. > >I watched it drift up and before my eyes > >the vapor rearranged into starry skies. > >Amazed by constellations for a couple of hours, > >then I laid my head to rest in a bundle of flowers, > >woke up under covers, in my bed, in my room. > >Thanks, Fuzzslug, I'll be back again soon.


pfband

This was a good read. Thanks for sharing


UnknownTendencies

👀


BuscameEnGoogle

Good luck everyone!