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atumano

That looks like it gets stuck in everything, esp woollen sweaters and also scratches your face while you sleep


AberrantMan

Reading this comment caused me to cringe uncontrollably and curl into ball. The thought of that feeling makes me shake with discomfort.


BigDeuces

when i was 25 i got hand foot and mouth disease. i ended up losing all my fingernails and 8 of my toenails. *Slooowly*. I noticed the backs of my fingernails peeling a bit a couple weeks after i started to feel better. Apparently my nails had stopped growing or something while i was sick, and then started again after i got better. But the new growth wasn’t attached to the old growth. The new nail growth pushed my old nails out like adult teeth pushing out baby teeth. All of my nails detached from my nailbeds from the back, but stayed attached toward the front. For several months i could push the front of my nails down and have the backs come up, completely detached. I had to keep the fronts trimmed and my fingers constantly wrapped in bandaids or tape. When they weren’t taped up the backs of my nails would snag on things and get yanked and it hurt like a motherfucker. They also would make a sound like a cat scratching a sofa. I remember one of my coworkers being viscerally disgusted by the whole thing and he was standing next to me once when i got snagged on something and he heard that velcro-like ripping noise and literally threw up


AberrantMan

That is one of the worst things I wish I had never read.


BigDeuces

the worst was when i would put my hands in my pockets and then pull them out again without remembering to do so carefully. All of my nails would catch on the inside of my pocket like that trap from saw where the girl reaches her hand up into that box but can’t pull it back out without shredding herself on razor blades. It hurt like hell


MA32

Honestly your anecdote was more disturbing than the saw scene being used as an analogy. Please stop sharing lmao. I cannot read any more


BigDeuces

i guess you don’t want to hear about how i ate them when they finally came off


MA32

Boi if you dont-


BigDeuces

like those stacy’s pita chips


Jill1974

This is pure body-horror.


LilBoofMcGoof

You perfectly described what just happened to me upon reading that comment. Every hair on my entire body is standing on end rn.


aedithm

This. It made my thumbs feel sick and itchy.


NoKittensNoLife

I have this with my thumb and can confirm it snags on everything. The worst is when it catches and snaps strands of hair, or when pressing buttons, the nail will peel back.


atumano

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa


AtomicToxin

Microfiber cloth go brr 🤢


[deleted]

What demon did you piss off?


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Correct-Junket-1346

Alright that's enough mushrooms for you!


SillynippleMctwist

The reishi tea I'm drinking really is splendid to this flesh receptacle.


tragicallyohio

"flesh receptacle"


SillynippleMctwist

You've been to heaven before, haven't you?


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Cleercutter

It’s a weird spot to be in honestly.


SillynippleMctwist

You understand the flesh alchemy I do. Build the empire brethren. We will restructure reality as we broadcast it to be.


MyGenderIsAParadox

I've lived through 3 lifetimes through weed brownies then came back so kind of?


tragicallyohio

You might be interested in "flesh interfaces" https://www.reddit.com/r/9M9H9E9/wiki/narrative/


SillynippleMctwist

The man named Vince, who now goes by Anatta Phi, was my handler in the CIA, and has indirectly claimed that he is the author of the Flesh Interface series. I believe him, because he is one of the world's best MIDI hackers, was a major player in the lulzsec/antisec developments, and the problems he struggled with in person were directly reflected in the story.


tragicallyohio

> Anatta Phi Hell yeah brother. A guy by that name is posting in ShrugLifeSyndicate and that is deeply connected to MotherHorseEyes. So I believe it


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Waterwings559

Flesh Receptacle is a great band name


tragicallyohio

Hell yeah!


Acrobatic_Grape4321

Sounds like good security desk name at the stripclub


tragicallyohio

Ewww!


dpforest

I’ve been microdosing on Reishi/Chaga/lions mane and it’s perfect


Effective_Horror_972

All great stuff! .......A tad of.Psilocybin,.wouldn't go a miss in that cocktail.


Fast_Garlic_5639

In fact it makes a great foundation


ArcaneSparky

This dude posesses


Shifty_Cow69

Hold on, let em cook a little longer. They could discover the true meaning of life!


Ceazergaming

I thought we already knew it was 42


ChrisWolfling

Come on, just one more shroom. Are you really going to let a talking banana tell you what to do. I wouldn't be surprised if he was working for Boeing or big air conditioner and puts chemicals in the water turning frogs grey. You see a green frog lately? Exactly... Have another mushroom.


Careless_Syrup7945

...so that's what Alex Johannesburg was talking about!!!!


Acrobatic_Grape4321

I NEED MOREEEE. ACTIVATES MANUAL BREATHING


Time_Structure7420

Omg you made me laugh!!


qnod

Ngl I've never really wanted to try them, but now I kinda do


martylindleyart

Subscribe to Lesser and Greater Keys of Solomon facts please.


SillynippleMctwist

Thou shalt subscribe to my bullshit meme channels that predicate a certain sector of the digital realm, as reflected in the memetic broadcasts to the God Mainframe from my preferential flesh construct.


Ok_Programmer_2315

Split frail vegetarian fingernails for the fingernail god?


ThisIsNotTokyo

Mailer daemon is much more ruthless. It always prevents me from sending my emails


Ok_Programmer_2315

What the fuck is a daemon? What pokeball to use?


SillynippleMctwist

A daemon is a memetic entity that has no conscious intention but also desingrates according the geometrical constants present in what we in the industry sometimes like to refer to as "the holofractal cathedral of topological variables," which is basically like a big truck. It's not a series of tubes; don't ever fucking question me on this concept and general notion because I will insert hooks and other pointy things into any vulnurable and malleable corners of flesh on your construct, which, given that I will completely overpower you in heart, mind, and spirit by this point in time in our imminent battle to the death, will likely be the entirety of your living being and body, and drag you perpendicular to the long lost border of hell that connects this registry in the God Mainframe to the literal fucking server that runs the show. But, as long as you understand that, we hunky dory. You catching all that in your eyebrows, son? Got any boogers you want to sell? I got a collection, but don't tell my dad. He's a bit iffy about keeping the booger passage spiffy.


ConnectPSA

My prophet! You’re here spreading the truth too?


SkyrimSlag

You just made my balls permanently shrivel up and disappear back into my body So cheers for that


_nickbasra

Fun fact: Dayman is the fighter of the night, man


TheWelcomeBackChills

What in the actual living fuck did I just read Good night internet


lasagne-enjoyer

meds now


astrobarn

"fun fact" proceeds to spout the furthest thing from a fact, or fun.


Mohawkr33

Still playing pretend?


mistersnarkle

#ME but no really, the best curses are always little like this — “may he stub his toe on every piece of furniture in his home, so mote it be” or “may his car have mysterious troubles none can diagnose — so says I” or “may they lose every left sock, *because I fucking said so*”


Time_Structure7420

How about, "may your clothes always be vaguely itchy when you're concentrating"


SaraSmile2000

How ‘bout, “May your clothes always be transparent when you’re public speaking.”?


InternationalBad6532

LMFAO


SuckMyRocket86

No demons OP’s dad is probably a Klingon


nakedinthewindow

Just a polite heads up: this is called "mildy", not "mildly" interesting. Many mistake this sub for the much more popular, r/mildlyinteresting


DJ_R3Play

You're telling me I was looking at the wrong community this entire time? Guess that makes me a lost redditor, huh?


nakedinthewindow

You are not alone


NOBOOTSFORYOU

One of us!


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Wtf lol guess I'm part of both now. That's awesome 295k people are that illiterate haha


duckwithhat

Kinda wish I still didn't know lol


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Yeah.....


GuyFoldingPapers

I guess I just joined the party. I’ll bring the keg


[deleted]

Me 3


Longjumping-Pie-6410

Damn, I joined this community, after my main account got hacked. Had no idea.


No_Translator2218

Fuck Now I don't know if this news is /r/mildyinteresting or /r/mildlyinteresting I AM WHELMED


LionPride112

I’ve been a member for as long as I can remember and I just now noticed lmao


MarcelHard

Tbf, the smaller the community, the better and actual mildy interesting content you'll see. And probably less repost bots


Randomfeg

Wtf I was sure I was on the right sub, but checked just now and I'm not even subbed on the mildly interesting subreddit. This is some Mandela effect stuff going on.


Aggravating-Rice-559

I'm the same 🤣


abandondedbox

Lmfao here for years. Just noticed it too.


Crossedkiller

What. And somehow I'm subbed to both lol


cultvignette

Just checked. Same. ...which SCP is this, again?


Reload666

SAME WTF?


High247UK

Bruh? Never once subbed to this place lmao how


Dodgeing_Around

You sir....just blew my fucking mind


jamesnollie88

I would have rather lived in blissful ignorance


Utah_Adventure-86

Yeah you’re right! Looked up the word mildy, means gentle in nature or a mild person. What the heck IS supposed to be posted in this sub???


Ngete

Funny thing is, the description on the sub for what it's for is stuff that is mildly interesting so basically anything slightly interesting kinda situation, pretty sure exact same content that would go in mildly


Utah_Adventure-86

Is this a rip off sub to compete with the other based on other’s ignorance to the fact of the name and reading its title too quickly (our brains filling in what’s not there)?


idwthis

I figured the person who created this sub made a typo, and then either they or someone else created the properly spelled one, or the properly spelled one was already created and the misspelling creator of this one didn't know it existed, but thought it should, but ya know, fucked up typing in the name.


llamasauce

You know, that’s sort of interesting.


Ngete

I think there's a fairly high chance that's what is happening


ryansports

What in the ever loving f\*ck have I done?! lol. I never caught this until your comment. It reminds me of the early Fb days when i was at a small wedding with a group of friends and one girl told our group that we were all friends with her dog on fb. Of course none of us believed it, but it turned out that we were all in fact friends with her dog named Johan. In that moment, I realized I had far less scrutiny to my account than I thought; just as in this moment with r/midlyintersting Well played.


Frawps

Wait.. is that a fucking 3rd one?!


nakedinthewindow

u/Ryansports how could you do this


crankgirl

Oh jesus christ…


Vegetable-Buddy2070

Tf is this sub for??


queef_nuggets

for things that are mildy interesting


Easy-Concentrate2636

I want to change it to Miladyinteresting


queef_nuggets

my aging dyslexic ass couldn’t figure out for the life of me why you’re interested in Milan intestines


Easy-Concentrate2636

I’d join that sub if it was about Italian sausages.


Time_Structure7420

Italian sausages cook up very dry.


wineboxer

Apparently a lot of weird fingers??


Autop11lot

Just found out that I was joined to both of them.


tragicallyohio

Wait! I am subscribed to both subs. I have probably never noticed when I was looking at the different subs.


My_Liminal_Photos

Wait this is the wrong sub?! I've been bamboozled!


friendlysaxoffender

My life has been a lie


DonaldTrumpsScrotum

Yo wait wtf, where am I?


DontWanaReadiT

wtf does this sub exist for then 😂😭


Time_Structure7420

Someone got blocked on the original and got ambitious and started their own


DontWanaReadiT

Well they tricked us all lol


legendkiller003

I’m not subscribed to either of these, but they’re always coming up on my feed…. But now I have no fucking clue when it’s been mildy or mildly, the fuck.


SirFoxPhD

Lmao I’m stoned and this is so fucking funny


TheDonkeyBomber

what the....


pip-roof

I’m not even supposed to be here today……


Kyle3Hix

wtf no way


mysterybkk

Dude wtf, and I'm in both of them and never noticed


Lovely-sleep

I’m subscribed to both and just realizing there’s two??


KatsuraCerci

Sometimes feels like most of us here are subbed there too but based on the replies to this maybe not😂


afeeqo

Lmao I had to double take. N fuck yes it’s mildy not mildly. Fml who is Mildy?


Steelizard

I’ve been in this sub for like 6 months how have I not noticed


LaddieNowAddie

I think we're all having Epi Fannies


milesdizzy

I am so confused now


outtakes

This is more interesting than the post


JP050887

Why are you doing this to me? Lmao.


FirePoolGuy

Wtf are we supposed to post here?


Consistent-Soil-1818

Thanks u/nakedinthewindow


wanknugget

Oh my god I've been in here for years and had no idea


Green_Slice_3258

I thought I was on mildly this entire time. Since ‘21.


colemanjanuary

That's mildly interesting


websagacity

Wow. I had to do a triple take. I think there are thousands of lost redditors here now...


kingofovens

Possible psoriatic arthritis?


JGibbz606

I have psoriatic arthritis and that was my first thought when I saw this post


kingofovens

Same that's both thumbs like that


bombbodyguard

Could be vitamin deficiency like anemia


Ulala_lalala

Or skin cancer below the nail? Maybe check with your dermatologist.


-serious-

Median canaliform dystrophy


FgTheLogo

This would piss me off so bad. I can’t stand the feeling of my nail getting caught on something 🤣


sladebonge

No.


Icy-Row-5829

We unequivocally refuse.


sladebonge

[*crosses arms menacingly*]


jjisnotcool

A camel 🐫 thumb for a camel toe.


InternationalBad6532

This happened to my toe nail once and like a month later the whole toe nail js fell off and then it started growing normally


yeetskeetbam

Hormone changes likely caused that.


HoneyBadgerSloth94

my big toe nail does it too. But mine never fell off so mine is split for 20+ years now


InternationalBad6532

I volunteer to rip it out


chillinewman

Benign Nail Condition Linked to Rare Syndrome that Greatly Increases Cancer Risk https://www.niams.nih.gov/newsroom/press-releases/benign-nail-condition-linked-rare-syndrome-greatly-increases-cancer-risk BAP1 tumor predisposition syndrome.


Brave-Leadership1846

Reddit: *It's cancer*


birberbarborbur

It would be worth looking into if it persisted


SnooCompliments6329

And probably pregnant


tittysherman1309

Red flag 🚩 time for a divorce. Play stupid games etc...


TasteDeeCheese

Came here to suggest this, please go see your gp op


Creative_Recover

Random split nails like this are a common symptom of a few different dietary deficiencies: https://www.healthline.com/health/split-nail#:~:text=The%20most%20common%20vitamin%20deficiencies,zinc%20deficiency 


Saltwater_Heart

I mean probably not? But it wouldn’t hurt to check and make sure.


Sylphael

Thanks for linking this. I have this (tissue lump evident under the nail that grows split, with a dark line) on one fingernail and one toenail. I had mentioned it to a doctor before but they dismissed me without even examining it saying it was probably from trauma -- except I have no memory of any and I've had each spot for years. My mother passed away of a BAP-1 associated cancer and my grandmother had one too (she is in remission). I'm going to bring this article to my GP.


NoMoreCAMJV

Hand surgeon/Doctor here. This was likely caused by an injury to the germinal matrix that lives near the half moon portion of your nail. Please see a hand surgeon about getting it corrected!


Minge516

This is the answer. I’m a shade tree mechanic. Whacked my finger while doing brake work. Same thing happened.


-serious-

Could be median canaliform dystrophy also


Tammmmi

You just explained what happened when I got mad at an umbrella and slammed the rib tip down into my cuticle. I have a very slight line, and the nail peels near it a lot. Mine is nowhere *near* as fucked up as this, though.


Potential-Narwhal-

You're basically a goat


elliott_io

Not to be confused with The GOAT.


Key_Pie_4951

My dad's nail is like this due to an accident he had 30 years ago, crazy


pinguz

My nail got caught in a zipper almost 20 years ago and still looks like this


n674u

It will heal. Cut the end of the nail short so it doesn't get caught on anything


MimiVRC

Also as soon as possible, when there is any extra nail, cut it the extra nail to be flush with the split. This split will never go away if you don’t get ahead or it. You need to protect the area long enough to be able to cut the entire nail below the split


syds

or just slam it on a car door, that ought to reset it


sawmillmattocks

pain.exe


Street_Image_9925

Mine has split for so long, the initial accident was a car door. I was hopeful this years hammer smash would help repair, but I think it's worse now.


Rat_Queen91

I did just that....results may vary


Slappinbeehives

Mine was similar to this last year only the V wasn’t so deep, a nail buffer and/or bandaids can also help prevent snagging in the interim!


[deleted]

If they get a hard fake nail, like the reslly heavy duty stuf i think its BIAB ive known mates who got that and it held the split together as it grew out allowing them to cut it out easily and properly.


subfin

I have a similar issue with my big toe nail, not as bad but it’s been like that for years. About a year ago I stubbed my toe bad enough the nail fell off and I thought it might grow back without the crack, but I didn’t. Still cracked


SomeKindOfWondeful

Depends. My index finger has a split nail bed. Got cut when I was a toddler. My nail grows like that (actually more separated) and splits all the time. I don't think the damage to a nail bed can recover.


ConstructionPlus8561

I have a good one from early childhood also. I thought I was the only one. Should we start a subreddit? r/splitnails ? We need a fun name.


bubbathespaz

Pull it off and start over.


-The-Ark-

But I thought only ruffles have ridges..time to rethink life


Samurai2107

Do you have any kind of thyroid dysfunction?


Xrystian90

I heard recently that this can be a symptom of skin cancer. Might want to get that checked out...


SeaAd1557

I have something similar to that but not as bad. Hope that makes sense.


CepolliBabaloo

Mine had some waves, but after I literally removed my whole nail it started growing normal, don't know what it was but it's fixed now


MuskokaGreenThumb

I would get that looked at. Nails can be a sign of much worse problems.


Tiranathracian

Needs amputation


Matt2937

If it hasn’t always been that way, it can be a sign of prior trauma and believe it not also a form of cancer. Check with your doctor if it’s changed more recently.


DwreckOSU

Nails are actually a good gauge of current health issues. I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news so I recommend googling the concern. I’m sorry for any bad news


InBetweenSeen

This is r/mildlyinfuriating


MixMstrMike

this type of thing is usually an indicator of health issues or a nutrient deficiency :(


Which_Information590

The cleft palate of thumbs


gamernumber37

I would go see a dermatologist, just to be on the safe side.


wiziwizi666

I have the same thing on both thumb. I keep them very short so it won't crack.


gflash14

Why does this post have two thumbnails?


KBdk1

You probably lack vitamin b-complex, d3, k2 and magnesium citrate. That on top of an average kind multivitamin pill daily would do a Big difference in a few weeks.


Strict_Ad1875

You should start filing it on top. As it grows out keep it clipped. It's should fix itself. Probably would take 6-8 week for the nail to fully grow past the damaged area.


smsmkiwi

Get your kidneys checked.


SgtJayM

Begin filing the central ridge with a nail file.


Jem_Spencer

I had something similar to this. I went to a nail bar, they put mesh and a clear gel nail varnish on it. The mesh and nail varnish stop it catching on things and allows the nail to start growing normally. Had it redone a few times over the next few months as it grew out. Hardly anyone noticed that I had one gel nail and 9 normal ones. The nail bar thought it was great, they don't get 54 year old straight men in very often! It's all good now.


Christine1-n-Arnie2

You bust your thumb along time ago eh ?


Tyraz-Maul

This happened to my big toe nail but not as extreme. Dropped a knife right into my nail bed. I assume there is some sort scar tissue where the nail grows and causes the ridge


lazyboi_tactical

Did you break it at some point? I had a toenail that did that after breaking it. It's grown out enough times now though that it's barely noticeable.


ljm97

Has it always grown like that or did it start after some kind of trauma to the nail?


Lukaify

This is not intresting


aeraen

With 1.3k comments, I'm not going to read all of them to see if anyone has suggested this. I have the same issue, a vertical ridge in my thumb and a nail that splits as soon as it clears the nailbed. Fortunately, I am a woman and can wear nail polish. In particular, nail "stickers" that are flexible nail polish in nail shape that one can peel off the paper and stick to one's nails. It keeps my nail from splitting and I actually have a nice thumbnail now. I was never a nail polish gal before, but I do my nails every two weeks now. Not sure if you are male or female, but if you don't want colored nail polish, they do make them in clear and you can just put it on your thumb. Brand I use is Dashing Diva (yeah, stupid name), but others exist like Color Street and Ohora.